Mind your head on the tube, love!
I kid, I kid. We know all British people don’t sound like that…or do they? Just kidding! Again!
Hey, they make fun of us too, so let’s dish it out a little, shall we?
Righty-o!
1. YewChube.com
British people be like:
Yew chube— dies of botulism (@paigettey) July 20, 2019
2. ROIGHT
british people be like ROIGHT wots oll dis den
— not as cool and bodacious as funky kong (@quinnmacncheese) July 20, 2019
3. Sexy
british people be having sex like:
mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving
— butters (@yung_butters) July 8, 2019
4. Don’t bover me
British people be like
I'm not bovered
— Circe On A String (@Circe_Speaks) July 23, 2019
5. There it is again
british ppl be like ‘chewsday’ :/
— . (@golxgappay) February 5, 2019
6. My favorite!
british people be like i fink so
— read bio (@goobsoup) February 3, 2019
7. Hahahaha
english ppl be like im droring a picksher
— matthew (@denimjaisket) December 23, 2018
8. Hayche-BO
Why do British people say “hayche” instead of just H???
— Steven (@n0tsteven) June 19, 2019
9. Those spicy things
Why do British people say Jah-la-peños
— E (@ExquisiteWilli1) July 24, 2019
10. My second favorite!
"Fank yew" – any British person ever
— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@gucciano) February 13, 2012
11. Thirsty
english people be like can i get a glass of wah-uh
— are u worried? (@brolteon) September 19, 2018
12. You’ve heard this one
english ppl be like: massive
— aspiring cat boy (@visuaInoveI) July 27, 2019
13. That’s means the conversation is over
british people be like "right then"
— monica (@ttuesdayaddams) July 8, 2019
14. Good ideer
uk ppl be like "i have an ideer"
— yousef said (@yousef_hilmy) November 8, 2017
15. Absolutely famished
Brits be like "im proper famished" dude just say you're hungry
— Lou (@Loucifer_III) October 10, 2017
To all our friends across the pond: we’re just being cheeky!
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