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10 Heartwarming Facts About ‘Miracle on 34th Street’

Tara Aquino

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For nearly 70 years, George Seaton’s Miracle on 34th Street has been a go-to holiday classic. Starring Maureen O’Hara, John Payne, Edmund Gwenn, and Natalie Wood, the film follows a wise-beyond-her-years little girl, her nonbeliever mom, and their lawyer neighbor as they defend the existence of Santa Claus in a New York City courtroom. Suffice it to say, it’s the kind of spirited, burst-your-heart movie that makes you want to spread the Christmas cheer. Now, get to know more about the timeless classic with these 10 things you might not have known about Miracle on 34th Street.

1. THE MOVIE WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THE BIG HEART.

According to Turner Classic Movies, it was director George Seaton who lobbied for the name The Big Heart. “I am crazy about the title The Big Heart. If we can clear it, it is a natural,” wrote Seaton in a memo to producer William Perlberg. “It is the kind of title like Sentimental Journey [1946] that made such a hit previously with [John Payne and Maureen O’Hara].” It didn’t stick with American audiences, but it was first released under that title in the U.K.

2. VALENTINE DAVIES WAS INSPIRED TO WRITE THE STORY WHILE STANDING IN A LONG LINE AT A DEPARTMENT STORE.

According to TCM, Davies got the idea for the film during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. The long lines and chaos left him to wonder what Santa would’ve thought about such commercialization. After writing the story, he gave the idea to Seaton to turn into a script. In 1947, when the film was released in theaters, Davies also released his novella version of the story.

3. THE STUDIO DIDN’T GET THE CONSENT OF MACY’S AND GIMBELS UNTIL AFTER FILMING HAD CONCLUDED.

Despite the fact that both Macy’s and Gimbels figure prominently in the story, the studio took a gamble by not getting the companies to sign off before using their names. According to TCM, the studio made the companies aware they were going into production, but refused to share footage until filming was completed. Luckily, both department stores were satisfied with the final product.

4. EDMUND GWENN ACTUALLY PLAYED SANTA IN THE 1946 MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE.

The parade scene was entirely real, and Maureen O’Hara’s autobiography proves it. “Those sequences, like the one with Edmund riding in the sleigh and waving to the cheering crowd, were real-life moments in the 1946 Macy’s parade,” she wrote. “It was a mad scramble to get all the shots we needed, and we got to do each scene only once. It was bitterly cold that day, and Edmund and I envied Natalie and John Payne, who were watching the parade from a window.”

5. NATALIE WOOD STILL BELIEVED IN SANTA.

Natalie Wood was eight years old while filming Miracle on 34th Street. “I still vaguely believed in Santa Claus,” said Wood, as recorded in her biography written by Suzanne Finstad. “I guess I had an inkling that maybe it wasn’t so, but I really did think that Edmund Gwenn was Santa. I had never seen him without his beard because he used to come in early in the morning and spend several hours putting on this wonderful beard and mustache. And at the end of the shoot, when we had a set party, I saw this strange man, without the beard, and I just couldn’t get it together.”

6. THE FILM WAS RELEASED IN THE SUMMER.

Despite being a Christmas movie, Fox’s studio head pushed for the film to be released in the summer. “[Darryl] Zanuck wasn’t sure it would be a success, so he had it released in June, when movie attendance is highest, rather than wait for Christmas,” wrote O’Hara in her autobiography ‘Tis Herself. “In fact, the publicity campaign barely talked about Christmas at all.” Clearly, the strategy worked.

7. THE SAYING KRIS KRINGLE LISTS UNDER DATE OF BIRTH ON HIS MACY’S JOB APPLICATION IS ACTUALLY A LINE BY JONATHAN SWIFT.

One of the memorable moments in the film is when Kris Kringle fills out his employment card. In addition to listing the North Pole as his birthplace and all of his reindeer as his next of kin, Kringle gets clever with his DOB. He writes: “I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.” The saying famously comes from Irish satirist Jonathan Swift.

8. IN THE SCENE WHERE NATALIE WOOD’S SUSAN WALKER SPOTS HER DREAM HOUSE, IT WAS SO COLD OUTSIDE THE CAMERAS ACTUALLY FROZE.

It seems the whole production was nothing short of a Miracle. While filming the final scene, when Susan spots her dream house, the weather was so cold that production had to stop to let the cameras thaw. In the meantime, as recalled by TCM, a nearby neighbor invited the cast inside for warmth. O’Hara took the woman and her husband to an exclusive New York restaurant that night as a thank you.

9. JOHN PAYNE WROTE A SEQUEL TO THE FILM THAT WAS NEVER PRODUCED.

According to O’Hara, her co-star loved the film so much he wanted to make a follow-up. “John really believed in … Miracle on 34th Street, and always wanted to do a sequel,” she wrote in ‘Tis Herself. “We talked about it for years, and he eventually even wrote a screenplay sequel. He was going to send it to me, but tragically died before he could get around to it. I never saw it and have often wondered what happened to it.”

10. GWENN, O’HARA, AND PAYNE WOULD HANG OUT TOGETHER ON NIGHTS THEY WEREN’T FILMING.

It seems the Christmas spirit was alive during production just as much as it is in the final film. In her autobiography, O’Hara recalled the magical evenings she spent with her co-stars. “Each evening, when we were not working, Edmund Gwenn, John, and I went for a walk up Fifth Avenue. Natalie had to go to bed, but we didn’t. We stopped and window-shopped at all the stores, which were beautifully decorated for the holidays,” wrote O’Hara. “Edmund especially loved those nights and acted more like the kid who might be getting the presents instead of the Santa who would be giving them. I got such a big kick out of seeing the expressions of windows dressers when they saw Edmund peering in at them—I knew then that he was going to make a big splash as Santa Claus … Everyone felt the magic on the set and we all knew we were creating something special.”

December 4, 2016 – 10:00am

Showtime Launches New Line of ‘Twin Peaks’-Inspired Gear

Kirstin Fawcett

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The much-anticipated Twin Peaks revival isn’t coming to the Showtime network until 2017, but fans can get pumped for its return by donning new gear inspired by the cult show. Showtime recently launched a new line of Twin Peaks-themed merchandise, and some of it even features artwork by the series’ co-creator, David Lynch.

Items for sale include T-shirts and sweatshirts, totes, blankets, mugs, art prints, and more. Some items are emblazoned with the classic “Welcome to Twin Peaks: Population 51,201” tagline, or Laura Palmer’s prom picture. Others feature scrawling illustrations—Twin Peaks’ ubiquitous hills, or motifs of pastries, coffee, fish, and logs—drawn by Lynch. And for particularly cultish fans, there are even “Red Room”-inspired items that are bright crimson, edged with the black-and-white zigzag pattern from the room’s floor.

