You’ll Bust a Gut Laughing at These 15+ Parenting Tweets

There sure are a lot of funny parents out there. Which makes sense, considering it takes a good sense of humor to make it through the ups and downs of parenthood.

Enjoy these tweets from parents who are telling it like it is.

1. A threat

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2. Not college material

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3. That’s not what I meant

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4. Gross!

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5. Oh, mom

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6. More gross

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7. That’s what it should be called

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8. LOL

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9. That’s what they are

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10. Human garbage disposal

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11. That’s true

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12. Face palm

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13. Drop it!

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14. It is a lot of fun

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15. Not serious

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16. Drink up

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17. No ma’am

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18. Remember those?

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19. Smart kid

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20. There’s no escape

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Funny parents for the win!

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These 12+ Doggos Are Still Good Boys, No Matter What They’ve Done

Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean they won’t let us down every once in a while. But even when they do, that doesn’t make them any less of a good boy.

Here are some dogs that may be misbehavin’ just a bit, but you’ll love them anyway.

1. Faker

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2. That’s not gonna work

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3. A little jealous

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4. Kind of smart?

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5. About to attack

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6. The drama

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7. Never a good sound

8. Bad boy!

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9. N0 more TV

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10. Yes. Yes I did.

11. You’ve been replaced

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12. Nice work!

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13. Genius

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14. And cooling off

15. How do I get out of this one?

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What can you do?

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10 Employees Share the Weirdest Things Found at Pawn Shops

Pawn shops can SHAAAAAADY places. I’m sure that’s not always the case, but the ones I’ve been in aren’t exactly wholesome.

That said, these AskReddit users who work in pawn shops seem totally fine, and they were even nice enough to share the weirdest items people have tried to sell them over the years.

1. Novelty?

“My dad owns a pawn shop, had a woman come in with a bag full of shoe laces. My dad bought it for 20 bucks because of the novelty.”

2. Used, huh?

“Someone donated a box of used sex toys. I was told to put on gloves and save the batteries but chuck the rest. I chucked it all.”

3. That’s disturbing

“There’s an antique store nearby with a cat skeleton under the glass at the counter for $250. Not too creepy but if you look close there’s bits of dried flesh stuck to it here and there. Seems very much like someone did a half-assed job scraping the flesh off of a dead cat and managed to get the store to buy it from them.”

4. Man, that’s sad

“Definitely the worst for me is when junkies bring in their children’s tablets and gaming systems. Sometimes the kid will even scratch in something along the lines of “please don’t pawn” on the device.”

5. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Went to a pawn store in Tennessee that was selling animal faces. Yeah, you read that right. They were skinning their faces off and selling them separately. My daughter bought one on clearance because it had a rip near the nose.”

6. Don’t need that

“I spent the better part of a decade managing a pawn shop.

Creepy is always people that would come in and have porn in their vcr/dvd when they tried to pawn it creepiest was the guy that left the tape in of him getting it.

Probably the most messed up are people that try and come in and sell their dead relatives. It was pretty common for people to try and sell urns and necklaces with ashes in them. In Louisiana it’s illegal to deal in human remains of any kind.”

7. Weird

“Not creepy but I borrowed someone money on a movie script they written once. The money was small but wasn’t insignificant. Had story boards and designs for the characters and which actors he wanted to play them. Some A list celebs for sure. We would have discussions on what we would do with this is item if we owned it. Could we sell it? Is there IP rights we would have to deal with. Would we just toss it and sell the case that it came in and just laugh about it for years to come?

Fortunately the guy came back 3 weeks later and paid for it back. I was so hoping that it would be in theaters one day but it never happened.

Been working the business for 10 years now and after the first year or so everything starts to blend together. I’ve read some responses about people not taking in some of the creepy stuff but I hope everyday something interesting/creepy comes in and of course I’m buying it for the story and too feel like my job isn’t pawning on cell phones, laptops, tablets and tvs all day long which it is now.

Send me your ashes, sex toys, anything goofy and ill make an offer for sure!”

8. Must’ve been close

“Definitely ashes of a loved one. Oh, and they wanted to keep the damn urn.”

9. He lost it

“Weirdest was the man who brought a duffle bag full of loose paper and used spiral notebooks. I offered him a quarter. He lost his head. That image will forever be ingrained into my mind. “

10. He’ll be back

“I’m a manager of a pawn shop & I’d say the weirdest thing we’ve taken in on pawn is a prosthetic leg. It was a safe bet though cause the guy legitimately needed it.”

