Interesting Things You Can Only Learn on Tumblr

Here’s a question to ponder: what the hell is happening on Tumblr? It’s one of those questions that doesn’t really have an answer. Because everything is happening on Tumblr, and also nothing at all. It’s like all the weird kids from the back of the classroom went and made their own classroom and are now endlessly passing each other notes. Pretty hard to look away from, and why would you want to?

Enjoy this curated selection of a the kind of stupendously stupid and delightfully dumbfounding things you can find on Tumblr.

15. There are worm welcomes

14. Cereal greetings

13. Cuss words

12. And cold feet

11. They’ve got ornithology

10. History lessons

9. And employment law

8. They’re full of helpful advice

7. One-uppers

6. And literary criticism

5. On Tumblr, you can learn critical thinking skills

4. Psychology

3. Tech support

2. The culinary arts

1. And of course, a lot of fowl jokes

So what are you waiting for? Catch the nearest internet bus to tumblr.com and start exploring all it has to offer. You *probably* won’t regret it.

Where do you hang out on Tumblr?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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12 Relationship Tweets That Are a Sign of the Times

Our world changes all the time and it affects dating and relationships and everything in between. We’re pretty much throwing up our hands everywhere right now trying to figure out what’s going to happen next, but at least we’ve got each other.

And these 12 tweets that show how the state of the world today is changing the way we romance (and stuff).

12. At least you’re not alone.

11. It’s like living in the good ol’ days.

10. The talking dirty really leaves something to be desired.

9. No time like the present to build one!

8. To stop yourself from doing it rn honestly.

7. What a great time to be alive.

6. The pay is probably terrible.

5. They’re probably feeling pretty smug for the first time in years, too.

4. He’s just not that into you.

3. I mean, hope springs eternal.

2. Keeping the romance alive.

1. I don’t want to laugh at this but I totally am.

Image Credit: Twitter

These are just the hilarity I needed to remind me that there’s always a reason to laugh to keep from crying.

How has the current avalanche of nonsense affected your relationship? I know you’ve got a funny story of your own to share in the comments!

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Relevant Tweets About the Instantly Classic ‘Tiger King’

I can’t really think of a documentary that has caught on like wildfire the way Netflix’s Tiger King has in the past few weeks.

I suppose there’s just something about the combination of a gun loving, polygamous gay man breeding tigers in Oklahoma, a cult leader doing the same things (except heterosexually) in South Carolina, a (probably murderous) crazy cat lady in Florida, and a murder-for-hire that really captures people’s attention.

If you’re hooked and you can’t get enough, first of all, I feel you. Second, you’re going to want these 14 tweets in your life.

14. You know, I really think he would.

13. Something tells me they won’t be alone.

12. When he offered them tickets for another day I was just dying.

11. This must be true.

10. I really wish this wasn’t so true.

9. I am so grateful for people who notice things like this.

8. Of all the terrible hair in the series, this guy’s is the best/worst.

7. Hopefully none of us have to go that long without seeing a dentist.

6. You definitely don’t want to run to the bathroom.

5. Except scarier and with more guns.

4. You could not squeeze in one more piece of crazy.

3. All correspondence regardless of medium, actually.

2. A burning question we all need answered.

1. I cannot. *gags*

That series is really the most batsh*t thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Until now.

What did you think? I mean. If you need a support group we’re here for you in the comments.

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Some of Our Favorite Tweets About the Insanity That Is Netflix’s ‘Tiger King’

Even if you haven’t watched Netflix’s completely bizarre, train wreck documentary following Joe Exotic, aka Tiger King, chances are you’ve heard about it.

Because literally everyone is talking about it online. Everyone. Even the people who aren’t going to watch it because it’s not their thing are telling us how it’s not their thing.

So there are tons and tons of hilarious tweets about the show, and all of them make us laugh – but these 16 are the cream that rises to the top of a very deep pool.

