This Dad Serves up His Son’s Lunch Like They’re in a Fancy Restaurant

Some people just discover their calling in life…

Take dad and sommelier Jason Booth. After a few days of being away from the restaurant where he is employed and staying at home with the kids, he started to miss it.

So he thought of a creative way he could bring his beloved work home too.

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Lunch for his toddler son Jonah became quite an elegant affair.

Inspired by the Netflix series Chef’s TableBooth plated little Jonah’s meal before serving it to him.

Jonah also got to hear all the delicious details of his entree as if he was sitting in a fashionable, upscale restaurant.

He recorded the food festivities for TikTok.

@jasonrockford##Lunch service at L’Dad’s Chateau, where we ##quarantine with class. ##chefstable ##serverlife ##chefslife ##foodie ##quarantinelife ##restaurantlife ##food♬ Jazz Piano 88 – Cafe Music BGM channel

Booth also gives us the culinary lowdown on his Instagram account.

He posts,

“Today’s lunch included yesterday’s bread with peanut gelee and jam emulsion, orange one way, and twice-fried frijole reduction.”

Sounds fabulous.

One day, young Mr. Booth dined on a…

“vegetable quinoa (which is an ancient Grain-ger) of Bertie Botts One Flavor Bean, Corn-Elius Fudge, Sweet Potato, Basil-isk Feathers, Fresa Flames, and clouds of Wingardium Mozzarellioso.”

Wow. I’ll have what he’s having! But what do you think? World’s greatest dad or a bit of overkill?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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A Father and Daughter Play a Cute Game on Twitter Every Month

Do you have any weird but sweet games you play with people in your family? I think most people do. Actor and writer Bridie Connell has one she plays with her dad.

It’s called “pinch and a punch, first day of the month” and they’ve been at it for 15 years now.

Neither one of them can say how it started, but it sure is adorable.

The First rule is… there are no rules!

That stunt probably went on her permanent record.

It sounds like a rather intense game.

Clearly, it’s an international game.

 

We know where this is headed…

This is NO upgrade!

We’re annoyed and impressed by her.

So something good DID come from this prank!

Bridie and her dad are truly committed to their game, driving other family members nuts and employing the airlines.

Having a special game with a parent or sibling is some of the best, most infuriating fun you can have. Have a wholesome game with family or a friend in play for years?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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This Grandpa Secretly Hates Banana Bread but Ate Every Loaf From His Kids for 16 Years

If you’re a nice person, you’ve probably eaten something that you didn’t like just to be nice to the person who prepared it. But imagine doing that every single week for over 15 years. And it’s not just a food that you don’t like, it’s a food that you absolutely hate. You’d have to really deeply adore someone to make a sacrifice like that — and that’s exactly what one grandfather did.

This grandfather hates banana bread, but his children made him a loaf every week for many years, and he ate the whole thing every time. His granddaughter shared the story online.

The granddaughter wrote,

“Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread – lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.”

The siblings made a special loaf of walnut-free banana bread for their dad.

“Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.”

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This happened every… single… week!

“From middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house.”

This spanned about 16 years and 835 loaves.

“And he always finished it.

He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.”

Cut to several years later. The siblings are adults now and they’re visiting home, and they start making the banana bread.

Their mom comes in and says,

“I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

Confused, the kids explain that their dad loves banana bread. But the mom (grandma) explains that, nope, he doesn’t.

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Granddaughter reveals what mom tells them all…

“My grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being.

He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.”

Honestly, this story is just the best. May this grandpa inspire us all to be a little kinder to each other and always keep in mind that “it’s the thought that counts.”

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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How Do You Translate Sci-Fi? Tumblr Provides Some Answers.

You’ve probably wondered how science-fiction translates across languages. Okay, maybe not like most people, but you’re thinking about it now, aren’t you?

This funny Tumblr thread thinks through this quandry and comes up with a hilarious conclusion to the galaxy-wide problem of how do you translate sci-fi.

This is certainly a puzzler…

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Okay, so maybe we’re not the most creative lot in the Universe(s).

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This IS  a problem.

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German is scary.

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Google Translate is not wrong here.

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Surely, we are not alone on the high end of the dummy scale.

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Clearly, we would have to work together as a galaxy.

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I happen to like “Moon Moon.”

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We really do need to start thinking hard on the practical implications. There’s a lot of software available for translation but it’s for this planet only. How short-sighted. We need to think about how to communicate with alien worlds. Of course, we’ll be the aliens to them…

What do you think? How do we rename everything on Earth to make it easier for our galactic neighbors to get around when they visit?

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Jokes That Are Wrong and Right at the Same Time

Are you way too literal? Do your friends and family groan at your jokes and puns?