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11 Questions For Condiment Lovers

Just like everything in life, some people fall on the more conservative side of things, while others are more adventurous. When it comes to condiments, there are two types of people: those who like to stick to the classics (ketchup on french fries, Nutella on toast, etc.) and those who like to get a little more adventurous (ketchup on everything, Nutella on EVERYTHING, etc.). What type of condiment person are you?

Who’s hungry?

1. Pickles in peanut butter?

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2. Ketchup on mac & cheese?

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3. Ranch on pizza?

4. Nutella on bacon?

5. Calamari in tartar sauce?

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6. French fries in mayo?

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7. Ketchup on scrambled eggs?

8. Grape jelly on eggs?

9. Peanut butter on a burger?

10. Carrots in peanut butter?

11. Honey on fried chicken?

So…what do you think? Are you a condiment risk-taker? Or do you like to play it safe?

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12+ Bridesmaids Reveal the Bridezilla Weddings They Never Expected

Being asked to be a bridesmaid is an honor and a responsibility that most women happily accept, especially if a close friend is the one doing the asking. But what about the girl you thought you knew who turns out to be a raging bridezilla once the planning actually begins?

Here’s hoping you never have to find out for yourself. Unfortunately these 15 ladies weren’t so lucky.

#15. I haven’t spoken to her since

“I was almost in a bridezilla wedding… I had an ectopic pregnancy (baby attached to my tube, which then burst, and I almost bleed to death).. She got engaged shortly following my ectopic. When she asked me to be her bridesmaid , she told me that I would be required to wait to try to have another baby until after her wedding in 1.5 years… not because there would be a small child at the wedding, not even because she didn’t want me fat at her wedding.. but because if I lost another child, it would take away from her engagement and wedding.. I was so shocked I just declined and have never spoken to her since.”

#14. The final straw

“She asked 16 girls to be bridesmaids. In the year and a half between the engagement and wedding, all but 6 dropped out (3 were her sisters). She wanted 16 separate shades of blue and 16 different styles of dresses for each bridesmaid then threw a fit when the store didn’t have that many options. She demanded everyone pay for a week long bachelorette party in Vegas (including her share) and then got mad when some people opted out (I was a single mom/college student at the time). Her parents gave her a $20,000 budget and she ended up spending $100k and demanding they pay for it- they took out a loan they are still paying off. She wanted everyone to have the same shade of hair so she asked the two blonde bridesmaids to dye their hair (they declined). She paid for nothing for the bridesmaids (traditionally the brides pay for something- the hair/makeup or the dress) but demanded we purchase specific shoes, jewelry, dress, etc plus hair and makeup. And stay the entire weekend at the hotel she was getting married at. All told, costs for the wedding- not including a gift- was well over $2k per bridesmaid. This was mostly amongst college age women in a poor/middle class area. She also had three separate engagement parties/bridal showers.

Final straw for me was when she demanded to see my toast a month prior so she could edit it. She ended up rewriting it totally.​

I skipped the wedding totally and ended our friendship. They did end up getting married and 6+ years later he seems absolutely miserable.”

#13. I told her to shut up

“Bride had 2 weddings. Pretty different financial backgrounds between us and I was friend of the groom that became a friend during their engagement. She had one wedding in the local state she grew up and one destination wedding a month later. She couldn’t decide which dress to get, so she bought three. I was maid of honor at the local event and supposed to be in the destination wedding. Had to overdraw my bank account to attend and cover expenses so I was really a bit in awe at all the extravagances. It was a 3 hour ceremony with 2 venue changes “I want what I want!”and “it’s my day!” “I gave people for that!” Still ringing in my ears just thinking of it. She spent 60k in credit card debt on her perfect day (s) which she told me the day before she had not informed the groom. The best part was when she was in her second wedding dress change, she started to scream about how things weren’t exactly what she wanted. Standing there half dressed and drunk yelling about how the cake wasn’t perfect. (3k cake that was transported from another state was slightly smushed on the back side from hours of travel) The whole bridal party was just standing there in the hallway waiting to take pictures again I told her to shut up, said i wasn’t going to come to wedding in Ireland, reminded her that her hundreds of guests could hear her drunk ass, and fixed her bustle. She was such a little tantrum throwing shit. At the end of the irish dancing groups, the toasts, and her wedding dance (that was choreographed) her PAID wedding planner offered to give me cocaine for putting up with such a spoiled shit. The lady did it loudly in front the an aunt who later told the bride. Yeah, it sucked. She is a great girl too, just a terrible bride and drunk. Tl:dr wedding planner offered me drugs for putting up with the bride.”

