In 1714, a Norwegian captain and an English captain had a 14-hour long ship fight. Afterwards, both ships were badly damaged and the Norwegian captain was running out of ammo. He sent an envoy to the English ship, asking if he could borrow some of their ammo. They said no.
Funny and Accurate Tweets About Men at Gas Stations
Are almost all guys at gas stations total sleazebags? I’ve never noticed this phenomenon before, but I’m also a male. But judging by these tweets from women out there, guys are…pretty icky at the local QuikTrip.
Let’s take a look and see what the heck’s going on here.
1. What is that?!?!
Men at gas stations really look at you like they've never seen a woman in their entire life
— ari (@AriannaDantone) July 22, 2017
2. Let’s cut the sh*t.
men @ gas stations always have the MOST to say lol are u going to pay for my gas tho????? oh ok move.
— B (@_bloriiinex3) September 6, 2018
3. I think I love you.
When bae ain't texted you in 3 hours and a dude at the gas station asks how are you pic.twitter.com/65XWURo2yv
— why no one told me to change this?! (@TyphsDomain) August 11, 2016
4. No control.
how come dudes at the gas station r detrimentally horny
— Hoss (@epicswagangel) October 15, 2019
5. Better be on top of it.
make sure to hype up ur girl or the dudes at the gas station will
— tori divine (@_toridivine) February 2, 2019
6. That’s a sign.
Some guy at the gas station asked me if I was looking for a husband … so I hissed at him while making stabbing motions.
— Linda (@turtledumplin) July 2, 2019
7. Like wild animals.
Men at gas stations are a different kind of thirsty. I can’t explain it, but females know what I mean lmao
— Julyssa (@julyssamonae) November 7, 2017
8. Classy guy.
This man at the gas station was trying to talk to me.
I lied and said I was married.
He said, “So am I. What’s your number?”
God we need a new batch of men, these ones stale— Mikiah Keener (@Mikiah_) November 23, 2019
9. That’s a strange compliment.
Lmao I was getting gas and this man at the gas station gonna say “you have some pretty teeth you probably bite right through a steak “
I was like ummmmm thank you
— Indy.
(@Canwegoto_India) January 3, 2020
10. And here’s one success story.
guys it finally happened. some guy at the gas station just said to me “you are really pretty” and i looked at him dead in the eyes and said “if i’m so pretty then why don’t you pay for my gas” and now i have a full tank
— Giavanna (@g_giavanna) November 30, 2019
Wow. From now on, I’ll keep my eyes open when it comes to what’s going on at the gas station.
Ladies, have you had to deal with aggressive or just downright creepy guys like this?
Tell us about your experiences in the comments, please!
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When Famous Women Hilariously Ran out of Patience
There are a lot of great things about the internet, but if there’s one major downside, it’s that too many people think they can say whatever they want while hiding behind the anonymity of their screens. It’s just rude.
People like that can be hard enough to handle if you’re a normal person who just dared to tweet something controversial one time, but if you’re a celebrity, your existence alone opens you up to the vitriol of the masses.
And not just online – they have to deal with people brave enough troll them in person, too.
Celebrities are human beings, though, and sometimes they snap – just like these 18 famous women did the day they ran out of patience.
18. I wish this was funny.
But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 14, 2018
17. Is there any better way to make someone feel dumb?
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16. Notice she’s not laughing.
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15. Nicole isn’t pulling any punches, Giada De Laurentiis.
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14. Would we expect any less from Oprah?
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13. “A bucket of disappointment.” Dammmnn.
#CommentsByCelebs12. Way harsh, Kim!
11. The LOL really drives home the point.
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10. That’s why she’s the queen.
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9. That’s the way to come out swinging.
Then keep your eyes open bitch
— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2017
8. I bet she can do it faster.
“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick….. FAST!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) September 9, 2012
7. Tyra and Naomi hash it out.
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6. Forever my general.
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5. Give that woman her car!
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4. Don’t play, Ellen. We all know you’re always invited.
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3. Have people really not learned they shouldn’t come at Chrissy Teigen by now?
thank you, Heidi. in the future I will try harder to be the best cover model. if you could please send me specific tips and tricks (or past covers you've shot for reference!) that would be so awesome https://t.co/UAvwS71lg2
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 30, 2018
2. While she sipped tea, nonetheless.
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1. And the hate comes home to roost!
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I’m guessing this isn’t going to be the last time something like this happens – they have way more patience than I would!
