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These Posts Will Make Perfect Sense If Your Partner Is a Snorer
Okay, confession time: I am a snorer. And the ironic part: I lose my mind when I’m sleeping in the same room with someone else who snores.
But it doesn’t seem to bother some people at all. I have a friend who said she likes it because it’s soothing. Soothing.
Oooookay, what planet are you from again?
Anyway, if you have to deal with a snorer in your life, these posts will look very, very familiar.
1. Bragging rights
Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping.
It’s like lying there screaming “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP”— Chris Ramsey (@IAmChrisRamsey) August 29, 2018
2. Great…
3. The Six Stages
Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME— Feral Hogs Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
4. Last night’s count was…
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
5. Ugh
#boyfriendstuff #snoringboyfriend #memes6. It’s over
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
7. Futuristic
8. Sexy
9. STFU
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
— oll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
10. Still love him, though
11. That’s hot
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
–married pillow talk
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
12. Drowsy
When your husband snores the majority of the night…#sendhelp #snoring #wifeproblems pic.twitter.com/IGb8ZsMMEd
— Jamie Stephens (@oujamie) March 7, 2017
13. Let me sleep, please
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
14. Hahahaha
I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-
— Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017
15. Me? No…
“Me? I don’t snore.” – every person who snores for 7 hours a night
— George Balekji NBC15 (@GeorgeBalekji) March 17, 2017
Good night and good luck.
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These Tweets That Prove College Kids Are Pretty Damn Funny
Going to college is a glorious time in a young person’s life. New friends, new experiences, opening up your mind, etc.
But college kids can surprise us, too, and be downright hilarious.
And these tweets prove that beyond a reasonable doubt.
All of these students deserve an A+!
1. Prodigy
This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class
he said if we have questions to just email him pic.twitter.com/oz46on8ywP
— Cigdem K. (@cigdemk14) August 22, 2016
2. This is great
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX
— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016
3. Calm down
Freshman Orientation Leaders at 6:45 AM https://t.co/lBsjZprtPt
—
(@shawtyarabia) January 31, 2019
4. Multiple choice
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke
a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019
5. This is a great idea
My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college. pic.twitter.com/LL7hIOgESv
— vane
(@_vvanee) March 26, 2018
6. Pretty much
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
— Lindsay (@plantbboi) August 27, 2018
7. #CollegeLife
i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat pic.twitter.com/5wh5SVfpxX
— childish sambino (@samiwert) May 11, 2017
8. Hahahaha
I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title…hows your day going? pic.twitter.com/FnornTF00n
— morgan (@morgs216) April 25, 2018
9. I’m Matt…
High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as suchCollege
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) February 8, 2018
10. Right over your head
me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again pic.twitter.com/GdFgsWd3LQ
— Chelsea (@kingchelsay) April 9, 2018
11. OMG
today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent
— char (@charlottejorrey) December 4, 2017
12. SAVAGE
So turns out my professor is a straight savage…
pic.twitter.com/SlHZdNXs5k
— Austin Gray (@AustinG__) December 14, 2016
13. Good point
The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied…..&…..pasted???
— sara without an h (@SaraHeinecke94) August 23, 2017
14. Oh, snap!
Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home
— Wes (@foxmccloud82) November 14, 2017
15. Not happy
me: doesn’t understand a concept
professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF
— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018
Now get back to class!
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15 Amazing Photos of What Mars Looks Like
It’s just like in Total Recall! Kind of…
The Curiosity Rover on Mars sends photos back from the red planet daily. And they are MINDBLOWING.
We, and NASA of course, still have so much to learn about Mars, but even these images would have been inconceivable not so many years ago.
Take a look at these stunning photographs.
1. Check that out
Photo Credit: NASA
2. Tracks
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3. On top of the world
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4. Desert landscape
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5. Wide open
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6. There’s the Rover again!
Photo Credit: NASA
7. Fish eye
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8. Doing good work
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9. Endless
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10. Lonely
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11. Fascinating
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12. Cool shot
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13. Boulders
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14. Wow
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15. Science rocks!
Photo Credit: NASA
Be sure to follow NASA’s progress on Mars, it gets more fascinating by the day!
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If You’re a True Crime Junkie, These Tweets Are for You
True crime TV shows are more popular than ever right now. Everyone and their mother is obsessed with the latest shows about murder, mayhem, and the macabre.
So in the spirit of all this true crime hoopla, let’s take a look at some hilariously accurate tweets about these television programs.
1. Weirdos
i hate when crime shows are like “her nails are done but they’re a mess so a male had to have done them” like maybe she’s just bad at doing her nails weirdos
— Naya Bee (@naya_boynton) July 31, 2019
2. STOP
Me brain: you know, you could always fake your death
I watch too many crime shows it needs to stop— Sara's last brain cell (@maybeSaraornot) July 30, 2019
3. Dead as a doornail
On a crime show if they show a persons picture and not them for real, they are a dead Fred.
— Trixie Mattel (@trixiemattel) July 23, 2018
4. In a trance
my mom yelling at me
at 3 am about how
important it is for my
health AND skin to
sleep early and to
not stay up watching
crime shows on netflix me hitting
next on my
sixth ncis episode pic.twitter.com/lBLzgThwxI— chelsea (@LlKESWIFT) August 1, 2019
5. You can’t come in
I watch way too many crime shows & won’t even let the neighbor come inside my house we just had a 5 minute convo thru the window
— ML (@pandaexpress14) July 30, 2019
6. Ellen!
me on ellen
ellen: so i hear you like criminal minds!
me: yes!!
*serial killer walks out and murders me*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
— a
(@reidetic_) March 4, 2019
7. Three types
The three (3) types of British crime shows:
– title is a surname, makes you sad
– title is a place name, makes you sad
– “gosh isn’t murder positively beastly, oh well mustn’t let it ruin the village’s Paintings of Fences & Sheep competition, it’s the 50th anniversary after all”— Emma Wortley (@emkawo) May 13, 2018
8. The new thing
Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 4, 2016
9. All the good stuff
Pretty stressed out about how dark the news is recently – better get back to my true crime podcasts, true crime shows, and true crime books
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 23, 2018
10. Hahaha
I watch so much crime shows that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote
—
NTHAPELENG
(@NtapelengKomane) April 15, 2019
11. We don’t believe you
As a single loner who is addicted to true crime shows my biggest fear is stumbling across a dead body bc I know my alibi isn’t going to cut it
— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) July 24, 2019
12. That’s all you need
Sleep and crime shows.
— Becky G. (@iambeckyg) December 8, 2015
13. You got my attention
Me trying to flirt:
Do you like taking naps, and binge watching crime shows?— Kristen (@Kica333) April 9, 2019
14. No clue
My husband has no idea that I’ve watched enough crime shows that I could train the FBI.
— Lisabug BBQJonze (@Lisabug74) July 4, 2019
15. WAY too much time left
*watching any crime show*
He didn't do it. There's too much time left.
— Spence (@SpenceDen) July 13, 2018
I have to admit…I am one of these people…
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