New Cup Noodle Combines Ramen and Matcha

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Other than being two of Japan’s trendiest culinary imports, what do ramen and matcha have in common? They can both be made in the microwave in a pinch. So it was only a matter of time before the instant noodle empire Nissin combined the two ingredients into one convenient Cup Noodle.

As RocketNews24 reports, the brand-new Cup Noodle Matcha will start selling for 180 yen ($1.55) on January 23. The matcha, a fine green tea powder usually reserved for sweet drinks and desserts, is incorporated into both the noodles and the broth. The product blends the tea with a seafood flavor profile: Eaters will find squid, egg, green onion, carrot, and cabbage inside.

Squid and matcha-flavored instant ramen may seem odd to American palettes, but unconventional Cup Noodle varieties are fairly common in Japan. Cheese curry, taco, and soft-shell turtle are a few of the flavors Cup Noodle has experimented with in the past.

[h/t RocketNews24]


January 13, 2017 – 9:00am

13 Amazing Things That Happened on a Friday the 13th

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If you believe Friday the 13th is a day marked only by bad luck and running from an evil hockey enthusiast at a defunct summer camp, it’s time to rethink the infamous date’s potential. Leave your triskaidekaphobia at the door and check out the noteworthy events that landed on the “unlucky” day. All the bad stuff is just a coincidence.

1. DINOSAUR EGG DISCOVERY // JULY 1923

While hunting fossils for the American Museum of Natural History at Mongolia’s Flaming Cliffs, an expedition team led by Roy Chapman Andrews discovered the first scientifically recognized dinosaur egg fossils. He was there to find the missing link between apes and mankind, so this was a doozy of a consolation prize.

2. WELCOME TO HOLLYWOODLAND // JULY 1923

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The same day that Andrews was digging up dino eggs, a giant group of letters was inaugurated in Griffith Park, Los Angeles, to signify a housing development owned by H.J. Whitley called Hollywoodland. Today, it’s one of the most recognizable landmarks even though it long ago lost its “land.”

3. TENNESSEE OUTLAWS EVOLUTION // MARCH 1925

It was an unlucky day for Darwin when the Tennessee Senate voted to prohibit Evolutionary Theory from public universities and schools. The law was deemed constitutional by the Tennessee Supreme Court during the famed Scopes Monkey Trial and wasn’t struck down until 1967.

4. THE BRITISH INTERPLANETARY SOCIETY // OCTOBER 1933

We may have landed people on the moon in 1969, but people have been dreaming of the stars since long before then. The British Interplanetary Society, the oldest space advocacy group in the world, was founded to rocket boost public awareness of astronautics. Its most famous chairman? None other than Arthur C. Clarke.

5. HUGHES H-1 RACER SETS A WORLD AIRSPEED RECORD // SEPTEMBER 1935

Now residing at the National Air and Space Museum, the Hughes H-1 Racer spent an illustrious Friday the 13th in 1935 setting a world airspeed record (567 kph/352 mph). Designed by the legendary Howard Hughes and Richard Palmer, it was the last privately owned aircraft to break the world airspeed record.

6. THE FIRST HEAVY METAL ALBUM DEBUTS // FEBRUARY 1970

Marked by many music experts as the official birth of heavy metal, Black Sabbath’s eponymous album was released on an appropriately dangerous Friday the 13thin 1970. A remarkably good omen for everyone who wanted to board the crazy train.

7. RUGBY TEAM’S PLANE CRASHES IN THE ANDES // OCTOBER 1972

One of the more horrific things to have happened on the holiday, Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes Mountains while carrying the Old Christians Club rugby team. Over a quarter of the 45 were killed on impact, and it took until December 23 to rescue the surviving 16 who were forced to resort to cannibalism to stay alive.

8. MALTA BECOMES AN INDEPENDENT REPUBLIC // DECEMBER 1974

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The small country in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea declared its independence from the United Kingdom in 1964, but Queen Elizabeth remained the Head of State. In 1974, Malta Labour Party leadership declared the country a republic and installed a President (Sir Anthony Mamo) as the head of the government.

9. WE ALL GET TO PLAY SUPER MARIO BROS. // SEPTEMBER 1985

Undoubtedly one of the most famous video games of all time—and a mega-franchise-launcher and anchor for Nintendo—Super Mario Bros. was released on a fireball-throwing Friday the 13th. It makes sense; it’s a day when many superstitious people refuse to go outside.

10. THE STOCK MARKET MINI-CRASH // OCTOBER 1989

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Maybe it’s just Octobers that are unlucky for the stock market. Sixty years after the Black Tuesday crash that ushered in the Great Depression, the major markets experienced some serious turbulence after an aborted United Airlines merger tanked the junk bond market. Like a black cat crossing your path in a golden parachute, the mini-crash was a harbinger of the 1990s recession.

11. FINLAND’S ACCIDENT DAY // 1995

Since 1995, Finland has designated one Friday the 13th every year as a national Accident Day with the aim of raising awareness for workplace and road safety. It’s a clever idea to use the superstitious day as an opportunity to be extra vigilant. Plus, because of its capitol’s airport code and a particular daily flight demarcation, Finland also offers a Flight 666 to HEL every Friday the 13th.

12. NASA ANNOUNCES EVIDENCE OF WATER ON THE MOON // NOVEMBER 2009

After studying data collected and relayed by the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS), NASA chose a Friday the 13th to share evidence that the moon isn’t as desolate as we thought it to be. The robotic spacecraft studied particles in the debris plume created by its launchable upper stage impacting with the Cabeus crater, opening the door for more research and a new understanding of our only permanent natural satellite.

13. A BUNCH OF GREAT BIRTHDAYS

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Throughout the years, plenty of people have shrugged off being born under a bad sign to become noteworthy in multiple fields (and even score some Nobel Prizes for their mantel). People born on Friday the 13th include Nate Silver, jazz clarinetist George Lewis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Plummer, novelist Georges Simenon, playwright Samuel Beckett, WWII hero-turned-actor Neville Brand, and poet Wole Soyinka.


