Month: March 2019

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15+ of the Greatest Responses to the “Text Your Boyfriend ‘I Want a Baby’” Challenge

All it takes for an article to go viral and a flood of hilarious tweets to follow is something as simple as this:

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And here are the results…

1. Fur baby

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2. Still a baby?

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3. Not rollin’ in the dough

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4. I’m the baby

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5. HE KNOWS

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6. That he can do

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7. Who are you?

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8. Aquaman is pretty cool

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9. Let’s think it over

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10. Now?

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11. Boom!

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12. That’s one way to do it

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13. Hahaha

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14. No, not for lunch

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15. Sounds sketchy

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16. Awwwwww

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17. Not kidding

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18. Don’t let Mom know

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19. No, you’re not

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20. Don’t go elsewhere

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Did you send a text to your hubby or boyfriend? What did they say? Let us know in the comments.

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These Photos of Matching Couples Outfits from the 70s Will Make Your Relationship Seem Inadequate

If I were to pick two words to describe 70s fashion, I’d go with “flamboyant” and “flammable.”

The bright, plastic-based fabrics made this the era of bold, almost outlandish style. It was also the era after the sexual revolution of the 1960s, and women were starting to ditch their skirts and dresses for more masculine styles. Good thing the men back then dressed like peacocks.

Behold, the results:

1. Who wants to look like who, now?

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2. The couple in the foreground is creepy.

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3. His ‘n’ Hers Bicentennial Fashion.

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4. This freewheeling lass wants to dress like two fellows at the same time.

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5. Dude, forget something (your pants)?

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6. Swimwear that looks like another 1970s favorite–Fruit Stripe Gum.

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7. “Oh, darling. Let’s drink piña coladas in the Jacuzzi again tonight.”

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8. Please, please read the copy where it talks about how he is a confident achiever and she makes good choices in men–lolz.

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9. These fashionable train engineers only need some platform shoes to complete their get-ups.

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10. Do you think the honeymoon’s over or just getting started with this collection of His ‘n Hers loungewear?

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Have you ever seen so many tight pants on one page?

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If You Do Any of These 10 Things, You’re Seriously the Worst

There are two rules I always try to live by: do unto others as you’d have done to you, and always try to leave places better than when you found them.

These people don’t believe in that. Don’t be like these people. And if you are, take note.

1. Please tip appropriately!

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2. No one wants a dented car, but really? 4 handicapped spaces??

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3. Don’t put your dirty feet…anywhere.

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4. Just like at home. After you eat, clean the table.

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5. Teach your kids to clean up after themselves.

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6. Produce does not belong in the office supplies aisle.

7. Hold your horses!

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8. Find the closest garbage can.

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9. Don’t be Karen. Trash does not belong on the grocery shelf.

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10. Don’t eat like a child.

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So, don’t be a litterbug and respect those around you. Easy peasy.

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Genius Girl Scout Sells Jason ‘Momoa Samoas’ by the Case… And He Actually Responds

The Girl Scout program has long been known for instilling the spirit of entrepreneurship in young girls across the country, but every now and then it produces a true virtuoso.

Charlotte Holmberg a fifth-grade Girl Scout with an intense desire to be the best cookie salesman, and she also knows a good meme when she sees one.

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Charlotte’s mom, who works in marketing, noticed a Girl Scouts meme that pointed out how ‘Samoas’ (aka ‘Caramel DeLites in some areas) sounds like Jason Momoa.

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Believe me when I tell you… young Charlotte kept her eye on that prize and she did not disappoint. You see, in 2018, Charlotte sold over 2,000 boxes of GS cookies, earning herself some kickass badges, ample street cred, and the official title of Cookie CEO.

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But that just wasn’t enough. Charlotte had gotten a taste for blood, and in 2019 she was thirsty for more. There’s no way she was gonna let an opportunity to exploit every hulking inch of Jason Momoa’s ridiculous body for personal gain pass her by.

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So she and her mom formed a plan: they photoshopped Momoa onto a Samoas cover, printed new boxes, and promoted like hell. I’m sure it comes as no surprise to you that they started selling by the case.

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“The moms are really excited and they’re all saying that they need them.”

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Oh Charlotte… you innocent little thing, you.

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When Jason Momoa caught wind of young Charlotte’s cookie-pushing scheme, he gave a shout out on the red carpet asking for his cut.