#12. I didn’t attend the wedding

“I was the maid of honor. I helped plan the whole wedding, I went to all the awkward parties with family members I had never met. I was close with the bride and groom, not their families. The whole time we were planning she kept talking about being a bridezilla like it was an inevitable phase she would go through. Ffw all the way to the end. She suddenly decided that her sister needs to be the only one involved, but I can still be the maid of honor. She calls me the day of the bridal shower and asks why I wasn’t there and insists she told me the date. She hadn’t. She fires me on the spot and I don’t talk to her again until a few days before the wedding. She tells me that I can still come but she had asked one of her husband’s ex girlfriends, someone she didn’t know to be her new maid of honor. Day before the wedding she asks me to be the usher. Says I can show people to their seats, the gift table, the bathroom. I didn’t attend the wedding.

This last year I was my friends “Best Lady” which means I stood on the man’s side. Everyone helped set the wedding up, it was a blast. I declared myself his shield maiden and spent the entire time protecting him from everything, even a few birds in a bush.”

#11. I was thinking you could be a redhead

“Friend from college. We spent three months planning her bridal shower. She was not at all involved.

When she finally looked at the plans 1 week before the party, she said it “wasn’t what she’d had in mind.”

She then delays the wedding, which every one of her 400 guests had already made travel accommodations for, so that she can have her dream bridal shower.

Plans $25,000 weekend in Vegas. Booked presidential suite for herself and economy rooms for us, which she expected us to double up in. Wanted us to pay for the trip between us all evenly (25,000/7=3570 per person). And this isn’t even including her!! She said “You’re my bridesmaids, you’re kind of supposed to pay for my bridal shower.”

I didn’t have that kind of money at the time and told her so. Same with five other bridesmaids (the other two were her sisters.)

So she and her sisters have the bridal party on their own.

Day of the wedding, she informs me I need to dye my hair (and pay for it myself), because my hair color is too similar to hers and it would be distracting. “There aren’t enough red heads so I was thinking you could be a red head.”

To top it all off, she informed us after the ceremony that to save money, we wouldn’t be served a meal along with the rest of the guests. “You already had the privilege of being in my wedding, so, what more can you ask for?”

I didn’t contact her again after the wedding. She reached out to me to ask how to return my gift for store credit. I never replied.

tl;dr Pay $3750 each for my bridal shower, dye your hair, and oh by the way, I didn’t get you food because you’re not a ‘normal’ guest. Can you let me know how to return your gift for store credit?””

#10. I put in 15 hours a week

“It was a best friend of mine who was very frugal, so I figured she was going to have a reasonable wedding and bachelorette party. I had shared my monetary concerns with her too, that I worked and went to school and couldn’t take off much time. She didn’t have that many friends so It was only me and one other girl as bridesmaids. She asked us to hand-make ALL her decorations for the wedding (I put in 15 hours a week hand making decorations, all outside of working and going to school full time). Then she planned a week long bachelorette party out of town, also asking us to foot the bill, not to mention our dresses which I wanted to find something affordable (but she picked designer matching dresses that we had to pay for…never worn It again, been trying to sell It online). I spent nearly 1k on the whole ordeal, not to mention I did her hair and makeup for free for the wedding. I just felt largely taken advantage of and unappreciated. We are no longer friends because we ended up working together (after the wedding) and she tried to screw me over at work. It all makes me very reluctant to agree to be in someone’s wedding again, even someone I thought would be considerate of everyone else’s budget and time.”

#9. It still makes me mad

“This was my sister’s wedding so hold on tight. My sister had 10 bridesmaids. Most of them were her sorority sister’s from college. They wanted to plan an elaborate weekend for the summer, while most of them were still in school without jobs. When I asked “hey, who will pay for this?” my sister got pissed that I even asked. When I also reminded all the bridesmaids them that our father who had stage 4 cancer wasn’t doing so well and that maybe the bachelorette/bridal shower should be close by, they all flipped thinking I was being insensitive to the bride.

I was promptly asked not to be a bridesmaid to my own sister’s wedding over these two things. I was fine with this as she was a bridezilla and I spent time with our dying father. He died 2 weeks after her wedding day, that he couldn’t attend because he was in hospice care one day before her wedding. To me, she put herself before our ailing father, and it still makes me mad.”

#8. She lied

“The short story is that she lied.