January 13, 2017 – 8:00am

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This Outlet Comes With a Built-In Night-Light

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Getting up in the middle of the night—to pee, grab a snack, or otherwise—can be a real pain. Aside from having to leave a warm bed, there’s the issue of deciding between stumbling around in the dark or facing harsh overhead lights. The best solution is to pop in a night-light to illuminate the walkway, but what if you don’t have any outlets to spare? This handy coverplate solves the problem in seconds.

The gadget works just like a normal coverplate and fits over all standard outlets. Tiny LED lights line the bottom to create enough illumination to lead a sleepy person to the bathroom, and a tiny sensor automatically turns them on or off depending on how dark a space is. Since the light is built into the coverplate, it leaves both outlets free for other electronics. Now anyone awake in the wee hours of the morning won’t have to worry about accidentally bumping into a wall or stepping on the cat.


January 13, 2017 – 6:30am

Morning Cup of Links: Superstition and Luck

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Why are black cats considered unlucky? They’re actually nice to have around.
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The 10 Worst Crimes Against the Original Star Wars Trilogy. George Lucas couldn’t resist messing with his masterpiece.  
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Three women are on the TV screen wearing the same color shirt! The off-air recording has them sounding like Mean Girls.  
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Warmer Oceans Increase Likelihood Of Toxic Shellfish, Study Finds. The culprit is plankton that produces domoic acid.
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Patriots Day, Deepwater Horizon, and the Political Implications of the ‘Docbuster.’ Mark Wahlberg’s action-docudramas are a little heavy-handed.
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The Real History of Slender Man. He should be more of a meme than an urban legend.
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The Late Movies: A Very Unlucky Friday the 13th Playlist. Or just some good music to listen to.


January 13, 2017 – 5:00am

Take a Look at How Tweed Is Made

One of Scotland’s most renowned exports is a luxury textile called Harris Tweed. The nubby cloth is made from pure new wool and is blended, dyed, spun, and hand-woven by residents of the Outer Hebrides, an island chain off the country’s west coast. Scotland is so proud of the fabric that in 1993, officials even passed an Act of Parliament to protect its quality and production.

In the short documentary above, The Big Cloth—which was filmed for the Harris Tweed Authority, a.k.a. the folks who monitor how the fabric gets made—you can learn more about a fascinating industry, and admire some pretty scenery, to boot.

[h/t The Atlantic]

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January 13, 2017 – 3:00am

A Luxury Travel Company Will Help You Star in Your Own Nature Documentary

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Wish you had David Attenborough’s Planet Earth gig? A luxury travel company wants to make your movie star (well, documentary star) dreams come true. The UK-based Luxury Travel Advisors is launching tours that allow clients to star in their very own wildlife documentary, according to The Telegraph.

There are three different tour options, with eight to 12-day journeys in Brazil, the Arctic, and Africa. Each one includes a five-person documentary film crew that follows the group of up to four guests on their journey to scope out South America’s jaguars and toucans, the Arctic’s polar bears and foxes, or Africa’s big cats and rhinos. The company plans to expand into trips to India, Yellowstone National Park, and Bermuda (where you’ll be able to swim with sharks!). Afterward, you’ll get a private HD screening of your trip’s footage for friends, family, and whatever Animal Planet producer you can get to show up.

The company calls it “A true combination of luxury travel, responsible ecotourism, conservation and a true once in a lifetime experience.” There are no prices listed on the website, which probably means you can’t afford it.

[h/t The Telegraph]


January 13, 2017 – 1:00am

11 Great Moments of Foreshadowing in ‘Arrested Development’

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Since first airing on Fox in 2003, Arrested Development has established itself as a paragon of depth in television comedy. Fans of the show have spent years digging out jokes buried in the background, beneath the narration, within the soundtrack, and everywhere in between.

Since its triumphant return to Netflix in 2013, viewers have been wondering if and when the series would come back for another go-around. Earlier this week, executive producer Brian Grazer confirmed to The Wrap that season five is happening. To celebrate, here’s a look at several great examples of foreshadowing hidden within the Bluth family’s exploits.

1. Hold on, Surely Fünke!

S1E14 – Two episodes before we are first introduced to Maeby’s sickly alter ego, “Surely,” posters wishing her a speedy recovery are visible on the walls of the high school. Surely, despite suffering from “BS,” reoccurs throughout the rest of the show’s original run.

2. Buster Losing His Hand

This one is well documented around the Internet, but the sheer amount that the show foreshadows Buster’s life-changing encounter with a certain yellow-bowtie-wearing seal is impressive.

S1E20 – Buster says, “This party is going to be off the hook!”

S2E01 – A news broadcast can be heard in the background mentioning a seal attack. John Beard says, “Meet one surprised bather, coming up.” The camera immediately shows Buster.

S2E03 – Buster, upon seeing his lost hand-shaped chair, says, “Wow, I never thought I’d miss a hand so much.”

S2E06 – There is a portion bitten out of the banana stand sign as it is pulled out of the bay; the bite pattern is consistent with a seal. Buster wins a toy seal from the claw machine. When he returns home, the narrator mentions that, “Buster had gotten hooked playing”.

S2E11 – A seal can be seen in the background during Buster and Lucille’s beach photo shoot. Later, George Sr. says, “What if I never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again?”

As Buster sits on a bench near the beach, his position crops the words on the back of the bench to say, “ARM OFF.”

S2E12 – When George Sr. visits the car dealership, an inflatable man in the background is missing the arm that Buster will soon lose. Also, Gob, while releasing the infamous seal into the wild, says, “You’re not going to be hand-fed anymore!”

Buster deals with the loss of his hand for the rest of the show, even after being given a much larger one. It must be difficult becoming a monster.

3. Bluth Homes in Iraq

Even in its first season, Arrested Development chose to reward devout fans with callbacks and hints at overarching plotlines. Some prime examples are the subtle nods to the true nature of George Sr.’s trips overseas: illegally building homes in Iraq.