You can view some pictures below, or visit Showtime’s online Twin Peaks storefront to get the full scoop. Now, if only the network store would start selling fresh slices of cherry pie from the Double R diner (a.k.a. Twede’s Cafe).

All images courtesy of Showtime.

December 4, 2016 – 6:00am

Watch: Final Match, 2016 Classic Tetris World Championship

Chris Higgins

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This year’s Classic Tetris World Championship was a real barn-burner. This is a competition in which the world’s best old-school Nintendo Tetris players go head-to-head at a tournament inside the Portland Retro Gaming Expo. 2016 was the CTWC’s seventh year, and going into the finals, we had Jonas Neubauer, a five-time world champion, versus Jeff Moore, who has been putting up increasingly high scores over the past few years.

I refereed during the early rounds (not the finals) of this competition, and was impressed by Moore’s performance. He ended up as fourth seed (in a 32-seed bracket), with a qualifying score of 964,823 (the game maxes out at 999,999). Neubauer was third seed with a score of 972,651. Based on qualifying scores, these players were extremely close, and the resulting best-of-five match was intense.

So, my friends, settle in for a bit of intense Tetris nerdery. (If you want more of this, there’s tons more on YouTube.) If you just want to skip ahead to the moment of extreme tension, skip to 30:00 in and watch for a few minutes (listen for the audience—people were flipping out).

(Note: I volunteered as a referee; my only compensation was a free tee-shirt.)

December 4, 2016 – 4:00am

Watch the ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Captain Janeway Who Almost Was

Chris Higgins

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When Star Trek: Voyager launched, its captain was named Elizabeth Janeway, after the American writer. That name was quickly changed to Nicole Janeway by Canadian actor Geneviève Bujold, who first played the part.

After just two days of filming, Bujold quit and producers pivoted to their second choice for the role: Kate Mulgrew, who again renamed the character—now to Kathryn Janeway—and proceeded to play the ship’s captain from 1995 through 2001. (Mulgrew’s most recent big TV role was as “Red” in Orange is the New Black.)

Because I wasn’t paying much attention to Star Trek news in 1994, I never knew about this little casting mixup, though it’s famous for serious Voyager fans. One enterprising (ahem, sorry) fan cut together several of the two Janeways’ scenes from the pilot episode, so you can compare the two actors in the same role. Although the Bujold scenes lack music and other major production elements, it seems clear that Mulgrew was the right choice. Have a look:

December 3, 2016 – 8:00pm

Charging Station, Levin Eco-Friendly Bamboo Charging Station Rack & Docking Organizer for Multiple Devices Such As Smartphones & Tablets for $29.99 (list price $59.99)

You Need to See Amazon’s Best Weekend Deals

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As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, December 3.

Mental Floss has affiliate relationships with certain retailers, including Amazon, and may receive a small percentage of any sale. But we only get commission on items you buy and don’t return, so we’re only happy if you’re happy. Good luck deal hunting!

GADGETS, TOYS, AND MEDIA

Bushnell Legend Ultra HD 8 x 42 Binocular for $124.99 (list price $256.26)

iPhone 7 Battery Case, Trianium Atomic Pro iPhone Portable Charger iPhone 7 2016 (4.7 inch) Charging Case [Black] 3200mAh Extended Battery Pack Power Cases Juice Bank Cover[Apple Certified Part] for $40.99 (list price $79.95)

LEGO Super Heroes The Hulk Buster Smash – 76031 for $23.99 (list price $29.99)

LEGO Classic Large Creative Brick Box 10698 for $49.99 (list price $59.99)

Shopkins Season 5, 12-Pack for $7.69 (list price $10.99)

Bounty Hunter Gold Digger Metal Detector for $36.49 (list price $99.99)

BIG FIGS Star Wars Episode VII Massive BB-8 Deluxe Feature Action Figure for $31.25 (list price $49.99)

Magformers Classic Set colors may vary (30-pieces) for $23.99 (list price $49.99)

Seinfeld: The Complete Series for $39.99 (list price $71.37)

4M Crystal Growing Experiment for $19.43 (list price $32.99)

Anker PowerLine Lightning (10ft) Apple MFi Certified Lightning Cable / Charger Cord, for iPhone 7/6s/6s Plus/6/6 Plus/5s/5, iPad mini/4/3/2, iPad Pro Air 2 for $11.89 (list price $49.99)

Anker SoundCore Bluetooth Speaker with 24-Hour Playtime, 66-Foot Bluetooth Range & Built-in Mic, Dual-Driver Portable Wireless Speaker with Low Harmonic Distortion and Superior Sound – Black for $41.99 (list price $79.99)

KMASHI 15000mAh External Battery Power Bank, Portable Charger with Powerful Dual USB Output and 2A Input for $14.44 (list price $49.99)

Kingston Digital 16 GB DataTraveler SE9 G2 USB 3.0 Metal Flash Drive (DTSE9G2/16GB) for $8.97

Wireless Presenter, Doosl Wireless Presenter, RF 2.4GHz Powerpoint Clicker Presentation Remote Control Pen. for $14.99 (list price $27.90)

CRC 05346 Ice-Off Windshield Spray De-Icer – 12 Wt Oz. for $5.12 (list price $5.55)

Daffodil ULT05 USB LED Light – 8 Super Bright LED Reading Lamp – No Batteries Needed – PC & Mac Compatible (Black) for $6.85 (list price $13.95)

Travel Adapter, Worldwide All in One Universal Travel Adaptor Wall AC Power Plug Adapter Wall Charger with Dual USB Charging Ports for USA EU UK AUS Cell Phone Laptop for $10.99 (list price $39.99)

Anker 21W 2-Port USB Universal PowerPort Solar Charger for $59.99 (list price $99.99)

Samsung EVO 32GB Class 10 Micro SDHC Card with Adapter (MB-MP32DA/AM) for $9.99 (list price $37.99)

Anker Quick Charge 3.0 63W 5-Port USB Wall Charger, PowerPort Speed 5 for Galaxy S7 / S6 / Edge / Plus, Note 5 / 4 and PowerIQ for iPhone 7 / 6s / Plus, iPad Pro / Air 2 / mini, LG, Nexus, HTC & More for $33.99 (list price $89.99)

TaoTronics Bluetooth In Ear Headphones Wireless Earbuds Sports Magnetic Earphones with Built-in Mic (Sweatproof with IPX5 Splash Proof Rating, aptX Stereo, Up to 7 Hours Talk Time, Ceramic Antenna) for $29.99 (list price $39.99)

ASUS ZenFone 3 Laser 5.5″ 2GB RAM 32GB storage, Dual SIM – Factory Unlocked Phone – Glacier Silver for $179.00 (list price $199.00)

