15 Parenting Memes That Are Pretty Hilarious

To all the moms and dads…we feel your pain in a major way.

We know you have to deal with those crazy rugrats all day and sometimes, you’re at the end of your rope.

We’re here to give you a little humor break from the daily grind!

Now it’s time to laugh…and then maybe cry…

1. Time to go into battle.

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2. Embarrass the hell out of them.

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3. Oh no! That’s terrible!

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4. Sounds like a blast.

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5. That is genius!

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6. A bare chamber.

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7. They know what they’re talking about.

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8. It’s never gonna happen.

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9. No alone time ever again.

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10. How does it work that way?

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11. Put ’em to work.

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12. It was an accident.

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13. Gone with the wind.

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14. Completely out of control.

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15. One look says it all.

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Are those memes accurate, or what?

Did any of them remind you of your crazy kiddos?

Tell us the craziest things your little ones have done lately that drove you up the wall. We’d love to hear from you!

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World War III Memes have Arrived and We’re Here for Them

You probably know by now that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, and dealings in the Middle East seem poised, once again, to send the entire planet up in flames. There seems to be little hope, or peace, or solace of any kind…except for the internet.

For once, social media is riding in on a white horse to save us – or at least, to bring the dark humor to get us through darker days.

17. If there’s one thing everyone is sure will happen…

16. Basically me.

15. I have a feeling it’s going to be a long decade.

14. Some things definitely only seem funny.

13. Happy Birthday, son.

12. We’re re-thinking a lot of things.

11. It’s good to have a plan.

10. Just a little bit of real talk.

9. Some people are just not in the mood.

8. At least you don’t live in a country where you were already signed up.

7. At least let them get their coffee first, damn.

6. Okay but all of this talk kind of makes me sick to my stomach.

5. Just another day in paradise.

4. Crap, not again. We just fixed this place up!

3. Bottom line.

2. There is a long list of people before you who have tried it.

1. Do you think you’ll be able to pull up YouTube over there?

At least we’re all laughing while we’re crying, right? Right, guys?

Are you worried about the state of the world? Can you still laugh about it? Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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These Vet Clinics Are on Top of it With Their Hilarious Cat Signs

Your primary concern when you bring your cats and dogs to the vet clinic is for them to be safe and comfortable…but it doesn’t hurt when the people running the place are also hilarious!

And that’s exactly what’s going on with the folks who are in charge of these vet clinics across the country.

These funny signs all deserve an A+, gold star rating.

Let’s take a look!

1. That was a bad idea.

#funnysign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Monday, November 7, 2016

2. A little cat/Star Trek mash-up.

Fuzzy Says:

Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Thursday, July 9, 2015

3. Keeping an eye on things.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

4. Making all kinds of noise.

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013

5. Get your pets spayed!

Is feels like it's been months since I changed the marquee

Posted by Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital on Monday, May 18, 2015

6. Top of the meowtain.

?⛰

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, January 24, 2019

7. …And the Sorcerer’s Stone…

That's siriusly riddikulus ?✨

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, July 22, 2018

8. Gold medal winner.

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013

9. This one is actually very impressive.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

10. And there you have it!

Posted by Petaluma Veterinary Hospital on Saturday, July 21, 2018

Man, those are entertaining!

Does your vet clinic put up signs like these?

If so, share them with us in the comments. This stuff never gets old!

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If You’re a ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Fan, These Tweets Will Be Right up Your Alley

Have you seen Schitt’s Creek yet? It’s a hilarious show from Canada that was created by legendary comedian Eugene Levy and his son, Dan.

The misadventures of the Rose family as chronicled through the show have given it a serious cult following.

Let’s see some funny tweets about this popular show. If you know, you know.

1. It’s all true.

2. There she is.

3. Thoughts about this?

4. Ewww David.

5. Let that sink in.

6. That’s Moira Rose!

7. I think we know…

8. Vroom, Vroom.

9. All the acronyms.

10. Positively bedeviled.

I need to start binge-watching this show ASAP.

Are you a Schitt’s Creek fan?

Let us know in the comments and tell us what your favorite episode or moment is from the show, please!

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People Share the Best Wi-Fi Network Names They’ve Ever Seen

A great Wi-Fi network name is like a fine wine…it gets better with age. Sometimes, when I’m bored, I’ll just scroll through the neighborhood Wi-Fi names to see what the people who live around me are up to.

Do you encounter funny Wi-Fi names out there in your daily life?

AskReddit users share the funniest Wi-Fi network names they’ve ever seen.