Have you ever lost it on a stranger online? Please, share the details below!
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We Think These Funny Memes Might Put a Smile on your Face
Can we assist you in turning that frown upside down? Please?
We think we have just the formula to reverse that blue feeling you have right now.
It’s all about the memes, baby!
It’s time for us to light up the world with our smiles!
1. Not gonna happen.
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2. Kind of snooty, huh?
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3. That took a while.
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4. Might be a long night.
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5. I can’t read what the #3 meal says…
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6. Dun Don Don!
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7. Won’t make that mistake again.
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8. You blew it!
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9. Avoid at all costs.
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10. That is brilliant.
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11. That’s the thought process.
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12. Good luck in that fight!
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13. How did that happen?
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14. Maybe that’s why…
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Those memes sure made me smile in a BIG way!
How are you doing over there? Feeling a little bit better?
Tell us how you’re doing in the comments and let us know which one of the memes above was your favorite. Have a great day!
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Dad Bods and Rescue Dogs Unite to Make a Great Calendar
You can sell just about anything if it features rescue dogs – even a calendar that also contains photos of “dad bods,” apparently.
The calendar features professional photos of French Bulldogs, English Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, and Pugs along with model volunteers. For fans of the breeds, along with dog (and dad) lovers everywhere, these calendars sure seem like a winner.
Image Credit: Lucky Bulldogs Rescue
Also? The proceeds all go to Lucky Bulldogs Rescue, so buy more than one!
Here are just some of the images – ones that will surely have you asking for more!
Wink!
Posted by Lucky Bulldogs Rescue on Friday, November 8, 2019
I think this one is my favorite.
Posted by Lucky Bulldogs Rescue on Friday, November 8, 2019
If you’re cold, they’re cold?
Posted by Lucky Bulldogs Rescue on Friday, November 8, 2019
I never knew I could want a dad bod calendar more!
Are you going to nab one? Would you ever pose like this? Tell us why or why not in the comments!
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15 Brutally Funny Tweets About Married Life
Marriage is a beautiful union between two people where all your dreams immediately come true…right?
Well, maybe it’s not exactly the fairy tale it’s made out to be…
Or maybe these people just have really good senses of humor and want to put their partners on blast?
Either way, these tweets are winners!
1. What’s it gonna be?
Marriage is 50% your wife being upset that you don't do enough chores and 50% of her yelling at you for ruining her shirt by doing the laundry.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 14, 2019
2. It’s over!
My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly washed sheets and he could have just told me he wanted a divorce
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) January 6, 2020
3. Pretty much everything.
Wife: You're doing it wrong.
Me: What?
Wife: *motions vaguely in the direction of my entire life*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 6, 2020
4. Things are heating up.
My husband arguing with me about how much I like to argue is the spark that keeps this marriage alive.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 3, 2020
5. She’s winning this one.
I have a cold and it’s pretty bad but my wife has a husband with a cold and apparently that’s way worse.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 3, 2020
6. I can’t believe it’s not working.
Instead of asking my husband to do something, I just casually mention 300 times that it needs to be done and hope he picks up what I’m laying down. And so far, this strategy has been wildly unsuccessful.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 4, 2020
7. Son of a…
My husband surprised me with a night out to celebrate the anniversary of our first date. I was reminded of the man I fell in love with.
We arrived at the theater and learned the movie was playing at a different location a full hour earlier. I was reminded of the man I married.
— She Writes Good (@GoodSheWrites) December 23, 2019
8. Now what…?
A marriage is like a car in the sense that I have no idea what to do when it breaks down.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) December 30, 2019
9. I’m gonna score!
What I say to my husband: “Let’s cuddle on the couch and watch something.”
What he hears: “Let’s have sex in like 15 minutes.”
— Marriage And Martinis (@MarriageMartini) December 15, 2019
10. What am I doing here?
I've been married for over 16 years, I barely can remember what that thing I like is.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) December 27, 2019
11. Sparks are flying.
Thank you for loading the dishwasher but you did it wrong
~ a love letter to my husband
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January 4, 2020
12. Not in my house!
Me: I think I’m getting sick.
Wife: Hold on, I have something for that.
Me: Okay.
Wife: [starts smothering me with a pillow]
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 6, 2020
13. The natural progression of things.
My husband came home from being gone for 6 days, walked through the door & went straight to the dog.
And that’s what it’s like to be married for 20 years.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 6, 2020
14. No, I can’t.
Wife: Can you do something for me?
