Month: April 2020

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Check Out This Twitter Account That Posts Mugshots of Very Hot Women

Beggars can’t be choosers, okay?

If you find a very attractive woman and you hit it off with her, who cares if she’s a jailbird, right? If you feel this way, you might want to start looking into a Twitter account called Mugshawtys.

These women have all been arrested for one reason or another, but they have one thing in common: THEY’RE HOT.

Let’s take a look.

1. She’s a looker.

2. Just had a bad night.

3. Doesn’t seem that upset.

4. Four DUIs, huh…?

5. What a smile!

6. Eyes are a little bloodshot.

7. Bad girl.

8. A total hottie.

9. Staring right through the camera lens.

10. Deep into your soul.

11. Goth girl.

12. Moonlights as a model.

13. One more for good measure.

I would be proud to introduce any of these women with criminal records to my parents in a heartbeat.

Hey o!

What do you think? Have you ever been arrested? Has your significant other?

Talk to us in the comments! Tell us ALL the secrets!

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People Share Things You Can Say During Sex AND While Playing Board Games

I love it when things like this get popular and take on a life of their own on Twitter.

Here’s the game: what are things that can be said during sex AND while playing a board game? Let the laughter begin!

Zing!

1. Probably not…

2. That’s filthy.

3. Get back down there.

4. You’re paying for it.

5. Sorry about that.

6. All the time…

7. Good Lord!

8. Really dirty stuff.

9. Good for you!

10. Get Mom involved!

11. Be very gentle.

12. Oh yeah!

13. Totally over it.

14. You did a good job.

15. That’s very important.

I told you this was gonna be funny!

Now we want you to join in!

Tell us your own things that could be said during sex AND during a board game.

Let’s see what ya got!

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Funny Posts About Really Dumb People

Are we getting stupider or we were always this dumb but we just didn’t have social media to constantly amplify everything?

Who knows, honestly…but I will say that our collective stupidity is on full display with Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Let’s take a look at what I’m talking about.

1. Crabs and stuff.

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2. Very close…

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3. You really should’ve.

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4. Urban cheese.

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5. Oh, no!

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6. They’ve actually been around for a while.

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7. Watch a bowl.

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8. I was wondering the same thing…

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9. This is pretty good.

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10. What to do?

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11. Got him again!

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12. Very crazy, indeed.

13. Good question.

https://twitter.com/ColtMods_/status/1213955103415316480

Hahahaha. Wow…some people, I’ll tell ya…

Has someone in your life (on in your various social media feeds) done something really, really dumb lately?

Please share it with us in the comments!

Let’s keep this train a’ rollin’!

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Very Dumb People Who Should Make You Feel a Little Better About Yourself

Even if you’re a little dumb (I fall into that category), these people are gonna make you feel like a GENIUS.

Why, you ask?

Because the folks in these posts are…how should I say it…pretty stupid.

Let’s all make ourselves feel a little bit better by laughing at these people!

1. Vehicle will be toad.

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2. This person is nuts.

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3. Uh huh…

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4. Auto-man to the rescue.

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5. Makes perfect sense.

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6. My favorite era.

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7. Think about that one…

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8. This is unreal.

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9. Everyone in the USSR was named Conrad.

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10. Yeah, dumbass.

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11. I thought they were called…never mind.

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12. And here we are as a society!

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I don’t know about you, but I feel smarter…a little bit at least. Okay, maybe I’m just as dumb as they are, but I still laughed!

How about you? Talk to us in the comments! Or tell us a joke! Or tell us your IQ!

We don’t care! We’re just so lonely right now.

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Funny Tweets From Some Very Funny Ladies

Ladies, you’ve done it again…

Made us laugh, that is!

There are so many funny women on Twitter that it can be hard to keep up with all the hilarity.

Here’s a small sampling of what I’m talking about.

1. Not listening.

2. I see what you did there!

3. She’s right…

4. That is funny.

5. That’s a lie!

6. Something to worry about.

7. I’m a little behind.

8. You found The One.

9. Seems like a great guy to me.

10. Hahahaha OMG.

11. He wasn’t wrong.

12. Gonna have a great weekend.

13. Way too much to deal with.

Those ladies are F-U-N-N-Y.