S1E05 – George Sr. admits that he has “committed some light treason.”

S1E14 – Michael notices that pictures of one of Saddam Hussein’s mansions look strikingly similar to their model home.

S1E16 – George Sr.’s precious “cooler of evidence” is labeled “H. MADDAZ,” which is “SADDAM H.” spelled in mirror-reverse.

S01E22 – Kitty mentions that the family has been building houses overseas and hiding it from the U.S. government. Michael, thinking she’s merely referring to tax evasion, dismisses the statement. Later in the episode, the truth comes to light after Michael sees a news report laying it all out for him.

The family building homes and frequently doing business in Iraq carries as a reoccurring theme for the rest of the show’s original three seasons.

4. Dr. Blumen

S2E01 – This one is quick but definitely one of my favorites. In the season two opener, Michael, on his way to Phoenix, makes a call to the family pretending to be a “Dr. Blumen.” Later in the episode, this happens for the first time.

5. Gob’s a Dad

S3E01 – Gob receives a letter from an organization attempting to reunite him with his son. After some confusion (including the narrator disagreeing with Gob’s statement that he doesn’t have a son), Gob finally realizes that he is the father of none other than Maeby’s longtime crush, Steve Holt(!). This comes as a big surprise to Gob, but the show has been hinting at this twist since season one.

In the 19th episode of season one, Gob accidentally mutters that he might be a father, a fact that he references again in the fifth episode of season two. The foreshadowing really kicks up later on in season two during George Michael’s election campaign against Steve; Gob reveals that he got a girl pregnant during high school and notes that Steve looks like a girl he dated. Michael also tells Gob that Steve is “basically a young you.” During the post-episode teaser, an investigator shows Steve a photo of his father (Gob), but the fact is dropped until the season three premiere in which Gob’s “huge tiny mistake” is finally revealed.

6. Buster’s Coma Girl

S3E04 – During season three, Buster puts himself into what doctors call a “light-to-no coma” in order to avoid testifying against his family. Soon, his nurse Julia Adelaide (played by Bronwen Masters) becomes infatuated with him. This romance is foreshadowed by a short scene from A Thoroughly Polite Dustup, a fictional 1941 British war film. Masters and Tony Hale, who sports a hilarious fake chin, mustache, and bandaged left hand (the one Buster lost), play the nurse and soldier in A Thoroughly Polite Dustup.

Eight episodes later, Buster and Nurse Adelaide reenact a portion of the scene (almost word-for-word) just after Buster drops his coma charade.

7. Annyong’s Revenge

S3E13 – Lucille and George’s adopted Korean son, Annyong, starts off as what appears to be a pretty one-dimensional and purposefully annoying (get it?) character, but expands greatly during the final episode of season three when his revenge plot is finally revealed. This moment was foreshadowed way back in season two when his real name “Hello” is spray-painted on the side of the Bluth’s destroyed frozen banana stand during episode six. His plot is also briefly noted in the fifth episode of season three, when he is shown hiding inside Lucille’s home in order to steal Bluth family secrets. The narrator describes him as a “mole,” a fact that is also foreshadowed by the mole on his shirt two episodes earlier.

8. Michael’s “Flight of the Phoenix”

When Arrested Development returned via Netflix in 2013, its knack for nuanced storytelling became all the more complicated with the new season’s unorthodox time frame. Pretty much every major plot point is foreshadowed in some small way—but one event pays off on a joke that’s been running since the very first episode.

S4E01 – Season four starts off with Michael finally, albeit briefly, moving to Phoenix, a town that the narrator describes as a place “he’d always imagined would be his destiny.” We should have seen this coming, as Michael threatens to leave the family to live in Phoenix during the first episode of both seasons one and two. Another allusion to Michael’s love for Phoenix is the fact that he attends The University of Phoenix online throughout season four.

9. “A Hot Mess”

S4E10 – During this episode, Lucille and Buster discover a phrase that both find very useful in their arguments, and it becomes a running joke between the two: “A hot mess.” They’re a little behind the times, though. Michael uses the phrase to describe Lucille 2 in the first episode of the season and Oscar yells it to Dr. Norman in the second.

10. Fakeblock

S4E01 – The computer program that George Michael develops throughout season four isn’t what it appears to be. Scenes falsely hinting that it is privacy software are spread in the first episode. But when George Michael is introduced earlier in the episode, the sound of a woodblock, foreshadowing what he’s really working on, underscores his name.

11. Lucille Gets “Noodle Stabbed”

S4E10 – An incarcerated Lucille gets attacked by her Asian gang mate, armed with a sharpened noodle. But this wasn’t the first time that the Bluth matriarch had ended up on the “wrong side of a noodle.” George Sr. apologized for a much different kind of noodle stabbing in episode two, foreshadowing both Lucille’s run-in with the Jade Dragon Triad and George Sr.’s evaporating masculinity with a single line of dialogue.

With more Arrested Development in, um, development, there is sure to be more crazy storytelling and foreshadowing to come. (Thanks to Recurring Developments and The Arrested Development Wiki for assistance with episode numbers.)

Images courtesy of Fox & Netflix. A version of this post originally appeared in 2014.


January 12, 2017 – 8:00pm

New Ape Species Named for Skywalker Family

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A long, long time ago when George Lucas first envisioned his epic space opera, he probably wasn’t thinking about the effect his films would have on scientific history. Yet decades later, we’re welcoming another Star Wars species into the world. Scientists in China have named a rare gibbon after Star Wars’s star-crossed Skywalker family. The team described their findings in the American Journal of Primatology.

Hoolock gibbons (genus Hoolock) are fluffy, tailless apes that spend their days swinging and drifting through forest canopies in Myanmar, Bangladesh, India, and China. They’re petite for apes, averaging around 13 pounds for females and 15 for males. Every hoolock gibbon in the world belongs to one of two species—either western or eastern—or so primatologists thought.