Anker PowerCore Slim 5000 Portable Charger, Ultra Slim 5000mAh External Battery with Fast-Charging PowerIQ, Pocket Friendly Power Bank for $18.99 (list price $49.99)

Wireless Earbuds Photive PH-BTE70 Bluetooth Headphones for iPhone 7. Sweatproof Secure Fit Wireless Headphones Designed to Stay in your Ears. for $26.95 (list price $79.95)

Armband, Trianium iPhone 5S Armband Universal Sport Armband for iPhone 6 5 SE 5C, Galaxy S7 / Galaxy S6 S5 S4 S6 Edge Running Pouch For Workout Touch Compatible + Key Holder – Black for $6.99 (list price $14.99)

iPhone 7 Plus Screen Protector, Trianium(2 Pack) Soft Fiber Glass Film iPhone 7 Plus &iPhone 6/6s Plus Screen Protectors 0.2mm [3D Touch Compatible]Work with Most Protective Case for $5.99 (list price $19.99)

iKross 3.5mm AUX Universal Stereo Car Radio FM Transmitter with USB Car Charger for $12.49 (list price $29.99)

TOTU BT-2 V4.1 Bluetooth Headphones Wireless Music Stereo Sports Headset – Red for $24.99 (list price $69.99)

KMASHI External Battery, Compact 5000mAh Portable Charger Power Bank Pack for iPhone 6S 6 Plus for $9.34 (list price $39.99)

KMASHI USB Quick Charge 2.0 Wall Charger, Fast Charger Adapter for iPhone 6 Plus Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge and More Smartphones for $5.94 (list price $13.99)

Mens Unique Analog Quartz Leather Band Dress Wrist Watch Waterproof Classic Business Casual Fashion Design Scratch Resistant Face Calendar Date Window Phase 98FT 30M 3ATM Water Resistant – Black for $29.99 (list price $29.99)

Bulova Men’s ‘Classic’ Quartz Stainless Steel and Leather Watch, Color:Brown (Model: 98B245) for $121.99 (list price $525.00)

Casio Men’s CA53W Calculator Watch for $14.99 (list price $24.95)

KITCHEN

Christmas Bundle – Unassembled Christmas Gingerbread House Kit with Candies, Fondant, Icing, Decorating Bag and Tip Included. – Bundled with Cloth for $24.99 (list price $29.99)

FoodSaver V2244 Vacuum Sealing System with Starter Kit for $62.30 (list price $99.99)

Latest Cooking Thermometers, Habor Digital Stainless Cooking Thermometer with Instant Read, Long Probe, LCD Screen, Anti-Corrosion, Best for Food, Meat, Grill, BBQ, Milk, and Bath Water for $7.99 (list price $13.99)

Marquis by Waterford Markham Double Old Fashioned Glasses, Set of 4 for $27.67 (list price $100.00)

UberChef Potato Ricer Set with 3 Ricing Discs (Fine, Medium, Coarse) ● Premium Stainless Steel Baby Food Strainer, Fruit Masher, and Food Press with Ergonomic Comfort Grip for $15.99 (list price $39.95)

Cook N Home 12-Piece Stainless Steel Set for $39.94 (list price $44.35)

Hiware 12 Inches Stainless Steel Mixing Spoon, Spiral Pattern Bar Cocktail Shaker Spoon for $6.66 (list price $10.00)

Lenox Tuscany Classics Martini, Set of 4 for $30.50 (list price $54.00)

Cuisinart CI670-30BLW 7 Qt. Casserole for $79.99 (list price $250.00)

Shun VB0718 Sora Hollow Ground Santoku Knife, 7-Inch for $59.95 (list price $100.00)

Cuisinart Profile Hard Anodized Cookware Set (10-Piece) for $119.99 (list price $189.99)

Blendtec C575A2301A-RECOND Blendtec Classic 575 Certified Reconditioned with WildSide Jar, Black for $269.00 (list price $342.19)

Fiesta 0.35 Quart Cast Iron Mini Casserole, Scarlet for $14.99 (list price $29.99)

All-Clad E414S6 Stainless Steel Pasta Pot and Insert Cookware, 6-Quart, Silver for $59.79 (list price $149.99)

Cuisinart Stockpot with Cover, 12Qt. for $59.99 (list price $89.99)

Westmark German Vegetable and Salad Spinner with Pouring Spout (Green) for $14.99 (list price $24.99)

WOMUL Mug Silicone Tea Infuser Mug Herbal Filter Diffusers Charming Pug Shaped for $11.99 (list price $19.79)

Calphalon Unison Nonstick 8-Inch and 10-Inch Omelette Pan Set for $59.29 (list price $86.48)

Lodge L8SGP3 Cast Iron Square Grill Pan, Pre-Seasoned, 10.5-inch for $19.97 (list price $26.82)

Pyrex and Chicago Cutlery Kitchen Prep Set for $17.99 (list price $39.99)

Rubbermaid FreshWorks 6.3 Cup Medium Produce Saver Food Storage Container, Green for $9.28 (list price $13.99)

Reed & Barton Country French 18/10 Stainless Steel 5-Piece Place Setting, Service for 1 for $42.62 (list price $68.75)

DRAGONN Premium Sturdy 3.5-inch, and 2.5-inch Blade Stainless-steel Pizza Cutter Wheel Set for $9.35 (list price $19.99)

Zojirushi SW-EAE35XA 11-3/4-Ounce Stainless-Steel Food Jar for $24.80 (list price $29.95)

Oenophilia Martini Atomizer with Funnel for $9.95 (list price $14.09)

Cooks Standard 02486 Hard Anodize Nonstick All Purpose Pan with Lid, 12″, Black for $23.09 (list price $39.99)

OXO Good Grips Baker’s Decorating Tool Kit for $33.99 (list price $39.99)

Utopia Kitchen Stainless Steel 6 Piece Knives Set (5 Knives plus and Acrylic Stand) for $30.99 (list price $69.99)

Tristar Products KC15057-02000 Round Chef Pan with Glass Lid, 10″, Copper for $19.99 (list price $32.48)

Shun VB0705 Sora Bread Knife, 9-Inch for $64.95 (list price $125.00)

Contigo SnapSeal Byron Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel Travel Mug, 20oz, Monaco for $12.99 (list price $18.99)

Boston Warehouse Ice Cream Spade, Whale Design for $10.36 (list price $16.99)

Jack Daniel’s Licensed Barware Label Logo Shot Glass for $6.99 (list price $7.39)

KitchenAid Professional 6000 HD KSM6573COB Stand Mixer, 6 Quart, Onyx Black for $264.99 (list price $429.99)

Danby 36 Bottle Freestanding Wine Cooler for $187.99 (list price $299.99)

