These People All Texted the Wrong Numbers and Got the Best Answers Ever

Have you ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person? Especially when you were drunk?

Yeah you have…

These people who texted the wrong person weren’t necessarily drunk, but after getting these responses, they probably wish they were!

Enjoy!

1. No he does not look like a Jessica.

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2. A very standard response

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3. Murica!

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4. This joke is prehistoric…

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5. We haven’t all been there. Sorry not sorry.

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6. They don’t know how cats work?

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7. That escalated quickly!

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8. Who doesn’t want to party?!

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9. Saxy!

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10. Make ’em laugh!

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11. Grill, you got me hot and bothered!

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12. It’s not JUST a car…

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13. Bruh.

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14. Best. Response. Ever.

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15. So… they reported this, right?!

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Well, that’s was fun! You know what else is fun? Sharing funny posts with friends.

So do it!

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These Dating Tweets Are so Relatable We Can Hardly Deal with It

Need some relatable dating tweets? Of course you do, what a silly question!

Enjoy!

1. Oh, you too? Hmmm, there’s a lot of us these days…

2. Why do our minds always go there?!?

3. And that trash patch in the middle of the ocean is massive!

4. But what if I don’t want a date right now…

5. lol just jk…

6. Yes, we did hug at the end. Who wants more details?

7. Is this one of those prank shows?

8. Oh no. No no no…

9. You just hope it’s lil ugly instead of big pretty…

10. Oh stop it! You wouldn’t make babies cry… much.

11. Damn… who do you hang around?

12. Yeah, but how big is that wall’s d**k?

13. So is that a fire sign or…?

14. Yeah, don’t fly too close to the sun…

15. Just 623? Amateur…

16. She has a point…

If you didn’t relate to anything in that pile of wisdom, I don’t know what to tell you.

Maybe look on Insta and following some influencers, because I got nothing more for ya.

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Embarrassed People Reveal Very Awkward Moments They Had with Strangers

This was the incredible question someone posed on Reddit: What’s the most awkward situation you’ve ever been in with a stranger?

12,000+ comments later… we have these gems!

1. That amused sparkle…

This happened to me in Japan. I was in a clothing store and my wife was shopping.

Being the dutiful husband that I am, I remained silent and stayed out of the way, barely moving a muscle.

A little girl, maybe 4 years old, approached from one side and slipped her hand into mine.

I looked down. She must’ve thought “Wow, this mannequin’s hand is warm.” Then it clicked.

She looked up at me with such a look of terror.

In a flash, she was gone, and I hope she will forever remember with terror the amused sparkle in my eyes.

2. Pure fear!

One time, I was in a parking lot waiting to get into my friend’s dad’s car.

I saw a car that looked identical to the one I needed to get into, so I got into it.

It turned out, it was not the car I was supposed to be in.

The stranger’s expression of pure fear still pops into my head from time to time.

3. The gas station

When I was a teenager, my friends and I would spend the weekends staying up late playing video games and eating junk food. I was also a cross country runner, and on this particular night, I was experiencing some extreme chafing from a long run I took earlier that day.

While we were at the gas station getting Doritos and energy drinks, I announced to who I thought was my friend, “Man, my pecs really hurt.” Upon realizing it was a complete stranger with whom I had just shared this intimate detail, I simply stared at him and said, “You’re not my friend” and walked away.

I didn’t go back to that gas station for a long time.

4. Tickle, tickle, tickle…

My wife and I went out for a drink one night.

We walked into the bar and I immediately saw someone I knew. I walked up behind him and tickled his sides. It turned out, I didn’t know this person.

He just gave me a weird look and walked away. We got his spot at the bar though.

5. Hey franges!!

I had just pulled into a parking spot at the mall. I saw my friend and his girlfriend pull in a few spaces past mine.

Thinking it would be funny, I snuck up to their car and started slapping their window like a crazy person.

It turned out, it was not them in that car.

I still cringe years later remembering the look of pure terror on that poor girl’s face.

6. You’re not my dad!

We were lining up for Disney’s Tower of Terror.

12-year-old me spent the entire lineup desperately trying to catch the attention of a cute guy who was there with his dad. I ended up sitting in the same car as him on the ride.

