Cats are always gonna do their own thing. Love them, hate them…they honestly don’t really give a sh*t.
But if you choose to co-habitate with one (not own one; that’s not a thing), or one chooses to co-habitate with you, then you have to know that these 15 situations are very likely in your future.
Take it or leave it.
Once again, the cat doesn’t really care.
15. Cat body parts have different names than you learned in kindergarten. For example, these are toe beans:
14. Cats are entertainment – just add catnip.
13. If you need to stand, they will sit on you.
12. When a cat decides to hold your hand, you have been blessed.
11. Even cats need to know they’re beautiful.
10. You might as well have a teenager.
I yelled at my cat because she was trying to eat grass and she literally rolled her eyes at me pic.twitter.com/MXFryIHtet
— Serena (@thisisntserena) July 24, 2019
9. Dressing them up is SO. PRECIOUS.
My cat in a tie. That’s it. That’s the tweet. pic.twitter.com/LTfQQRZVW9
— Rolanna (@sighbanana) July 28, 2019
8. The weirdest stuff freaks them out.
7. They strike very silly poses just before wrecking your stuff.
This Is My Corner. It Was Made For Me pic.twitter.com/gef4ExXdYp
— Nugget the Cat (@QueenNuggies) July 27, 2019
6. They sneeze just like people.
5. Your sink is not just your sink, anymore.
4. Even disdain makes you feel nice, if it comes from a cat.
my friend got a “ragdoll” cat and all she does is lounge like this and silently judge us. mood pic.twitter.com/PchoLAhqwN
— Danielle Betsy (@sistersome) July 27, 2019
3. Work is no longer your first priority .
2. If your cat isn’t on your holiday card are you even a cat owner?
1. There is nothing your cat can’t get into. Nothing.
Now, go pet your cat – but only for the allotted amount of time.
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