People Talk About the Expensive Items Schools Bought That Were Worthless for Students

Being a teacher in the U.S. is tough – people are always judging you, expecting you to do a lot with a little, and yeah, kids can be total sh*ts sometimes, just for fun.

Here are 15 times educators thought they were doing something cool or nice for their students by grabbing a bit-ticket item, only to realize shortly thereafter that it was a total waste of money.

15. I’m pretty sure this was the premise of a Seinfeld episode.

Name tags, shortly after Columbine and all those other shootings peaked in frequency.

It was supposed to keep outsiders from getting in the school unnoticed and shooting everyone but at the time people doing the shootings were always students. So we joked they were bulletproof.

14. It seems like someone should have known better.

iPads for the kindergarten.

They were intended to have educational apps on them that kids could play on at indoor recess.

Believe it or not, most kindergarteners would rather play on the swings or play with dolls than learn to write their name on an app.

No one used them, no one liked them and they all broke within two months.

13. They could have just had the art classes paint logos on them?

Trash cans with the school logo on them and banners.

They tried hyping us up about new trash cans on the morning show.

12. I don’t understand why this exists, nevermind why someone would buy it.

My high school purchased a vending machine that only contained Swerve. What is Swerve, you ask?

Carbonated milk.

11. I feel like that’s not true about the teachers.

A 3D printer that the teachers won’t learn how to use so now nobody is allowed to use it

10. Why does this always happen?

They made a huge screen with 4 huge plasma screens and put it in a very random place in a very random building hall

NO SIGNAL – NO SIGNAL

NO SIGNAL – NO SIGNAL

9. Surely there could have been a better use for those.

New tv’s in the cafeteria that just show the morning announcements

Edit: They already send out emails that have the morning announcements in them

8. That must have been some fancy camera.

Was on boys varsity soccer team in high school. New head coach, wanted to emphasize more analytical approach, and as such, had booster club buy a $10,000 goal post camera.

None of the team liked the idea anyway, especially since the girls soccer team used their money for new jerseys and nicer balls and they still made it farther in their playoffs than we did almost every year.

As it turns out, the coach couldn’t figure out how to put the camera together, and we never used it.

Biggest waste of $10,000 I’ve ever seen.

7. No on seems to know what to do with the televisions they need.

When 65″ TV’s were like $4K a pop they set about 8 of them around campus that just displayed the time. $4,000.00 clocks.

Not to mention whatever they used as a video source to send to the display.

6. Cutting down trees is always a poor use of cash.

A memorial tree was planted for a girl who was killed right before graduation by her family and friends.

The school allowed it and there was a beautiful Japanese maple tree there for like 10 years.

Apparently they just cut it down and had no reason why. Family is pissed, alumni are pissed.

5. Sooooo just a tower, then?

A clock tower with no clock.

Seriously.

4. I have no idea what to make of this but it makes me sad.

The large school yard at my school had a set of planters in the centre. They were basically four triangles made of brick that pointed in at each other and created an X shaped walkways between. The outside sides had a bench each attached.

People would sit and chat to each other on the benches, teachers and students alike. There was very little litter or vandalism. The plants were kinda pretty insofar as any secondary schooler would care to notice. One year a duck made her nest in one of the planters and apart from a few ‘oh hey a duck nest’ comments it was left alone.

Then for some reason the school decided to rip the planters out. Took them two thirds of the school year to do it and blocked off the X walkways so everyone had to crush by on the outside lanes between classes. Everyone was super curious as to what the planters would be replaced by.

Turns out, nothing. They simply bricked over the holes left by the planters and left it as a huge empty space. We didn’t even get new benches so no one had anywhere to sit during break. People started to miss the plants since the lack of colour left the whole area kinda bland. We also kept to the old X walkway since stepping over the former planters felt weird.

3. I need to know what the mascot was.

An anatomically… ambitious statue of our animal mascot.

2. College kids love food so that seems like a missed opportunity.

My college bought a small restaurant out for a million dollars to build a million dollar brick gate that doesn’t close.

1. I do not think teachers need this.

My son’s current school sent out an email to parents announcing that they’d like to add voice projection to every class.

He’s in 1st grade and there are 20 kids in his class, totally unnecessary. They had a demo session and it sounded horrible.

Kids, I tell ya. They are always there to throw a wrench in things, and also to remind you that you have no real idea what you’re doing.

Did your school ever do something like this? If you’ve got a story of your own, drop it in the comments!

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This Woman’s Grandma Helped Her Defeat a Sleazy Judge and the Internet Rejoiced

There’s hardly anything better in this world than a good connection with your grandma. And if you’re very lucky, that connection can follow you beyond childhood into the later years of your life, and the wisdom she has can stay with you through changing stages and circumstances.

One story posted to r/PettyRevenge (of all places) resulted in a huge grandma-cheering session. It’s a creepy-gross-turned-heartwarming tale the author entitled The Lecherous Judge.

The Lecherous Judge from pettyrevenge

Now, if you’re thinking her grandmother marched up and spilled every detail out, causing a big scene, you’re wrong.

She was apparently a lot more shrewd than that.