Calphalon Contemporary Hard-Anodized Aluminum Nonstick Cookware, Pasta Pot with Steamer Insert, 8-quart, Black for $70.44 (list price $150.00)

A29 Moscow Mule 100 % Solid Pure Copper Unlined Mug /Cup (16-Ounce/Set of 4, Hammered) with BONUS Shot Glass and Free Recipe Booklet for $34.99 (list price $104.99)

Anova Precision Cooker, WIFI 2nd Gen, 900 Watts for $149.00 (list price $199.00)

Farberware Nonstick Bakeware 10-Inch Fluted Mold, Gray for $9.80 (list price $24.00)

Bamboo Cutting Board with Drip Groove & Stabilizing Lip – Premium Eco-friendly Antimicrobial 18-by-12-Inch Chopping Board – 3 Years Guarantee for $21.97 (list price $34.00)

Set of 2 Nayoya Fruit Infused Infuser Water Bottles – 28 Ounce Leak Proof Tritan Plastic for $19.87 (list price $39.99)

Hudson Essentials Stainless Steel Measuring Cups Set – 6 Piece Stackable Set with Spout for $24.99 (list price $64.99)

Clever Cutter 2-in-1 Food Chopper – Replace your Kitchen Knives and Cutting Boards for $14.85 (list price $19.99)

HOME

Sleep Master Traveler Premier Folding Twin Guest Bed, Plus Bonus Storage Bag for $143.00 (list price $174.00)

Blair Brushed Steel Metal Table Lamp Set of 2 for $54.95 (list price $69.99)

Balichun Pillowtop Down Alternative Queen Mattress Pad with 8-21-Inch Deep Pocket for $69.90 (list price $189.00)

Serta RTA Copenhagen Collection 78″ Sofa in Marzipan, CR43541PB for $287.55 (list price $629.99)

Scotch-Brite Lint Roller Twin Pack, 112 Sheets Total for $9.97 (list price $11.59)

Big Joe Small Fuf in Comfort Suede, Blue Sky for $54.12 (list price $79.99)

Black Sonoma 6 Drawer Dresser for $188.49 (list price $278.90)

Art Naturals Essential Oil Diffuser – Electric Cool Mist Aromatherapy Humidifier Aroma Diffuser – Spa Fragrance For The Whole House- Auto Shut-off & 7 Color LED Lights Changing (2017 New Model) for $29.95 (list price $42.95)

Pure Body Naturals Aromatherapy Top 6 Essential Sampler Oils Kit – 6/10 M for $14.95 (list price $24.95)

Deluxe Toilet Brush with Lid for $19.95 (list price $24.95)

OXO Good Grips Grout Brush for $4.99 (list price $8.59)

Coaster 102583 Round-Back Swivel Chair, White for $109.58 (list price $137.00)

Best Choice Products 7.5′ Ft Prelit Premium Spruce Hinged Artificial Christmas Tree W/ 550 Clear Lights And Stand for $124.95

KingLinen White Down Alternative Comforter Duvet Insert King for $40.99 (list price $199.99)

No Fog Shower Mirror with Rotating, Locking Suction; Bonus Separate Razor Holder | Adjustable Arm for Easy Positioning for $29.99 (list price $36.99)

InterDesign Pebblz Rug, 34 x 21″, Yellow/Gray for $15.29 (list price $29.38)

Coaster 102583 Round-Back Swivel Chair, White for $109.58 (list price $137.00)

Honey-Can-Do STO-02883 Magazine Banana Leaf Basket , 15.5 L x 5.3W x 10 H for $13.50 (list price $22.39)

DHP Aria Futon, White for $119.69 (list price $225.00)

LIHAO 12 Piece Set Rustproof Stainless Steel Shower Curtain Rings Hooks for Bathroom Shower Rod for $6.49 (list price $6.99)

Pinzon 300-Thread-Count Lattice Duvet Cover Set – Full/Queen, Platinum for $35.69 (list price $52.99)

Epica Super-Grip Non-Slip Area Rug Pad 5 x 8 for any hard Surface Floor, Keeps Your Rugs Safe and in Place for $14.95 (list price $27.95)

FindNew 16″24″ Microfiber Memory Foam Bath Mat with Anti-Skid Bottom Non-Slip Quickly Drying Black for $11.19 (list price $16.99)

Hookless RBH40BBS01 Snap-In Fabric Liner for Shower Curtains – White for $11.93 (list price $18.00)

Smart Home Bedding Super Plush Pillow Dust Mite Resistant Down Alternative (Queen/Standard, 2 Pack) for $26.99 (list price $99.99)

reamFoam 2″ Gel Swirl Memory Foam Topper, Made in USA, Queen for $61.99 (list price $119.99)

HEALTH AND BEAUTY

Conair All-in-One Men’s Grooming Tools Gift Set for $15.30 after on-screen coupon (list price $21.95)

The Body Shop Jingle Gel Rock Shower Gel Discovery Gift Set for $10.50 after on-screen coupon (list price $15.00)

Real Techniques Your Picks Make Up Brush Set for $19.20 after on-screen coupon (list price $29.99)

Ecotools Makeup Brush Cleansing Cloths, 0.46 Ounce for $5.59 after on-screen coupon (list price $6.99)

PURA D’OR Clinically Proven Professional Hair Loss Therapy Thickening Gift Set for $47.63 after on-screen coupon (list price $68.03)

Panasonic ER430K Ear & Nose Trimmer with Vacuum Cleaning System, Men’s, Wet/Dry, Battery-Operated for $17.61

Conair Deluxe Beard and Mustache Trimmer Grooming System Gift Set for $11.55 after on-screen coupon (list price $16.50)

Gillette Mach3 Turbo Cartridges 10 Count for $17.82 after on-screen coupon (list price $31.99)

Gillette Fusion Manual Men’s Razor Blade Refills, 12 Count for $21.32 after on-screen coupon (list price $47.99)

Gillette Mach3 Men’s Razor Blade Refills 8 Count for $14.13 after on-screen coupon (list price $22.19)

Gillette Sensor Cartridges 10 Count for $8.39 after on-screen coupon (list price $22.99)

Gillette Fusion Power Men’s Razor Blade Refills 8 Count for $17.38 after on-screen coupon (list price $32.51)

Gillette Venus Spa Women’s White Tea Scented Razor Blade Refills 6 Count for $14.99 after on-screen coupon (list price $22.49)

Gillette Embrace Sensitive Women’s Razor Blade Refills, 6 Count for $16.99 after on-screen coupon (list price $25.99)

The Body Shop Coconut Festive Picks Small Gift Set for $14.00 after on-screen coupon (list price $20.00)

BESTOPE Makeup Brushes Professional 10 Pieces Oval Makeup Brush Set for $13.99 (list price $39.99)

