Month: April 2020

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People Recall the Movies That Totally Traumatized Them as Kids

We all have a movie that we watched as kids – the one we had a feeling somewhere in the middle of our viewing that we should definitely not be watching – and it has stayed with us forever.

What yours is might have something to do with your age (I think there are many GenXers who thought Return to Oz was some kind of nightmare before other people remembered it too), but there are some scary movies (like Hitchcock) that are inter-generational.

The movie that traumatized you doesn’t have to be scary, though. As you’ll see, sometimes it’s the saddest ones that make you feel as if you’re never going to be okay again.

Twitter user Ashley Bower asked the question and kicked things off with her own response – Jumanji. The original, of course, and sort of an odd choice, maybe.

Below are 13 of the most relatable responses, complete with images that will bring those moments back, full force.

13. Great, now I’m going to have nightmares. Again.

12. There are so many horrifying parts of this movie.

11. An achievement in animation…and frightening children.

10. Does anyone still drive behind these trucks?

9. Maybe THIS is why fewer Millennials are having kids?

8. I could have gone my whole life without seeing this again.

7. I am also suspicious of birds. Especially ones that are smarter than my toddler.

6. Also the flying monkeys…holy crap.

5. There is not a single scene in this movie that isn’t terrifying.

4. His job was to CATCH CHILDREN.

3. It’s definitely some kind of cautionary tale, that’s for sure.

2. Nightmare fuel, for sure.

1. Stahhhhhhhp it.

Mine is probably Return to Oz or Land Before Time…

Though I’ve seen plenty of actual horror movies in my life that still rear their ugly heads when I’m home alone at night.

What would your answer be? Share it with us in the comments!

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Questionable Poop Prank Parents Are Pulling on Their Kids

One of the fun things about parenting is getting to prank your kids. Freaking them out is just payback for all of the sleeping nights and endless anxiety they’ve gifted you with over the years, right?

I mean, along with embarrassing them in front of their friends once they hit middle school, it’s one of the main entertainments of parenting.

That said, these kids’ reactions to this “poop prank” might leave you wondering exactly how you’re supposed to feel.

Photo Credit: Twitter

The prank is simple. A parent smears melted chocolate on their hand, then asks their kid to hand them some toilet paper and “accidentally” gets some of the “poop” on their hand in the process.

Kids are shook, y’all. Like this kid who learned he has a fairly sensitive gag reflex.

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And these two, who are just…stunned.

This kid (much like myself) had no idea how to feel about what just happened.

Poop challenge on Bryce ??

Posted by Brittani Holifield on Wednesday, 18 March 2020

I’m kind of with this kid, who just kind of laughed disbelievingly through his obvious discomfort.

Basically my go-to reaction.

Then there’s this little sweetie, who has been raised with compassion for her own mistakes, clearly.

I think this is fairly harmless, as pranks go, and the results are pretty funny.

If you try it on your little ones, make sure to share the results with us – we could all use a laugh these days!

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Dagen H

The most logistically complex event in Sweden’s history was when Sweden switched their entire traffic system from the left side of the road to the right side in a single day in 1967 called “Dagen H”.

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Classic Tweets You Need in Your Life ASAP

Some twitter jokes are so good they just keep popping up over and over again. You might even say that history retweets itself. But don’t say that. Because anyone who hears you will slap you right across the face. But you could. Because it’s true.

To illustrate what I’m talking about, here’s a collection of 10 classic and/or soon to be classic tweets that deserve a long legacy.

10. Just soak it all in

9. Winnie the Ew

8. Also, there’s some cracks you might step on

7. She’s the opposite of Anakin

6. Gotta keep a pasta-tive outlook

5. I drink therefore I am

4. We’re totally getting to it

3. All dressed up to sell me car insurance

2. Love me tenders

1. It’s part of being a groan-up

Obviously, most of those belong in a museum. Which is why I’m campaigning for the next Indiana Jones adventure to be subtitled “…And The Bomb-Ass Like Ratio.”

Who’s your favorite person to follow on twitter?

Let us know in the comments.

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Ridiculous Jokes You Should Read Right Now

There’s a theory that says “lame” jokes are so popular because they almost act as a common enemy. You’re not enjoying it because it’s genuinely hilarious, you’re laughing at the sheer audacity of the joke’s existence. As though you’re turning to your friends and saying “Can you believe this joke? The nerve!”

Let’s test that theory now with some jokes that are awful in the best possible way. Monitor your reactions closely. This is for science.

