The funny parenting tweets just keep coming!
Why?
Because there’s a never-ending stream that comes with raising those kiddos!
Here are some more for you to enjoy!
Let’s go!
1. Could get very messy.
IDK who needs to hear this but don’t wait until the end of the quarantine to discover you never pulled your kid’s lunch out of her backpack.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 22, 2020
2. It’s a new game!
Wife: What are you guys playing?
Me: Hopscotch.
Wife: But the kids are just hopping up and down while you're drinking scot-
Me:
Wife: Got an extra glass?
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 24, 2020
3. All of the above.
8: what day is it? Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?
Me: yes
— Kerry on Wayward Son (@EmissaryKerry) March 25, 2020
4. Keep it down!
What a crazy world— my 5yo just requested me to please not be loud or crazy because she has a call at 10 with her class.
— #hashtagtacos
(@VicVijayakumar) March 24, 2020
5. Hey o! I get it!
Her: Twins run in my family
Me: I can’t even get mine to go for a walk
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) March 25, 2020
6. Baby steps…
Them: I taught my kids French during the quarantine
Me: I taught my 4 year old TikTok
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 25, 2020
7. All the boxes are checked.
Reading your kids a book in a funny voice that entertains them AND annoys your spouse is the holy grail of parenting.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 24, 2020
8. No manual for that…
My toddler prefers brushing his teeth in the nude
No one prepared me for these moments
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) March 25, 2020
9. It’s brutal.
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, “teaching elementary school math.”
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 23, 2020
10. Hard to explain that one.
I told my kids I was older than the Internet then spent the next hour trying to explain how to (google) things with magical books called encyclopedias
— Crockett
(@CrockettForReal) March 25, 2020
11. You can whine here!
I moved a table into the living room so the kids now have a cute little workspace/desk area to sit at while they whine.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 23, 2020
12. It’s party time!
Me: We’re well stocked with the necessities, let’s not waste food
What my kids hear: Yayy let’s eat, every hour, like it’s a cruise buffet
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 25, 2020
Moms and dads, do these musings look familiar?
How are your kiddos right now?
Wild? Crazy? Funny?
Share a story or two with us in the comments!
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