There’s a ton of good content on Twitter, and there’s also a lot of content you could spend hours scrolling through in order to get to the good stuff.
We’re doing the heavy lifting for you, sifting through the dirt and mining the gems like these 16, which we don’t think you’ll want to miss.
16. I’m “I’ve tweaked my back doing nothing” years old.
And it happens regularly.
I’m “tweaked my back doing my desk job” years old.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 26, 2020
15. That dog’s face is just priceless.
And the caption is spot on.
8 year old me when my mum made me ring people to thank them for my birthday presents pic.twitter.com/NbuBz0S72n
— Andy Leeman (@AndyLeeman91) July 26, 2020
14. It’s a whole mood.
And this description is pretty much everything.
Taylor’s new album makes me feel like I’m in a panic trying on slightly boot cut jeans in an Abercrombie dressing room late summer 1997. Which is to say I love it and I can’t stop listening.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 27, 2020
13. Yeah, that’s probably what your date means.
Don’t take her to a game; you’ll be disappointed.
yes i’m a fan of “baseball” (that one scene in twilight)
— unethical monogamist // 18+ (@tamagotchimilf) July 25, 2020
12. I mean you don’t want to smother him.
You’ve gotta let him know you have some self respect.
playing hard to get with my dog by taking a 30 second break from saying “I love you I love you you’re a perfect angel princess” over and over
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) July 21, 2020
11. It’s a brave new world.
I hope your little peanut is keeping up.
Developmental psychologist say that a child should be starting to sound off in the comments by 18 months
— pat regan (@poregan) July 24, 2020
10. That’s not how any of this works.
I mean, not if you believe in science and staying alive.
ACTUALLY I GOT TESTED FOR CORONA TWO MONTHS AGO AND IT CAME BACK NEGATIVE AND YEAH I’VE HAD SEX WITH 5 STRANGERS SINCE THEN BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE DIED AFTER FROM CORONA AND ALSO I DEFINITELY ALREADY HAD IT IN JANUARY SO I CANT LEGALLY GET IT AGAIN SO WE DONT HAVE TO USE A CONDOM pic.twitter.com/MNVBn2Sj9d
— Irene Merrow (@_irenemerrow) July 24, 2020
9. I’ve never seen a better application.
Give this woman her award.
a grown man catcalled me from a razor scooter & i didnt even beat him up where's my nobel peace prize
— Becca O'Neal (@becca_oneal) July 25, 2020
8. Why is this so hilarious?
I cannot stop giggling.
I have a Lindsey Graham joke but it won’t come out.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) July 25, 2020
7. Hahahahaha.
She’s not joking, though.
Looooooool thats jokes pic.twitter.com/CER8Fb1rAK
— mauricio pocketinho (we juan and oh) (@yxnnck) July 25, 2020
6. All of that wasted anxiety.
This is awkward.
Me when I realize it was me who didn't text back pic.twitter.com/tVjhhq5rVn
— ãdäm (@AdamSB___) July 25, 2020
5. Is there anything easier to copy?
8th grade me says no.
Signatures are so weird. It's like, okay you have to believe it's really me because I used cursive.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 24, 2020
4. Oof. Felt that.
I hear it never goes away, so that’s fun.
Me when the imposter syndrome kicks in. pic.twitter.com/KDCbz21EJ0
— Bannon Rudis (@BannonRudis) July 26, 2020
3. If you’re into dark humor, I mean.
You won’t find more skilled unintentional comedians.
Next time someone asks me who my favorite comedians are I’m just going to say Republicans
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) July 25, 2020
2. If you know, you know.
And you probably have some form of brain damage.
the blue one always hit different https://t.co/u72ijTlpMH
— ShawnWithKicks (@TakeMeOutonFOX) July 26, 2020
1. It is what it is.
This is where we are now.
Lesbians in 1990: outing people is wrong
Lesbians in 2000: outing people is wrong
Lesbians in 2010: outing people is wrong
Lesbians in 2020: Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are dating and I can prove it
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) July 24, 2020
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling lighter for laughing!
Which of these was your favorite? Tell us in the comments!
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