16. He looks like a loaf of Wonder Bread.

15. That’s literally all the longer it takes.

14. Actual footage.

13. My husband and I had to keep rewinding it to make sure we heard right.

12. My exact words.

11. It is the best of his songs, and no, that’s not saying much.

10. A box of hair dye is all he needs.

9. I mean. He does live in Oklahoma.

8. She definitely knows.

7. That’s an understatement.

6. I mean. It’s not the worst thing about him, that’s for sure.

5. It was definitely a timely distraction, I’ll give you that.

4. Our collective fear at the moment.

3. And also all of the times he randomly dressed as a priest?

2. Of the decade, really.

1. Spoiler Alert: it’s all of them.

I watched all seven episodes even though I honestly really didn’t want to. I just couldn’t look away.

Have you seen it? Are you obsessed with the fallout? We can treat the comments like a support group if you need!

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Creepy, True Stories From Peoples’ Real Lives

You don’t need to be out in the woods to enjoy a good creepy story. All you need is the internet!

User BelvitaBiscuitz started an epic thread on r/AskReddit with the prompt:

What’s that story you’ve never been able to tell? from AskReddit

There are a HUGE range of stories, many of them cute, or sad, or funny. But a select few of these (apparently true) stories are just plain creepy.

We’ve curated 10 such spooky tales here. Enjoy.

1. Right Outside his Door

My mother told me this… because I honestly don’t remember (I was around the age of 5-7).

We were at my grandfather’s apartment and right outside of his door, I stopped and turned around and said in very serious voice “Grandfather’s dead.”

Turns out I was correct. Died in his sleep.

I didn’t understand the concept of mortality at the time so this understandably freaked out both my parents.

– MilkTeaSwirl>

2. Screaming Neighbors

When I was 17, I worked at a grocery store with a guy named Brian. Normal guy, mid 20s, lil chub. Didn’t really think much of him.

One day he tells me about how he lives in an apartment by himself and that his neighbours are absolutely crazy. Like they would yell at him to be quiet, pound against the wall to get him to shut up, even though he wouldn’t be doing anything. He would sneeze, and his neighbours would scream at the top of their lungs from next door. It was that bad.

Tbh, I didn’t really care much when he was telling me this. I just wanted to go home and not work anymore.

Couple days go by and I noticed that Brian wasn’t showing up anymore. Whatever. Didn’t think much of that either. A month or two goes by and he finally shows back up to work. So, being the nice friend I am, I asked him where he’s been. He tells me he was actually fired because he was in the hospital. I didn’t think that was a valid reason to fire someone, but what do I know. I didn’t comment on that. I asked him why he was in the hospital and he told me it was for “personal reasons”. I tell him it was good having him back, and carried on with my day.

Fast forward a couple days to me talking to another coworker who was good friends with Brian. He says “Did you hear what happened to Brian?”

“Yeah he was in the hospital and was fired or something”

“Do you know why though?”

“No, he said it was personal”

So this is what happened a couple months ago before Brian disappeared. He was at home by himself, when his neighbours (surprise) start yelling at him through the walls for being too loud. Brian telling himself “I’ve had enough” decides to call the police and have them deal with it. The police arrived and started talking to the neighbours for quite some time. Hours go by with the police and neighbours. So he calls the police again to ask what’s taking so long.

The police respond with “..um.. We left like an hour and a half ago.”

Turns out that the neighbours were never yelling at him. In fact, they were never there.

Brian was schizophrenic and was hearing voices in his head. He had to go to a mental hospital for a month.

– theprinterdoesntwerk

3. Get Out of My Room

I haven’t been able to really tell this story since it’s so strange.

When I was a night shift CNA at a assisted living I had a resident have a wild week.

When I was doing my rounds at midnight she came barreling out of her room with her cross and white as a ghost.

I asked if she had a nightmare and she responded “there is a man in my room telling me to get out of his room”

I peeked inside her room and saw it was empty. I was still internally set on her dreaming. She walked around with me most of that night.

The next night was even more bizarre. I have a pager that lets me know if any residents need help or if any doors are opened. Well it’s 2am and the front door alarm goes off. That freaked me out since all the doors were locked. As I head up to the front to investigate I see that resident with the door wide open and looking up at the sky. I asked her what she was doing and she replied “Death is coming for X I have to let him in”

For days she kept talking about the angry man in her room. How he kept her up, he yelled at her, and threw things on the floor. My curiosity got the best of me. “X, what does the man look like” as she described him my heart sank…. she was perfectly describing a resident who lived in the room previously who passed away (he didn’t like ANYONE in his room). “Did he ever tell you his name?” I asked she looked at me “it’s X” (his name)

I asked the other workers if anyone mentioned anything about that resident. All have denied.

