A Guy Called off His Wedding After His Fiancee Nearly Killed His Dog. Then the Internet Reacted.

Most adult humans takes the responsibility of owning a pet seriously. Even if a pet is not yours, but is in your care, most people do their very best to ensure no harm comes to the animal, because…it’s a living thing.

This guy, though, found out the hard (almost deadly, for his dog) way that his fiancee wasn’t what you would call responsible at all – and that she also wasn’t the kind of person he wanted to have in his life long term.

He posted the story on a Reddit thread, asking if he was the asshole and, well…keep reading.

AITA for cancelling my wedding because fiancee almost got my dog killed? from AmItheAsshole

So basically, this guy left his dog because she wanted the dog there for her party, gave her clear instructions on how to keep the dog safe, and then almost lost his dog because she couldn’t be bothered.

Honestly…if this was an isolated incident of poor decision making, maybe he overreacted. Maybe.

But once you consider the fact that he’s noticed her exercising similar bad judgment in the past, yeah. You could never trust her with your pets or your kids or your car or your house, so what’s the point?

FWIW, most Redditors agreed that the guy was not, in fact, an asshole at all, but someone who had just realized that he should cut his losses now and not later.

1. You know what to do…

She clearly doesn’t mean that much to you, so yeah, leave over this.

I have a cat whom I adore beyond reason and if my current BF accidentally hurt him, I’d be pissed and upset but your dog isn’t dead. If he’s more important than your woman, that relationship is doomed. I’ve been in a relationship where I would have chosen my cat over them. That is not a good relationship.

2. Marriage is doomed…

ESH – and reading through your replies to most people it seems you’ve got a lot of issues with your partners behaviour, and you were possibly looking for a good enough reason in your head to end it.

I hazard a guess that if everything you’ve listed has been getting to you over time, that the marriage would not have lasted long after that.

3. Think of the children…

NTA.

That level of carelessness could lead to death. What would people say if she had done the same thing with a kid around?

It’s pretty obvious how you feel, getting out now seems like a better option than having this fester until the divorce.

4. You had ONE job!

NTA.

You asked her to do one thing. Put the dog away. I saw a comment where you said they kept him out because they wanted to pet him and stuff. This is what makes her TA. She deliberately ignored what you asked of her after she asked for the dog to stay there, and then she neglected to watch the dog or put the dog away later when they started drinking. It’s neglect of an animal.

It’s really pissing me off that everyone is giving off ‘it’s just a dog’ vibes. Like wtf. This wouldn’t of happened if the dog was put away like she was asked. It wasn’t an accident or a mistake because she left the dog out on purpose for entertainment. I think this is a legitimate reason for not marrying her. It’s not like they could get married and be happy and laugh about it in the future like ‘do you remember on you hen party when my dog almost died due to your stupidity? Hahahahahahahaha’

No.

5. No, it wasn’t just an accident!

NTA.

I don’t understand the people saying, “But it’s just an accident!” She went against clear, easy instructions by OP and should have enough common sense to keep that stuff in a safe area in the first place. She also has a history of questionable decisions. What if this was their child in the ER?

OP, block her family and take a break from talking to yours. You don’t have to forgive her just because your dog lived this time. And you don’t have to stay and marry her just because you’ve been together for 4 years. You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone.

And the ones who still thought he was overreacting?

6. It’s YOUR dog…

YTA.

She messed up by not doing as you said but it wasn’t only on her.

You say she is a careless person and you give a bunch of examples, then isn’t it your job to take care of your dog and not leave it in a dangerous situation with her know her carelessness?

I’ll be honest though, given how you mention other minor things she does/did, it seems to me you were already looking for any reason to bail on the wedding. You were getting cold feet and are using this as an excuse to get out of a years long relationship and marriage commitment.

She made a mistake and had already been crying for hours, as you mention, so she didn’t do it deliberately. I’d even understand if she hadn’t shown remorse at her mistake or something.

There is a reason why all those around you are saying you are over reacting, even your mun and your best friends. I don’t think you are overreacting though, I think you are just using this as an excuse to bail, knowingly or unknowingly, because you have cold feet.

Edit: Thanks for the Gold and Silver

7. Bro… seriously?

YTA as it is a massive over reaction. However, you seem to have bigger issues.

You say you’re not holding on, but you clearly are.

8. You’re bother better off without each other….

YTA. OMG YTA.

It was an accident. The way you speak about her is atrocious.

Please leave her so she can find someone who doesn’t think she’s an idiot.

I don’t know, but I definitely wouldn’t trust them with my dog.

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10 Facts About “Cats” the Musical to Get You Ready for the Movie Adaptation

 

If you’re of a certain age, then Cats was probably part of your life (and possibly your identity) growing up. It was huge! You might not even have realized how inherently strange it is because it’s just always been a thing.

If you’re not a Broadway fan (or you’re a new or younger fan) then you, like the rest of the non-theatre world, may have been introduced to Cats when the trailer for the film adaptation recently released.

Honestly, no matter where you fall on this scale of Cats awareness, that trailer probably scarred you for life. I know it did me.

If you’re now curious about this whole singing, dancing cat-people thing, here are 10 facts for you:

10. One audience member sued the production for $6 million.

Live performances of Cats involves audience interaction, a treat that one fan definitely didn’t welcome back in 1996.

Tugger, played by David Hibbard, allegedly “gyrated his pelvis” in audience member Evelyn Amato’s face, an act that led her to sue the production and its creative team for $6 million.

9. It’s based on a collection of T.S. Eliot poems that originally was supposed to include dogs, too.

Eliot published Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats in 1939, and the lighthearted offering has been delighting cat-lovers for generations.

At first, he thought the book would contain poems inspired by dogs and cats, but in the end, he figured that dogs just didn’t lend themselves as well to poetry, and that it would be “improper to wrap them up with dogs.”