1. I bet a lot of folks fell for that one.

“Hotspot named “I got you” with no password.”

2. That’s how you do it.

“Rebellious Amish Family

Lol after 8 years my highest voted comment is my Wi-Fi name. Which i stole from Reddit the last time this thread was made.

This is the way.”

3. Sounds suspicious to me.

“My guest network is named “Very Free WiFi No Viruses”.”

4. I feel sorry for the person in 47.

“Mine is named “Apt47ShowerCam”. I’m in apartment 46.”

5. Hahaha. That’s good.

“I was at Disneyland resort with my family, and when we were in the parking lot, I looked at the WiFi names and one of them said “34 dollars 4 a f**king waffle”.”

6. Sad, but true.

“Was in a McDonald’s and there was the normal McDonald’s WiFi and then there was one that said “McDonald’s makes you fat bitch”.”

7. Susan…we need to talk.

“We can’t keep doing this Susan.”

8. Wholesome and punny.

“The Promised LAN.”

9. Throwing a wrench in the system.

“Ours is called “No Internet Access” and “5G Network Unavailable”. I confuse myself with it every now and then.”

10. Run for it, Marty!

“Marty McWiFi is one I’ve seen in my neighborhood.”

11. I shouldn’t laugh…but…

“Holy mother of hell.

My grandmother didn’t have wifi and just bought a Iphone (she’s about 72) so, me being the good child I am,I helped her set her wifi up,I asked her simply ‘What would you like your password to be?’ She replied with this….’I’m going to die soon 123’

To this day when I go over,I can still see it on the refrigerator ‘Wifi password;I’m going to die soon 123’.”

12. There’s room for a guest.

“Our neighbor has one that’s “Stay-Off-Asshole.” Which, y’know, sure. But they also have a second, unsecured one: “Stay-Off-Asshole (guest).” I still laugh when I see that.”

13. That’s kind of disturbing.

“2Girls1Router.

My neighbours have this… They’re mother and daughter ?.”

14. Pretty clever.

“Drop it like it’s hotspot.”

15. Let’s end on a high note.

“I BELIEVE WI CAN FI.”

I think it’s about time I rename my Wi-Fi network…now I just feel like a loser.

What do you think? Do you have a funny Wi-Fi name or do you just go with the one the company gives you?

Let us know in the comments! Let’s compare Wi-Fi names!

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Take a Look at These ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ Tweets to Keep Up to Speed

Now’s the time for all the guys out there to listen up. The ladies are pretty sick and tired of being treated the way they have been, so they’ve taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations.

There is a lot of good information in here that I think everyone can benefit from.

So let’s take a look at these ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ tweets to educate ourselves.

1. First and foremost.

2. Just don’t do it.

3. They’re your kids, dude.

4. Kinda funny, isn’t it?

5. We’re equal, huh?

6. You’re full of it.

7. That doesn’t impress them.

8. This is a good one.

9. Don’t owe you anything.

10. And then there are these guys…

Pretty interesting and informative, if I do say so myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think? Do these things affect your relationships?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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14 Tweets for All You Book Lovers Out There

Book people are the greatest!

They’re also my people, which is why I’m so excited about sharing this list of funny, insightful, pithy tweets about our very favorite things.

Book people are also also hilarious, as is evidenced below – so get ready for a big ol’ grin that just won’t quit.

14. I feel like this would definitely get you an A.

13. She knew it was coming.

12. I’m pretty sure this is historically accurate.

11. Seriously what was wrong with him?

10. I just groaned and snorted at the same time.

9. Strictly speaking there’s nothing wrong with old books though.

8. I want to say YTA, but…

7. Some of us have made real accomplishments in this life.

6. Cathy Catherine Cath Linton Heathcliff.

5. Publishing, man. It never changes.

4. And we’ve all chosen Harry Potter, clearly.

3. Why am I not surprised?

2. They’re not hard to find.

1. No way this dude had friends.

I love each and every one of these, and also think I need to step up my Twitter game!

Which was your favorite? Share with us in the comments – and tell us what your favorite book-related account is while you’re at it!

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The Chainsaw Was Originally Invented to Assist with Difficult Childbirths

If you thought that c-sections were awful and take weeks to recover from, well…you’re right.

But you should also count yourself lucky. In the (not as far back as you’d think) past, your doctor or midwife might have whipped out a chainsaw if an emergency arose during labor.

Basically, the chainsaw is so good at cutting through wood and stuff because it was originally designed to be able to easily slice through flesh and bone.

