Marriage can be tough. Anyone who tells you differently is definitely selling something – whether to themselves, you, or both.
One of the best ways to survive the years and months (sometimes the hours) is to maintain a sense of humor. If you’re struggling with that today, these 13 women have your back.
13. He’s done it now.
He’s gonna regret that nerd stuff.
I just heard my husband yell
“protect me squire” at his game so I’m pretty sure he’s never getting laid again— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) November 13, 2020
12. I cannot stress enough how important this is.
Otherwise, murder shall ensue. Or divorce.
Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
— Lil Bit of Holiday Cheer
(@LizerReal) October 16, 2020
11. He might dispute the “fun” part.
Though he didn’t specify for who.
Husband: Let’s do something different & fun!
Me: *leaves him with the arguing kids while I go shopping*
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 25, 2020
10. I mean, sometimes the nap just happens.
But not all the time.
Husbands be like, “I’m gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it.”
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) November 30, 2020
9. That’s why you have to take so many selfies.
They do it to themselves.
Behind every good woman is her spouse who never smiles right in a couples selfie.
— ꁒꂑꌚ꓅ꐟ (@skedaddle74) November 17, 2020
8. I don’t understand why they can’t charge their phones.
Is it an elaborate plan to avoid talking?
My phone: 58%.
My husband’s phone: 7%.
Me: Honey, I need your charger.— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker
(@sixfootcandy) September 29, 2020
7. Or at the very least, you don’t see the brie.
Just tell her she looks beautiful and can she turn off the light when she’s done.
If you walk in on your wife binge-eating brie over the sink, it’s probably in your best interest to pretend you don’t see her.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) November 13, 2020
6. You don’t want to see yourself how they see you.
Not through your phone camera, anyway.
You can't hurt me. You're not a picture of me that my husband took.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 10, 2020
5. There are worse things.
Especially if there are wings.
Really good football today so my husband is bringing in tvs from every room and putting them all over our den so now my house looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 26, 2020
4. The smart husbands know this.
It goes off in their head like a bullhorn.
Husband: are you mad
Me: no I’m fine
!⃝ ???? ????? ?? ????????
— Vision Bored
3. The answer stands.
The internet is forever, my man.
I got asked for nudes once and I was like, “No, I’m married.” And he was like, “Yeah, I know. I’m your husband.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 6, 2020
2. And possibly offer to fix the dryer.
If you want to go the extra mile.
Pro-tip: If your wife says her clothes aren’t fitting her because they shrunk in the dryer, you agree with her. Immediately.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 4, 2020
1. I’ll buy it.
Because I’ve heard it alllll the way in the city.
If my husband snores in a forest, yes I can still hear him from here because it's THAT DAMN LOUD
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) November 17, 2020
Thank goodness for laughter, y’all. That’s all I have to say.
How do you keep laughing? Tell us your own secrets in the comments!
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