Photos of male (top row) and female (bottom row) hoolocks from different taxa and geographic populations. Photos of H. h. hoolock and H. h. mishmiensis are from Choudhury. Image Credit: Peng-Fei et al. in American Journal of Primatology, 2017

 
But the gibbons in China’s Gaoligongshan nature reserve didn’t seem to belong to either. Researchers tracking the elusive apes noticed that the gibbons’ faces lacked hoolocks’ characteristic white eyebrows, and that their calls sounded strange. They snapped photos of the gibbons’ faces, then left the forest and dove into the specimen collections of museums and zoos in China, the UK, and the U.S. They compared bones and tissue samples from eastern and western gibbons with those collected from the nature reserve and found that, sure enough, they were dealing with a completely separate group.

They named the new species H. tianxing—the latter word a pinyin phrase that translates to “heaven’s movement” and references three different things: the gibbons’ graceful transit across the treetops (see one jump below); a passage from the I Ching (“As heaven’s movement is ever vigorous, so must the scholarly gentleman ceaselessly strive for self-improvement”); and, of course, the Skywalker clan.

A juvenile male of H. tianxing from Mt. Gaoligong jumping across trees. Image Credit: Lei Dong

 
Actor and Luke Skywalker portrayer Mark Hamill took to Twitter to share his delight with the new species name.

The researchers are “thrilled to have made this discovery,” co-author Samuel Turvey of the Zoological Society of London said in a statement. “However, it’s also edged with sadness—as we’re also calling for the IUCN to immediately confer Endangered status on the Skywalker hoolock gibbon, which faces the same grave and imminent risk to its survival as many other small ape species in southern China and Southeast Asia due to habitat loss and hunting. Increased awareness of the remarkable ecosystem of the Gaoligong mountains and improved conservation is essential, to ensure we have time to get fully acquainted with this exciting new species before it’s too late.”


January 12, 2017 – 7:00pm

35 Things Turning 35 in 2017

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If you were born in 1982, you’re in good company! Here’s our annual list celebrating 35 things (people, companies, movies, books, etc.) turning 35 this year.

1. TIME NAMES “MACHINE OF THE YEAR”: THE PERSONAL COMPUTER

Each year, TIME Magazine names one person who has been most influential in the news. For 1982, TIME picked the personal computer. It was the first time the magazine chose a non-human subject for the award, and it was a prescient pick. At the time, “personal computers” included a broad array of machines from the Commodore 64 (released in 1982) through the IBM PC to the Apple II. TIME wrote (emphasis added):

“It is easy enough to look at the world around us and conclude that the computer has not changed things all that drastically. But one can conclude from similar observations that the earth is flat, and that the sun circles it every 24 hours. Although everything seems much the same from one day to the next, changes under the surface of life’s routines are actually occurring at almost unimaginable speed.”

Thirty-five years later, it’s clear that TIME‘s pick was spot on.

2. MICHAEL JACKSON’S THRILLER

Thriller defined pop music in the 1980s, and is the best-selling studio album in U.S. history. It came at a crucial time for pop music, spawning seven Hot 100 top 10 hits—and the album only contained nine tracks in total. The one to rule them all was the eponymous “Thriller,” and its video (above) debuted late in 1983.

In 1982, it was not at all clear that a black artist could become the King of Pop. As Billboard reported:

“A seemingly impenetrable wall had been erected between the black listening audience and its white counterpart; for the most part, neither black kids nor white kids had any idea what the other was listening to. And just as it seemed things couldn’t get more difficult for a black artist hoping for across the board appeal, something new and scary appeared on the scene: MTV.”

Michael Jackson’s Thriller is the record that bridged the divide. Released on November 30, it debuted at number 11 on the Billboard chart released on December 25, and over the following year slowly rose until it dominated the world. MTV initially refused to air videos from Thriller, but as the single “Billie Jean” gained radio popularity, MTV gave in and showed the video (and then “Beat It” and then “Thriller”). The rest is music history.

For more, check out 21 Thrilling Facts About Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

3. LAWNCHAIR LARRY’S FLIGHT

On July 2, truck driver Larry Walters tied 42 helium-filled weather balloons to a Sears lawn chair, plopped his butt down in it, and took to the skies of California. He was armed with a pellet gun, an altimeter, and some snacks. He also brought a CB radio, but his glasses slipped off his face as he ascended in the chair dubbed Inspiration I.

Walters had wanted to be a pilot, but poor eyesight prevented him from achieving that pursuit. That didn’t stop him from taking flight on his own. When his chair ascended, it went farther than he expected, soaring to 16,000 feet and freaking out two passing airplane pilots, one of whom thought he was holding a real gun.

Walters was packing heat in order to descend. He popped the balloons using the pellet gun, and the falling debris tangled with power lines, disrupting power to a neighborhood in Long Beach. He was arrested by the LAPD upon landing, fined $1500 by the FAA, and appeared on both The Tonight Show and Late Night With David Letterman, which also premiered in 1982.

“Lawnchair Larry” Walters flew from San Pedro, California, all the way to Long Beach. He told the Los Angeles Times: “I had this dream for 20 years, and if I hadn’t done it, I would have ended up in the funny farm.”

4. LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

On May 6, 1983, a little musical debuted off-off-Broadway at the WPA Theater. It was called Little Shop of Horrors. By July the show moved to Orpheum Theater (off-Broadway), where it played 2209 times.

The show was quickly adapted in a 1986 feature film, which was a hit in its own right. The duo behind the songs—Alan Menken and Howard Ashman—went on to write songs for Disney’s The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin.

Lest we forget how far back this goes, the stage production was itself loosely based on Roger Corman’s 1960 film The Little Shop of Horrors, which is delightfully available for free viewing on Wikipedia.

5. NEWMAN’S OWN

Actor Paul Newman had a recipe for salad dressing that spawned a philanthropic food empire. Newman and his writer friend A.E. Hotchner started by filling empty wine bottles with the salad dressing in 1980. The homemade dressing was so popular among friends that it was launched as a retail product in 1982.

