Month: July 2019

Posted on

Here’s Christopher Walken Dancing in over 50 Movies Edited into a Single Music Video

Christopher Walken is now 76-years-old and he’s cooler than ever. And he just gets better with age, doesn’t he?

Let’s run down just a small list of the movies he’s given great performances in: Pulp Fiction, The Deer Hunter, Catch Me if You Can, True Romance.

And let’s not forget about two highly underrated Walken films: At Close Range (as Sean Penn’s criminal father) and Biloxi Blues.

View this post on Instagram

#seanpenn #christopherwalken #atcloserange #movie #1986 #leyends

A post shared by Harold "Majorek" (@haroldmatiaszarateroman) on

Oh, and another thing: the man can dance.

A lot of people don’t know that Walken started out his career in the entertainment industry as a dancer. He actually started dancing at the age of three. Walken said,

“It was very typical for people—and I mean working-class people—to send their kids to dancing school. You’d learn ballet, tap, acrobatics, usually you’d even learn to sing a song.”

For a lot of folks, their first introduction to Walken’s smooth moves was from the 2001 music video for Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice. The video was directed by Spike Jonze and a lot of people realized for the first time that Walken was a very talented dancer.

None other than Liza Minnelli said about Walken,

“I’d been around dancers my whole life, having watched my parents make musicals at MGM, and Chris reminded me of so many of the dancers I knew growing up. He’s talented in every way.”

That’s pretty high praise from a Hollywood icon who grew up in the industry.

Here’s the full video for your viewing pleasure.

The man is an American treasure.

No doubt about that.

The post Here’s Christopher Walken Dancing in over 50 Movies Edited into a Single Music Video appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

15 Cute Snake Pictures That Might Help You Conquer Your Fear

Time for me to come clean: I don’t like snakes. In fact, they really scare me. I’m kind of like Indiana Jones in that way. I mean, I’m not quite as bad as Indy, but that doesn’t mean I’m good. See what I’m saying here?

But wait, these extremely cute snake photos might cure me!

I need this. You need this. WE NEED THIS.

1. Get a load of that

Snake with a unicorn hat from aww

2. Hello!

Happy Snek & Happy Human from aww

3. Cute

Baby Asian Vine Snake!! from aww

4. Good lookin’ creature

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/752×49/a_snake_with_a_pumpkin_on_its_back/

5. TINY

Young Ground Snake in my wedding ring

6. Workin’ hard

Snakes Like Warm Computers Too from pics

7. Oh, come 0n!

View post on imgur.com

8. Noodle

Found this cute little noodle today! Caught the perfect picture! from snakes

9. Colorful

Baby snek

10. Saying hi

View this post on Instagram

#scalelesssnake #scalelesscornsnake #cutesnake

A post shared by S'naked (@michaeldouglaswarrington89) on

11. Fetch

12. Congratulations!

You a dad, snek

13. Don’t be scared

14. Santa

15. Cute and happy

Cute and Happy Snek from aww

Okay, I think I’m cured. Mostly…

The post 15 Cute Snake Pictures That Might Help You Conquer Your Fear appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

15 People Share Why They’re No Longer with Their Ex

Relationships come and go, we all know that. And there comes that moment in many relationships when you think to yourself, “it’s over.” You may have been ruminating on it for awhile, or it might have popped out of nowhere, but the fact remains that once it’s been thought, you can’t un-think it.

The beginning of the end, as it were.

And these 15 people are ready and willing to dish on what exactly made that moment happen for them.

#15. She hired two guys to rob me.

When I was nearly robbed. Before the story came out she said damn I didn’t know that your great great grandparents medals were stolen. She fucking hired 2 guys to rob me cuz I told her my brother was having an serious asthma attack and I’ll be at the hospital. She wanted to show me that she found the medals

#14. That’ll do it.

She got pregnant with another guy’s child.

#13. A suckerpunch.

My girlfriend was verbally abusive on a regular basis. She would also get physically abusive when she drank too much. She wasnt really strong enough to hurt me seriously, but when the person you love starts trying to suckerpunch you it is really frustrating. I still miss her a lot.

Some days she was wonderful and the sweetest person ever. Others she was bitter, angry, and would do anything to try to get a reaction out of me by insulting me. Started to become my insecure high school self after a while and had to give up.

She dealt with a lot of really horrible abuse in her past and I didn’t want to ever be the next abuser because of my own anger and frustration so I had to let her go. Still miss her. Still love her. Wish things had been different

#12. A petty argument.

He punched me in the face after a petty argument.

#11. So many things.

Faked a pregnancy when I tried to break up.

Cheated (multiple times).

