In 2008, Jeremy Clarkson published…

In 2008, Jeremy Clarkson published his bank details in his Sun newspaper column to prove nobody could take money from his account. Somebody then donated £500 to a Diabetes charity from his account.

In 1951 Thelma Howard was hired as a maid…

In 1951 Thelma Howard was hired as a maid for Walt & Lillian Disney. Walt would gift her shares of Disney stock every X-mas for the next 30 yrs. She died in 1994 that’s when it was discovered she still had all 192,000 shares valued at $9,000,000. It went to disadvantaged kids & her disabled […]

Orestes Lorenzo, a Cuban fighter…

Orestes Lorenzo, a Cuban fighter pilot, defected to the US. He flew to Florida in a MiG-23 and requested his family join him, when his family were banned from leaving Cuba he raised money to buy a plane. He then flew back to Cuba, landed on a highway an bought his family back himself.

“Jean Panties” Are an Actual Thing That Nobody Asked For

Everyone:

Jean Industry: CHECK OUT THESE JEAN PANTIES, Y’ALL!

Everyone: …

Seriously, this is not an exaggeration. It’s pretty much exactly how it played out when fashion brand Sense came out with these truly baffling Jean Panties, which I’m calling Janties.

They look like a denim diaper, except that they are intended for adult women to wear.

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Is it underwear? Is it shorts? IT’S BOTH, says the company. Janties can be worn either under or over your pants. They also cost $315, so…yeah. Here we are.

People on social media are very confused and upset about the denim panties situation. They must be so uncomfortable! The chafing! ? ? ?

Seriously, these things can’t possibly be good for your vajeana (haha get it?).

And also, when and where would you wear janties?!?! I can’t think of a single appropriate time.

Although at least one person is kinda into it.

And others have pointed out that CERTAIN celebrities will probably actually wear these, ahem.

For better or worse, this is the world that we live in now. A world where janties exist, somewhere in a warehouse, waiting to be shipped to Kendall Jenner.

At least jean panties make for a lot of good puns.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

The janties are SOLD OUT.

What. Is. This. Life.

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11 Hilarious Examples of Twitter’s “What’s Your Name” Meme

Twitter is my favorite place to go for memes, and the latest one is too funny – it’s called “What’s Your Name?”

It’s pretty self-explanatory really. Just talk about the most common joke/response to your name. Here are 11 of the best:

1. Oh, come on!

2. Well, that was easy enough.

3. Seriously? Frank?

4. … Sure.

5. Not quite, but ok.

6. Like the distance.

7. Mortifying.

8. Say it.

9. Not the soup.

10. LOL!

11. WE HAVE A WINNER

What’s your name?

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12 Seriously Weird and Awesome Shower Thoughts

I gotta be honest with you: I LOVE reading shower thoughts. In case you’re unfamiliar, those are the totally random but also slightly mind-blowing thoughts that you have when you’re in a relaxed state, like when you’re in the shower (or really, really stoned).

Here are 12 of my faves!

1. The robot uprising is real.

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2. And too aware of EVERYTHING

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3. Absolutely true

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4. Mind seriously blown

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5. Perfect observation

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6. It probably was a man’s idea. Bravo.

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7. Magical powers can do wonders for child behavior. Just sayin’

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8. The irony

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9. “Downton Webby”

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10. If this is true, why are their humans living in Antartica??

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11. Crazy thought!

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12. Not sure I’d want to know

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What shower thoughts have you had lately?

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13 Things McDonald’s Employees Really Need You to Know About

McDonald’s employees serve hundreds, sometimes thousands of people a day, but most of those customers probably never think twice about the hard work that goes into that job. Seriously, you may look down on it, but there’s no doubt that slaving over vats of boiling oil and dealing with customers all day is not easy.

So today, we’re serving up a little something different: the “inner thoughts” of a McDonald’s worker.

1. I know it’s a tough decision…

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2. I understand you may be wrangling kids or filling your drink at the soda fountain, but listen up!

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3. The ice cream machine is actually broken

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4. Come again?

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5. BBQ sauce with a straw?

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6. This isn’t BK

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7. Just because they are paid to work there, doesn’t mean they are paid to clean up after your mess.

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8. They work crazy hours!

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9. The problem with chip readers

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10. Seriously, what do you want?

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11. It’s cheaper to order the hamburger

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12. How can they NOT know? Sheesh.

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13. Light bulb moment

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To all the McDonalds and fast food employees. Bless your heart in dealing with us.

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PETA Just Posted a Bizarre Image That Left the Internet Horrified

Between all the squabbling that’s tearing our nation apart these days, there’s still one surefire way to bring people across all aisles of the spectrum together: PETA crossing the damn line with their weirdness.

The organization’s name stands for “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals,” which seems like a noble enough goal… until you see some of the outrageous stunts they pull (like suing a wildlife photographer on behalf of the monkey he photographed). They’re more of a radical anti-human group than they are a pro-animal rights group.

While they have occasionally done some good, they’ve wasted millions of dollars in truly bizarre, totally useless bids for publicity. The latest case in point?

This horror that I can’t unsee.

Yeah, it’s exactly what it looks like. A weird, anthropomorphized cow letting some creepy old man suckle from it.

The caption reads:

Looks weird right? It’s what you’re doing if you drink cow’s milk. Raiseyour hand if you know that humans shouldn’t be drinking cow’s breast milk. It was made for their babies—not you!

It didn’t take long before nearly all of Twitter united to make fun of it…

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Some people definitely liked the image more than I did.

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Others wondered if the images were part of some kind of secret furry agenda PETA has.

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Photo Credit: Twitter

For those of you who don’t know, a “furry” is someone who’s “an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online.” Thanks, Dictionary.com!

While being a furry isn’t inherently sexual, it definitely can have that component to it (and is probably most famous for that reason).

Some people were even… stirred… pretty deeply by the image.

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The longer you look at it, the more weirdness you start to notice.

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Seriously PETA, WTF?

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This Epic Group Chat Absolutely Crushed The Emoji Challenge

Hey kids! ? ? Do you love emojis? ? ?

Don’t even lie, you know you do! ??

You may have heard of the Emoji Challenge, one of the latest trends to hit social media. Basically, you take a photo of yourself doing your best impression of an emoji.

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Jeydah Weydah and his friends did one in his group chat and it was pure fucking ???

Check it out ? ? ?

Naturally this sparked more people to share their group chats…

And, honestly, they’re all ?

Yes! ??

Have you done the challenge with your friends yet? If not, try it out! Call it a group bonding experience that you can do completely alone! ???

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Black People Asked White People their Burning Questions in Facebook Thread

Wouldn’t it be great if we could all just get along? I believe that humor has the ability to achieve that because it’s pretty hard to be mad when you’re busy laughing!

Recently, the Afrocentric Film Collaborative Facebook page posted a simple question that ended up creating a hilarious discussion about race, and went viral along the way.

Here’s where it all started:

You just know that spice usage (or lack thereof) was going to get brought up!

Oh, snap!

What was awesome is how white people on the thread took it all with a great sense of humor.

We actually even learned a few things along the way…

… But had lots of fun too.

 

All in all, this conversation definitely made Facebook great again!

Amen to that!

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