As the ride started, I grabbed my mom’s hand for support.

Near the end, I realized that my mom was on the other side of me and I’d been holding hands with the cute guy’s dad the entire time.

7. Deleted!

I was at a bar with my brother’s old phone.

A random girl asked me if she could use my phone to call her own because she had lost it. She began dialing her number and bam, right there on the screen is her name saved on my phone.

My brother’s contacts must have transferred when I took his phone. Her eyes got real big and she looked up at me with what could only be described as confused fear!

I tried to ask her if she knew my brother, to which she said she did, but she was obviously still weirded out.

She deleted her number from the phone and fled so fast.

8. Dat ass!

I was at a bar with some friends watching a basketball game, and this guy kept asking me to check out his girlfriend every time she went away.

For example, when she got up to go outside for some air, he stayed in and was like: “Be honest, is that not the best butt you’ve ever seen?”

He did this several times. I felt so uncomfortable, and there’s no nice way of putting it — she wasn’t attractive whatsoever to me.

I’m glad that guy is happy with her, though.

9. Awkward, but necessary…

My boyfriend and I were with another friend and we were walking home from a movie.

We came across a guy sitting in a small patch of grass rocking back and forth. My boyfriend wanted to keep walking, but I felt the need to ask if he was okay. He immediately broke down and said he wanted to end it all. It turned into a really awkward situation because the other two didn’t know what to do.

We ended up sitting with him for a while as he broke down, and we called emergency services because he was apparently very far from home.

He eventually calmed down enough and we drove him to the hospital. He was very thankful once he was there and safe.

I still think about him every time I walk past that patch of grass, I really hope he is okay.

10. Cheese explosion!

During my first week at college as a freshman, I wandered into the cafeteria, still unsure of how things worked.

I spotted a pizza station and waited in line. I grabbed a slice of pizza with the pizza slice grabber, but the scalding hot pizza slid off and landed face down on the cute girl’s foot behind me.

Sauce and hot cheese explode everywhere up her leg. And since it was the end of summer, she was wearing sandals.

In a panic, I muttered “I’m so sorry,” and ran out of the cafeteria without eating for the rest of the day.

11. “Nevermind me!”

I worked at Old Navy and some lady was looking at men’s shirts.

She stopped me and held up a shirt to me, asking if I thought it would fit her son. I looked around and no one else was there.

We stood in silence for maybe 30 seconds before she started laughing and said, “Oh! Haha, you don’t know my son; he lives in Michigan. Nevermind me! Haha.”

And then she went and bought it.

12. “I could be!”

On a trip to Orlando, my husband, son, and I spent some time in the swimming pool at our hotel.

There was a large family enjoying a family reunion at the hotel that week as well. They were a super nice family! We were all kind of hanging out together and our kids were playing.

Well, imagine my surprise when I watched my husband swim into the shallow end and wrap his arms around a woman standing there.

He burst out of the water and said, “Oh, you’re not my wife!” to the 50-something lady.

She said, “I could be!”

He has since had Lasik!

13. What. A. Dick.

A woman at a gas station didn’t know how to put air in her tires, so I helped her.

She called her husband on speaker phone to let him know she found some nice man to help her. Then, I heard him call her an idiot and say that I was only helping her because I wanted to get together with her.

She stammered and tried to explain that nothing was going on between us.

After she got off the phone, she looked at me as if her husband just caught her cheating. No thank you; nothing.

And for some reason, I felt guilty for even helping her out.

14. British things…

Not long ago, I made a short visit to the local supermarket on my usual dog walk.

My dog was tied up outside, and as I was crouched down to unclip him a woman came out of the shop and fell over me.

For a few brief seconds, I was sandwiched between my dog and an old woman.

We’re British though, so everyone looked embarrassed and we both said sorry.

15. Nose rip!

The most awkward moment of my life thus far was with a stranger. I was in a Quebec airport going through customs with my family. Because of some recent changes to their system, they didn’t have everyone in a line, but instead in a large pen where they would release around 50 people at a time.