She was moved to another room 2 days later after her family was very concerned for her wellbeing. Her night mares have since stopped

Another resident has moved into the room and hasn’t had any problems.

I’ve had bizarre things happen to me working at that facility, but nothing has topped that one.

– PryzeTheBest

4. A Fiery Premonition

10 or 12 years ago, I started having a feeling that the fire alarm in my apartment building was going to go off. Initially, it was just a little tickle at the back of my brain and I could ignore it. But over the following days and weeks that tickle grew into a a full-blown nag. I couldn’t shake it.

One day I got home from work and the feeling was so strong—PACK YOUR SHIT, THE FIRE ALARM’S GOING TO GO OFF—that I said ‘fuck it’ and packed up all of our important paperwork, medicines, extra clothes,etc. and sat and waited and felt like an idiot.

Half an hour later the building fire alarm went off. I grabbed all the bags and went outside. The fire trucks came and it was quickly discovered that a resident in the other tower (my apt. building is composed of two towers joined by a common lobby) had burned their dinner and instead of opening a window, they opened their door which let the smoke into the hallway which set off the building alarm. That person had just moved into the building that afternoon.

How the ever-loving-fuck did I know that was going to happen? I had this growing feeling for six weeks. And he just moved in that day.

– floorplanner2

5. The Disappearance

When I was young, probably around 13-14 my mom and I were driving down a backroad highway (with a speed limit of 70km/h with traffic lights if that paints a clearer picture) that connected our town with others.

We passed an older car that had hit the guardrail BADLY, there was rubble and glass everywhere. The front of the car had begun smoking so my mom and I decided to make a u-turn at the lights ahead (maybe 250 metres beyond the crash) to try to help/call an ambulance.

While we drove to the lights I noticed not a single person in their cars looked panicked or even acknowledged that there had been a horrible wreck. Normally when there is a wreck it’s common for people to slow down and at least look, but not a single person around us was reacting.

We turned around and… nothing. The car was gone. All evidence that a car had crashed was gone, the rubble, glass everything. Even the air where there was smoke was clear. The freakiest part of all was the guardrail had no damage at all.

We both looked at each other in confusion and tried to come up with a reasonable explanation of how a tow truck could have pulled up, hooked up the car, and moved it in under 30 seconds. We kept travelling in that direction for a couple of minutes to make sure we didn’t miss it somehow, but we never found evidence of a car accident.

It’s been over 10 years and I brought it up recently. My mom said she remembered perfectly and always thought it was a weird glitch in the matrix.

– Jenna5366

6. Time Waits

One time when I was little, I was playing outside in the back yard and I tripped and fell, flat on my back. As I was falling, I braced expecting to hit the ground, but I just…. Didn’t.

I felt like I stayed that way for a few seconds before I opened my eyes and gently dropped the last inch or two to the ground.

I immediately ran inside to tell my mom but she just gave me the child-patronizing-laugh and an “okay sweetie.”

The only thing I’ve been able to come up with since then is that it was a dream, but it sure doesn’t feel like one.

I’ve had a couple similar experiences since then, but this is the only one without a possible explanation.

– NetworkAuditor2

7. The Link

My mom doesn’t believe us, but me and my brother are convinced we have some sort of mental link. We constantly have the same shit pop into our head.

Like I’ll start singing a song and he’ll be like yo wtf the song just hit that part in my head, even though there was no reason for us to even think the song.

we’ve simultaneously burst into song before and its great. We’ve even shared dreams before. We fought a dragon together.

– SgtSkitman

8. The Unhappiest Place on Earth

Someone was murdered at Disney World, and the body was dumped near a security ground. My father (not sure where he is now) worked security and my mom discovered a map in his room and a small circle drawn where the body was dumped.

He also matched the description when they posted a sketch on America’s Most Wanted.

They ended up arresting somebody else but my mom swears he killed the girl.

– CapN_Stevezy

9. The Grateful Undead

I grew up with hippie parents on a commune. There are tons of stories, but this one I’ve never had a chance to tell. The grownups used to listen to a lot of Grateful Dead, and when I was a little girl I liked a few of the songs.