8. The show gave T.S. Eliot a posthumous Tony.

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So should we talk about that Cats trailer?? 😆 Here’s the thing: I hate real cats, but I love T.S. Eliot, and I love musical theater…so it’s complicated haha. The CGI was semi-horrifying, but I would listen to Jennifer Hudson sing the ABCs on repeat for hours. Can I miss seeing James Corden playing Bustopher Jones? You know, I can’t. Will I feel as cringe through the whole movie as I did during the trailer? I hope not. The thing I’m holding out hope for is that this baby is choreographed by Andy Blankenbuehler who is a GENIUS (think Hamilton, In The Heights & The Bandstand), and they have some INCREDIBLE dancers in the cast. So if you go back and watch the trailer as a preview for a dance movie, it changes the whole thing. & I always show up for a dance movie. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• That being said, Cats is based off of this book of poetry by T.S. Eliot (yes. THAT gloomy, highbrow T.S. Eliot). Apparently he also had a wonderful sense of humor, a great love of his godchildren (for whom he wrote these poems), and an even greater love for cats. It is clever and joyous, and you should go read it. They’re short and impossible not to smile through. Jury is out on the movie, but the poems have already earned their 5 big ⭐s!! #🐱 What did you think of the trailer? Have you seen it on stage before? Thoughts?

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Even though Eliot died in 1965, the fact that most of the songs are verbatim recitations of his poems means he’s listed as their lyricist – thus, earning him a Tony in 1983.

7. Andrew Lloyd Weber is not a “cat person.”

The author of the play describes himself as “quite neutral” toward cats, but thought the poems were perfect for a daring West End soundtrack.

6. The original production used 3000 pounds of yak hair.

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All major productions of Cats use yak hair to craft their wild feline costumes – which run around $2300 each these days – and costumes are tailored to the actor.

That means that each actor needs a new product, and is the reason the first Broadway production (that ran 18 years) used 3247 pounds of yak hair in total.

A full grown yak, in case you’re curious, weighs around 2200 pounds.

5. Dame Judi Dench was supposed to play in Cats in London, but never got the chance.

She was cast as Grizabella in a West End production in 1981, but tore her Achilles tendon before the show opened.

Fun fact: she was replaced by Elaine Paige (from Evita).

4. But she will star in the movie.

Nearly 40 years alter, Dench is starring as the wise and beloved Old Deuteronomy (Jennifer Hudson will play Grizabella).

3. Weber had to take out a second mortgage to get Cats through its initial run.

Andrew Lloyd Weber had won both success and acclaim with Jesus Christ Superstar, but when he wanted to open Cats, he had a hard time finding investors. Why? Choreographer Gillian Lynne has some thoughts:

“It was very, very difficult to finance because everyone said, ‘A show about cats? You must be raving mad.”

It fell so short of its fundraising goals that Weber took out a second mortgage in order to get it off the ground.

2. The late Grumpy Cat once made a cameo.

Before his untimely death (may he rest in peace), Grumpy Cat made a cameo in the show on Broadway.

1. It set records on both sides of the Atlantic.

The original London production ran for 21 years, making it (at the time) the longest running musical in West End history – a title it handed over to Les Mis in 2006.

On Broadway, the show was performed 6138 times, making it the longest running show on Broadway.

 

You may still never understand, but at least now you’re informed!

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15 People Share the Craziest Adult Tantrums They’ve Ever Witnessed

Sure, we’ve usually seen a small child acting like a complete animal, but when grown-ups do it… wow

Have you ever seen a grown adult have a legit, full-blown temper tantrum? There are few words to describe how awkward and weird it is.

These 15 people share times when they witnessed horrible behavior by absolutely terrible people… and we’re honestly LOLing at ALL of these.

1. Nickel And Diming

“Back when I worked for a bank, we had a customer who would come in every day to buy fifty dollars’ worth of dimes. Dimes minted before 1964 are 90% silver, so his thing was combing through dimes looking for silver ones that he could sell. Supposedly, he made decent money doing this.

At one point, he’d had a streak of failures, and had been getting more and more frustrated with us on a daily basis.

Surely we were giving him new dimes on purpose, and saving the old ones for ourselves! Fifty dollars worth of dimes and not a single one minted before the ’90s!

This all came to a head one day when I gave him his tray of dimes as usual, and he insisted on ripping open a roll right in front of me. Not a single silver dime to be found, so he screamed ‘YOU’RE HOLDING OUT ON ME!’ and threw the rest of the tray at my head.

He didn’t hit me, but the remaining rolls of dimes hit the wall behind me hard enough that most of them popped open. I would’ve been hurt pretty badly had I been hit.

He was banned from the bank.”

2. Burning Work Bridges

“A guy at work got fired for being a jerk after he was told 3 times to stop being a jerk.

He lost it when he was informed he was being let go. He yelled that they ‘knew who he was and how he was’ and that he wasn’t being a jerk and that everyone was a jerk to him. Then he started crying about how he was going to die because he wouldn’t be able to feed his family until finally, as he walked past my desk, he went into a tirade about how it was my fault he was getting fired.

It wasn’t even me he was a jerk to and I never once complained about him – we worked well together, or so I thought. Came to find out later that he was threatened by me and had been underhandedly talking smack about me. I was oblivious about it since most people didn’t let me know and had gone to HR on my behalf.

On his way out he started throwing items off of people’s desks yelling and crying and finally he kicked the glass door shattering the glass.

Last I heard he was still unemployed as our field is a pretty small world.”

4. Misreading Emails Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

“I was at DFW airport a few years back, flying home. I went to the self-service kiosks to print a boarding pass. As I’m waiting to use one, I notice this woman nearly screaming at several employees who were trying to calm her down. She kept saying her flight was about to board and they were going to make her miss it and she wasn’t going to do that so they better figure things out. I mean she was TICKED.

The employees kept trying to help her but she insisted on typing everything in herself and it kept being unable to pull up her reservation and she wouldn’t show the employees her confirmation email because she kept telling them it was their ‘stupid freaking machine’ and they needed to fix it.

Finally, an employee talks her into showing him the email. He looks at it as she is still yelling that her flight is boarding in ten minutes and he says, ‘Ma’am you’re supposed to be flying out of Love Field, not this airport.’

At this point I’m finished with what I’m doing but I did hear the woman start crying and the first words out of her mouth were, ‘Well, what are you going to do about it?’

I’m sure in her mind it was their fault she can’t read what airport she belongs at.

I have luckily not witnessed too many people treat employees horribly at places, but this one was fantastic because the woman being so horrible had completely messed up everything all by herself.”