When my family got to the front, they released us and everyone was running forward in a mass, trying to get to the kiosks. Next to me was a tall Swedish man trying to get his family a kiosk; he was running forward and waving his arm behind him in a “come on” motion, clearly frantic. Well, somehow his middle and pointer fingers went perfectly into my two nose holes.

As he then ripped his arm upwards to motion his family forward, my nose was also ripped forward, and I immediately began bleeding everywhere.

He looked at me in horror, and the customs agents looked at me in bewilderment. The language barriers made the situation all the more awkward!

Those were the cringiest, craziest stories!

What’s yours?

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10 People Share the Ridiculous Reasons Employers Didn’t Give Them a Job

Some companies have strict guidelines, and it’s unfortunately within their rights to turn away prospective hires who fail to meet these standards.

That means people with tattoos, piercings, or bright-colored hair are passed over for jobs that they could have been great at. And sometimes, it’s just about plain vanity and beauty. Why is this all perfectly legal? Makes no sense to me.

Here are 10 people who should have been given at least a chance.

1. Move on to a place that will accept you…

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2. Weird…

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3. Because they’re horrible people!

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4. Haha, I bet she was! Prude…

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5. You didn’t get hired for a WELDING job?!?

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6. You can always get them removed… for a price!

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7. Really? Well, that’s odd. You sure it was just the piercing?

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8. Haha, do kids love piercings?

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9. Ugh… fuck them.

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10. Oh well…

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What do you think? Is discriminating against people with tattoos and piercings unfair? Or should employers be able to take things like that into account?

Sound off in the comments!

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All Women Have the Same Freckle on Their Wrist. Take a Look, We’ll Wait.

A Twitter user recently pointed out something that was staring us in the face this whole time, but none of us noticed this feature most women have in common.

It started off with an innocent question…

“Ladies… you got a freckle on the middle of your wrist or is this a myth,” Aaryn asked.

The answer was YASSSSS!!!! So many women had a freckle in that exact spot!

And so they shared…

Because this is wild, ya’ll!

Shocking to say the least!

Some weren’t so sure…

But that’s because they didn’t look closely enough!

And yeah, you’re right to freak…

Because it’s there. Just need to uncover it.

And look at both wrists, ladies!

To answer the following question: “Because.”

So yeah… that’s crazy right?

The question is now… do you have a freckle in the middle of your wrist?

Snap a shot and leave it in the comments!

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20 Tweets for People Who Are over Summer and Ready for Fall

There are a whole lot of people out there who already want summer to end. Like, IMMEDIATELY.

If you’re more of a fall person who loves the changing leaves, hot cocoa, and cold autumn evenings, these tweets are for you.

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People Share the Real Reasons Why Their Engagements Have Lasted Forever

Some couples honestly don’t mind waiting a bit before they tie the knot, but others definitely think it’s a sign of trouble in a relationship.

Here are 11 people who share why they think their engagements are lasting FOREVER…

1. Uh oh…

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2. Yeah, sounds like you two need to have a talk…

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3. #TRUTH

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4. Good thing you took the time!

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5. Well, this is a little complicated…

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6. Jeezus! 17 YEARS?!? You’re already married.

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7. Definitely understand this!

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8. So why haven’t you told him?

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9. You can afford to get married…

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10. Time to move on!

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11. “Doesn’t” want to marry you…

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I mean, people, if you’ve been going on and on and on with your engagement, just speak up for yourself.

Talking about any situation solves it. It’s not always the solution that you want, but it’s a solution that will help you both move on with your lives.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Only Ladies with Big Boobs Will Understand These Struggles

The struggle is real! Or so I’m told…

Women who have big boobs are like a sisterhood. Having anything above a D cup is both a gift and a burden…or so I’m told.

If you’re a woman with large breasts, these posts are for you.

1. Suffocation

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2. Need to take care of that

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3. No!

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4. No fun

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5. A buncha BS

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6. Strap burn

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7. Nestled up

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8. Looks painful

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9. Stop staring

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10. Kids all want a piece of you

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11. Problems at the beach

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Solidarity! (For you gals, I mean…)

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Here Are the Best Bookstores in All 50 States

There is nothing, NOTHING, better than a good bookstore, at least in my humble opinion. I’d rather spend hours in a bookstore than have a great meal or the perfect cup of coffee. That’s just me.