OP returned to the comments to clarify:

And the people loved it.

Grandma is the perfect epitome of a common term.

And you have to assume that, even though she wasn’t explicit, the vibe was tense.

I sentence you to get a life.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, here’s that fun vocab word.

It’s the feel-good story of the week!

It reminded a lot of people of their own special someones.

And inspired a lot of bad/great jokes.

Though not everyone seems to have gotten the point…

Whether it’s a grandma, grandpa, parent, or even someone who’s not related to you at all, we’ve all got those guides and mentors who have helped us through and made us who we are. Take some time today to thank them.

What’s your best grandma story?

Share in the comments.

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Memes to Help You Beat the Major Boredom You’re Dealing With Right Now

Existing sure is pretty boring right now

If you’re lucky enough, you’re working from home for the time being and that’s keeping you busy. But the fact is that a lot of people are out of work…

…And they’re super bored.

That’s why you need to keep checking back in with us because we’re consistently going to bring you the FUNNY.

In this instance, I’m talking about funny memes to make you laugh and forget about the world’s events…

So let’s laugh together!

1. Now you’ve done it!

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2. That was brutal.

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3. That’ll work.

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4. Be very careful…

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5. Do I look stupid?

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6. Yes, it does.

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7. He must be a genius.

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8. You know, the usual.

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9. Dammit! Not again!

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10. Maybe later…

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11. Maybe you’ll change…

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12. Thanks a lot, Universe.

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That’s more like it!

Now we want to hear from you! Have you come across any funny memes or tweets or photos or jokes lately?

Share them with us in the comments! We got bored, too, you know…

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Funny Relationship Tweets to Make You Ponder Your Own…

You know the deal: relationships are a lot of work and they lead to a lot of heartache and trouble.

But there’s a lot of great stuff, too! You gotta take the good with the bad!

So whatever your current relationship status, we think you’ll enjoy these funny tweets about LOOOOOOOOOOVE.

1. I highly doubt it…

2. Good job, guys!

3. Hahahaha. That’s good.

4. This is also very good!

5. A lot of this going around.

6. Not a big fan.

7. ????????????????

8. Feel the feelings.

9. Honey…where are the yams?

10. Gonna be a really hot night.

11. That will make it much worse.

12. Never mind…I’m good over here…

Are you in a relationship? Dating? Married?

Tell us about it in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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Men and Women Talk About What You Should Say After You Have Sex

What’s the best thing to say someone after you’re done doing that dance between the sheets?

I’m talking about sex, people…try to keep up.

Do you take a funny angle? Or maybe you try to be serious? Or perhaps you say something clever in a robot voice?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Maybe don’t do this again?

“Once I said “good game” and shook my girlfriends hand.

She will not forget about it.”

2. A happy ending.

“I always say I love you.

Mostly they run out the door until one day someone said it back now we are married.”

3. Hey, thanks a lot!

“Maybe I missed it but does no one else say thank you?

My boyfriend and I say that after…then like, a few more times recanting it throughout the day.”

4. Feather in your cap.

“Something a former girlfriend said after a really
good evening:

“You really know what to do with a naked woman.”

Over twenty years on and I still feel great about her
saying that.”

5. Now it’s time for the report.

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the service provided these last 2 minutes?”

6. Pretty funny.

“Thank you for your cervix.”

7. Just being honest.

“I always tell my gf “thanks for bangin me” cause ya kno…she doesn’t have to, and surely has better options.”

8. Listen up.

“If you’re serious about the person, “I love you” If you’re not serious about the person don’t have sex but if you do “that was great”.”

9. Make them feel good.

“You’re beautiful/handsome”

Usually because sweat and smells might make them self-conscious.”

10. Probably a good idea.

“Let’s go pee and shower.”

11. They’ll love you forever.

“Say nothing.

Just 2 claps and a Ric Flair “Woooooo”.”

12. Honesty is the best policy.

““That was awesome,” and talk about what you liked most and how it made you feel.”

13. Don’t say a word.

“Say nothing. But exchange a hearty fist bump.”

14. Round Two?

“You should say (in a friendly voice) ‘let’s do this again soon!’”

15. Nice and classy.

“Thank you sir, may I have another?”

16. Time to sleep.

“I love you, now lets go to sleep.

Please stay naked.”

17. I bet that terrified you.

“First time with my girlfriend, she turned around, looked me in the eyes, and said “see you in 9 months.””

18. A real jokester.

“My boyfriend of 3 years likes to say stuff like –

“Oh you’re staying the night?”

Or…

“Okay thanks, I’ll call you an Uber now”

Makes me laugh every time.”

19. Your secret is safe.

“Had sex with a friend of mine who I’d known for about two years. We high fived and simultaneously said ‘nice one team’.

This was about 6 months ago and we don’t really talk anymore but anytime we see each other there’s a high five and a wink.”

20. Sounds like a used car salesman.

“Wow, that was great, talk about a connection.

Am I alone in my praise; do you share my assessment?”

Well, I learned a lot today.

How about you?

If you’re up for it, please tell us in the comments what you typically say after you’re done doing the deed.

We want to hear from you…and we need some tips…

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