10. Bullseye

Via: someecards

9. Can’t brush it aside

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8. It really only works written down

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7. A fair test

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6. This is sparking joy

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5. Also Tom

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4. Healing for the soul

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3. Hoof it out

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2. It’s just yeast of here

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1. I call it car-bonara

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You’re probably experiencing a lot of emotions right now. Anger. Confusion. Head-shakefulness. That’s completely normal. Give yourself some time to recover from these jokes before going out and inflicting them on others, which you know you’re totally going to do.

What’s your favorite “groaner” joke to tell?

Share away in the comments.

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You Have to Admit, These Tweets Aren’t Wrong

Futurama coined the phrase “You are technically correct – the best kind of correct.” It’s a funnier line in context but technically correct is definitely the best flavor of correct when it comes to jokes.

When tiny truths you never thought about get framed in a perfectly novel way, the result is comedy gold. Here’s a few examples from the good folks on Twitter.

13. Not a flotation device

12. This week, on making an open-mic-er

11. *mic drop* *beat drop*

10. It’s the true measure of society

9. You can do anything…once

8. Then why to they call it yellowcake?

7. So I’m not drinking alone?

6. I think I need a charger

5. No one nose the truth

4. TIL foods have genres

3. They couldn’t really reschedule it

2. Decimated by decimals

1. She’ll outlive us all

Man. If being right in jokes is wrong, then I don’t want to be…wrong. Hmm. Ok, I confused myself with that one, I’ll need to go workshop it for a while.

What’s your favorite technically correct joke?

Let us know in the comments.

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10 Dumb and Accurate Jokes to Annoy Your Friends With

Look, pedantic, punny, true-in-the-dumbest-way dad-style jokes aren’t for everybody out there. But I think they’re for you. I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your style. I can see it in the fact that you clicked this link.

So, let’s not be embarrassed here. Let’s delve into these clever bits of nerdy wordplay and enjoy every second of it. I won’t tell.

10. This joke is a gas

9. Straight up hilarious

8. Safety first

7. Towering figures in the industry

6. Brain teaser

5. Was this a dare?

4. The good old days

3. Kids and their excuses

2. Calling Dr. House

1. They offer next day delivery?

There’s no shame in loving these jokes. There’s no shame in basing your entire identity off of them, if that’s your bag. Go forth. Be lame. You are not alone.

What’s your favorite joke like these?

Tell us in the comments.

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Things You Might Remember From the Old Days of Tumblr

Tumblr started in 2007, but some would argue its heyday in the early 2010s. It’s still going strong today, despite a significant drop in traffic in 2019 when certain *ahem* NSFW policies were enacted. It has evolved with the rest of the internet, but for many of us, its weird peak came right at our most formative years, and there are a lot of elements from that bygone era seared directly into our brains.

How many of these Tumblr staples do you recognize?

15. Tumblr Prom

https://jlaw.tumblr.com/post/189526101895/what-is-a-tumblr-prom-have-we-reached-the-era

14. The Code

https://seladorie.tumblr.com/post/49461298092/tumblr-code

13. SuperWhoLock

12.The Mishapocalypse

https://lapfulofmisha.tumblr.com/post/46895063235/madness-and-method-has-this-been-done-yet

11. Imagine How Is Touch the Sky

https://mememaster.tumblr.com/post/37120751099/what-the-fuck-does-this-say-imagine-how-is-touch

10. Shipping

https://clumsycapitolunicorn.tumblr.com/post/51832851063/suguelya-k-iamironman-singingoah

9. My Immortal

8. Sad DiCaprio

https://flyingassassin.tumblr.com/post/101776187375/katyissuperawesome-thekatie-bird-wouldnt-it

7. Bendafork Cramplesnatch

https://pastelcardigans.tumblr.com/post/52969005671

6. The Secret Society

https://i-ll-try-anything-once.tumblr.com/post/189237960649/when-people-talk-about-tumblr-in-public

5. The Outernet

https://fallenforbands.tumblr.com/post/53943294478/anchored-secrets-dog-shiit

4. *sigh* Dashcon

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3. Rage Comics and Troll Faces

2. The 4Chan War

1. Taking it To the Limit

If that doesn’t hit you with a blast of nostalgia that’s as refreshing as it is embarrassing, I don’t know what will. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go ship The Lorax with Captain America, because I can, dammit.

What was your favorite thing about the golden age of Tumblr?

Let us know in the comments.

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