She lied to the venue about the number of guests that were attending. Effectively packing us like sardines.

She lied about having a “day of” staff. That meant that all the dates of the bridesmaids spent the day hanging flowers, running to get kegs and waters, pouring the champagne for guests, setting up the entire venue the day before.

She lied to the hair and make up personnel about the number of people who were obtaining services in order to get them to come to the site. This forced guests to get hair and make up done in order for “the bride not to have to be charged extra”.

She lied to the catering about the number of guests, this caused them to run out of food and alcohol.

All in all, I think her lies saved her $1500, but cost her close friendships as her attitude toward the whole situation was indignation instead of being apologetic.”

#7. Like literal infants

“My first job out of college, a colleague got engaged and asked three colleagues to be her bridesmaids (in addition to one friend from high school). I had only known her for a matter of months, but I didn’t feel comfortable saying no because she was one of my bosses.

In addition to being in a wedding for someone I barely knew, which is shitty in its own right, there were so many horrible things about this nightmare bridezilla wedding. First, I ended up hosting both her bachelorette AND her shower because no one in her life planned anything, and she showed up to her own shower an hour late, hungover and wearing pajamas when she mandated that everyone dress for a luncheon. She ordered our dresses from Etsy (as opposed to any bridesmaid dress company) and they looked like seafoam green raw silk pillowcases with holes cut for the arms and head. They tied in giant bows in the back and we all looked like literal infants. She wouldn’t let us wear heels with said “dresses” because the groom was kinda short and we all had to buy new flats in a specific shade of gold. She wanted us to wear our hair in a really ugly, extremely complicated updo — and said we would have to pay to have one of the hairstylists do our hair (we refused). The wedding was on a Sunday in an extremely inconvenient and faraway location, and it was not the Sunday of a long weekend. The rehearsal dinner for this SUNDAY wedding was THURSDAY and started at 4 in the afternoon, requiring everyone to leave work in the middle of the day. She forced us to stay at an expensive hotel in the area the night before the wedding for no apparent reason and refused to pay for our hotel room.

Fun times!”

#6. She still complains

“I was in a wedding where the bride planned two separate bachelorette weekends for herself and got mad at anyone who couldn’t/wouldn’t spend two 3-day weekends at ~$500/each away from their husbands/kids/jobs.

The week leading up to the wedding the temp for the big day was forecast to be a high of 10*F (February wedding, NE US). Bride was insisting on outdoor photos without coats “because we can’t hide the dresses!” Everyone, including the photographer, tells her hell no. Day of she pitches a fit when we refused to do more than one quick photo.

Afterwards, she stopped talking to 75% of the bridal party because of their refusal to accommodate her outrageous demands. To this day, years later, she still complains about how her bridesmaids ruined her wedding.”

#5. Thankful to this day

“Bride was blonde. All bridesmaids except for me were brunette. She asked me to dye my hair brown for the wedding because she, “wanted to be the only blonde.” I suggested that instead I just give up my bridesmaid spot. Thankful to this day since I heard the dresses and bachelorette party cost all the other girls more money than I make in a month.”

#4. Oh well

“A friend of mine in college was getting married at 19 because she was super conservative christian and she wanted to have sex.

Between the time I agreed to be a bridesmaid and a couple of months before the wedding I lost some weight. She got super pissed at me because she wanted to be the skinny one on the stage and threw me out of the wedding party.

Oh well.”

#3. Dodged a bullet

“I didn’t make it to the wedding. I was best friends with the woman, literally we did everything together. She assembled her wedding party and didn’t invite me. She threw me my bachelorette, witnessed my marriage, etc. I found out later I wasn’t invited because I was overweight and her mother thought that would limit bridesmaid dress choices and throw the wedding photos ‘off’. At least I know, dodged a bullet.”

#2. Cherry on the cake

“Was a bridesmaid for my sister in law. Total bridezilla. Spent an extra 10K without my brothers knowledge and only told him a couple weeks before the wedding. Threw tantrums and fits about the smallest things like shoes and accessories. Basically expected everyone to bend to her every whim. I moved away to a different part of my country a while ago now and ever since then she hasnt talked to me once. Our relationship became quite hostile after the wedding because of how much of a bitch I realised she was so I distanced myself from her. Cherry on the cake was when she bitched about my mum to the hairdressers in front of me whilst the bridal party was getting ready.”

#1. The nerve

“Loads of little things adding up, two things I remember standing out.

