There’s a ton of content on Twitter, and actually, there’s so much GOOD and funny content on Twitter, that it can be hard to keep up with it all.
In general, that’s fine – you follow the people you want to hear from and keep up with them, and everyone is happy!
There’s always a chance that you’re missing some truly biting, witty, hilarious commentary, though, and that’s where we come in – with 15 tweets like these!
15. This is amazing as long as you know your audience.
one of our team members handed in their notice like this
pic.twitter.com/tqc9Hn6ODE
— cum on eileen (@bitchitshan) June 27, 2019
14. I might need more than a minute.
take a minute to appreciate what I just saw on the road. pic.twitter.com/jjHPs78VWe
— Andrew (@TheCrewDog96) June 15, 2019
13. You could write an entire novel based on this mini-scene.
interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance”
me:
interviewer:
me: you don’t remember me do you?
— Conajam (@conajam) June 14, 2019
12. They make the gum world go ’round.
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who carry gum and people who always ask other people for gum.
— Krystie Lee Yandoli (@KrystieLYandoli) June 19, 2019
11. This meme is just so versatile.
Me explaining to ⠀ ⠀ ⠀My cat
my cat that I ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀pretending
won’t tell anyone ⠀⠀ ⠀he cant speak
if he can speak pic.twitter.com/X7PHTuEXZ9— pablo (@PabloPiqasso) June 17, 2019
10. Yeah, I’d watch this.
My Netflix prank show idea:
Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.
— JOH-ee is a MESS. (@JustJoeyJoeyJo) June 15, 2019
9. IDK it actually just looks like you were trying the correct pronunciation?
In conclusion : I’m an idiot pic.twitter.com/H08bpvYouS
— Abi •°•° bsd spoilers (@skkaregay) June 15, 2019
8. These titles really should be taken more seriously.
Every Father’s Day I think about the time I jokingly asked my 4 year-old daughter if she was going to get me a “World's Best Dad” mug. “Nope,” she said gravely. “I haven’t met all the dads in the world.”
— RM (@dorsalstream) June 16, 2019
7. The best of both worlds?
Being the older sister is such a stressful thing like one minute I’m parenting then the next I’m helping my sister do shit she’s not supposed to be doin just because I want her to have fun & enjoy her youth
— J (@Juliana_serna04) June 17, 2019
6. This made me choke on my coffee.
Him: Did you adopt your dog?
Me: No, he's my biological dog.— Goats? (@Gooooats) June 19, 2019
5. This is so pure and adorable.
my dad doesn’t know how to download music to his phone, so he decided the best way to listen to his favorite music is by recording the music videos from the tv on his phone !
pic.twitter.com/dZTMj0Tcf3
— ??????? (@melissaandoval_) June 12, 2019
4. It’s important to keep people guessing.
"I can't, too busy":
– no one believes you
– tired
– allows for future invitations"I can't. Not since the accident"
– mysterious
– fresh
– prevents future invitations— Kyle
(@KylePlantEmoji) June 15, 2019
3. Just ask my gasping laptop.
protip: the best way to remember something is to keep it in an open tab forever
— Yuri Victor
(@yurivictor) June 17, 2019
2. Just say the safe word!
[during sex]
Me: hurt me
Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
Me: wait
Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 19, 2019
1. At least a thousand words.
4 Pictures
1 Story pic.twitter.com/dXB1RQUrAn— Joshua Michael Lim (@ihave2mums) June 22, 2019
I’m going to follow some of these accounts now, for sure!
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