5. He Needs A Seat And His Pizza Does Too

“I was on the bus once and a guy was sitting in the front at the handicap seats with a pizza in the seat next to him. The bus wasn’t crowded when he got on, so whatever, but it quickly filled up and he did not move his pizza nor himself.

Eventually the bus is packed and someone finally asks, ‘hey, can you move that pizza so I can sit down?’

He doesn’t even look up, just says ‘EFF YOU. No.’

So they ask again, and being close to the front the driver says, ‘you need to move to allow them a seat.

That is handicap seating.’

‘EFF you, too!’

The bus is pulled over, and the driver opens the doors. She asks him to move again, he says no again. Doors stay open, she’s fussing with the buttons on top and asking for police.

He makes a stink and tells her to move along. She’s got her hands folded neatly on the wheel just staring at the road, ‘not until the police take you off my bus.’

He tantrums for a few more minutes, but finally does a ‘eff this crap’ and storms off.

As soon as he’s off the last step, doors close and bus is back on its way.

I always admired how she just waited. She knew she didn’t need to put up with his garbage, and I’m glad I got to see her wait him out.”

6. A Commuter Has Had Enough

“This was back in 2010 or so.

I was an intern at an ad agency in Boston and commuting into the city every morning. I’d get off at North Station and then transfer to the orange line. That stop has a decently large entryway.

One day, the woman ahead of me as I walked down the stairs had a large folder in her hands. She was reading what looked to be a fairly technical financial or legal document, and you could tell she was really stressed out about it.

Like, rubbing her temples, cursing under her breath, etc…

We get through the turnstiles and are about to head down to the train platform and she stops and just kind of looks at her stuff and then screams at the top of her lungs ‘I HATE WORKING!’

Then she starts sprinting back and forth and screaming, in a crowded train station during rush hour, mind you, repeating ‘I HATE WORKING!’

She does this for about 30 seconds or so before eventually tossing her file up and the papers filling the air.

She then sprints back up the stairs out of station.

The wildest part was people paused for like two seconds then went back on their way as if nothing happened.”

7. A Real Jerk Of A Boss

“I gave my boss my two weeks notice that I’d be moving out of town to live with my S.O. and had found a new job, but that I’d help find someone new and could work remotely if he needed me in the interim.

I did not give him longer notice as I knew he would react poorly and did not want to extend things longer than necessary. Mind you, there were others in the office who could handle things when I left as well.

He demanded that I give him 5 weeks notice, that I call my new employer and tell them that I couldn’t start for 5 weeks and when I declined he demanded their phone number so he could call them himself.

Yeah, no, not happening.

Then, when we hired my replacement, he again demanded that I come in over the weekend to train her (I was moving out of town that Friday).

No, sorry, still not going to happen.

Then he tried, unsuccessfully, to hold my cell phone number hostage.

We all had joined a group phone plan to save money although my number had been one I’d had for at least ten years prior to joining. He failed at that too.

And for a final encore, he tried to dock my last paycheck saying I owed HIM vacation time back. I sent a very professional demand letter threatening triple damages and attorneys fees if he did not pay me in full immediately. Then he had the nerve to say my letter was rude, but paid me.

He’s an attorney, by the way, he should know better than trying to pull all of this. The other attorney in the office said he just reacted that way because of how important I was to the firm. Oh yeah? Is that why you didn’t give me the raise I asked for because your wife didn’t think I should make more money than she did at her completely unrelated job?

Grade A jerkoff that one.”

8. She Lost It, Started Throwing Things

“I dated a girl for a while who had two modes: fun and easy going and full blown tantrum meltdown. Sometimes there would be no transition from one to the other, she could laugh one second and then be screaming the next.

The worst part was she would throw and smash things when she had her tantrums. Her apartment was like a war zone. None of her dishes matched, she’d buy them 1 or 2 at a time from Goodwill when she started getting low after smashing so many of them.

Every remote control in her place was wrapped in duck tape, her cell phone screen was smashed, her walls had dents and holes, no picture frames had glass; there was even a huge spaghetti sauce splatter across the ceiling.

When I finally decided to break up with her, I waited until we were at her place, I told her I didn’t want to see her any more and barely got the front door closed before something shattered against it.

I sat outside for a few minutes listening to the rampage of destruction going on inside.

Therapy would be a good idea for her.”

9. An Unhappy Man Is Late Because Of A Busy ER

“I work in an ER, often as the triage nurse. I see all kinds of crazy – man-fits and hissy fits and tantrums galore, generally based on wait times. I wonder if any of them realize that having a tantrum doesn’t put them any higher on the list to be seen or make their results come back any faster.

I’d say the weirdest tantrum I had was a man who came in with chest pain (for 3 days). It’s safe to say that a 30 year old man with chest pain for 3 days probably isn’t having an acute MI (heart attack).

But hey… I did the workup (ecg, blood work, etc) just to be on the safe side. It was about an hour and a half into his visit that he started bugging registration about the wait time. Keep in mind that the waiting room is absolutely packed behind him, standing room only, so even an idiot could tell the wait time would be lengthy.

At this point his blood work had all come back. And surprise surprise , it was all normal.

No heart attack. I’m no longer worried about this man who was so concerned about his chest pain that he came in 3 days after it started.

He decides that registration isn’t giving him the answers that he wants so he comes up to me at triage, while I’m triaging another patient. I ask him to wait on the bench and I’ll answer his questions in a minute. He gets all huffy and mumbles under his breath.

I finish triaging the previous patient and Mr.

Chest Pain walks back into triage ranting about the wait time – which are posted on the large screen in the waiting room for full transparency. His main reason for being upset about waiting was that he had to get going to a dinner party. He was really concerned that he might be late for the party! He started asking whether or not he could get his results now and just leave, whether the doctor would see him quickly and just discharge him, questioning whether or not he should stay or leave or could he leave and come back in a few hours.

I told him that no, if he left to go to the party, he needed to sign out and if he decided to come back, he would need to start the whole process all over again from the start. I tell him that he just has to wait and that if anything concerning showed up in his blood work, rest assured, I would have brought him in already.

Well, he didn’t like that answer. He started questioning how could I possibly know what was good and bad in terms of the blood work; that I’m only a nurse, etc…

He then goes on again about the dinner party, blah blah blah. I finally got fed up and told him I wasn’t his mother and I couldn’t make that decision for him but I would give him the paperwork if he wanted to sign himself out and he was always welcome to come back.