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Chainsaws were invented by two Scottish surgeons, John Aitken and James Jeffray, who were looking for a “more humane” way to widen the birth canal when a baby was breach or became otherwise lodged in the birth canal.

Yeah. Instead of cutting open your abdomen to remove a dangerously stuck infant (like a modern C-section), they used to just stick a knife into your pelvis and start “widening” it so the baby could slip free.

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And, as if giving birth wasn’t terrifying and painful enough already, the chainsaw was invented in the 18th century – prior to the development of a little thing called anesthesia.

The chainsaw was supposed to be a faster, less painful (somehow) option for a procedure called a symphysiotomy.

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Neither the procedure nor the chainsaw is today used in hospitals – in maternity wards or elsewhere – but I wouldn’t be surprised to see it happen on an upcoming season of American Horror Story.

Because just thinking about it makes me want to scream.

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It’s Not Too Late to Get Your Flu Shot, so Go Do It!

Flu season is here – and as the proud owner of two tiny little disease vectors (otherwise known as my beautiful children), I can tell you that getting sick is way easier than you might think.

Sure, you can wash your hands, try not to touch your face, and carry hand sanitizer everywhere you go, but following every single protocol didn’t save Kate Winslet in Contagion. Chances are, they’ll eventually let you down, too.

If you didn’t get the flu shot back in the early fall when it was recommended – because you decided to tough it out, or didn’t have time, or whatever – you might be thinking it’s too late to get one now.

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You would be wrong, according to Dr. William Schaffner, an infectious diseases specialist at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.

“It’s late – but not too late.”

The vaccine does take a few weeks to build up its protection in your body, and flu season peters out around the end of February, so although you’re not too late yet, you might not want to wait any longer.

The flu can be passed around any time of year, but in the States, it is most likely to be diagnosed between October and February. That said, flu cases have been known to regularly appear as late as May.

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You can actually get a flu shot year round, though Dr. Robert Glatter, an E.R. physician with Lennox Hill Hospital, admits there are optimal dates to try to get it done.

“You can vaccinate any time of year, but ideally, it happens in the fall.”

If you’re high risk for some reason, Dr. Joseph McBride says that it might still be a good idea to get the flu shot, even when the season begins to wane in February or March.

Another thing – you should get the flu shot even if you’ve already had the flu, doctors say. There are two reasons: first, Americans often think they have the flu but never go to a doctor and turn out to have been battling a different virus. Second, there is more than one strain of flu circulating this year, says McBride.

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“We’ve picked up information in our surveillance system that an occasional poor soul has had one kind, recovered and then gotten another one. That’s not common, but when you have two sequential dominant strains it’s going to be more common than it has been in the past.”

Although you can technically get a flu shot any time of year, the vaccines are updated for what physicians and disease experts are expecting to see each season, so if you got one over the summer, it might not be for the strain that’s expected to dominate the following winter.

The optimal time to get a shot is late September into October. A shot received in that window should give anyone with a good immune system and no secondary complications protection until late winter/early spring.

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If you’re older, younger, pregnant, or have other complicating factors, Dr. Schaffner says definitely wait a bit into the fall, because there’s some debate on how long the shot’s protections last for those kinds of people.

“I would not recommend getting a flu vaccine in August. It’s a once a year type thing, which makes it a good reason to wait until September or early October to get vaccinated.”

So there you have it, folks! Getting a flu shot reduces your chance of being completely miserable (if you’re healthy) or losing your life (if you’re in one of those other groups) by around 60%, so make sure you clear some time in your busy schedule to get one on board – if not this month or next, then definitely next fall.

Your body (and everyone who has to be around you) will thank you.

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Advice About Going Vegan from People Who Have Been There

It’s intimidating to start a new lifestyle, especially one that will have a major impact on your daily life in pretty much every way imaginable. One way to prepare yourself is by doing plenty of research, including getting advice from people who have gone before you. Frankly, hearing what they have to say can be invaluable to a successful transition.

So, if you’re considering ditching meat and other animal byproducts in the near future, these 12 pieces of advice from practicing vegans are required reading.

