Animals are completely unpredictable, so either they’re going to make us laugh or kill us. One of those two things. Which one will it be…?
Thankfully, they usually just make us laugh… as they lay in wait for the right time to strike!
Here are 15 times they decided it was better to make us laugh then introduce us to an untimely demise.
15. Sing it loud! Sing it proud!
CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE
CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE
IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOUUU
NO EVIL THING WILLLLLL pic.twitter.com/oolmha2UbJ
— Goro Majima Stan Account (@ThaTrail) August 5, 2018
14. Oh… you fancy!
Time goes by… so slowly…
pic.twitter.com/l38KSiwBPV
— Abraham Stark (@theabrahamstark) June 19, 2018
13. The cutest!
Pangolins are cute because they always look like they’re about to hesitantly present some bad news to their sovereign lord. “Pardon me sire… my liege if I may…. the prisoners…. they’ve….. well, they’ve escaped.” pic.twitter.com/gsUqLcACzr
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 22, 2018
12. That’s a no from fido…
In case you missed my dog learning how to eat a string bean pic.twitter.com/gckcC8noYB
— Alexandra Kleeman (@AlexKleeman) March 16, 2018
11. “You dog? I dog too!”
HE THINKS IT’S A HECKA BIG DOGGO pic.twitter.com/3lysfNwNE1
— Hashtag (@HashtagPurr) May 2, 2018
10. GURRRRRRRLLLLL!
My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced pic.twitter.com/IYKmIplUFv
— Cheish (@TheCheish) January 21, 2018
9. Well, there goes THOSE plans…
when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel pic.twitter.com/48hskgDdBD
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) January 13, 2018
8. Pretty much me always
A hedgehog, screaming at the ground: pic.twitter.com/iDKNtyyGvG
— taylor nicole dean (@taylorndean) June 7, 2018
7. No touch fone. Only petz. Pls n thx u!
When Ur Dog Stages An Intervention pic.twitter.com/gI4nnJfNwh
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) March 19, 2018
6. Ninjdog
while u begged for treats I studied the blade pic.twitter.com/K5zY792AKy
— Alex “Tropical” Forrest
(@380kmh) September 27, 2017
5. Done got wrecked!
Snow owls sleep like they have necked 10 double whiskeys and just reached their bed. pic.twitter.com/bq0fRguX73
— James Glynn (@jamesglynn) July 23, 2018
4. Yep… pretty much!
the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]
me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG
— Elvish Presley (@_elvishpresley_) June 29, 2018
3. Hey girl…
when ur a good boy but she wants a bad boy pic.twitter.com/yzqrlW60Rn
— jim, recoviering moron (@urvillageidiot) July 13, 2017
2. “Whatever shall I do?!”
“no, officer, I haven’t seen my husband in weeks. yes, I’m terribly worried” pic.twitter.com/Mot2giYC3I
— the library haunter
(@SketchesbyBoze) February 7, 2018
1. Good boy!
HE DRAGGED THE FUCKING SPRINKLER IN THROUGH THE DOGGY DOOR pic.twitter.com/qXmc1E4qnD
— Justin (@Justin_Leonard1) July 21, 2018
It’s a wonder they put up with us and not destroy us all.
Because they could.
They have the numbers.
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