He started raising his voice at me, shouting profanity after profanity to the point that my colleagues started coming out from the back of the department to see if I was okay.

He then advanced towards me in a threatening way.

It’s at this point that two things happen:

The doctor taps the patient on the shoulder and asks him if he’s ‘so and so,’ and tells him that he’s been calling his name for a few minutes now..

The big baby then followed the doctor to the next room over while everyone in the waiting room watched. I swear if he had a tail, it would have been so far between his legs.

I wonder if he made it to his dinner party on time.”

10. 30-Minute Temper Tantrum

“I had a roommate in college who spent money lavishly and liked to buy clothes, wear them once or twice with the tags on, then return them. She was attractive, in a sorority and she always bragged was the ‘best on campus,’ so maybe she thought she could get away with anything.

One time we were at Target doing some grocery shopping and she tried to return a few dresses she had worn. One had a large stain on it and she didn’t have the receipt or tags for the others.

The cashier said he couldn’t take them because they had clearly been damaged. She spent the next 30 minutes crying HYSTERICALLY while he tried to ignore her and check out other people.

She sat on the bench outside of the Starbucks (that was inside the store), facing the cashier, and just stared at him while crying. It was so embarrassing and I begged her to stop and just leave with me.

Eventually I said I would go sit in the car, and she grabbed me and said, ‘it’s not real, I’m not really that upset.

I know how to cry on cue.’ That really freaked me out, how she stopped so suddenly to tell me that, then started up wailing again. I apologized to the security guard who said he couldn’t put hands on her to remove her but had to insist she leave. She kept trying to get other customers to look at her and ‘see what they’re doing to me?’

She sat outside the store for another 10 or so minutes doing this.

It was ridiculous. I couldn’t apologize enough to everyone there, but I sure tried.

On the way back to our dorms, she did say she would return again another week to try with another cashier, and she did. She got the return. I wonder if she did the same thing again and they just gave in. I refused to go with her anywhere after that, but I’m sure she still does that to get what she wants.

She also went through 5 or so iPhones in one semester because she would throw them at the wall (or other things) whenever she was upset about something.

Thankfully we only had 2 months left of living together. Haven’t spoken to her since I moved out.”

11. She Was So Mad She Stopped Traffic

“I got on a bus at 5pm. The whole bus was filled with people trying to go home from work.

As the bus pulled out, a woman in a car behind us must have felt she had been cut off. She pulled up beside the bus and started yelling at the bus driver through the window, then pulled her car in front of the bus and got out to yell some more.

The bus driver couldn’t drive away and suddenly the police showed up.

We all had to get off the bus and wait for another bus or find another way home. I decided to walk down to the ferry so I had to walk past the woman that caused this and I stared at her trying to understand how she could justify messing up the commute of so many people.”

12. Illegal Meltdown!

“A woman I work with was absolutely awful at her job. She was bad with people, bad with the paperwork and just overall a really crappy person. So, she was fired.

The day of her firing, she stormed in on each person’s individual shifts and screamed at them. Then no one heard from her again until it was time for her to collect her final paycheck.

Now, when she was fired, she had the option of working out the rest of the week.

She chose not to come in, so her paycheck was significantly lower than she thought. She freaked out, dropped to the floor and started crying. She said that because she didn’t show up for her last three days it means she quit, not that she was fired, therefore we owe her more money. She only left when I threatened to call the cops.

My manager was on maternity leave but still came in from time to time do payroll and stuff, so the woman who was fired decided to go and break into my managers house and try to kidnap her newborn baby until my manager made sure that crazy lady gets the money ‘she deserves.’

She was arrested. Haven’t seen her since.”

13. All The Guy Did Was Ask For ID!

“I am a security guard and every single visitor has to be signed into our visitor log by me.

This guy comes in and at that point I was still fairly new and I haven’t seen him before, so I ask his information and for his ID.

He doesn’t want to give me his ID. He starts yelling about how he never has to show it when he comes other times. I explain that it’s my job and I don’t know him and have to have an ID.

He goes on this long rant about once he gave another person his ID to sign in at an entirely different place and they forgot to give it back and how we shouldn’t have to show ID to anyone and how there should be a totally different card that doesn’t show the license number that we can use.

I was polite and apologetic and just explained how it’s policy.

He finally threw his ID at me.

And from then on whenever he came in he wouldn’t talk to me but would throw his ID at me or slam it down.

So many older men get cranky and rude when you want their ID to sign them in. It’s odd to me.”

14. She’d Rather Be Arrested Than Act Normal

“I work at a retail store and people get upset all the time. But this lady stands out.

She’s maybe in her late thirties with a little girl who’s about 4 or 5 years old. She is working with a different cashier at a register about 40 feet away from me, but I can hear her getting louder and louder and asking for a manager. The manager gets there and she wants to know why the register won’t accept her credit card and that she wants him to fix it RIGHT now.

There is literally no way for him to get her card to work. So she freaks out and goes to leave, but the cashier tells her she has to pay for the $1 candy that the little girl was eating while walking around the store. She screams she has no cash on her and that we’re going to have to arrest them for the candy.

The girl is crying and the mom is yelling for us to arrest her as she drags the girl out of the store.

I felt horrible for the kid.”

15. Trivia Freakout

“I was at a trivia night recently where the host offered bonus points for any team who liked the trivia company’s page on Facebook. One of the regular teams said none of them was on Facebook. The host said they were welcome to sign up and like the page for bonus points, at which point one of the players on the team, who was, conservatively, 55 years old, began yelling and swearing at the host:

‘I’m not joining freaking Facebook!’

The host responded, ‘Well, you can still play without joining.’

‘I’m not joining freaking Facebook!’

‘I’m telling you, you don’t have to.’

‘And I’m telling YOU, I’m not joining freaking Facebook!’

It was the behavior of a 15-year-old at best, and the team hasn’t been back since.

No one seems to miss them, since they constantly complained about the prizes and always ate more than their share of the free pizza provided by the bar.”

Have you seen somebody have a complete and utter meltdown in public?

