Funny Tweets About How Homework Is Absolute Hell

I dreaded homework when I was a kid. DREADED IT.

I’d put it off…and then put it off some more, until I reached the point of no return. It’s called procrastination, and it’s an art form, people.

These funny tweets about homework might bring back some painful memories from your childhood…

1. Sure it is!

2. Can’t say no to that.

3. Don’t ask me.

4. Emotional breakdown.

5. Here’s another example.

6. Literally anything else sounds better than that.

7. Oh, it’s gonna be like that?

8. Didn’t go as planned.

9. You did what you had to do.

10. Sure you are…

11. The important stuff.

12. Option B seems better.

13. That’s what friends are for.

14. Wouldn’t that be nice?

15. Leave it up to God.

Cheers to no more homework.

EVER!

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Here Are Some Funny Jokes About the Cheesecake Factory Just for You

If you’ve made the journey to The Cheesecake Factory before, you know they have a massive menu and the options are ENDLESS.

It’s truly an American icon, isn’t it? Tons of food, enormous portions, no sense of self-control. It’s great!

If you know, you know. Right?

1. You’ve been missing out.

2. You’re dead to me.

3. I’m in love with you.

4. It takes a while.

5. You’re right!

6. Seems like life and death.

7. Gonna be a while…

8. Are you having an affair?

9. Let’s get hitched!

10. Here come the waterworks.

11. Gotta power through it.

12. I need another two hours.

13. A new game in town.

14. Better than a new car.

15. You better believe it!

When’s the last time you ate at the almighty Cheesecake Factory?

Tell us about it! We want to get fired up before our next trip there!

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The 2020 New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar Is Here and It Is Wonderful

You’ve seen it before. You love it. And now the 2020 version is here.

I’m talking about the New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar.

These men and women spend long hours cruising around the Big Apple, but they need a break from the chaos once in a while. So they all took time to pose for this very entertaining calendar.

Let’s take a look!

1. Framed up.

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Sunday, December 1, 2019

2. Definitely NOT Travis Bickle.

Darek, heartthrobbin for the 2014 calendar.

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Monday, December 2, 2019

3. Coffee break.

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Saturday, November 30, 2019

4. Lookin’ sharp.

Quintuplets

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Tuesday, December 3, 2019

5. Time to cool off.

Does this photo even need a caption?

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Friday, November 29, 2019

6. You don’t see that every day.

You wish your hair looked this good.

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Tuesday, November 26, 2019

7. Special delivery.

The Harlem Globetrotters got nothin on Greg.

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Sunday, November 24, 2019

8. Need a lift?

Sometimes the best fix is to stop what you’re doing, take your shirt off and just pose for the camera.•Darek, Mr. May

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Wednesday, November 20, 2019

9. Let the wind blow.

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Monday, November 18, 2019

10. Do you have a request?

Mikhail outtake from the 2015 calendar

Posted by NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar on Sunday, November 10, 2019

You can order your 2020 calendar HERE. Great for a stocking stuffer!

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When considering what to name Idaho…

When considering what to name Idaho, a man named George M. Willing suggested Idaho claiming it was an indigenous word meaning “Gem of the Mountains”. The name stuck. Afterwards it came out that it wasn’t an indigenous word and Willing made it up.

In 2004 police discovered a movie theater..

In 2004 police discovered a movie theater in the Paris Catacombs. It was equipped with a giant cinema screen, seats, projection equipment, film reels, a fully stocked bar and a complete restaurant with tables and chairs. Its power source and the identity of those responsible remain unknown.

The submarine resembling a Lotus Espirit…

The submarine resembling a Lotus Espirit, from the Bond film The Spy who Loved Me, went unclaimed for 10 years in a prepaid storage unit. When its lease ran out, a buyer bought the unit for less than $100, including the submarine. In 2013, the submarine was sold at auction for £550,000.

The Stubborn Children Law (repealed in 1973)…

The Stubborn Children Law (repealed in 1973) enacted by Massachusetts Bay Colony (1646), Connecticut (1650), Rhode Island (1668), and New Hampshire (1679), allowed a disobedient son “of sufficient years and understanding” (at least 16) to be put to death.