2 real suicide attempts when i tried to break up.

Fake rape claim threat when i tried to break up.

My hands started sweating and my heart was racing when I saw pictures of her recently. This happened over 2 years ago. This tiny girl terrifies me.

#10. You’re a garbage human.

I was in the emergency room with kidney stones (didn’t know it was kidney stones at the time, just knew I was in the most pain I’d ever been in). She got pissed because “you’re not paying attention to me.” Seriously, I’m in a fucking emergency room hooked up to an IV with pain killers flowing through me, at this point I’m half conscious cuz of the morphine, & apparently I’m a piece of shit for not paying attention to her. It came to a head when I asked her to get a nurse because something didn’t feel right (they had gave me something I was allergic to & I was starting to have an allergic reaction). She said, “Fine, I’ll just be your babysitter.” At that point I just told her to go home, that her negativity was making me feel worse. She got all pissy, threw a fit, and left in a rage. Next day I didn’t even call her for a ride back home when I got out of the hospital, I called my aunt & had her drive me home. The moment I got home I started packing my shit. If you have to be the center of attention & can’t feel any empathy whatsoever while I’m in the goddamn emergency room, you’re a garbage human I don’t want anything to do with.

#9. Yeah…nope.

Been married 18 years, so my ex was an ex from about 23 years ago.

Reason he’s my ex? Got my “friend” preggers, when I confronted him he suggested we stay together and have threesomes. Yeah… Nope.

#8. It was all a coincidence.

Said she wanted a change…. coincidentally at the same time that I finished paying for her college.

#7. His words not mine.

He cheated on me. His excuse was “It wasn’t anything sexual. I just wanted to show her my dick then she grabbed it and put it in her”.

His words not mine.

#6. It just didn’t click.

He was truly a phenomenal person but something just didn’t click romantically. I just didn’t feel the way I thought I should have felt about him.

#5. Life was a cabaret.

She didn’t want to commit, but she didn’t want to be alone. She liked to pretend that she didn’t need my company, and that life was a cabaret, but she did, and it really wasn’t for her. Something in her was afraid of getting too close. I just got tired of it.

#4. I still love her.

Well, she passed away so I guess she is my ex now. I still love her.

#3. One thing in common.

Turned out the only thing we had in common was that we both liked to eat pussy.

#2. A selfish a**hole.

Because I’m a selfish asshole.

Being a selfish asshole is fine if you’re by yourself, and want to be that way, but other people tend to not like it very much when looking for company.

#1. It was toxic.

I realized it was a toxic relationship when he got mad at me for not wearing makeup.

On to the next!

The post 15 People Share Why They’re No Longer with Their Ex appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

Drop Everything! You Can Pay to Have Cuddle Time with Cows at This Farm in New York.

This might be a gamechanger.

Drop what you’re doing, because it’s officially cuddle time.

At the Mountain Horse Farm in Naples, New York, you, yes YOU, can cuddle with the cows for an hour (if you pay $75). Just think about what a great stress reliever that could be for all of us. Personally, I wish there was one of these cuddle farms closer to where I live.

Take a look at how soothing and relaxing this looks…

Ahhhhhh.

1. See what I’m talking about?

2. OMG

3. Up close and personal

4. Perfect

5. New best friend

6. Hello!

7. Gentle giant

8. Awwww

9. I could fall asleep right there

10. Mooooooo

11. Time for a quick bite

12. How could you resist?

13. A little baby

14. Bashful

15. Okay, I’m sold!

That looks like paradise…

The post Drop Everything! You Can Pay to Have Cuddle Time with Cows at This Farm in New York. appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

The 15 Fastest Growing Jobs That Pay More Than $100,000 a Year

All of us want to make more money, right? That’s a big “yes.” Well, if you’re looking for a career change, here’s a list of the 15 fastest-growing jobs that pay more than $100,000 a year.

That’s a lot of money! Take a look and see if any of these seem up your alley.

1. Anesthesiologists

Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Average annual pay: $265,990
Projected job growth through 2026: 15 percent