Let us know what happened in the comments. But please, no personal identifying information. 🙂

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“Southern” Versions of the Zodiac Signs Are Pretty Darn Accurate

People who acknowledge that zodiac signs and that the personality traits connected to them aren’t exactly science often enjoy reading about themselves all the same. It’s fun, it’s frivolous, and who on earth couldn’t use a dose of one or both these days?

Figuring that she’d landed on something most people enjoy, Liz Dial, a social media specialist with Red Clay Media’s brand It’s a Southern Thing, created a series of illustrations totally nailing what the Zodiac calendar would look like if the signs had been designed by a southerner.

They’re pretty much perfect. Go on and see for yourself.

Aries = Cicada & Taurus = Bullfrog

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Gemini = Coyote & Cancer = Possum

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Leo = Black Bear & Virgo = Armadillo

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Libra = Lightning Bug & Scorpio = Cotton Mouth

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Saggitarius = Gator & Capricorn = Crawfish

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Aquarius = White-tailed Deer & Pisces = Catfish

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15 Food Photos That Are Aesthetically Pleasing

Bon appétit.

These food photos are so aesthetically pleasing that I don’t think I’d even be able to lay my dirty paws on them. Like, I just want to sit back and admire them from afar.

Take a look at these perfect food pics and you’ll know exactly what I mean. Look, but don’t touch!

1. Cheeeeeeese

The way the cheese perfectly engulfed my hamburger patty. from mildlyinteresting

2. Marshmallow goodness

This perfect marshmallow from oddlysatisfying

3. I need that in my life

Does this belong here? I made grilled cheese sandwiches for the kids today. Look at that perfect toast! from oddlysatisfying

4. WOW

A perfectly shaped orange from our orange tree from mildlyinteresting

5. A work of art

The perfect pancake from oddlysatisfying

6. The emoji!

We found a perfect eggplant it almost looks fake from mildlyinteresting

7. Doesn’t look real

The perfect scoop of ice cream from oddlysatisfying

8. That’s incredible

This perfect serving of rice from oddlysatisfying

9. Wowzers

I dispensed the perfect Soft-Serve cone from mildlyinteresting

10. First time!

My 12 year old sister made this perfect cake on her first ever try making one. from mildlyinteresting

11. Heart-shaped

Perfect heart shaped strawberry from mildlyinteresting

12. Mouthwatering

Perfect watermelon from oddlysatisfying

13. Never happen again

My friend found the perfect Tic Tacs. from mildlyinteresting

14. One in a million

My filet-O-Fish bun is perfect from mildlyinteresting

15. Chili’s needs this at their HQ

I grew a perfect “Chili’s” pepper [OC] from mildlyinteresting

Who am I kidding, I’d eat all of it in one sitting #IHaveNoSelfControl.

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This Is Why You Shouldn’t Drink Coffee Before Breakfast

This is not good news…for me at least…

People love to drink coffee for breakfast, if internet memes and novelty mugs are any indications. But while you may feel like a zombie until you’ve had your morning coffee, you may want to eat a bagel or something first. It’s really not the best idea to drink it on an empty stomach, Reader’s Digest reports.

Coffee has a number of benefits, but it can have negative effects as well, particularly if you drink it before breakfast. First, it can increase your level of stress.

“Drinking coffee on an empty stomach, or early in the morning before you’ve had breakfast, can increase the level of cortisol in your body,” Dr. Nikola Djordjevic told the outlet.

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Cortisol is the hormone responsible for regulating your stress response, immune response, and metabolism. Your body begins producing cortisol when you wake up in the morning, and if you drink coffee while your cortisol levels are peaking, you may subject your body to even more stress.

Second, coffee can irritate your stomach and make your gut more acidic overall, and when you have no food in your stomach, there’s nothing to help absorb the coffee. The overproduction of gastric acid leads to other side effects, like heartburn. It can even affect your mental health by causing mood swings, jitters, shaking, and other withdrawal symptoms (if you cut your caffeine). Some studies have even linked gastric acid to anxiety and depression.

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You don’t have to give up your precious morning coffee, though. All of these effects can be curbed by simply eating breakfast before you take your first sip.

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People Share What They Found When They Cleaned out a Dead Family Member’s Home

Ugh, this is never an easy thing.

Pretty much all of us have family members, and we’ll have to deal with their possessions when they die. When that happens and we suddenly have to go through a life’s worth of stuff… we often find things we least expect. That can be good and that can be bad.

Here are 14 times people found a little bit of both

1. Who She Really Was

“My dad’s grandmother was a huge hoarder. When she died, he had to go clear out the house, which was no easy task. My dad always tells us about how you couldn’t even see the walls of the house because of the amount of stuff she had lying around, and how she looked so tiny walking around in the little hallways she managed to make in between all kinds of objects.

After several days of trying to clear out the house, my dad finally made it to her bedroom.

It was completely filled with all kinds of things, ranging from like 20 kinds of brooms to several harps she had bought during her long trips to Europe. He found all kinds of surprising stuff, but the one that ended up being the craziest one was a letter.

He found it in her bedside table, and it caught his attention because of the wax seal and what was written on the envelope ‘To be opened by my daughter, only after my death’.

My dad called his mom immediately, since she was his grandmother’s only daughter. After getting her permission, he opened the envelope and found a letter and a birth certificate.

In the letter, his grandmother explained how she was never able to have children, and how ashamed she and her husband always felt. She always wanted to have a child, so they decided to take a very long trip through Europe, from which they would come back with a baby.

This baby was my dad’s mom, who always looked a bit different from her family as she was white and had blue eyes. They found her in an orphanage run by some nuns in the north of France and immediately fell in love with her. Adoption was a big taboo at the time, so no one ever knew about it. The story they told was that she had gotten pregnant during their trip and had given birth to the baby in Europe.

They brought her back to Mexico and registered her as a new born, even though she was already several years old.

My grandmother lived all her life thinking she was her parent’s biological daughter. At 45, through a letter, she found out that she was adopted, that she was actually older than what she always thought and that she was actually French, not Mexican.”

2. She Wanted To Die

“My grandmother passed after a blood clot incident. She had several conditions that no doubt led up to this. For example, her medical team decided not to treat her cancer because they figured she would die before it would spread.

My father, uncle, and my sisters were left to clean out her things from her apartment. She had a lot of old, expired food such as ketchup that had gone completely black. We also found things from when she was well and social, like her quilting and handmade soaps, which were beautiful.