My fave was “Ripple”, which I decided was about a beautiful sea monster. I drew a picture of it and wrote RIPPLE next to it. One of the grownups thought it was cool, so he mailed it to the Grateful Dead’s fan club – and they made me an honorary lifetime member.

For years, I’d get little packages from them, with stickers or guitar picks and such.

But here’s the really weird part: I moved around a lot in my 20s and 30s; different states, etc.

Even my mom sometimes didn’t have my contact info. But no matter where I was, the Grateful Dead somehow always found me and I’d start getting the little packages again.

This was cute at first, but totally freaked me out after a while.

– GargleHemlock

10. The Regular

Some friends and I hang out at a bar. A solid ten of us. A group of real friends going on twenty years. A guy came into the bar (we’ll call him Bob) on his first occasion and got blind drunk in no time and left. Bob did the same thing the next night and subsequently became a regular, but the group kept their distance.

One evening, one of my friends noticed Bob was sobbing in his beer. My friend went over and asked Bob everything was OK. Bob said his 7 year old niece had been killed in a drunk driver. We all expressed our sympathy. After a few weeks of intermittent drunk visits, he came in and cried in his beer again: his stepmother had died. Bob said he was closer to her than his Mom. A few months later, crying again: his sister had jumped off a parking garage. Bob’s life was a Greek tragedy. My group of friends and I didn’t know what to make of it.

Once Bob got to know more of my group of friends, the more erratic and violent he became. Bob threatened others and insulted the whole group. The guy wasn’t stable. It was becoming clear Bob had a habit of pulling people into his orbit then resenting that person and threatening them.

Then he showed up at the far end of the bar one day crying in his beer. Exhausted of the act, one of the guys nicely asked if he was OK. He wasn’t: his 7-year old niece had been killed by a drunk driver and his stepmother was gravely ill and expected to die within the week.

Wait, what?

We all got quiet. The next day, one of the guys calls me and says there are no obituaries in the guys hometown paper that collaborate with his claims. That night, we went to the bar and saw Bob. I asked him if there was a charity we could donate to in memory of his niece. Bob didn’t expect anyone to ask such a question. At that moment, one of the guys went up to him with an article he had pulled up from the guy’s hometown paper from that day honoring his stepmother for her volunteer work promoting a citywide run that was happening a few months from that date.

– MidwestBulldog

It’s like having that campfire session but without having to go outside! Best of both worlds!

Everybody’s got at least one spooky story up their sleeve. What’s yours?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Share Their Long-Hidden True Stories

When I was studying film, I had a teacher tell me “Good storytelling isn’t about what’s happening right now, it’s about what’s going to happen next.”

The best stories are the ones that give you just enough that you have to know where it goes from there. Everyone has at least a few of these stories, ranging from the banal to the gigantic.

And thanks to one thread on r/AskReddit, we’ve got access to a huge treasure trove of them.

What’s that story you’ve never been able to tell? from AskReddit

There are over 11,000 comments to pick from, but we’ve narrowed them down to 10 selections for your reading enjoyment. Get ready for story time.

10. “The King’s Birthday Party”

I flew to Thailand on a whim with 2 coworkers in late 2001. We stayed at the Oriental (5 star hotel) for a single night on a whim.

Turned out the hotel was hosting the king’s birthday party.

We managed to secure tickets and tuxes due to the kindness of the staff.

While the king wasn’t in attendance, we got to meet the queen and one of the princesses. Helluva night.

– esteban_the_merciful

9. “I Wish I Could Thank Her”

This is probably going to get lost, but I just want to put it out into the void. I’m a recovering drug addict. I dropped out of school but would still show up on campus to pick up drugs or meet people. I was sitting outside the cafe one night waiting on some pills. I weighed 100 lbs soaking wet and hadn’t eaten in days.

There was this girl in the honors program with me when I was still enrolled, and we had many classes in that program together. She was a unique young lady. My friend and I bullied her in the past and didn’t try to hide it. She walked by and asked me how I was, and I was so clearly sick. There was an awkward silence and she asked me if she could buy me some food. She took me into the cafe and bought me a cookie. I said thank you and we parted ways. I cried so hard that night. I was overwhelmed with guilt and gratitude and shame. I never saw her again.