2. Surgeons

Average annual pay: $251,890
Projected job growth through 2026: 14 percent

3. Obstetricians and gynecologists

Photo Credit: US Army

Average annual pay: $235,240
Projected Job growth through 2026: 16 percent

4. Psychiatrists

Average annual pay: $216,090
Projected job growth through 2026: 11 percent

5. Family and general physicians

Photo Credit: pxhere

Average annual pay: $208,560
Projected job growth through 2026: 14 percent

6. Orthodontists and oral and maxillofacial surgeons

Median annual pay: $208,000
Projected job growth through 2026: 19 percent

7. Internists

Photo Credit: US Air Force

Average annual pay: $198,370
Projected job growth through 2026: 15 percent

8. Pediatricians

Average annual pay: $187,540
Projected job growth through 2026: 15 percent

9. Prosthodontists

Photo Credit: US Air Force

Median annual pay: $185,150
Projected job growth through 2026: 19 percent

10. Nurse anesthetists

Median annual pay: $165,120
Projected job growth through 2026: 16 percent

11. Dentists

Photo Credit: pxhere

Median annual pay: $151,440
Projected job growth through 2026: 19 percent

12. Computer and information systems managers

Median annual pay: $139,220
Projected job growth through 2026: 12 percent

13. Petroleum engineers

Photo Credit: pxhere

Median annual pay: $132,280
Projected job growth through 2026: 15 percent

14. Advertising, promotions and marketing managers

Median annual pay: $129,380
Projected job growth through 2026: 10 percent

15. Podiatrists

Photo Credit: Flickr,Stacey

Median annual pay: $127,740
Projected job growth through 2026: 10 percent

What do you think? Any of these look good?

The post The 15 Fastest Growing Jobs That Pay More Than $100,000 a Year appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

A Guy Got Roasted Online for His “How-To” Guide for His Next Girlfriend

A fella named Jacob Brown posted a bullet-pointed list that he says was written by his ex-girlfriend. The list is a “how-to” guide for his next potential girlfriend. Whoever it is, she’s going to be a very lucky woman. That was sarcasm, by the way.

This guide to Mr. Brown’s heart is, quite frankly, insane. And it’s really loooong. But, if you want to be that lucky lady, you have to play by Mr. Brown’s rules.

Here is the “how-to” guide that Brown claims his ex-girlfriend wrote for him. Either way, it’s totally ridiculous.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Photo Credit: Twitter

Part 3:

Photo Credit: Twitter

Part 4:

Photo Credit: Twitter

Part 5:

Photo Credit: Twitter

Part 6:

Photo Credit: Twitter

Part 7:

Photo Credit: Twitter

Hmmmmm. Two things: Sounds like Brown isn’t really looking for a partner, but a maid/mother to take care of him. AND I have a feeling (and so do some other people) that Brown’s ex-girlfriend didn’t write this, but Mr. Brown did it himself.

I mean, look at that last paragraph. That is out of control. “He’s so perfect and I hope you are “the one” he’s always been talking about.” Wow.

People on Twitter thought the whole situation was absurd and hilarious.

And Mr. Brown got ROASTED.

Photo Credit: Twitter

Oh so roasted…

Photo Credit: Twitter

Burned to a crisp…

Photo Credit: Twitter

And this jokester made up their own list to mimic Brown’s and it is pretty hilarious.

Photo Credit: Twitter

So funny!

Photo Credit: Twitter

Yikes! Not a look, Jacob! Not a good look at all…

To all the guys out there, definitely do NOT follow this man’s lead.

The post A Guy Got Roasted Online for His “How-To” Guide for His Next Girlfriend appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

15 People Share Things That They Know Are Not as Easy as They Seem

We all have our preconceived notions…about everything.

There are probably more than a few things in the world that people think is easy (waiting tables and writing books both come to mind) that are significantly harder when you decide to attempt them for yourself, but the 15 people below have been attempted and confirmed.

15. Horses.

Horseback riding. Because “it’s literally just sitting on a horse, and the horse is doing all the work”.

Turns out it’s pretty difficult and physically demanding to get the horse to do what you want it to do.

14. Much harder.

Dropping everything in your life to go back to college at the age of 29.

School isn’t what’s difficult, it’s the fact that I’m broke again that makes it much harder. Hooray for student debt!

13. Off-key and out of tune.

Singing. Not professional or even in front of people but just singing along to a song. I was just cleaning the house on day and had YouTube playing music vids. “Sweet Child o’ Mine” came up with lyrics. I’ve “sung” this song hundreds of times but I stopped and was reading the lyrics as I sang and, Holy Hell, I freaking suck! I know the words but I was LISTENING to myself sing them. Off key, out of tune, bad phrasing, you name it, I did it BAD.

Took me 53 years to realize this.

12. Not happening.

Quitting sugar.

11. Years and years of practice.

Skateboarding.

I thought jumping on a skateboard “Ollie” will literally take a couple of hours to learn, yet it took many days to do it while moving and it still looked fucking awful.
Flipping a skate in the air while it does 360 took me 2 years to learn..
Then there’s a stance called Switch, which is basically doing the same trick but in uncomfortable stance for you, different leg front.
Learning to Switch 360 Flip and grind/slide on rails in that stance will take years and years of practice.