And I think a lot of you out there feel the same way.

In honor of Independent Bookstore Day (April 27, 2019), Mental Floss chose its favorite bookstores from every state in America.

Let’s see if some of yours made the list.

Alabama – Alabama Booksmith, Homewood, AL

Alaska – Title Wave Books, Anchorage, AK

Arizona – Changing Hands Bookstore, Phoenix & Tempe, AZ

Arkansas – Dickson St. Bookshop, Fayetteville, AR

California – Green Apple Books, San Francisco, CA

Colorado – Tattered Cover, Denver, CO

Connecticut – R.J. Julia Booksellers, Madison, CT

Delaware – Browseabout Books, Rehoboth Beach, DE

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Florida – Books & Books at the Studios, Key West, FL

Georgia – Charis Books, Atlanta, GA

Hawaii – Talk Story Bookstore, Hanapepe, HI

Idaho – Rediscovered Books, Boise, ID

Illinois – Anderson’s Bookshop, Naperville, IL

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Indiana – Hyde Brothers, Ft. Wayne, IN

Iowa – The Haunted Bookshop, Iowa City, IA

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You want me to hide them. The little colorful things that make big human cubs squeak? and not the heavy ones that make no sound but make humans act like they are having fun and bad dreams and stomachaches all at once? Because they are the same colors but one looks more like eggs ??? What kind of eggs do you EAT?! Now what are you – what are the white fuzzy – oh no, nope, nu, hm-mm, rrrrrrooooooowwwwwww ? you put those on yourself or they don't get put. Rattling shiny things and… hare ears. You guys got a religion that just maybe serves more food? . . . . . . . #bookstore #bookshop #bookstorecats #catthoughts #rabbitears #easterbunny #hidingeggs #dice #shiny #bizarre #ritual #commercialcandyday #thingswedoforkids #lostintranslation #chocolateappropriation #goodjewishboy #passtheplate #firsteatthenwetalk #happyeasterfriends

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Kansas – Rainy Day Books, Fairway, KS

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@rainydaybooks could also be called Arctic Day Books, as it was one of two stops on our day out on the town during subzero temperatures. Because, let’s be honest, I’m terrible at entertaining my kids at home. We only bought a picture book for a friend’s birthday gift, but I’m already planning my birthday trip back here in a few weeks… What would you do if you had an unexpected day off school with the kids? Cozy up at home with a book, or venture out to find a new read? Be honest – there are no wrong answers. ?. . . . . . #kcbookstagram #bookstagram #rainydaybooks #indiebookstore #independentbookstore #indiebooks #kansascity #bookstorebrowsing #bookstoresofinstagram #bookstorelover #books #booklover #shelfie

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Kentucky – Joseph-Beth Booksellers, Lexington, KY

Louisiana – Faulkner House Books, New Orleans, LA

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Maine – Longfellow Books, Portland, ME

Maryland – Second Story Books, Rockville, MD

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Massachusetts – Trident Booksellers & Cafe, Boston, MA

Michigan – John K. King Used and Rare Books, Detroit, MI

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Minnesota – Wild Rumpus, Minneapolis, MN

Mississippi – Square Books, Oxford, MS

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Missouri – Left Bank Books, St. Louis, MO

Montana – Country Bookshelf, Bozeman, MT

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We've been feeling the love lately ?Thanks @claratreckrealtor! #Repost @claratreckrealtor (@get_repost) ・・・ Our very own @countrybookshelf was voted one of the best bookstores in the 50 states! This bookstore never fails to please and has its own events monthly. Follow my Facebook page for their April calendar to start planning your month. They have an exciting line up! #downtownbozeman #bozemanmontana #bozemanmt #bozeman #realestate #realestateagent #realtor #bozemanmontana #bozeman #montana #belgrade #bozemanmontanarealestate #montanarealestate #bozemanrealestate #buyhomes #sellhomes #dreamhome #househunting #househunt #realestatelife #realty #realestatebozeman #realestatemontana #homesweethome #property #home #housing

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Nebraska – Indigo Bridge Books, Lincoln, NE