Philips Norelco Beard trimmer Series 3500, 20 built-in length settings, QT4018/49 for $29.99 (list price $39.99)

Dove Men+Care Body Wash, Extra Fresh 23.5 oz for $5.29 after on-screen coupon (list price $9.19)

Aveeno Active Naturals Daily Moisturizing Lotion, 18 Ounce for $5.99 (list price $15.18)

Art Naturals Argan Oil Hair Mask,Deep Conditioner 8 Oz,100% Organic Jojoba Oil, Aloe Vera & Keratin,Repair Dry, Damaged Or Color Treated Hair After Shampoo, Best For All Hair Types-Sulfate Free for $21.95 (list price $29.95)

Oral-B Glide Pro-Health Comfort Plus Mint Flavor Floss, 40 M (Pack of 2) for $4.34 (list price $18.90)

Art Naturals Antifungal Soap with Tea Tree Oil – 100% Natural Best Foot and Body Wash 12 Oz, Helps with Nail Fungus, Athletes Foot, Ringworm, Jock Itch & Body Odor – Kills Bacteria & Relieves Itching for $13.95 (list price $21.95 )

Slant Tweezers – TweezerGuru Professional Stainless Steel Slant Tip Tweezer – The Best Precision Eyebrow Tweezers For Your Daily Beauty Routine! for $9.97 (list price $15.00)

Tom’s of Maine Antiplaque and Whitening Fluoride-Free Toothpaste, Peppermint, 5.5 Ounce, Pack of 2 for $6.38 (list price $12.37)

American Crew Fiber Pliable Molding Creme For Men 3 Ounces for $9.87 (list price $15.00)

Art Naturals Stretch Mark & Scar Removal Cream 4 Oz- Best Body Moisturizer to Remove, Decrease & Prevent New / Old Stretch Marks & Scars – Made in USA with Organic Ingredients – Use After Pregnancy for $10.00 (list price $18.00)

Burt’s Bees Mama Bee Belly Butter, 6.5 Ounces for $9.74 (list price $16.50)

Fairy Tales Repel Conditioning Spray, Rosemary, 8 Fluid Ounce for $8.89 (list price $12.95)

Philips Norelco Electric Shaver 2100, S1560/81 for $29.95 (list price $39.99)

Degree Men Dry Protection Antiperspirant Deodorant, Clean 2.7 oz, (Pack of 6) for $13.88 (list price $21.54)

Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips, 24 Count for $9.74 (list price $13.99)

Colgate Wisp Portable Mini-Brush Max Fresh, Peppermint, 24 Count for $3.07 (list price $7.99)

Panasonic ES2207P Ladies Electric Shaver, 3-Blade Cordless Women’s Electric Razor with Pop-Up Trimmer, Use Wet or Dry for $19.00 (list price $24.99)

L’Oreal Paris Voluminous Original Mascara, Carbon Black, 0.26 Fluid Ounce for $3.97 (list price $7.95)

Dove Body Wash, Deep Moisture 22 Ounce, (Pack of 4) for $17.60 (list price $25.99)

PURA D’OR Hair Loss Prevention Therapy Premium Organic Argan Oil Shampoo, 16 Fluid Ounce for $18.59 (list price $24.99)

Gillette Venus Spa Women’s Razor, 1 Razor Handle and 2 Razor Blade Refills for $6.81 (list price $12.99)

Professional Dental Guard -Pack Of 4- Stops Teeth Grinding, Bruxism, Tmj, & Eliminates Teeth Clenching . Includes Fitting Instructions & Anti-Bacterial Case. Satisfaction Is Guaranteed! for $19.99 (list price $39.99)

Crest Pro-Health HD Daily Two-Step Toothpaste System for a Healthier Mouth and Whiter Teeth – 4.0 Oz and 2.3 Oz Tubes for $10.34 (list price $14.99)

OFFICE, SCHOOL, AND CRAFTS

Moleskine Classic Notebook, Pocket, Ruled, Black, Hard Cover (3.5 x 5.5) for $9.99 (list price $13.95)

Prismacolor Premier Fine Line Illustration Markers, Assorted Fine Tips, Black, 5-Count for $7.98 (list price $14.39)

Pentel Twist-Erase GT (0.5mm) Mechanical Pencil, Assorted Barrel Colors, Color May Vary, Pack of 3 (QE205BP3M) for $6.60 (list price $7.80)

Sakura XEP25 25-Piece Cray-Pas Junior Artist Assorted Color Oil Pastel Set for $3.37 (list price $4.59)

Strathmore 300 Tracing Pad 11X14 50 sheets for $5.89 (list price $12.99)

Prismacolor Premier Soft Core Colored Pencils, 150-Count for $90.14 (list price $312.79)

Avery Economy View Binder with 1.5-Inch Round Ring, White, Pack Of 4 (19201) for $11.99 (list price $43.24)

Five Star Spiral Notebooks, 1 Subject, 100 College Ruled Sheets, Assorted Basic Colors, 6-Pack (38052) for $25.88 (list price $30.14)

LAMY Safari Fountain Pen, Charcoal Medium Nib (L17M) for $23.43 (list price $35.99)

SINGER 4411 Heavy Duty Extra-High Sewing Speed Sewing Machine with Metal Frame and Stainless Steel Bedplate for $134.49 (list price $149.99)

Falcon Compressed Gas (152a) Disposable Cleaning Duster 4 Count, 10 oz. Can (DPSXL4T) for $16.34 (list price $19.31)

Fiskars Rotary Cutting Set for $29.54 (list price $53.20)

Dual Brush Pens 12-Colored-Markers Water-Based & Non-Toxic (Dual Tips, Set of 12) for $10.89 (list price $28.99)

3M General Purpose 45 Spray Adhesive, 10-1/4-Ounce for $5.74 (list price $8.99)

Sargent Art Classic Fine Tip Markers in a Case, Set of 30 and Maybe Swearing Will Help: An Adult Coloring Book for $17.99 (list price $23.99)

Lion Brand Yarn 601-610 Bonbons Yarn, Brights for $5.39 (list price $7.99)

Pro Art 36-Piece Artist Pencil Set for $9.99 (list price $15.99)

Yasutomo Pearlescent Watercolor Set, 21-Colors for $4.28 (list price $6.25)

SINGER 4411 Heavy Duty Extra-High Sewing Speed Sewing Machine with Metal Frame and Stainless Steel Bedplate for $134.49 (list price $149.99)

Tombow Xtreme Removable Indoor/Outdoor Mounting Putty, 60 Pieces (62133) for $7.98 (list price $10.08)

Post-it Cat Figure Pop-up Note Dispenser, 3 inch x 3 inch, (CAT-330) for $7.60

U Brands Contempo Magnetic Dry Erase Board, 11 x 14 Inches, White Frame for $6.37 (list price $7.99)