12. Listen to your body.

“A lot of people are allergic or intolerant to soya and quorn so try things but make note of any reactions (usually a dodgy tummy). If you want to be a ‘clean-eating’ vegan then stay away from junk food and meat/dairy substitutes, they are usually bulked out with carbs and fat. If that doesn’t bother you, go wild.” —lolalal

11. Ease into it with foods from regions that eat naturally plant-based.

“Focus your attention to foods from regions that naturally tend to be plant-based. Don’t try to replace your favorites all at once but look to eating beans and grains for satiation. Tacos, burritos, curries, Asian noodles, chili and cornbread, cannellini beans and pasta, are all friendly and easy ways to feel full and nourished.” —elyseh4fc39db5a

10. Expand your cooking range and community to help you feel entrenched.

“Do yourself a favor and purchase the Vegan Stoner cookbook on Amazon. So many awesome and easy vegan recipes. Vegan Mac and Peas is simple and delicious!” —emmaf49fcf7695

“‘Accidentally Vegan’ is a great IG page with everyday items that are unintentionally vegan friendly. ‘Madeleine Olivia’ does great budget vegan food shopping haul videos on YouTube, along with recipes from said hauls.” —lolalal

9. Hopefully you enjoy Indian and Mexican foods.

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“Curries are fantastic! Sweet potato, chickpeas, lentils and tofu can all be used instead of meat! You can use coconut cream for a creamy curry sauce.

Mexican food is also easy as heck to make vegan – just use beans and mushrooms instead of meat and load up on veggies ? .” —cazboline”

8. It’s fine to start just with the easy stuff.

“Jumping right in with the plan of learning a million new vegan recipes is awesome, but can be super overwhelming. Fall back on the easy (and cheap!) stuff – PBJ, pasta with marinara, smoothies, oatmeal, falafel, soups, chili (just minus the meat), etc. Chipotle is also my fav dependable easy option for a quick and yummy vegan meal.” –Mbpanda

7. Give your tastebuds a break before jumping into meat and cheese alternatives.

“I wouldn’t suggest jumping right in to meat alternatives, trust me they will taste a lot better when you haven’t had a burger in a year. If you go straight from having real meat to meat alternatives, the thought may make you feel sick.” —cieraskye

“Do a cheese detox before trying vegan cheese! I waited about 6 months and it gave my tastebuds a chance to adjust because it is a very different taste. I would also recommend trying to get your hands on Mozzarisella, it’s the best vegan pizza cheese.” —lolalal

6. You might want to supplement with vitamins.

“Make sure to take a B12 supplement and perhaps iron. I’ve been vegan for over 2 years. The first year I didn’t supplement and my energy levels paid for it.” —kmfogleman

5. Get your cheese substitute recs here!

“Cheese for yeast flakes! It makes the transition easier, trust me. Just sprinkle it on top if you’re craving a cheesy taste.” —alicep47367d31a

“For me, cutting out dairy was the most difficult part. So here’s some recommendations to hopefully help someone else! Milk: so many awesome alternatives (soy, coconut, nut, hemp, etc.) but my absolute fav is oat milk. Oatly is the best brand imo. I actually strongly prefer it over dairy milk even if I wasn’t vegan. Cheese: Fieldroast’s Chao has been the best I’ve tried so far. Great for grilled cheese, pizza, sandwiches, etc. Also a fan of Follow Your Heart brand and Kite Hill’s ricotta. Butter: Earth Balance is fantastic. I’ve also heard Miyokos is outstanding (for cheeses too) but I haven’t tried it yet! ” —biebersdadssoulpatch

4. Eat more vegetables.

“Don’t think of it as losing access to food. Just start focusing more eating a ton vegetables and everywhere you can have a vegetable instead – do It! Mac and cheese lover? Try sweet potato mac. Big taco fan? Chickpea tacos it is. You’ll feel better and not like you are being deprived of anything. Also Oreos are still vegan if you’re in veggie overload.” —odonnellshea17

3. Become an expert at reading labels.

“Learn to read food labels…milk is hidden in so many things!” – Mariah

2. If you’re giving up a favorite food, try finding a replacement recipe.

“When I’m making vegan mac and ‘cheese’, I make a white sauce using unsweetened soya milk heated and thickened with cornstarch. I then add salt, smoked paprika and mustard powder. Maybe it doesn’t taste like traditional mac and cheese, but the smoke paprika definitely is reminiscent of smoked cheese, and it works for me!” —enilorac2

1. Become friends with nuts, seeds, and fresh herbs.

“Nuts and seeds are seriously slept on. Roast them on top veggies, sprinkle on pasta or salads, or make your own trail mix. They’re so versatile.” —copperfox666

“You MUST use spices and herbs – fresh herbs will change your life!” –emcduffie916

I’m not going vegan any time soon, but these tips are definitely interesting anyway.

Are you vegan? Are you considering it? Let us know what you think!

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