That was about 8 years ago and I remember it clearly, down to what I was wearing. I don’t remember her name, but I will never forget her kindness. It was a bright moment in an otherwise sad time in my life. Wherever she is, I wish I could thank her.

– _leastofthese_

8. “Gobsmacked”

I work at a cinema and while doing a general check that everything is operating smoothly, a peculiar movement caught my eye. This particular session was a father’s Day session for Pixels back in 2015. The entire crowd consisted entirely of fathers and their young children…. Except for the young couple fucking in the back row.

Poor, innocent 16 year old me, fresh on the job, was gobsmacked and I froze much like a deer in the headlights. I couldn’t bring myself to give them the old “Hey please stop fucking thanks” so the manager gave them the awkward tap on the shoulder.

Cut to the end of the film, the manager and I are at the exit waiting to see the faces of the culprits.

Straight out the door, operating at some serious pace is my sister’s best friend and her boyfriend.

– Ethanopian

7. “It Looked Like I Was Going to Fall”

In elementary school, we had a program called D.A.R.E. where a police officer would come into our class and teach us about the dangers of substance and alcohol abuse. At the end of the year, he prompted us to write an essay about what we learned over the course of the year in D.A.R.E. He also advised us that the author of the best essay in the class would receive a stuffed lion, appropriately named Darren. Now I really wanted this lion, but the problem with that was my writing skills were those of a typical third grader. There was no way that anything I wrote about my time in D.A.R.E. would stand out enough from my fellow classmates to win Darren. So I did what any desperate 10 year old would do…

Googled “D.A.R.E. essay contest winners,” and then plagiarized the first one that came up in my searches. Now this was done diligently, carefully proofreading to ensure that I wasn’t going to turn in an essay with somebody else’s name in it somewhere. I went through and changed phrasing or a word here and there, but by no means would it pass through turnitin.com with less than 90% plagiarized. Confident in my chances of winning Darren, I turned in the essay to Mr. Officer, and what do you know?! A week later we had our end of year reception, at the municipal building which also contained the police station. He listed the top three essays, third place, second place, and then he said holding Darren, “The best D.A.R.E. essay submitted this year was written by yosoycory! Come on up here, get your Darren stuffed animal, and read your essay to us please.”

I was so excited I won the animal it was never even a thought that crossed my mind that I would have to deliver this speech. So I reluctantly walked up, took my stuffed animal, and all I can remember at this point is shaking so bad, it looked like I was going to fall over at the mic. All of my classmates, all of their parents, and the entire local municipality’s worth of police officers with their full attention on me, a 10 year old little fraud of a student.

To this day, it’s one of my most shameful moments, and I still have Darren sitting on my desk for discouragement from copying other’s work.

– yosoycory

6. “The Sky Continues to Strobe”

Remember when the world was supposed to end in December 21, 2012?

That night a bunch of my friends and I were hanging out in my apartment, smoking a LOT of weed and playing games. We made a bunch of jokes about the world not having ended. I was pretty young (and dumb) so I actually had had some anxiety about that. It felt good to laugh it off.

We go on my balcony to have a cigarette and watch the sunset. Out of nowhere there’s an ENORMOUS explosion, and the sky flashes lime green. We all stop talking and stare as the sky flashes green, pink, yellow, and there are these crazy indescribable crackling noises. I’m stoned as a bitch and I decide this is it: it’s happening. I go into emergency preparedness mode for the alien invasion and for some reason start filling my bathtub with water (I think it was so we’d have water to drink if we were hiding from aliens and the water lines got interrupted? I’m stupid). We all run around yelling and freaking the fuck out for about five minutes while the sky continues to strobe neon colors.

So what had happened was a transformer blew somewhere nearby. No idea that this was what happened in that circumstance but due to the date, I was not the only one to lose it. My mother was out and one of her companions fell to her knees and started praying the rosary for the second coming when the sky started changing colors.

– maudlinmary

5. “Right Outside His Door”

My mother told me this… because I honestly don’t remember (I was around the age of 5-7).

We were at my grandfather’s apartment and right outside of his door, I stopped and turned around and said in very serious voice “Grandfather’s dead.”