She has a quilt that had the names of all of our family, but the names were sewn in the individuals’ handwriting style.

However, one day it was just my dad and me going through her bedside table. We found her journal. Toward the end, all of the entries were about how lonely she was, how she only got to see her grandchildren twice a year, and how her own children never saw her unless they needed something.

She said she wanted to die. My dad threw it away so his brother would never have to see it.”

3. My Brother Had A Different Father

“I found out that my mother had been lying to me for years about numerous things – the biggest of them was who my brother’s father is.

I had always just thought that it was my dad. She had never told me any different until I was about 13. I can’t even recall how it came up, but she told me that my brother’s father was actually our close family friend. I was shocked to say the least, but I believed her because they did kind of resemble each other and I was young so I didn’t even care that much.

Well, when she died, I was cleaning out her filing cabinet and found the results of the paternity test that she had done on our close family friend. It plainly stated that he was not my brother’s dad.

It was pretty obvious that he had never seen these results because I also found receipts written for both our family friend and my dad. Our family friend was paying $800 a month in child support, and my dad was paying $300 per child.

She was lying to them both, saying they were both my brother’s dad, to get money out of them.

So many more truths were uncovered from this finding because I talked to them both and found out just how many lies my mom was feeding me. I can’t tell you how much it hurt. It’s been six years since I found out a lot of the truth and I still wonder how much more of my life was just a figment of my mother’s imagination.”

4. The Horrible Girlfriend

“I cleaned out my cousin’s room after his death and painted and re-decorated it because he was living with my mom and she couldn’t bear to see his room. While I wasn’t the one that found it, he was holding his cell phone when he died and the person that found him saw a string of texts that we knew led up to his death. The texts were from his girlfriend with instructions on how to use substances. My cousin had been clean for a year at the time of his death.

His final text was, ‘I think I’m gonna die.’

She didn’t even try to call 911.”

5. Finding Something Shocking

“My mom died from a long battle with lung failure. She had briefly moved in with extended family in another state with a better climate, where she was improving. The plan was for the rest of the family to join her in a year or so. Within two weeks, my brother almost died from a brain infection which required numerous surgeries. She moved back to help care for him, rapidly deteriorated herself, and died.

I found some of her diaries and flipped through them to find the entry from the previous year about my brother. Morbid curiosity, I just wanted to read her thoughts. Her entry from the night before brother’s near-fatal illness said that my father saw a demonic presence in the house, and it frightened him. It was a black humanoid shape, emanating evil and menace. It was in his room, then left, he didn’t know where it went.

The next day my brother almost died in a freak medical occurrence that doctors still can’t explain the cause of, and the resulting chain of events killed my mother. Standing in the basement with that diary, I was stunned. We’d seen something similar years earlier, and now it was back. I felt like something had cursed us, and wanted to kill us. I was terrified.

Ultimately I didn’t talk to my dad about it, or mention it to any of my siblings.

I hid that particular diary.”

6. A Complicated Find

“My dad died 15 years ago and to this day, my feelings towards him are very complicated. I always knew my dad was a bit secretive and kept a lot to himself, but I didn’t realize how much until he died. When he died, we found several surprising things.

1. He had several hidden bank accounts and insurance policies we were unaware of. Why? Who knows. He did have a lot of financial things set up for my mom incase something happened to him.

So, that was a good thing. She had no idea about everything that he had set aside for her. He actually made sure my mom would be well cared for.

2. There was also evidence of his long time affair with another woman, including audio tapes he had recorded for her and had yet to send that expressed his undying love for her. Listening to them was devastating and something I still can’t tell my mom about.

I was torn about sending the tapes to this woman because they were intended for her. I ended up destroying them. No good could come from them.”

7. Nope

“When my brother died, he didn’t leave a note or anything, but he was an aspiring musician and we found his song lyrics. I never would have guessed he was in such a dark place to write those kinds of things. I was up all that night with those words stuck in my head, he seemed so hopeless for everything else but he always hid it from us. Later on, I went back in his room by myself just to take it all in, I found a somewhat hidden notebook with even more, including something he’d written about feeling sorry for how this would affect my sister and somewhat blaming my Mom for how he felt.

I debated for hours if I should tear out that page or not because I knew it would hurt my mom terribly just to see what he thought of her when she saw him in such a good light, as such a sweet and loving son.

However, what really hurt the most though was after seeing what he wrote about my sister, I looked for something, anything he might have written about me or left for me. There was nothing, I searched for so long because I just wanted some kind of last words to hold on to, something to show he thought of me but never found anything.”

8. Early Suicide

“I had a cousin who committed suicide at 12 years old. This was a kid that was always a bit of a loner and kind of a book worm but also seemed smarter than other kids and was very mature for his age. Always very polite but quiet and would spend more time watching than participating in anything. There certainly didn’t seem like there was anything that would cause him to end how own life. His family seemed close and normal.

It did turn out that he was bullied quite a bit at school. I guess it was because he never fought back. About 3 months after his death, both his parents started to suggest to my parents that I should be the one to go through his room. I was 18 at the time and since my cousin and I weren’t that close, I guess his parents thought I would have an easier time with it.

I agreed to do it. I started separating all his stuff.

Clothes, toys, books, keepsakes that I though his parents might want to save, etc. As I got deeper into his closet I suspected might actually find a stash and sure enough, there in the back under a bunch of old books in the bottom of a box I found a smaller, flatter box that was magazine sized. SCORE!

Not so much. There were no magazines. There was however lots of loose papers, a sketchbook and some Polaroids.

This was in the 90’s so there was no such things as internet smut for a family of religious people that didn’t own a computer. Nor were digital cameras a thing. But there were instant cameras and my cousin had one.

I started to go through the papers which were all drawings and sketches. I think at first my mind wasn’t processing what I was looking at. It took me a bit before I realized what my cousin had been drawing.

It was all drawings of bloody scenes. Some detailed some just gory. Nasty stuff. Anyone and anything was there. Sometimes there was occult-like stuff but not very often. I do remember a few pages all in a row that had the words ‘Am I the devil?’ written in it over and over.

At this point I did NOT want to look a the photos but I did anyway. My cousin had apparently escalated beyond just drawing pictures.

I am almost in tears again just thinking about it and this was over 20 years ago.