Uni-Ball Jetstream Stick Ball Point Pens, Fine Point, Black Ink, Pack of 3 for $10.99

Rite in the Rain All Weather Geological Field Book for $19.99 (list price $21.95)

Sharpie Color Burst Permanent Markers, Fine Point, Assorted Colors, 24-Count for $9.99 (list price $13.49)

Scotch Multi-Purpose Scissor, 8-Inches (1428) for $2.56 (list price $2.64)

DecoBros Mesh Desk Organizer with Double Tray and 5 Upright Sections for $22.87

OUTDOORS, GARDEN, AND SPORTS

Playcraft – Center Ice 7′ Air Hockey Table for $549.99 (list price $749.00)

Morakniv Companion Fixed Blade Outdoor Knife with Sandvik Stainless Steel Blade, Black, 4.1-Inch for $8.15 (list price $14.24)

Coleman Premium Dual Fuel Lantern with Hard Carry Case for $73.72 (list price $99.99)

Champion Sports Lacrosse Pro Bounce Back Target (Black) for $139.99 (list price $175.99)

Morakniv Companion Heavy Duty Knife with Sandvik Carbon Steel Blade, Military Green, 0.125/4.1-Inch for $10.20 (list price $24.99)

NSD Power Winners Spinner Gyroscopic Wrist and Forearm Exerciser Featuring Digital LCD Counter for $26.81 (list price $31.55)

Firefield 5×50 Nightfall 2 Night Vision Monocular for $117.49 after instant discount at checkout (list price $299.99)

Boker Plus 01BO035 Anti-MC Folding Knife with 3-1/4 in. Straight Edge Blade, Titanium for $43.66 (list price $84.95)

WAOAW Fire Starter Kit with Compass and Whistle – Emergency Magnesium Survival Fire Starter Flint – Champagne for $9.97 (list price $18.00)

Plano 1354 4-By Rack System 3500 Size Tackle Box for $21.24 (list price $24.99)

I gloo 5 Gallon Seat Top Beverage Jug with spigot for $22.99 (list price $39.99)

Men Waterproof Thinsulate Ski Snowboard Gloves Winter Warm Gloves Black (L) for $15.99 (list price $39.99)

Bushnell 133450 Falcon 10×50 Wide Angle Binoculars (Black) for $38.00

Coleman Airbed Cot – Queen for $128.87

Hynes Eagle Vintage Canvas Leather Backpack Rucksack 19 Liter (Coffee) for $3699 (list price $119.99)

IRONMAN Triathlon X-Class Light Commercial High Capacity Olympic Power Cage for $399.00 (list price $728.49)

BlizeTec Survival Fixed Blade Knife: 3-in-1 Full Tang Hunting Knife with Magnesium Fire Starter, LED Flashlight & Belt Pouch for $48.89 (list price $108.89)

Solar Light,URPOWER 8 LED Outdoor Solar Powered,Wireless Waterproof Security Motion Sensor Light with Motion Activated Auto On/Off(4 Pack) for $39.99 (list price $52.99)

Bushnell Velocity Speed Gun for $71.99 (list price $89.79)

Timbuk2 Q Laptop Backpack, Black, One Size for $69.30 (list price $99.00)

SOS Gear Survival Pocket Chainsaw, 24-Inch with Embroidered Camouflage Pouch, Snap Closure and Belt Loop for $16.95 (list price $21.95)

LE Headlamp LED, 4 Modes Headlight, Battery Powered Helmet Light for Camping, Running, Hiking and Reading, 3 AAA Batteries Included for $7.99 (list price $18.95)

oSports CornHole PRO Regulation Size Bean Bag Toss Game Set (Black) for $97.99 (list price $129.99)

ELECTRONICS

NETGEAR Nighthawk X4 AC2200 WiFi Range Extender (EX7300) for $117.99 (list price $169.99)

Acer Aspire Desktop, Intel Core i5-6400, 8GB DDR4, 2TB HDD, Windows 10 Home, ATC-780-AMZi5 for $399.99 (list price $449.99)

Dell SE2416HX 23.8″ Screen LED-Lit IPS Monitor for $99.99 (list price $129.99)

WD Blue 1TB SATA 6 Gb/s 7200 RPM 64MB Cache 3.5 Inch Desktop Hard Drive (WD10EZEX) for $49.99 (list price $109.99)

Polk Audio PSW10 10-Inch Powered Subwoofer (Single, Black) for $119.99 (list price $239.95)

Gaming Headset, iXCC Surround Stereo Sound Noise Isolating Headphone with In-line Control for PC, MAC, Xbox One / S, PS4, VR, Playstation 4 or More for $21.99 (list price $49.99)

UtechSmart Venus 16400 DPI High Precision Laser MMO Gaming Mouse [ IGN’s PICK] for $38.99 (list price $99.99)

URPOWER 3 in 1 PS4 Vertical Stand Console Cooler with Cooling Fan, Dualshock 4 Charging Station, Controller Charging Station with 14 Slot Game Disc Storage, 3 HUB USB Ports for $16.99 (list price $33.98)

LG Electronics 60UH6150 60-Inch 4K Ultra HD Smart LED TV (2016 Model) for $897.00 (list price $997.00)

Eton FRX5 – All Purpose Weather Alert Radio with Bluetooth for $84.99 (list price $129.99)

DOSS Touch Wireless Bluetooth V4.0 Portable Speaker with HD Sound and Bass (Black) for $29.99 (list price $89.99)

Avera 32AER10N 32-Inch 720p LED TV for $109.99 (list price $129.99)

GoPro HERO+ (Wi-Fi Enabled) for $139.99

Sonos PLAY:5 Ultimate Wireless Smart Speaker for Streaming Music (White) for $469.00 (list price $499.00)

HOLSEM 5 Outlets Surge Protector Power Strip with 2 USB Charging Ports (5V/2.1A) and 4′ Heavy Duty Extension Cord, White for $14.49 (list price $49.99)

NETGEAR AC750 WiFi Range Extender (EX3700-100NAS) for $39.98 (list price $69.98)

Sabrent 4-Port USB 3.0 Hub with Individual Power Switches and LEDs (HB-UM43) for $9.99 (list price $29.99)

VIZIO SB3821-C6 38-Inch 2.1 Channel Sound Bar with Wireless Subwoofer for $138.00 (list price $158.00)

Acer Aspire E 15 E5-575G-53VG Laptop, 15.6 Full HD (Intel Core i5, NVIDIA 940MX, 8GB DDR4, 256GB SSD, Windows 10) for $499.99 (list price $549.99)

Jensen CD-490 Sport Stereo CD Player with AM/FM Radio and Aux Line-In, Red and Black for $33.65