Presented with a $300,000 profit in his first year, Newman decided to give all proceeds to charity, and the Newman’s Own brand has continued to do that ever since. In 1983, they launched their first pasta sauce, and eventually moved on to make popcorn, salsa, and lemonade in the early years. Within its first decade of sales, Newman’s Own had given more than $50 million to charity.

For more on the history of Newman’s Own, check out Eddie Deezen’s write-up at Neatorama.

6. E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL (BOTH THE MOVIE AND THE GAME)

Steven Spielberg’s E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was released on June 11, and promptly smashed the box office record set by Star Wars, making it the highest-grossing film of all time (until Jurassic Park came along, anyway). It is the ultimate film about childhood alienation, and was inspired in part by Spielberg’s feelings after his parents’ divorce.

Another important E.T. development in 1982 was the Atari game, released just before Christmas. Its development was rushed in order to meet the holiday deadline, and the resulting game was a disappointment to many fans. Surplus E.T. cartridges (along with other Atari games) were infamously dumped in a New Mexico landfill and later partially excavated. If digging a copy out of the trash isn’t your idea of fun, you can play the game online.

For more on the movie, check out 20 Things You Might Not Know About E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. For the game, we’ve got both The Legend of the Lost Atari E.T. Games and The Story Behind Atari’s Infamous E.T. Video Game.

7. DAVID LETTERMAN ON LATE NIGHT

David Letterman made his late-night debut on Monday, February 1. NBC’s Late Night With David Letterman was his first evening show, and his first guest was Bill Murray. While Letterman famously moved around among the big networks, his 33-year career included a reported 6028 total late-night broadcasts.

The first face to appear onscreen in Letterman’s Late Night debut (and later Late Show) was Calvert DeForest, who played Larry “Bud” Melman. Letterman debuted his first Top Ten List on September of 1985. An early review by AP TV writer Fred Rothenberg included this very perceptive bit:

“The comic genius of Letterman is finding humor in the mundane and incongruous. On Tuesday night, he brought out Dr. Norman Hoffman for ‘Limited Perspective,’ a dentist’s view of the movie ‘Reds.’

Dr. Hoffman said the actors’ teeth were not convincing as pre-Russian Revolution dentures. ‘Pretty much ruined the film for you, huh?’ wondered Letterman.”

For more on Letterman’s late night career, check out Top 10 Facts About The Early Days of Late Night With David Letterman, 11 of Bill Murray’s Greatest Letterman Appearances, The David Letterman Show No One Watched, and 23 Things That David Letterman Invented.

8. DIET COKE

The Coca-Cola Company avoided mixing its Coke brand with non-sugar-sweetened drinks for decades. Although Tab and Diet Pepsi were released in the early 1960s, it wasn’t until July 9, 1982 that Diet Coke was introduced to test markets. It rolled out nationwide in 1983.

Diet Coke was a complex drink, relying on an entirely new formula sweetened with aspartame. It bore little relationship (chemically, at least) with regular Coke, which was a risk. But it paid off, as Diet Coke became the best-selling low-calorie soft drink in the U.S. by the end of 1983. By 1984, Diet Coke was the third overall soft drink, behind only Coca-Cola and Pepsi. It stayed that way until 2010, when it displaced Pepsi in the #2 spot.

Diet Coke’s launch slogan? “Just for the taste of it.”

9. CHEERS

On September 30, NBC welcomed TV viewers into a Boston bar “Where everybody knows your name.” That line, of course, came from the show’s iconic theme song by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo.

The first season of Cheers was a ratings disaster, with the show ranking 77th out of 100 shows, according to Nielsen. But NBC liked the show and renewed it—which was a smart move, because it became a smash hit in later years. By the end of its 11-season run, it garnered 26 million viewers each week.

Cheers was a major influence for TV writers, helping inspire writers who created everything from Scrubs to Parks and Recreation. It also spawned the successful spin-off Frasier, which meant Kelsey Grammer played Frasier Crane for two decades.

For more Cheers joy, check out 30 Things You Might Not Know About Cheers.

(Another notable TV series that debuted in 1982 was Knight Rider. Unfortunately it doesn’t get its own entry on this list!)

10. THE JARVIK-7 ARTIFICIAL HEART

On December 2, retired dentist Dr. Barney Clark became the first human to receive a permanent artificial heart. It was called the Jarvik-7 (after lead inventor Dr. Robert Jarvik), and was implanted by Dr. William DeVries. The heart required a 400-pound pneumatic compressor to support it, which meant Clark was hospital-bound for the remaining 112 days of his life.

Clark knew that his lifespan was limited, but the artificial heart was his only option—he wasn’t healthy enough to be on the transplant list for a human heart. Prior to the Jarvik-7 surgery, doctors estimated that Clark only had a few weeks to live if no intervention was made. In his life with the artificial heart, he lived to celebrate his 39th anniversary with his wife, Una Loy. He died on March 23, 1983.

11. THE FIRST EMOTICON 🙂

On September 29, Carnegie Mellon University computer scientist Scott Fahlman officially proposed the first emoticon. At 11:44 a.m., he posted this message to a bulletin board:

19-Sep-82 11:44 Scott E Fahlman 🙂

From: Scott E Fahlman

I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers:

🙂

Read it sideways. Actually, it is probably more economical to mark things that are NOT jokes, given current trends. For this, use:

🙁

The term “emoticon” came later, based on the words “emotion” and “icon.” Fahlman wrote a detailed account of the emoticon, noting:

“Given the nature of the community, a good many of the posts were humorous (or attempted humor). The problem was that if someone made a sarcastic remark, a few readers would fail to get the joke, and each of them would post a lengthy diatribe in response. That would stir up more people with more responses, and soon the original thread of the discussion was buried. In at least one case, a humorous remark was interpreted by someone as a serious safety warning.”

Good thing we solved that problem forever. 🙂

12. JOSEPH & THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT ON BROADWAY

On January 27, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat debuted on Broadway, then ran at the Royale Theatre through September 4, 1983. Featuring music by Andrew Lloyd Webber and book and lyrics by Tim Rice, the production was the culmination of work started by the duo way back in 1967. (Well, to be technical, their work was based on the story of Joseph from the Book of Genesis.)