I never told his parents or anyone else about it. It wasn’t out of any sense of decency. I just wanted to forget about what I had seen or at least pretend I hadn’t found it for my own sake. So I let everyone continue to think it was the bullying that pushed him over the edge. It may well have been but I wonder if part of it was because he saw what he was becoming and decided to stop himself before things got worse.”

9. Gramps Was in the CIA?!?!

“My grandpa was in the CIA and helped oversee the beginning of the sky marshal program. I found a box with a legitimate red top secret stamp across it… so of course I opened it!

It had a bunch of what my 15 year old self would call ‘boring papers’ but something did catch my eye

One of the things I found was a pamphlet. The cover showed a highly detailed schematic of a 747 jet. The title read something like: ‘747: Weak Zones’

My dad somehow called someone from the FBI who came over, took one look, and then called someone else. He waited with us until someone who didn’t work for the FBI, but had clearance over this stuff, arrived.

The first guy proceeded to leave while the other man asked us where everything was. We showed him the boxes. After looking, he took the boxes, loaded them in his car and drove away.

A week later, the house was robbed and a lot of my grandparents special things were taken including several large file cabinets

I’ve always thought it must’ve been the government doing a clean sweep.”

10. Don’t Wanna Know

“My father was a successful business man who was originally from Detroit. He grew up in a dangerous and low-income neighborhood, but he was able to get into a good school and complete an engineering degree. Eventually he owned his own machine shop and things were going well. After 2008’s crash, the stress got to him.

Shortly after I left for college, my mother forced my father to check in to rehab for his crippling addiction to drinking.

He made it a few weeks sober, but relapsed. This happened two more times. My mother divorced him and he holed up in an apartment for a few months before ultimately drinking himself to death.

I cleaned out his apartment and found significant amounts of his rehab literature. I was happier not knowing details, but I did not want to throw out any paperwork that was significant for settling the estate. While combing through, I found a worksheet where he wrote a timeline of his relationship with substances and drink.

I found out that he smoked a few times as a 13 year old boy, he started smoking other substances at age 11, and by the time he was 14, he was smoking daily and drinking on weekends. I was stunned; it certainly explained a lot, but I was much happier not knowing. I can’t imagine growing up in an environment where parents would be oblivious or apathetic to that.”

11. The “Good” Book

“After my paternal grandmother died, it took us about 4 months for anyone to be up to cleaning out her house. My grandma was an organized pack rat. In her buffet in her kitchen, she had drawers full of old pharmacy bags folded neatly at put away. My dad told me it was likely a hold over from the depression where you save everything to use again.

Anyway, I came across the old family Bible. One of those big deals where they record births and deaths and it was like finding some huge treasure because she NEVER let us touch it or look through it, she kept it packed away.

I was looking through it, absorbing names of her family because while the woman loved to talk about her family (her husband and four boys), she never talked about her other family. She never talked about her parents or siblings or childhood. Nothing. Even my dad knew very little about her family before she married.

So I was flipping through the Bible and tucked between some pages was what looked like a bill of sale or receipt of some kind.

Upon closer inspection, I realized that it was a bill of sale/receipt. For my grandmother. Her father had sold her, sold her, to my grandfathers brother. I don’t even remember for how much, I was just in a state of shock. I knew that she had been taken in to help care for my grandfather’s dying wife, but I had no idea she was sold. I mean… I don’t know. This happened probably in the 30’s, early 40’s in the rural South but still.

It changed how I felt about my grandfather and his family. I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about it.”

12. Never Want To See It Again

“My mom and I had to clean out my aunt’s room. She died at 52.

She never married, no kids, and had weight issues. That being said, she treated my brother and I like her own. We were all really close.

We found an unmarked book on her nightstand which ended up being a journal. The first page said, ‘I hate the way I look. I hate that I’m not married. I hate that I don’t have kids.’

We closed it and tossed it.

I’m guessing it was one of those weird self help plans where you write your thoughts out. Didn’t make it any easier. You have no idea how much I wish I never saw that book.”

13. Not Quite A True Englishman

“My family is Irish/Australian. My grandfather was an olive-skinned, charming Englishman who married an Australian bar maid – my grandmother. After the death of my grandpa, we found a letter and Republic of India passport in one of his jackets. It was a full confession that he had hidden the fact that he was Indian – and not English – from my grandma and our family. Not only that, he also had another family back in India.

This was especially shocking considering how white my skin is, and people still don’t believe the story when I tell it. Still amazes me that he successfully hid the secret for almost 50 years, and literally brought it to his grave.”

14. Turns Out She Was A Stranger

“After I came home from a 4 month underway on a submarine, things were weird between my wife and I. Fast forward a bit, I came home from a weekend out and found her body in the spare bedroom.

Over the next few days cleaning out the house, I found countless amounts of substances and paraphernalia I couldn’t even identify. I found a ton of weird notes, scratchings, and just scraps of paper that all had to do with substance use.

When cleaning up her electronic mess, computers, phone, online accounts, etc. I found out she was a lifelong cheater. Which went several layers deep. She was in a very serious relationship with her ‘best friend’ which, honestly I more or less knew about. But always sort of figured it was emotional, not physical. In addition to being with her BFF, she had also seen many other people over the years.

When the person you’ve dated since high school, and been married to for nearly 2 decades, is a complete stranger, it’s really not something you can describe.”

Have a story about a time when you cleaned out somebody’s possessions?

Let us know in the comments!

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A Photographer Shoots Senior Citizen Couples in Engagement-Style Photos

These are delightful.

Sujata Setia is a London-based photographer who takes engagement-style photos….but with a little twist. She shoots elderly couples as if they were celebrating their newfound love.

A brilliant idea, don’t you think?

Setia explained how she got started:

“I noticed…that people only came to get photographs taken with their children and spouses. I never had a client asking me to take photographs of their parents or grandparents or even photos of their children and parents.

So I decided to divide my work time into two parts. I spent one half of my month photographing my clients the way they wanted me to and the other half was dedicated to requesting grandparents and great-grandparents (who I would invite via model calls or would randomly approach in public places) to come and be photographed by me with their grandkids.