Me: Sure.
Wife: Can you do it without complaining?
Me: I'll get someone else.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 5, 2020
15. Where the hell were you?
My husband came home with pizza sauce on his collar and no pizza and now I know what it’s like to be cheated on.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) December 28, 2019
Those seem pretty on point…even though I’m not married. But hey, they seem right on the money to me!
What do you think? Do these tweets illustrate marriage realistically?
Share your thoughts with us in the comments!
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15 Parenting Memes That Are Pretty Hilarious
To all the moms and dads…we feel your pain in a major way.
We know you have to deal with those crazy rugrats all day and sometimes, you’re at the end of your rope.
We’re here to give you a little humor break from the daily grind!
Now it’s time to laugh…and then maybe cry…
1. Time to go into battle.
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2. Embarrass the hell out of them.
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3. Oh no! That’s terrible!
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4. Sounds like a blast.
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5. That is genius!
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6. A bare chamber.
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7. They know what they’re talking about.
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8. It’s never gonna happen.
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9. No alone time ever again.
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10. How does it work that way?
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11. Put ’em to work.
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12. It was an accident.
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13. Gone with the wind.
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14. Completely out of control.
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15. One look says it all.
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Are those memes accurate, or what?
Did any of them remind you of your crazy kiddos?
Tell us the craziest things your little ones have done lately that drove you up the wall. We’d love to hear from you!
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World War III Memes have Arrived and We’re Here for Them
You probably know by now that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, and dealings in the Middle East seem poised, once again, to send the entire planet up in flames. There seems to be little hope, or peace, or solace of any kind…except for the internet.
For once, social media is riding in on a white horse to save us – or at least, to bring the dark humor to get us through darker days.
17. If there’s one thing everyone is sure will happen…
Me chilling at home after ignoring my draft notice #WWIII pic.twitter.com/fMRtvRg3ZV
— Bosith Weerasinghe (@_bosith_) January 3, 2020
16. Basically me.
Me having no fucking idea what I’m doing in #WWIII pic.twitter.com/r1DUCgvLvq
— SG
(@saiflowwwkeyyy) January 3, 2020
15. I have a feeling it’s going to be a long decade.
americans joking about commiting more imperialism and genocide in another country and saying 'it's a coping mechanism' is peak 2020 and we're literally only two days into this year https://t.co/Lf0XgkUtnD
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) January 3, 2020
14. Some things definitely only seem funny.
13. Happy Birthday, son.
12. We’re re-thinking a lot of things.
Me: This decade I'm gonna get married, have kids, buy my first car, travel the worl-#WWIII: pic.twitter.com/rHKC8Bacct
— Salman (@salmaanoooo) January 3, 2020
11. It’s good to have a plan.
Me dodging bullets on the battlefield after getting drafted for #WWIII
pic.twitter.com/a1PtzFKvS9
— Alakazam (@alazayaxo) January 3, 2020
10. Just a little bit of real talk.
stop saying ur making memes about war as a “coping” method every single one of u will be fine the people of iraq and iran will continue to suffer u people have nothing to be fucking coping for
— ahmad (@uhhhhmad) January 3, 2020
9. Some people are just not in the mood.
so funny that americans think they CAN cope over this with jokes … what the fuck are you coping? you’re not going to die and your homeland will not be destabilized. you are not in a position to cope by any means.
— nam
(@dearestcowboy) January 3, 2020
8. At least you don’t live in a country where you were already signed up.
7. At least let them get their coffee first, damn.
good morning to the west coast pic.twitter.com/NniquMnDTg
— C.D. Carter (@CDCarter13) January 3, 2020
6. Okay but all of this talk kind of makes me sick to my stomach.
Me and the boys on missile duty during #WWIII pic.twitter.com/pdfh29eT9n
— Hatif (@ahmadzadahatif) January 3, 2020
5. Just another day in paradise.
4. Crap, not again. We just fixed this place up!
3. Bottom line.
War is not a fucking joke. It is a destructive and selfish act. 4,424 U.S. soldiers and an estimated 600K Iraqi civilians died in the Iraq war over WMDs that did not exist. So please stop with these #WWIII memes and instead call your Congress members and tell them #NoWarWithIran.