Turns out I was correct. Died in his sleep.

I didn’t understand the concept of mortality at the time so this understandably freaked out both my parents.

– MilkTeaSwirl

4. “A Quick Way to Get Rid of the Lady”

Back when I was in highschool, I wanted to approach this girl on a bus on my way to school. She was really hot and I knew I’d regret it if I didn’t approach her.

There was one big problem: there was a middle-aged lady seated next to her and I couldn’t talk to this girl with the lady right next to her.

I had to think of a quick way to get rid of the lady.

I then woke up from my seat, slowly walked to the row they were seated and calmly asked the lady “excuse me ma’am could you please let me sit next to my sister?”

Turns out the lady was the girl’s mom.

– Nanjero76

3. “Even a Horse Guard Came to See”

I moved to the UK from zimbabwe when I was 4. The first few years my parents spent their whole time trying to settle down, by the time I was 8 they realised we had never been to london. So on a hot june day we went into london. We went to the aquarium, Covent garden to see all the performers, on the london eye, it was a good day.

To end the day we went to buckingham palace, I was tired so I was resting my head against the bars asking all the questions youd expect from an 8 year old. After a while my parents said it was time to go, i pushed away from the bars and then felt the cold steel against the back of my ears. I hadn’t noticed my head has slipped through. I panicked, a crowd gathered (I’m probably in many a family photo album) even a horse guard came to see what the commission was about.

Bet he wasnt expecting a child with his head stuck. By then I had accepted this as my new home, but I couldn’t figure out how I’d go to sleep with a spike on the floor. Luckily an old lady had a tub of vaseline in her handbag and my dad was able to pull me out with my head smothered in vaseline.

– JGT420

2. “My Family Listens Closely”

I grew up in a very conservative household, sex was never talked about at all, and you knew if you got caught with something you shouldn’t you’d be in giant trouble. When I was seventeen I bought a vibrator (I had literally no experience, even alone, but was super curious). The way it worked was you had to screw the bottom off it onto keep the batteries in and to turn it on. I put it underneath my bed, and thought I had it unscrewed enough that it would stay off until later.

Well, I’m downstairs listening to a CD player with my headphones on, and suddenly I hear my two young sisters yelling about something and running around the house. I take my headphones off and I hear ‘BZZZZZZ’, echoing through the house. My room was directly above the living room, and my floor was wooden. They’re feeling out, thinking there’s a wasp in the house or something electrical is about to explode. Thank God my parents weren’t home, they probably would have figured it out a lot easier.

One sister runs upstairs, realizes it’s coming from my room, and I dash ahead of her and just throw myself over the bed to feel underneath it. I turn off the vibrator and then tell them my old phone was under there and must have had an alarm on it (which made no sense, it’d been months since I changed phones). They don’t believe me and think it must be the pipes under my room. They tell my parents when they get home that ‘the pipes freaked out’. My family listens closely for MONTHS to see if we need to call a plumber.

I decided to take my terrible secret to the grave, and then ten years later post it on reddit.

The end.

– Bandannab93

1. “To Get a Scarf”

The time my mum needed to go back into the house to get a scarf.

Because of this we were held back and missed a bus by 10 seconds.

That bus then crashed into a bridge at very high speed because the bus driver had mental health problems.

It is the closest I have ever been to death.

I will never complain about my mum going back to get a scarf in my life again.

– zebbojojo

Reading through these, it makes you realize that you’ve got some stories you’ve been holding on to as well. Maybe now’s a good time to share them with the world, even if it needs to be anonymous.

Maybe share one here?

You can put it in the comments below.

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These People Need Some Lessons on How Life Really Works

A lot of folks are just out there doing their best every day to make ends meet, be a good friend or the best parent/child/sibling they can be. We’re trying to have smiles for strangers, extra change for people in need, and remember to think of ourselves sometimes, too.

Then there are the people like these 14 gems, who think the world revolves around them and anyone who doesn’t fall in line is some kind of jerk.

14. This one just kind of makes me sad.

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13. I’m pretty sure “helping random people for hours on end” isn’t in his job description.

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12. Here’s a tip…earn your tips.

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11. No good deed goes unpunished.

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10. They were definitely going to kill them.