10. Forget it.

Surfing. Really thought my 20 years of skate and snowboarding would help me out. Nope. I got exhausted just putting on the wetsuit. Then trying to paddle and pop up? Forget it.

9. There’s a difference.

Playing drums.

Or I should say playing drums well.

8. Not all it’s cracked up to be.

Taking care of my aging parents.

They say that there is a time when you need to “parent your parents,” but I don’t think that’s a good analogy. I thought I would visit them more, make some doctors appointment, hire house cleaners and aides when necessary or maybe find a nice assisted living facility for them. No way, they didn’t want any of that at all. It wasn’t like parenting a child at all, more like needing to beg, plead, demand, or yell for them to allow me to do even minimal things that will keep their lives from totally falling apart and taking mine with it. (And that still didn’t work, writing you here from the broken life I saw coming a mile away.)

Not everyone’s elderly parents are like this, and mine were the most relaxed, empathic, organized people I ever knew growing up. Old age made them difficult and irrational, and they just weren’t able to see things logically or from my perspective anymore, so deep were they in the anxiety, fear, and stress of just dealing with their life.

7. Pistol squats.

Sqautting with one leg in the air and then getting back up.

6. When you’re a natural night owl.

waking up early. like just an hour earlier than my usual time and I’m a fucking zombie

5. Harder than it looks.

Not giving a shit.

I kept sort of giving a shit.

4. The dream.

Finding a better job once I had a few years experience in the field.

3. Worth it, though.

Learning a different language.

2. Over estimate.

Drywall and general home repairs. I am riding a single room. Remodeling from plaster and lathe. My advice; always buy at least one extra of anything you need from the hardware store,and estimate an extra 2-3hours of labor. Truth is, if you’ve never done a project before you need time to screw it up once then go back and fix it.

1. A sloppy mess.

Painting. Professionals make it look incredibly easy but it just becomes a sloppy mess when I try.

Consider yourself warned!

The post 15 People Share Things That They Know Are Not as Easy as They Seem appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

Funny Tweets About Moms Who Have Parenting down to a Science

Moms have a tough job. Can we all agree on that?

If you’re a mom and you’re on Twitter… you’ll appreciate these.

If you’re not on Twitter, well, quit messing around and get on there!

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

Moms, how do you feel now? A lot better?

That’s what I thought…

The post Funny Tweets About Moms Who Have Parenting down to a Science appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

14 Adorable Pug Memes for People Who Just Love a Squished Face

I’m actually dog sitting a pug as we speak and I can go on the record and tell you that these dogs are hilarious. They have a ton of personality and they are a laugh a minute.

There’s a reason why people own multiple pugs throughout their lives…they’re so much fun.

And they’re just perfect for memes, aren’t they…?

1. Hahahahaha

2. Maybe…

3. Where am I????

View this post on Instagram

#pugmeme #meme

A post shared by Kj (@memeslyfe01) on

4. Excuse me!

5. Uh oh

View this post on Instagram

PUG!! #meme #pugmeme

A post shared by professional eater & sleeper (@plonkton) on

6. Staring contest

7. I’m fine

View this post on Instagram

#meme #pug #dogmeme #pugmeme

A post shared by nastea-star-memes (@nastea.star.memes) on

8. LOL

9. Pizza is life

10. Oh, really?

11. Don’t be a buzzkill

12. Not interested

13. Not an acceptable answer

14. I’m the main attraction

Pug Life!

The post 14 Adorable Pug Memes for People Who Just Love a Squished Face appeared first on UberFacts.

Posted on

If the Apollo 11 Mission Had Failed, This Is the Speech President Nixon Would Have Given

The mission to the moon embarked upon by the crew of Apollo 11 fifty years ago is one of the greatest achievements in the history of humankind. But as the country cheered liftoff, leaders silently prepared for catastrophe.

Photo Credit: NASA

The US National Archives has released a speech written specifically for President Nixon to deliver if astronauts Armstrong and Aldrin were ultimately marooned – which would have meant that they were going to die on the moon.

Written by William Safire, the speech begins:

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

Safire, who would eventually write for the New York Times, continues poetically:

In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.

Photo Credit: U.S. Archives

Safire’s speech concludes:

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.

Photo Credit: U.S. Archives

As beautiful and poignant as Safire’s speech is, we are grateful we never heard it. On July 20, 1969, Commander Neil Armstrong and lunar module pilot Buzz Aldrin landed the Eagle on the lunar surface before returning safely to earth, June 24.

The post If the Apollo 11 Mission Had Failed, This Is the Speech President Nixon Would Have Given appeared first on UberFacts.