Do you follow any hilarious women on Twitter that we should know about?

Tell us about them in the comments so we can start following them, too!

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Lousy ‘Life Hacks’ That You Should Probably Avoid

Life hacks are supposed to make everything a little bit easier.

These supposed ‘life hacks’…well, let’s just say they’re not up to snuff and they might not help you out at all. In fact, they might even HURT you in the long run.

So take a look and decide for yourself whether you think these are good or bad…

You may proceed…

1. Might not be the best idea.

2. Pedal to the metal.

3. Let’s eat dirt!

4. Time and money well spent.

5. Probably shouldn’t listen to this one.

6. From a financial expert.

7. A new life plan.

8. Time to eat healthy.

9. Lighten the mood a little.

10. He’s a “doctor.”

11. Mess with them a little.

12. This is really good advice.

We can’t stop you, but don’t say we didn’t warn you…

Do you have any actually good life hacks that you want to pass along to us?

If so, please share them in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets That Poke Fun at Millennial Culture

I’m an equal-opportunity joker. I like to make fun of everyone: Boomers, Gen X’ers, and especially Millennials.

We’re all easy targets but you have to admit that making fun of these young folks is pretty darn amusing.

So let’s all take a few minutes to enjoy these funny tweets that poke fun at the Millennials of the world.

1. I’ll be inside.

2. Nothing you can do about it.

3. Way to go!

4. One day…

5. That looks nice.

6. You’re at the peak.

7. Quite a difference.

8. Get creative with it!

9. Ignore the dumpster fire.

10. What’s wrong?!?!

11. I need this for an Instagram post.

12. No talking allowed.

13. Doesn’t this look cute?

14. Still on the fence…

15. A drink and a nap.

C’mon, you have to admit those are funny…even if you ARE a Millennial.

Have you seen any other hilarious tweets roasting specific generations?

We want to see all of them!

So please share them in the comments!

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We’re Pretty Sure You Did All of These Things for No Reason When You Were a Kid

I’m grateful for the time I got to grow up in. No cell phones, no Internet, and we ran free through the woods and through our neighborhoods until the street lights came on and it was time to go home.

But kids are kids across the board and we still have a lot in common with the kids of today, believe it or not.

Look at these funny memes and see how many of them look very familiar to your own childhood.

1. I can see the moon!

Literally my childhood from memes

2. Just keep your mouth shut.

3. Don’t touch the floor!

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4. Just like Peter Parker.

Anyone relate? from marvelmemes

5. Hours of entertainment.

who also got bullied in his childhood ? from memes

6. The day is now ruined.

10 year old me from memes

7. They’ll never find me.

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i’m a hide and seek pro don’t @ me Follow ( @teaandlaughter )??

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8. Peelin’ out.

This is so true tho from carmemes

9. Always depressing to hear that.

sad pand noises from memes

10. It was rough out there.

My childhood from memes

11. This never got old.

Childhood memories from memes

12. How did he always know?

Literal Childhood Trauma from memes

Nostalgia overload right there for this guy.

What about you? Did these memes bring back some old memories?

Share some of the funny things that you did as a kid in the comments with us!

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Funny, Pointless Things That We All Did as Kids

Some things about being a kid are just universal.

Fighting with siblings, lying to your parents, causing trouble at school. You know, all the good stuff!

Here are some hilarious memes that will bring you back to the glory days.

Enjoy!

1. Never failed.

2. Run for it!

Basement ?? from dankmemes

3. A huge accomplishment.

The middle school equivalent to pulling out Excalibur from dankmemes

4. I know I did.

Is there anyone who didn’t do that? from memes

5. A virtual palace.

Good ol’ childhood memories from memes

6. Just for the hell of it.

7. Like the Bat Signal.

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8. You’re fine!

My childhood from memes

9. A game to pass the time.

Yep!

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10. Made a big mess.

Like A Childhood Memory from memes

11. OH YES!

12. Like an animal.

Me_irl from me_irl

13. The struggle…

14. Thanks…I really like it.

Those memes sure did bring back some good (and funny) memories.

What about you?

Did they jog your memory a little bit?

Talk to us in the comments!

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