Well, you have come to the right place. Put your funny bone in because we have a list for you.

Here are 12 jokes and puns that are so wrong, but at the same time, oh so right.

1. The Answer to an Age Old Question.

Image by Briardo L.

Posted by Sketching Science on Wednesday, 18 May 2016

2. Helping the Economy Is Always Nice.

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3. “It’s Just Like Real Life…”

4. We are All Leaving the Chat.

What position do you think you were conceived in? from technicallythetruth

5. I Lava This One.

Well… yeah from technicallythetruth

6. Wild, But Logically So.

7. It Literally Doesn’t.

8. Oh, Wow.

Hits blunt from technicallythetruth

9. I See It.

10. Snort.

11. Are You Sure?

12. A Fowl Weather Joke.

Chickens can’t afford umbrellas ??‍♀️ from technicallythetruth

So, by now, you are either A) laughing hysterically, or 2) rage sobbing. But I hope you have come away with at least a joke or two to freshen your repertoire.

Know any you’d like to share with us? Please, oh please, drop them in the comments.

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Amusing Memes and Tweets for Your Viewing Pleasure

Laughter is good for us!

Don’t believe me? Well, I’m a doctor so you should be listening to what I say…

Okay, I’m not a doctor, but I know funny memes and tweets when I see them, okay?

And here are 13 great examples for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

1. He’s doing what he has to do.

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2. No problem, government.

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3. Might be a good idea.

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4. Not off to a good start.

5. The most excitement you’re getting right now.

6. I feel this one.

7. This is very important.

8. Dammit, Marie Kondo!

9. Don’t get me involved in this.

10. That’s her dinner.

11. Think about that one…

12. You asked for it.

13. The ultimate rap battle.

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Another batch of great memes for you!

We delivered what we promised!

Have you seen any hilarious memes or tweets lately?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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People Talk About the Expensive Items Schools Bought That Were Worthless for Students

Being a teacher in the U.S. is tough – people are always judging you, expecting you to do a lot with a little, and yeah, kids can be total sh*ts sometimes, just for fun.

Here are 15 times educators thought they were doing something cool or nice for their students by grabbing a bit-ticket item, only to realize shortly thereafter that it was a total waste of money.

15. I’m pretty sure this was the premise of a Seinfeld episode.

Name tags, shortly after Columbine and all those other shootings peaked in frequency.

It was supposed to keep outsiders from getting in the school unnoticed and shooting everyone but at the time people doing the shootings were always students. So we joked they were bulletproof.

14. It seems like someone should have known better.

iPads for the kindergarten.

They were intended to have educational apps on them that kids could play on at indoor recess.

Believe it or not, most kindergarteners would rather play on the swings or play with dolls than learn to write their name on an app.

No one used them, no one liked them and they all broke within two months.

13. They could have just had the art classes paint logos on them?

Trash cans with the school logo on them and banners.

They tried hyping us up about new trash cans on the morning show.

12. I don’t understand why this exists, nevermind why someone would buy it.

My high school purchased a vending machine that only contained Swerve. What is Swerve, you ask?

Carbonated milk.

11. I feel like that’s not true about the teachers.

A 3D printer that the teachers won’t learn how to use so now nobody is allowed to use it

10. Why does this always happen?

They made a huge screen with 4 huge plasma screens and put it in a very random place in a very random building hall

NO SIGNAL – NO SIGNAL

NO SIGNAL – NO SIGNAL

9. Surely there could have been a better use for those.

New tv’s in the cafeteria that just show the morning announcements

Edit: They already send out emails that have the morning announcements in them

8. That must have been some fancy camera.

Was on boys varsity soccer team in high school. New head coach, wanted to emphasize more analytical approach, and as such, had booster club buy a $10,000 goal post camera.

None of the team liked the idea anyway, especially since the girls soccer team used their money for new jerseys and nicer balls and they still made it farther in their playoffs than we did almost every year.

As it turns out, the coach couldn’t figure out how to put the camera together, and we never used it.

Biggest waste of $10,000 I’ve ever seen.

7. No on seems to know what to do with the televisions they need.

When 65″ TV’s were like $4K a pop they set about 8 of them around campus that just displayed the time. $4,000.00 clocks.

Not to mention whatever they used as a video source to send to the display.

6. Cutting down trees is always a poor use of cash.

A memorial tree was planted for a girl who was killed right before graduation by her family and friends.

The school allowed it and there was a beautiful Japanese maple tree there for like 10 years.

Apparently they just cut it down and had no reason why. Family is pissed, alumni are pissed.

5. Sooooo just a tower, then?

A clock tower with no clock.