In 1967, Lloyd Webber and Rice (then aged 23 and 19) wrote a 15-minute version of Dreamcoat for an Easter concert at Lloyd Webber’s younger brother’s school. Over the years, they just kept adding to it, recording a concept album in 1969, and taking the show on the road for college performances in the early 1970s. By 1982 the show finally reached Broadway.

13. ADOBE SYSTEMS

In December, Chuck Geschke and John Warnock founded Adobe Systems, Incorporated. Their focus was on getting text and images to translate from computer screens to print reliably. By 1983, they debuted their “PostScript” technology, which enabled desktop publishing by codifying a common language for both printers and computer layouts. (Apple bought a 15-percent stake in the company in 1983 and promptly licensed PostScript, solidifying its place in the desktop publishing revolution with its as-yet-unreleased Macintosh.)

In later years, Adobe went on to create Adobe Photoshop, the PDF, Adobe Illustrator, and a pile of other important software applications for creative professionals.

14. USA TODAY

On September 15, USA Today first appeared on newsstands, to howls of protest from the old guard of the newspaper world. From the beginning, USA Today was a national paper, not pegged to a single local market like other newspaper mainstays—and that ended up being its strength.

The other core strength of USA Today was its “new journalism of hope,” a phrase coined by founder Allen Neuharth. On its very first cover, it used the headline “Miracle: 327 survive, 55 die” to describe a horrific airplane crash. Truly a newspaper for the modern (TV-centric) era, it was filled with color, and quickly became a serious contender. As of September 2015, USA Today had the fifth-highest paid print circulation among U.S. newspapers.

15. THE CD PLAYER

On October 1, Sony released the first home CD player in Japan, dubbed the CDP-101. Sony also collaborated with CBS to issue 50 albums on CD, featuring everything from Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall to Strauss’s Also Sprach Zarathustra. The first CD released was Billy Joel’s 52nd Street.

That first player cost more than $2200 in today’s dollars, but it included the signature loading tray that virtually all CD players used afterwards. The whole endeavor was based largely on earlier laserdisc technology (which was still in use at the time to provide LP-sized movies to home cinema enthusiasts), but of course with a radically smaller size and an audio-only experience. Those early CDs cost around $35 in today’s dollars.

It took years for CDs to overtake cassette tapes and vinyl LPs. Dire Straits’s album Brothers in Arms, released in 1985, was the first album to sell one million copies in CD form.

16. THE FIRST PERSONAL COMPUTER VIRUS TO SPREAD FAR

The history of computing is full of self-replicating programs, making it hard to point to the very first computer virus. It comes down to how you define a virus, really. But for personal computer users, Rich Skrenta’s “Elk Cloner” is the first computer virus in the wild. Skrenta was only 15 years old when he created it.

Elk Cloner installed itself on Apple II floppy disks and was originally designed as a prank. While distributing floppies containing games or other programs, Skrenta had previously inserted text messages of his own. When his friends didn’t like that (and stopped trading with him), he wrote a clever self-replicating program to quietly spread his messages to floppies he never touched. By infecting the “boot sector” of a disk, Elk Cloner could insert itself into other floppies. It didn’t do much, nor was it particularly malicious. As The Sydney Morning Herald reported:

“The prank, though annoying to victims, is relatively harmless compared with the viruses of today. Every 50th time someone booted an infected disk, a poem he wrote would appear, saying in part, ‘It will get on all your disks; it will infiltrate your chips.’

Skrenta started circulating the virus in early 1982 among friends at his school and at a local computer club. Years later, he would continue to hear stories of other victims, including a sailor during the first Gulf War nearly a decade later. (Why that sailor was still using an Apple II, Skrenta does not know.)”

17. CIABATTA BREAD

Ciabatta bread was invented in July, 1982 by a baker in Adria, Italy (near Venice). Here’s the situation: French baguettes had invaded the Italian sandwich industry, and something had to be done. Italian bakers toiled to create a new bread based on regional recipes.

Arnaldo Cavallari finally invented what he called Ciabatta Polesano, and the sandwich world was never the same. Cavallari told The Guardian:

“‘I invented the new ciabatta,’ says Cavallari, loud and proud. ‘I used a very soft, wet dough, with a lot of water—very watery. It’s the best bread, of course. All my breads are made with natural things, so it tastes good. I am touching the sky I am so happy that it is so good, that it has done so well everywhere. But when I had invented it, I looked at it and I thought, ‘What can I call it?’ Then I thought that it is similar to a slipper, so I thought ‘ciabatta.’ For copyright, I registered the name ciabatta along with Polesano, the name of the area where I work. In 1989, I registered the name ‘Ciabatta Italian.’ It’s the best bread.’”

18. THE DARK CRYSTAL

When Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal graced theaters on December 17, it was a minor miracle. Full of creatures—the large ones requiring six people to operate them—the film was dark, weird, and beloved by fans.

Henson recruited longtime collaborator Frank Oz to direct the movie, and worked with illustrator Brian Froud to create the film’s unique world. An early test screening revealed audience’s complaints about the first cut: In the original edit, the Skeksis language was completely indecipherable, and it was that way on purpose. Henson and company figured that the audience could figure out what was going on by context clues. Forced into a corner by test audiences, the team proceeded to shoehorn new (intelligible) Skeksis dialogue, as well as some explanatory voiceovers to help audiences sort out what was happening. (A similar test screening/voiceover addition occurred with Blade Runner the same year.)

After the studio decided not to spend much promoting the film (in part because of lukewarm test screenings), Henson bet everything on The Dark Crystal. He spent $15 million of his own money to buy the film back from its studio, at the risk of going broke. Fortunately, the film brought in $40 million. Not a bad investment after all.

Also, good news! The Abandoned Dark Crystal Sequel Is Being Turned Into a Comic Book.