TOOLS

Shop-Vac 9633400 6.5-Peak HP Ultra Pro Series 12-Gallon Wet or Dry Vacuum with Detachable Blower for $89.00 (list price $125.92)

Kershaw Ken Onion Blur Folding Knife with Speed Safe (Black Serrated) for $44.99 (list price $99.95)

Makita XPH102 18V LXT Lithium-Ion Cordless 1/2″ Hammer Driver-Drill Kit (3.0Ah) for $99.00 (list price $159.09)

Hitachi KC18DGL 18-Volt Cordless Lithium Ion Driver Drill and Impact Driver Combo Kit (Lifetime Tool Warranty) for $129.00 (list price $162.13)

Scotts Turf Builder EdgeGuard Mini Broadcast Spreader for $29.97 (list price $35.97)

SKIL 2354-07 iXO 4V Max Lithium-Ion Palm-Sized Cordless Screwdriver for $26.97 (list price $40.35)

BLACK+DECKER HT22 Hedge Trimmer, 22″ for $39.99 (list price $49.99)

Moobibear MD002 Outdoor Portable Ultra Bright Tactical Flashlight ,Zoomable LED Handheld Flashlight,Adjustable Water Resistant Torch with Rechargeable Battery For Hiking, Camping, Emergency for $28.99 (list price $65.59)

Stanley 20-045 15-Inch Fat Max Hand Saw for $11.98 (list price $20.38)

Columbia River Knife and Tool’s 6480 Pazoda Razor Edge Knife for $14.27 (list price $18.22)

3M Paint Project Respirator, Medium for $26.73 (list price $34.77)

Master Lock 1561DAST Combination Dial Padlock, With Aluminum Cover, 1-7/8-Inch Wide, Assorted Colors for $7.46 (list price $23.96)

Mechanix Wear Material4X Original Gloves for $16.56 (list price $29.99)

3M Virtua CCS Protective Eyewear 11872-00000-20, Foam Gasket, Anti Fog Lens, Clear for $5.72

Craftsman 9-31794 Slotted Phillips Screwdriver Set, 17 Piece for $29.50 (list price $54.59)

GE 13-Watt Energy Smart Fluorescent Light Bulbs, 8 Pack, 60 Watt Replacement for $13.49 (list price $14.99)

Luxe Bidet Neo 110 – Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (white and white) for $29.98 (list price $99.98)

Chamberlain WD962KEV Whisper Drive Garage Door Opener with MyQ Technology and Battery Backup for $189.99 (list price $238.00)

LE Under Cabinet LED Lighting, 3 Panel Kit, Total of 12W, 900lm, 12V Warm White, 24W Fluorescent Tube Equivalent, All Accessories Included, Closet Light, Under Counter Lighting for $28.04 (list price $63.99)

Gardner Bender GBT-500A Battery Tester for 1.5-volt Button Cell to 22.5 Photo and Lantern Cells, 1/Ea for $9.28 (list price $12.73)

Morakniv Wood Carving 162 Hook Knife with Carbon Steel Blade for $18.94 (list price $26.33)

Triangle Bulbs T95143, LED Dimmable 100 Watt Equivalent 5000K Daylight LED Light Bulbs, 1600 Lumens, 4-PACK for $27.19 (list price $35.99)

Kwikset 99130-002 SmartCode 913 UL Electronic Deadbolt featuring SmartKey in Satin Nickel for $89.99 (list price $119.00)

Range Kleen SS2 Double Step Stool, Gray for $23.44 (list price $39.99)

December 3, 2016 – 11:00am

Amazon Product Id:

B0034YWJ3K

New York Public Library Turns Former Library Apartment Into Teen/Tech Center

Kirstin Fawcett

filed under: cities, History, libraries, tech

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New York Public Library

In the early 20th century, steel baron Andrew Carnegie donated approximately $5 million to construct more than 60 public library branches throughout New York City. These centers of knowledge didn’t just hold books; they also housed a custodian, who lived inside a hidden apartment tucked above the building. These tenants shoveled coal throughout the night to keep the furnaces running. But as heating technology improved, many library custodians retired or left, and their residences were repurposed.

Among the library’s current branches, 32 once contained apartments, but only a handful of the living spaces remain today. Now, one of these relics of the past has been converted into a vehicle of the future: It’s a teen center and programming space, designed to nurture adolescents’ interest in technology.

The teen/tech center is housed on the third floor of the NYPL’s branch in Washington Heights, a neighborhood in Upper Manhattan. The building reopened in 2014, following an extensive renovation. But for years, one of its rooms—the home of the building’s former custodian, Raymond Clark—remained closed off. Now, thanks to a $4.4 million renovation project, its doors were opened to the public for the very first time this past week.

The newly renovated third floor will be used for after-school programs, media and computer programs, and general use. There are also facilities and equipment for adult learners. On Friday, December 2, the space celebrated its official opening with a ribbon-cutting ceremony. Present were New York Public Library president and CEO Tony Marx, along with city politicians who supported the project. Also there was Ronald Clark, Raymond Clark’s son, who lived in the pre-converted apartment during the 1970s.

“This floor had not been used for decades,” Marx joked in a speech delivered at the ribbon cutting. “This is New York City. We can’t have unused real estate.”

As for Ronald Clark, he reflected on what it was like to spend his formative years living in a library. “It was a life-changing experience for me,” he said. “I was the first one of my family to graduate from high school. To be able to go downstairs at any time of the night and open a book and read on any subject that my mind had curiosity about was what changed my whole life. It led me to go on to college.” He said he thinks his old home will be a great new spot for teens.

As of right now, only 13 vacant NYPL apartments remain. Five are slated for renovations, including locations in the Bronx, Harlem, Upper Manhattan, and Staten Island. As for the Washington Heights branch, check out the pictures below to see what their custodial apartment once looked like, and how it looks now.

THEN…

AND NOW.

All photos courtesy of the New York Public Library.

December 3, 2016 – 10:00am

Cinnamon Roll Peeps Have Arrived

Jennifer M Wood

filed under: candy, Food, holidays, peeps

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Peeps

Cinnamon and marshmallow are two of the holiday season’s favorite flavors—and now they’ve collided in one adorably baby chick-shaped package, thanks to the ever-inventive folks at Peeps.

The iconic candy company has just unleashed a bevy of new winter flavors, including an addictive new cinnamon roll-flavored marshmallow chick, which is dipped in a cinnamon icing-flavored fudge. The only catch? You’ll have to hit up Walgreens to get some, as they’re exclusive to the chain.

Peeps

If you’re more of a Walmart shopper, they’ve got their own special Peeps varietal: Christmas cookie-flavored marshmallow chicks dipped in white fudge. Also new to the flavor lineup is a sugar plum chick dipped in white fudge, which is available nationwide.