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He reeeeally, reeeeally wants free cookies.

“I love Girl Scout cookies, I was waiting to get some free ones. I’d love some.”

But he’s not interested in Mamoa Samoas…

“Yeah, I just want my shortbread cookies! …and then you put those in the freezer and that’s the best way.”

Somebody please get Aquaman some shortbread, and send me all the Mamoa Samoas.

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10+ Japanese Inventions That Are Ready to Change Our Lives

Japan is famous for being constantly on the cutting edge of technology. Let’s face it, some of the best inventions are Japanese, whether they’re actually useful, or just kind of ridiculous.

Personally, there are several items on this list that I’d absolutely shell out money for.

1. This thing that dries off your umbrella in a jiffy.

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2. Taxi doors that open automatically.

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3. A phone holder thingy.

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4. Toilet paper wrappers that are covered in useful, informative reading material.

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5. Disposable underwear. For those one-use-only sort of days.

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6. Aluminum cans that consider those who cannot see.

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7. ‘Lonely hearts’ cafes that give you a friend to sit with.

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8. Seats that turn towards the train window.

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9. Straps that carry your coat when you get too warm… omg…

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10. This baby you can mop your floor with.

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11. A fan to blow your noodles for you.

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12. This little fridge that comes to you when you call it.

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13. Butter sticks.

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14. These socks for your chair. Of course.

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Idk about you, but I’m really excited about number 13, and I’d probably like to try the baby on my floors for a day.

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Internet Can’t Stop Laughing at Guy Who Mistook His GF’s Thermometer for a Pregnancy Test

When Izaak Torres of Costa Mesa, California got a text saying “Holy fuck,” from his girlfriend at 4 a.m. in the morning with a photo of a thermometer, he was understandably confused. That confusion may just have led to the “Most Hilarious Mistake Ever.”

His girlfriend, Vanessa Marie, sent him the picture and the text because she was running a 100-degree fever (seen in the photo below).

“I said ‘holy fuck’ because I was so frustrated that it was 4 a.m. and I was dead tired, but I didn’t want to go back to sleep until my fever went down some more,” Vanessa told BuzzFeed News.

Izaak read the text when he woke up briefly at 7 a.m. and he FUH-LIPPED OUT.

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Oh, sweetie.

“I didn’t get his text until I woke up around 11 a.m. and I just died laughing,” Vanessa said.

As for Izaak, he realized his own mistake a couple of hours later when he was fully awake. He says he “felt like a dumb ass” but tried to just keep it moving.

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Still, Vanessa had to share the screenshot on the internet, because who can miss an opportunity to clown their boyfriend in public?

And Izaak got clowned, alright. Roasted, even.

People pointed out that he must have interpreted the reading as “100% pregnant.”

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Which means that if the number had been lower, he’d still have a chance!

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This unborn baby just can’t make up its mind!

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Or perhaps Izaak thought that his girlfriend was having 100 babies?

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One hundred babies is a lot. Even 0.7 fewer babies would be better.

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Either way, this dude clearly is not ready for a baby. Not even 50% of one, probably.

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Which is really fine because neither is Vanessa.

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Luckily the two of them are on the same page and still going strong as a couple. Hopefully, Vanessa is down to a normal temperature by now – 98.6% pregnant.

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You Definitely Need to See These Pictures of Squirrels Eating Things

Squirrels: they’re basically rats, but adorable. They’re pretty much everywhere you go, making the most out of whatever they can get. They’ll eat just about anything under the sun, so here’s a bunch of adorable photos of squirrels doing exactly that.

“Why?” you may ask. To which I respond, “Why not?” Duh.

1. “Paw” lickin’ good

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2. Pick up or delivery?

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3. The Hamburglar

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4. Where’s the syrup?

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5. Doughnut Judge Me

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6. This is what “guac” bottom looks like

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7. Can he get some honey mustard?

8. Caught red-handed

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9. Neato burrito!

10. Let’s taco ’bout it

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11. We all deserve a little whoppie

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You’re welcome!

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Pigs can be taught to play video games…

Pigs can be taught to play video games. They are able to control a cursor with a joystick and move it to the indicated area. They tried the same game with dogs, but even after extensive training dogs weren’t able to understand the goal. Pigs even beat chimpanzees.