19. BLADE RUNNER

On June 25, Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner hit theaters and began reverberating through pop culture—despite being a flop at the box office. Based on Philip K. Dick’s novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, the film features Harrison Ford in a dystopian future version of Los Angeles, hunting for rogue “replicants.” It combined film noir with science fiction, and set the tone for later classics like The Matrix. It also had a corny tacked-on voiceover track to help audiences understand it … which was later removed in the Director’s Cut.

Fun fact: the terms “Blade Runner” and “replicant” never appeared in the original novel.

20. STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN

On June 4, audiences learned the signature cry of Captain James T. Kirk: “Khaaaaaaaan!” Bearing the tagline “At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance,” Star Trek II was a tale of revenge that actually began on the original Star Trek series in the 1967 episode “Space Seed.”

Featuring a standout performance by Ricardo Montalbán and special effects by Industrial Light & Magic, Star Trek II made it clear that Trek could continue as a movie franchise. Just five years later, Star Trek: The Next Generation brought the franchise back to TV.

21. THE TOYOTA CAMRY (IN JAPAN)

Toyota introduced its Camry line on March 24. It was designed to be a classy medium-sized car featuring a fuel-efficient FF design (Front-engine Front-drive). The Camry existed to fill out Toyota’s lineup of economical cars, including the Tercel and Celica. The name “Camry” was based on the Japanese kanmuri, meaning “crown.”

The first Camrys to reach the U.S. came in 1983, and by 1985 it was one of Toyota’s main products by volume. Through a series of redesigns, buyers eventually made the Camry the bestselling car in the U.S. for four years in a row. The popularity of certain model years led to them appearing on the “most stolen vehicles” lists over the years; the 1991 Toyota Camry often pops up on such lists, though various Honda models typically beat it.

22. THE COMMODORE 64

The Commodore 64 is the best-selling personal computer in history, selling more than 30 million units. It was a serious player in the PC market, bearing a sticker price of just $595—for a computer with 64 kilobytes of RAM! (Their early tagline: “What nobody else can give you at twice the price.”)

Part of the reason for the C64’s success was Commodore’s strategy to sell it without extras at big-box stores like K-mart. The machine was packaged without a floppy drive, cassette drive, display, printer, or anything else a typical user might need. By selling all those items as add-ons, Commodore allowed vendors to sell the main computer on the cheap and mark up the extras. It worked. The C64 and its variants continued to be produced and sold for a decade, making it one of the longest-lived PCs in history.

23. KOYAANISQATSI

The enigmatic film Koyaanisqatsi was first screened at the Santa Fe Film Festival on April 28, 1982, though it wasn’t widely released until the following year. It’s hard to describe the film with any single category; some feel it’s a documentary, others prefer just to call it a “nonfiction film,” as it contains no narration, no dialogue, no actors, and only the briefest writing at the beginning (defining the term “Koyaanisqatsi,” from the Hopi language). This is a film that does a lot of showing and very little telling, and its effect on an audience is often profound.

Koyaanisqatsi was the product of seven years of filming, with extensive work by cinematographer Ron Fricke and director Godfrey Reggio to capture both the natural and manmade environments, often in timelapse or slow-motion. One of its most memorable sequences was the demolition of the Pruitt–Igoe housing projects in St. Louis, filmed all the way back in 1975. It was a long slog to gather the footage, assemble it, and finally get it into the world—this odd art film even required the backing of Francis Ford Coppola to get a wide release.

In the decades since its release, Koyaanisqatsi has become incredibly influential among filmmakers both for its visual style and its signature score by Philip Glass (part of which was later reused in the Watchmen film adaptation).

24. THE COLOR PURPLE

Alice Walker’s book The Color Purple was written as an epistolary novel (a series of letters). It went on to win both the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction and the National Book Award in 1983, and was quickly adapted into both a musical and a movie.

The plot centers on Celie, a 14-year-old girl who starts writing letters to God. When she writes, she is pregnant with her second child by her father. It’s a grim and important tale, spanning decades, dealing with racism, rape, homosexuality, and the legacy of abuse in the American South.

25. DEBUT ALBUMS BY R.E.M., JANET JACKSON, LIONEL RICHIE, SONIC YOUTH, AND BILLY IDOL

1982 was a big year for musical debuts. Here’s a partial list:

Sonic Youth – Sonic Youth – March

Billy Idol – Billy Idol – July 16

R.E.M. – Chronic Town EP – August 24

Janet Jackson – Janet Jackson – September 21

Lionel Richie – Lionel Richie – October 6

Other notable albums released that year included Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska, Duran Duran’s Rio, and Prince’s 1999.

26. THE VIETNAM VETERANS MEMORIAL

On November 10, 1982 (Veterans Day), the Vietnam War Memorial in Washington, D.C. opened to the public. Created by then-20-year-old student Maya Lin, it was immediately nicknamed “The Wall,” as it’s a long, V-shaped granite wall inscribed with the names of Americans who died in the Vietnam War.

The memorial is viscerally powerful, as visitors consult the 57,661 names listed, looking for friends and loved ones. It’s common for mourners to bring a bit of paper and trace a name from the wall.

27. THE CONCH REPUBLIC

The Florida Keys connect to the mainland by a single road (U.S. Route 1). On April 18, the U.S. Border Patrol set up a checkpoint on that road and began searching cars that left the Keys, reportedly in a bid to prevent illegal immigration. Key West residents didn’t like this one bit, in part because it created incredible traffic jams (reportedly 17 miles long) and discouraged tourism.

In return, Key West mayor Dennis Wardlow presided over a tongue-in-cheek protest of the checkpoint. Wardlow announced that Key West seceded from the Union on April 23. He retitled himself Prime Minister and declared that Key West was now a sovereign nation called the Conch Republic. Finally, he commenced “war” on the United States, a symbolic act that involved whacking a guy dressed in a U.S. Navy uniform with loaves of stale Cuban bread. One minute into the war, Wardlow surrendered, demanding $1 billion in foreign aid “to rebuild our nation after the long Federal siege.” The roadblock was soon removed, but the $1 billion never arrived.