The new additions join a growing list of wintry Peeps that already includes gingerbread, candy cane, chocolate mousse, and hot cocoa and cream—proving that Peeps aren’t just for Easter. They’re also not just for eating straight out of the box: the Peeps website offers a range of inventive uses for the candies, including a number of unique recipes. You’ve never had a monkey bread muffin until you’ve had it topped with a cinnamon roll Peep. Whether you prefer your Peeps soft or stale is a debate for another time.

December 3, 2016 – 9:00am

15 Bizarre Holiday Albums

Garin Pirnia

filed under: christmas, fun, music, Pop Culture

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It seems like everybody and their mom and dads has released a Christmas album. For some artists, like Mariah Carey, it means selling millions of copies. But who wants to hear Bing Crosby sing “White Christmas” when you can hear a former reality show loser sing it? ‘Tis the season to forgo listening to your traditional holiday songs and opt for something a bit more unusual.

1. HUNG FOR THE HOLIDAYS // WILLIAM HUNG

Hung appeared as a contestant on American Idol in 2004 and blew the world away with his rendition of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs.” Actually, he did not advance to the next round, but a cult following soon manifested. His career culminated (ended) in October of 2004, when he released his second album, Hung for the Holidays, which only sold 35,000 copies. He sings, off-key, “Winter Wonderland,” “Little Drummer Boy,” and then randomly covers Queen’s “We Are the Champions.” After the failure of this record and the release of a third and final album, Hung retired from music.

2. CHRISTMAS ON DEATH ROW // VARIOUS ARTISTS

Released 20 years ago, Christmas on Death Row is a compilation of various artists on the Death Row label. The music isn’t the worrisome thing here—it’s the album cover depicting Santa in the electric chair. (Don’t show it to grandma or the kids.) Songs include hits Snoop and Nate Dogg’s “Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto” and 6 Feet Deep’s cover of “Silent Night.” If you like your holiday tunes filled with curse words, this one’s for you.

3. CHRISTMAS WITH COLONEL SANDERS // VARIOUS ARTISTS

Honestly, this album has nothing to do with the finger-lickin’ Colonel except for the awesome album cover of him smiling while wearing a Santa hat (he could easily be mistaken for Santa, so maybe that’s the point). The album, released in 1969 (vintage!), features musical legends Chet Atkins covering “Jingle Bell Rock” and Harry Belafonte singing “Mary’s Little Boy Child.”

4. IT’S A WAFFLE HOUSE CHRISTMAS // VARIOUS ARTISTS

Discogs

Spending Christmas at the Waffle House sounds like fun. They’re open 24/7, you know. According to AllMusic.com, this is the second album the legendary chain has released, and it was compiled by Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia, the guys responsible for the 1982 novelty song “Pac-Man Fever.”

There are traditional songs on the album, but few can top “Waffle House 12 Days of Christmas,” in which a couple sings, “My true love gave to me, 10 cups of coffee, eight chicken sandwiches, seven T-bone steaks, four eggs a fryin’, three sausage patties, two waffles baking, and a bowl of delicious hot grits” without a bit of irony.

5. MR. HANKEY’S CHRISTMAS CLASSICS // VARIOUS ARTISTS

On December 1, 1999, South Park aired a holiday-themed episode that featured a literal piece of crap coming alive and singing Christmas songs. One week before the episode’s premiere, the album was released. It includes songs from the episode, and a festive cover featuring Mr. Hankey chilling by the fire. Choice cuts include Mr. Garrison’s “Merry F—king Christmas” and Mr. Hankey himself—“howdy ho!”—singing “Santa Claus Is On His Way.”

6. A ROSIE CHRISTMAS // VARIOUS ARTISTS

This album was just an excuse for then-daytime talk show host Rosie O’Donnell to brag about how she was buddies with Celine Dion, Elton John, and Elmo, then sing middling duets with them. Cher contributes (read: butchers) a dance-electro version of Darlene Love’s already-perfect “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” while Gloria Estefan and Rosie sing “Gonna Eat for Christmas.” Lauryn Hill’s funky “Little Drummer Boy” seems to be the only saving grace—until Rosie chimes in and ruins it.

7. MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS // NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK

Released in 1989, at the height of NKOTB’s fame, this holiday record sold two million copies. You have to at least give the boy band props for writing a few original songs such as the sappy “This One’s for the Children”—which was a top 10 hit—and “Funky, Funky, Xmas,” which tries a bit too hard to emulate “Christmas in Hollis.” *NSYNC and Hanson also released Christmas records, so having boy bands release holiday albums is not an anomaly; the fact that NKOTB took the material so seriously is what makes it an oddity.

8. A HEAVY METAL CHRISTMAS EP // CHRISTOPHER LEE

The heavy metal lover never released a full Christmas album, but he did release the EP, A Heavy Metal Christmas, in 2012, containing metal covers of “The Little Drummer Boy” and “Silent Night.” The following year the prince of darkness released A Heavy Metal Christmas Too, including the song “Jingle Hell.” Last year he contributed “Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing,” which would sadly be his last metal Christmas song, as he passed away in June 2015 at the age of 93.

9. JINGLE BABIES // ROCKABYE CHRISTMAS

First we had Jingle Cats, which was annoying but somewhat cute. Then the same guy behind Jingle Cats and Jingle Dogs released Jingle Babies in 1997, which is baby sounds edited together into super annoying “songs.” The babies aren’t singing as much as they are cooing and whining through “Jingle Bells,” “Up on the Housetop,” and “Carol of the Bells.” The album’s tagline reads “Real babies sing holiday classics,” but it’s unknown if real babies approve.

10. AND 11. YULETIDE DISCO AND DISCO NOEL // MIRROR IMAGE

Disco was huge in the 1970s, and apparently so were disco Christmas albums. Mirror Image released at least two Christmas records: Yuletide Disco and Disco Noel. The former features saxophone-enhanced versions of “Good King Wenceslas” and “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” and aren’t as disco-y as you’d hope. Then there’s “Dear Santa, Let’s Disco” by Snowflake, which should get the holiday festivities started. While you’re at it, you might as well listen to “Disco Duck.”

12. CHRISTMAS AT LUKE’S SEX SHOP // LUKE CAMPBELL

The Miami rap group 2 Live Crew created a lot of controversy in the 1990s, so why not add fuel to the fire with a Christmas record? Throughout the 1994 album, MC Luther Campbell raps untraditional Christmas songs, such as “Ho Ho Hoes,” “2 Live Christmas, “Christmas Spliff,” and “Christmas F—in’ Day,” which sounds a lot like “Gin and Juice.” Campbell went legit and now writes for the Miami New Times.

13. THIS CHRISTMAS // OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN AND JOHN TRAVOLTA