Nevada – Sundance Books and Music, Reno, NV

New Hampshire – Gibson’s Bookstore, Concord, NH

New Jersey – Montclair Book Center, Montclair, NJ

New Mexico – Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse, Santa Fe, NM

New York – Strand Book Store, New York, NY

North Carolina – Main Street Books, Davidson, NC

North Dakota – Zandbroz Variety, Fargo, ND

Oklahoma – Gypsysnark Books, Stillwater, OK

Oregon – Bloomsbury Books – Ashland, OR

Pennsylvania – Farley’s Bookshop, New Hope, PA

Rhode Island – Cellar Stories, Providence, RI

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South Carolina – Blue Bicycle Books, Charleston, SC

South Dakota – Mitzi’s Books, Rapid City, SD

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Tennessee – Parnassus Books, Nashville, TN

Texas – Bookpeople, Austin, TX

Utah – King’s English, Salt Lake City, UT

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Vermont – Northshire Bookstore, Manchester Center, VT

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Virginia – Chop Suey Books, Richmond, VA

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Washington –Elliott Bay Book Company, Seattle, WA

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West Virginia – Taylor Books, Charleston, WV

Wisconsin – Dotters Books, Eau Claire, WI

Wyoming – Sidekicks Bookbar, Rock Springs, WY

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Did your favorite store make the list?

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10 Great Dog Breeds That Might Be Perfect for Your Family

When looking for a family dog, you need to consider what breed would best fit your family’s needs and lifestyle.

These dogs are not only great breeds, but they’re also QUIET. Which is extremely important to some people.

Below are 10 breeds that could definitely fit the bill!

10. Greyhound

Both greyhounds and Italian greyhounds were bred to pursue prey quickly – and also silently. They’re even quiet indoors, says dog behaviorist Megan Stanley.

“Surprisingly, they do well for apartment dwellers as they are fairly inactive indoors. They are gentle and independent dogs who have a sweet temperament.”

9. Basenji

They’re known as the “barkless dog” because the unusual shape of their larynx makes it pretty much impossible for them to bark.

That said, they do yodel, says Stanley, and will require a firm training hand to earn good behavior indoors.

8. Shiba Inu

This Japanese breed is independent and smart, meaning they aren’t “needy” and thus, don’t bark for attention, says behaviorist Donna Culbert.

“Bred originally for hunting, these dogs are quick and intelligent but reserved with strangers. However, they are fiercely loyal once they don bond with a human.”

7. Great Dane

The Dane has a deep, booming bark to match its giant stature – but you won’t hear it very often, says Stanley.

“They tend to have a calm nature, which means they don’t bark often. Great Danes are bred to be people-pleasers, so they are great family dogs that are easy to train.”

6. Saint Bernard

Sure, they drool, but they’re quiet! Saint Bernards are also serious and protective of their human families, says behaviorist Jim Lessenberry.

“In general, they are on the quiet side, barking to alert the group to an intruder, or possibly to demand attention from a family member.”

5. Newfoundland

These dogs are highly trainable and great swimmers, plus they’re great with children – they’re even sometimes known as the “nanny dog.”

4. Coton de Tulear

This small, white dog looks like a cotton ball, and was bred to be a royal lapdog. They have big personalities, but don’t tend to bark a whole lot unless they feel left out or lonely.

3. Irish Setter

Stanley says that though these distinctive dogs are high energy, that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re loud.

“These are active and intelligent dogs who are known for being outgoing and cheerful. They require proper physical and mental exercise as they are an energetic and rambunctious breed. As long as they get enough exercise, nuisance barking is minimal.”

2. Mastiff

Boxers, bull mastiffs, English mastiffs, Neapolitan mastiffs, Rottweilers, and Tibetan mastiffs are all huge, strong, and serious by nature and, according to Lessenberry, not prone to barking.

“Mastiffs tend to be on the quiet side, so barking is cause for attention on the owner’s part. Mastiffs are not for everyone and generally not a breed for first-time dog owners.”

1. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

These dogs are hard to resist, and they love people as much as we love them – which means that even though they’re not huge nuisance barkers, they can be prone to separation anxiety and barking for attention if they’re not getting enough.

Happy Doggie Adopting!

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