Seriously.

4. I have no idea what to make of this but it makes me sad.

The large school yard at my school had a set of planters in the centre. They were basically four triangles made of brick that pointed in at each other and created an X shaped walkways between. The outside sides had a bench each attached.

People would sit and chat to each other on the benches, teachers and students alike. There was very little litter or vandalism. The plants were kinda pretty insofar as any secondary schooler would care to notice. One year a duck made her nest in one of the planters and apart from a few ‘oh hey a duck nest’ comments it was left alone.

Then for some reason the school decided to rip the planters out. Took them two thirds of the school year to do it and blocked off the X walkways so everyone had to crush by on the outside lanes between classes. Everyone was super curious as to what the planters would be replaced by.

Turns out, nothing. They simply bricked over the holes left by the planters and left it as a huge empty space. We didn’t even get new benches so no one had anywhere to sit during break. People started to miss the plants since the lack of colour left the whole area kinda bland. We also kept to the old X walkway since stepping over the former planters felt weird.

3. I need to know what the mascot was.

An anatomically… ambitious statue of our animal mascot.

2. College kids love food so that seems like a missed opportunity.

My college bought a small restaurant out for a million dollars to build a million dollar brick gate that doesn’t close.

1. I do not think teachers need this.

My son’s current school sent out an email to parents announcing that they’d like to add voice projection to every class.

He’s in 1st grade and there are 20 kids in his class, totally unnecessary. They had a demo session and it sounded horrible.

Kids, I tell ya. They are always there to throw a wrench in things, and also to remind you that you have no real idea what you’re doing.

Did your school ever do something like this? If you’ve got a story of your own, drop it in the comments!

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This Woman’s Grandma Helped Her Defeat a Sleazy Judge and the Internet Rejoiced

There’s hardly anything better in this world than a good connection with your grandma. And if you’re very lucky, that connection can follow you beyond childhood into the later years of your life, and the wisdom she has can stay with you through changing stages and circumstances.

One story posted to r/PettyRevenge (of all places) resulted in a huge grandma-cheering session. It’s a creepy-gross-turned-heartwarming tale the author entitled The Lecherous Judge.

The Lecherous Judge from pettyrevenge

Now, if you’re thinking her grandmother marched up and spilled every detail out, causing a big scene, you’re wrong.

She was apparently a lot more shrewd than that.

OP returned to the comments to clarify:

And the people loved it.

Grandma is the perfect epitome of a common term.

And you have to assume that, even though she wasn’t explicit, the vibe was tense.

I sentence you to get a life.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, here’s that fun vocab word.

It’s the feel-good story of the week!

It reminded a lot of people of their own special someones.

And inspired a lot of bad/great jokes.

Though not everyone seems to have gotten the point…

Whether it’s a grandma, grandpa, parent, or even someone who’s not related to you at all, we’ve all got those guides and mentors who have helped us through and made us who we are. Take some time today to thank them.

What’s your best grandma story?

Share in the comments.

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Memes to Help You Beat the Major Boredom You’re Dealing With Right Now

Existing sure is pretty boring right now

If you’re lucky enough, you’re working from home for the time being and that’s keeping you busy. But the fact is that a lot of people are out of work…

…And they’re super bored.

That’s why you need to keep checking back in with us because we’re consistently going to bring you the FUNNY.

In this instance, I’m talking about funny memes to make you laugh and forget about the world’s events…

So let’s laugh together!

1. Now you’ve done it!

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2. That was brutal.

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3. That’ll work.

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4. Be very careful…

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5. Do I look stupid?

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6. Yes, it does.

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7. He must be a genius.

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8. You know, the usual.

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9. Dammit! Not again!

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10. Maybe later…

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11. Maybe you’ll change…

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12. Thanks a lot, Universe.

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That’s more like it!

Now we want to hear from you! Have you come across any funny memes or tweets or photos or jokes lately?

Share them with us in the comments! We got bored, too, you know…

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Funny Relationship Tweets to Make You Ponder Your Own…

You know the deal: relationships are a lot of work and they lead to a lot of heartache and trouble.

But there’s a lot of great stuff, too! You gotta take the good with the bad!

So whatever your current relationship status, we think you’ll enjoy these funny tweets about LOOOOOOOOOOVE.

1. I highly doubt it…

2. Good job, guys!

3. Hahahaha. That’s good.

4. This is also very good!

5. A lot of this going around.

6. Not a big fan.

7. ????????????????

8. Feel the feelings.

9. Honey…where are the yams?

10. Gonna be a really hot night.

11. That will make it much worse.

12. Never mind…I’m good over here…

Are you in a relationship? Dating? Married?

Tell us about it in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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