28. PRINCE WILLIAM

On June 21, Princess Diana gave birth to her first son with Prince Charles. William was born in St. Mary’s Hospital in London, making him the first heir to the British throne to be born in a hospital. (Previously, royal babies were delivered at the Palace.)

Prince Charles and Princess Diana brought their baby boy out of the hospital, allowing onlookers a glimpse. On June 28, his name was announced as William Arthur Philip Louis. People Magazine reported:

“… Prince Charles was at his young wife’s side throughout the delivery—the only British royal male in modern times to attend the birth of an offspring. (By contrast, Prince Philip played squash during Charles’ birth in 1948.)”

29. THE WEATHER CHANNEL

On May 2, The Weather Channel debuted on cable, offering exactly what you’d expect: weather—24 hours of weather, seven days a week. This was a huge innovation in 1982, when viewers were used to waiting for weather reports to arrive at scheduled times throughout other broadcasts. Advertised as “Weather on your schedule,” The Weather Channel became a mainstay of cable systems. As The New York Times reported in 1993, “To be sure, the network’s best performances come with the worst weather.”

30. THE BFG

Roald Dahl’s book The BFG (Big Friendly Giant) arrived in 1982. It’s the story of the orphan Sophie, who lives in an orphanage and encounters the BFG, who takes her to Giant Country.

The book celebrates wordplay, including the quote, “Don’t gobblefunk around with words.” It coins piles of whimsical words, including snozzcumber, frobscottle, whizpopping, and phizz-whizzing. Eventually Dahl’s imaginative language (appearing in many of his books) was collected in a dictionary.

31. “THE CATCH” (BY DWIGHT CLARK)

On January 10, 1982, Dwight Clark made football history with Joe Montana. With 58 seconds remaining in the NFC Championship Game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Dallas Cowboys, Clark jumped to catch a pass from Montana, earning the 49ers the win. That win launched the team to Super Bowl XVI against the Cincinnati Bengals, which the 49ers proceeded to win. Clark’s fingertip grab became known as “The Catch.”

The San Francisco Chronicle reported:

“The six most important yards in 49er history were gained in a way that was awfully close to poetic. Even a cynic would have to admit that much.

To the untrained eye, it appeared Montana was wandering right, hoping more than devising, maybe even looking for a way out. But by that time, with Montana and the 49ers proceeding deep into their first—and most improbable—Super Bowl run, everybody had learned to admire and not question.”

Watch this NFL video to relive “The Catch.”

32. V FOR VENDETTA

Alan Moore’s comic V for Vendetta was first published starting in March 1982, as part of the British anthology book Warrior. It starts on Guy Fawkes Night in an imagined totalitarian 1997 London, when a masked anarchist known as V blows up the Houses of Parliament.

V for Vendetta was one of many comics in the book and was printed in black and white. But when Warrior ceased publication in 1985, Moore and illustrator David Lloyd still had several issues worth of unpublished material. In 1988, DC Comics published a 10-issue run with the original comic (now in color), plus the unpublished material, wrapping up the story.

The whole bundle was eventually printed as a trade paperback, featuring some additional material and the essay Behind the Painted Smile by Moore. The 2005 film adaptation was hugely influential, leading to an uptick in Guy Fawkes mask purchases. “Remember, remember the fifth of November …”

33. THE THX SOUND SYSTEM (AND “DEEP NOTE”)

In 1980, after Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back debuted in theaters, George Lucas hired audio engineers to design a new theater at Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch. The theater would be designed to mix sound, and it was to be the best of its kind. To make the system work, the room itself had to be designed properly, and the loudspeakers in the room had to be properly installed and tuned.

Over the following years, visitors to Skywalker Ranch commented on the great sound in its theaters, and asked whether this approach could be replicated in commercial movie theaters. That’s where THX comes in. Lucas and his team developed the THX Cinema Certification specifications, which are effectively a series of technical requirements for theaters. In late 1982, Dr. James A. Moorer developed “Deep Note,” also known as “the THX sound” (see video above), which would play in THX-certified theaters before approved presentations.

The first film to use the THX system was Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, released in 1983. But Deep Note and the technology behind THX came out in 1982, giving theaters a bit of time to retrofit before the next Star Wars film.

Incidentally, the name THX is a reference to Lucas’s film THX 1138.

34. EDDIE REDMAYNE, KIRSTEN DUNST, LIL WAYNE, ANNE HATHAWAY…

1982 is the birth year of all sorts of actors, entertainers, and sports stars. Here’s a partial list:

Eddie Redmayne – January 6

Kate Middleton – January 9

Dwyane Wade – January 17

Adam Lambert – January 29

Jessica Biel – March 3

Landon Donovan – March 4

Seth Rogen – April 15

Kelly Clarkson – April 24

Kirsten Dunst – April 30

Lizzy Caplan – June 30

Priyanka Chopra – July 18

Elisabeth Moss – July 24

Anna Paquin – July 24

Misty Copeland – September 10

LeAnn Rimes – August 28

Lil Wayne (Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.) – September 27

Dan Stevens – October 10

Anne Hathaway – November 12

Nicki Minaj – December 8

35. EPCOT CENTER

On October 1, 1982, Epcot Center opened in Walt Disney World. EPCOT originally stood for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow, and it was envisioned as a planned city, rather than a theme park; as a theme park, its acronym name was simply replaced with the word “Epcot.” Regardless, when it opened, Epcot was the most expensive private construction project in the world. Opening festivities included a dedication ceremony for Spaceship Earth (the big bumpy sphere).

The original EPCOT concept was utopian, but Disney didn’t live to see it realized. Instead, we got a pretty sweet theme park where “you can drink in 11 countries without ever leaving Florida,” as our own Stacy Conradt wrote.

See also: Watch Walt Disney’s Original EPCOT Vision (1966) and 32 Things You Should Know About EPCOT.


January 12, 2017 – 6:00pm