On one such shoot in Houston, Texas, this year, I noticed that while I was photographing one grandparent with their grandchild, the other grandparent was just standing silently in a corner. So, for the sake of their memories together, I asked both grandparents if I could photograph them together… and I haven’t stopped doing that now.”

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“Looking back at our life together, I realise I should have loved you the way you wanted to be loved. Holding hands. Surprises… just without occasion or reason. Slipping in ‘I love you’ into casual conversations… none of it made sense to me back then. But it does now!! . And so I ask you today. Please will you give me just another lifetime?” . . . . . . #clickinmoms #candidchildhood #childhoodunplugged #momazine #letthemexplore #momswithcameras #nothingisordinary #mom_hub #momtogs #exploretocreate #thebloomforum #follow_this_light #watchthisinstagood #click_vision #beyondwanderlust #official_photography_hub #infinity_children #huffpostgram #clickmagazine #iamnikon #natgeoyourshot #dearphotographer #cpcfeature #instagram #documentyourdays #the_sugar_jar @instagram #theeverydayportrait

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Setia continued, “Whichever country I visit, I make sure I photograph elderly couples there together and I cannot express how fulfilling this has been for me. The stories I hear of their lives together… and the pure and honest love that I witness in the course of these shoots is just beyond amazing.”

Beautiful and heartwarming, to say the least.

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15 People Share on What Behaviors Scream “I Am Upper Class”

Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!

We all have different experiences in life, and different ideas of other people’s experiences – but for much of the 99%, these 13+ things definitely signal that someone is upper class.

#15. Two kitchens.

Having a butlers pantry.

You just have two kitchens, admit you are rich.

#14. Canadian Goose.

Dressing your 5 year old in a Canadian goose jacket. (Chicago)

#13. What’s Birmingham?

Asking questions like “What’s Birmingham?” (UK edition)

#12. Why yes of course.

Rich: having a shitload of money to throw around and vacation time to spare

Upper class: when you meet other upper class people and you say that your last name is “X” and they, “Oh why yes of course. You are the son/daughter of..”

#11. On a Tuesday.

Sitting on your boat, on a Tuesday.

In water, of course. Sitting on your boat in the driveway on a Tuesday, is middle class.

Edit* Thanks for the Silver and Gold! Now I can go get a boat and sit on it next Tuesday, in the water!

#10. What they leave behind.

I work in a private school with international boarding students. At the end of each school year, students leave behind computers, gaming systems, apple watches, designer clothes, etc. They just … leave it.

#9. Being offhand.

Being offhand about things that are very expensive for the plebeians. I’ve found that many rich people are less obnoxious about showing off wealth than are people who are almost “rich” that feel they have to match up to people who make more than they do.

#8. The 1%.

I grew up attending private school in a developing country. Majority of my classmates were in the 1% of the country.

These are some of my observations.

  • Connections : You’re visiting a foreign country? Friends’ parents know the now ambassador to said country from back in the day. You arrive in the airport and you’re picked up by a caravan of black Suburbans.
  • You don’t visit people’s “houses”. You visit their estate (Fincas).
  • You know that famous building/plaza/national park? Yeah it’s named after so-so’s grandfather.
  • Their family owns <Professional Sports Team>, <National Newspaper>, and <National Television Channel>.

Edit: please stop trying to guess. I’d rather not disclose but the general guesses are in the area. It’s not Colombia though.

A few more.

  • Our school’s soccer/football tournament final was held in the country’s National stadium. Money can’t do that.
  • Family members of classmates are presidential candidates going up against family members of other classmates. A few became the eventual president. We got a lot of free stickers, shirts and pens.
  • Most had private drivers and maids. I’d go over my friend’s place and he’d ask me if there was anything I’d want to eat. The chef could make it. I always asked for spaghetti because they’d serve it with real Parmesan cheese and I never had that in my life and it was impossible to get in the country at the time.
  • Friend of miner’s family owned an airline. He’d have Big Macs flown over from Miami once a week. There was and there still is no McDonald’s in the country. He would let me take a bite.
  • Powerful families marry each other. Someone I know married a Joe Schmo. She pretty much got excommunicated from the family… Until she had kids. They’re back in it but the husband is not spoken about.

#7. Using ‘summer’ as a verb.

Using “summer” as a verb, especially with the prepositional phrase “in the Hamptons”.

#6. We live comfortably.

I come from a rather wealthy family and i’v noticed a pattern. They never say their rich, they always say the exact same phrase! “We live comfortably” every time.

#5. By Queen Mary.

Living on an estate granted to your family by Queen Mary.

#4. Folks who did this.

pulling up perfectly beautiful $100,000 floors to put in different $100,000 floors. i worked for folks who did this.

#3. The grounds.

Calling your yard “the grounds”.

#2. True wealth.

Wearing tailor fitted custom clothes. True wealth don’t mess with labels and all the things lower class folks try to prove worth by wearing.

Edit: Bespoke clothing was what I meant. Pre coffee me forgot there was a word for what I was trying to describe. I just knew what it looks like and the type who wear it.

#1. You should have just asked us.

My brother’s friend stole his Grandma’s credit card and racked up $2500 in charges on it towards various X-Box store shit like Fortnite and Forza currency and a bunch of pre-orders on new games. I was like wow, he must have gotten that X-box taken away and was probably murdered shortly after? My brother told me all that they told the kid was ‘you should have just asked us’. Upper class bullshit.

Do you agree? I have to say that I’m finding it hard to argue!

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The ‘Moon Selfie’: 11 People Took Pics with Toilet Paper Rolls and They’re Hilarious

Hey, this is pretty fun!

Every month there seems to be some kind of big “moon” even happening, so recently, r/JokeInks posted this photo on Reddit inviting others to join in on the fun of becoming one!

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/JokeInks

Did Reddit respond?

You’re damn right they did!

Here are the best moon selfies ever in the history of moon selfies!

10. Mean Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/hedgelinghog

9. Full Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/SisterResister

 8. Pensive Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/laurasaurus

7. Sleepy Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/UncleFishies

6. Happy Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/Xenokiller101

5. Orbiting moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/Aeolyon

4. 246 days of Moon

3. Thoughtful Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/flashmanMRP

2. Mustache Moon

Photo Credit: Wokesloth.com

1. Grumpy Moon

Photo Credit: Wokesloth.com

Want to try it out? Take a snap and post it in the comments!

You know you want to…

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