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9. Beggars can be choosers, I guess.

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8. And it turns out he’s not even gay…

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7. This can’t be real…can it?

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6. Yes, please let me pay to do you a favor.

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5. Has she never flown before? THAT’S HOW BIG THE SEATS ARE, MA’AM.

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4. That is…not the correct response.

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3. Someone should apologize to that kid for having shitty parents.

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2. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not how any of this works.

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1. Is this a thing people do?

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Don’t be like these people. The world today definitely needs more of us lifting each other up, not trying to bleed each other dry!

Have you dealt with someone like this? If you’ve got a great story, now is the time to share it!

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Is This Man Wrong for Telling His Girlfriend to Shave Her Legs?

You’re probably ready to be like ‘yes, of course he’s the a**hole in this Am I The A**hole scenario because it’s none of his business and also doesn’t he love her for her and not her appearance” but she for the sake of hearing him out, let’s read on.

The couple (he says ) are generally happy and compatible, but on this particular morning, they were getting ready to go to a wedding a few issues cropped up. She was upset because he hadn’t showered the day before and wasn’t planning to shower before the wedding, so he snapped back that her choice to not shave her legs was “disgusting and a huge turnoff.”

Ouch.

Apparently, that’s a thing – like wearing makeup and heels* – that’s expected of girls, goddamnit!

AITA for telling my girlfriend that she needs to shave her legs? from AmItheAsshole

He clearly knows that he’s in the wrong, because his mother even sided with the GF, but also…I don’t think this is the right girl for him.

Most (all) replies were in defense of her, here, like this person who pointed out that if he wants a girly-girl girlfriend, maybe he should go find one instead of trying to force someone to change.

Several people, like this person, point out that his girlfriend doesn’t sound high maintenance at all.

And this lady would like him to know that all women do NOT wear heels to weddings, thank you very much.

Also…warning someone to wait before they call you a misogynist almost certainly means you are, in fact, a misogynist.

Basically, this girl is a queen and I hope she’s already dumped him.

Her move with wearing a dress instead of pants really put the icing on the cake if you ask me.

Whose side are you on? I hope you’re calling him an a**hole along with the rest of us!

But, if not… let us know why you’re wrong in the comments!

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Memes to Enjoy While You “Work” From Home

Every dark cloud has its silver lining. With more and more of us working from home right now, one silver lining is that nobody’s looking over my shoulder while I browse memes all day.

Maybe you’re in the same boat? If so, come celebrate our meme freedom with this random collection of the good stuff. It will increase your at-home productivity, maybe. Or maybe not. Who’s gotta know?

14. Post Traumatic Suck Disorder

13. Chips = Immortality

12. It’s all about perspective

11. The king of all he surveys

10. Self-owns are rare and valuable

9. Checkmate, flat-Earthers, and also me

8. Gotta conserve

7. Their expression is loud

6. Ah ah ah ah

5. Lower you expectations

4. Screw Columbus Day

3. Who did this?

2. He loves him more than Kanye West loves Kanye West

1. I’m getting mixed messages

Now quick, look busy! Or wait. I guess there’s nobody to look busy for. Nice. Grab a snack. Then probably get back to doing real work. But thanks for hanging out with us for a while!

What’s your favorite source of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are Too Dumb Not to Read and Cherish

Are you ever in the mood for something dumb? Like, good dumb? Well this collection of memes has got the goods. By which I mean the dumbs.

Enough with all the thinking and the worrying and the problem-solving and the working. Let’s look at some dumb. Let’s share the dumb. Let’s embrace the memes, together.

15. They’re learning

14. Whooo is that girl I seeee

13. America in a nutshell

12. That’s a pretty original sin…

11. Take the red pill, Neo

10. The spice is life

9. People are eating what now?

8. The name’s Bond, Chad Bond.

7. Truth in advertising

6. The wading is the hardest part

5. All books are good books

4. Dungeons and Drag-ons

3. NEVER

2. The longer you look the worse it gets

1. New strategy: work from home

Now that’s the kind of satisfying dumb I crave. Did you know that if you scroll up you can see the whole collection again, but in reverse? #dumbtips

Where do you go to get your fix of the pleasantly mindless?

Tell us in the comments.

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