— Ryan Knight
(@ProudResister) January 3, 2020
2. There is a long list of people before you who have tried it.
Me after I fake my death to avoid getting drafted #WWIII pic.twitter.com/kZK6Skqkq3
— Jack Cammarato (@CammaratoJack) January 3, 2020
1. Do you think you’ll be able to pull up YouTube over there?
Me and my boys when we in Iran and run out of ammo and have to make our own redneck shit #WWIII pic.twitter.com/t7Qeb32SKD
— kc (@frofrosagginsxx) January 3, 2020
At least we’re all laughing while we’re crying, right? Right, guys?
Are you worried about the state of the world? Can you still laugh about it? Tell us your thoughts in the comments!
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These Vet Clinics Are on Top of it With Their Hilarious Cat Signs
Your primary concern when you bring your cats and dogs to the vet clinic is for them to be safe and comfortable…but it doesn’t hurt when the people running the place are also hilarious!
And that’s exactly what’s going on with the folks who are in charge of these vet clinics across the country.
These funny signs all deserve an A+, gold star rating.
Let’s take a look!
1. That was a bad idea.
#funnysign #ccvc
Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Monday, November 7, 2016
2. A little cat/Star Trek mash-up.
Fuzzy Says:
Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Thursday, July 9, 2015
3. Keeping an eye on things.
Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017
4. Making all kinds of noise.
Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013
5. Get your pets spayed!
Is feels like it's been months since I changed the marquee
Posted by Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital on Monday, May 18, 2015
6. Top of the meowtain.
7. …And the Sorcerer’s Stone…
That's siriusly riddikulus
Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, July 22, 2018
8. Gold medal winner.
Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013
9. This one is actually very impressive.
Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017
10. And there you have it!
Posted by Petaluma Veterinary Hospital on Saturday, July 21, 2018
Man, those are entertaining!
Does your vet clinic put up signs like these?
If so, share them with us in the comments. This stuff never gets old!
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If You’re a ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Fan, These Tweets Will Be Right up Your Alley
Have you seen Schitt’s Creek yet? It’s a hilarious show from Canada that was created by legendary comedian Eugene Levy and his son, Dan.
The misadventures of the Rose family as chronicled through the show have given it a serious cult following.
Let’s see some funny tweets about this popular show. If you know, you know.
1. It’s all true.
Cultural Impact:
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Alexis Rose Michelangelo's
saying “David” David— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) September 21, 2019
2. There she is.
Most people aren't brave enough to share this picture of our lord and savior on their social media. pic.twitter.com/a5svcSQAwi
— Queen L'Antifa (@WStuartross) January 17, 2019
3. Thoughts about this?
Ok guys, hear me out…… pic.twitter.com/UDJo9iWRF1
— Mrs Phil Perry MBE (@MrsPhilPerry) July 8, 2019
4. Ewww David.
King David: *plays a regular, non secret chord
The Lord: pic.twitter.com/mwL3QBHuwW
— tyler (@tylerkend12) September 14, 2019
5. Let that sink in.
cherry wine by hozier but every time he says “cherry wine” it’s replaced with the full audio from moira rose’s fruit wine commercial
— acheelys (@leafsbian) July 2, 2019
6. That’s Moira Rose!
“Hi! I’m Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do…” @SchittsCreek @danjlevy #bingolingfucker pic.twitter.com/DjzpRcDofN
— Joe Crimmings (@jrcrimmings) July 20, 2019
7. I think we know…
who are they? wrong answers only
pic.twitter.com/tE4Guqmkq9
— zack (@linsazack13) September 18, 2019
8. Vroom, Vroom.
Let’s Go To The Mall walked so A Little Bit Alexis could speed off in a Lamborghini (vroom vroom, bitches)
— [purple devil face emoji] [winky face emoji] (@Neil_McNeil) May 5, 2019
9. All the acronyms.
Is your child texting about Schitt’s Creek?
LOL = LOVER OF (WINE), (NOT) LABELS
WYD = WHO’S YOUR DAVID?
WTF = WHEN TO FOLD (IN THE CHEESE)
WTH = WHEN(DID) TED (GET) HOT!?
LMAO = LOVE ME AN OLIVE (BRANCH)
STFU = SIMPLY THE FUCKING(BEST) UNIT
JK = JAZZAGALS KINGDOM— Marisa Crane (@marisabcrane) October 30, 2019
10. Positively bedeviled.
me when i have one thing to do in a day pic.twitter.com/UFE5cBFYGv
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) April 5, 2019
I need to start binge-watching this show ASAP.
Are you a Schitt’s Creek fan?
Let us know in the comments and tell us what your favorite episode or moment is from the show, please!
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