She started with the turbo crazy at her hen do, it cost over 400 pounds to spend a 3 day weekend away. That’s not unreasonable in itself, but rather than appreciate the effort everyone made she came back from night 2 screaming her head off that one of the girls was a “miserable bitch” for coming back from a club an hour earlier than the rest of the hens because she wasn’t feeling comfortable in the big crowd. She said she would make her pay… And then gloated on the eve of the wedding that she had put her on a table with a very attractive girl because she knew she was insecure about her looks and wanted her to feel self conscious as punishment for the early dart 3 months earlier?

Spoke to me like absolute shit the whole run up to the wedding. Then pitched a fit at me in front of the whole bridal party because I had the nerve to bring a bag with my purse /car keys in it after she had mandated we were all to leave our stuff at her house…with no way of picking it up as she and the groom were staying in a hotel that night. I was the only bridesmaid with no significant other to give that stuff to so would have been stranded at the venue without it. Made me see how vile a person she is and our friendship is now over following her pulling some even more crazy shit a few months later. Just a shame I wasted so much energy on her over the years.”

 

Don’t be that bride, ladies. Just don’t.

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Mothers Share What They Wish Someone Had Told Them Before They Gave Birth

Giving birth is no joke. And the truth is that many women enter into pregnancy totally unequipped for what their bodies are about to endure. Sure there are books and blog posts on the patter, but other women could definitely be more candid about some aspects of childbirth. We’re not going to stop having babies, but these 13+ moms just wished they’d been more prepared for all the “fun” for which they were in store.

#15. Hell

“The first time you get up after a c section is hell. Absolutely hurts so bad and your incision takes weeks to heal if not months.

Being awake during your c section and you feel all the tugging and pulling inside you.”

#14. It hurts to pee

“It hurts to pee afterwards, but if you lean forward on the toilet then the pee goes away from the most painful areas.

Also try and time your pain relief around trips to the toilet or other strenous activities.”

#13. Not a nice surprise

“That you have the worst month long period of your life after giving birth. I read books, took childbirth classes and had no idea. Not a nice surprise.”

#12. From the front to the back

“Thank baby jesus I did not experience this, I knew you could tear so I took steps to prevent it, but I did not know you could tear literally all the way from the front to the back and need reconstructive surgery. Happened to my cousin.

edit – Since everyone keeps asking what steps I took: (TMI alert) regular perineal massages, use of large “toys”, and I opted for water births as the water supposedly relaxes your muscles and allows you to get in a position your body finds best for childbirth rather than giving birth strapped down on your back. Like kid 1 was born while I was on all fours and kid 2 was born with me standing up.”

#11. A total victory

“I am in the UK and had a c section birth a couple of years ago and am 6 months pregnant with my second. The bits I didn’t know beforehand were all straight after the birth and not during.

The tea and hot buttered toast I got to eat afterwards was one of the most delicious meals I have ever eaten.

The post partum bleeding goes on for weeks.

The first poop after a c section feels like a total victory.

The first shower afterwards also felt brilliant.

Never EVER miss the timing of any painkillers you are advised to take!

Doctors and nurses will come by frequently and check you and your baby over for all sorts of things.

I was in hospital 2 nights and your baby is totally your responsibility as soon as they arrive. The midwives helped out with nappy changes when I still couldn’t feel my legs but as soon as I could stand/walk that was it. As my baby wouldn’t sleep much at the start I did manage to get them to have her for two one hour periods which ended up meaning I only got 3 hours sleep in 3 days and I felt horrific. Things got much better when I got home.

My husband wasn’t allowed to stay in hospital overnight so that feeling of crushing solo responsibility was difficult to adjust to.

One more thing to note, all the Mums I know none of us have had a straight forward natural birth. I did NCT classes and of the 8 couples which participated 4 of the Mums ended up with c-sections and at least 2 of the others needed assisted births (forceps etc). These were higher than the stats we were told about during the classes.”

#10. A compliment is a compliment

“Apparently some doctors are really excited when they see a good placenta. Well, a compliment is a compliment, I guess.”

#9. Into high gear

“Your uterus continues to contract after delivery to get back down to pre-prego size. It’s pretty painful, worse than menstrual cramps. And breastfeeding really kicks the contractions into high gear.”

#8. Do not investigate

“Your vagina is going to look like a nightmare after. Don’t look at it or touch it, put ice packs and medicine on it but don’t investigate. I repeat: DO NOT INVESTIGATE. You’ll just keep yourself up at night fretting over what happens if it never goes back to normal. But if you do choose to look know that it won’t look like your labia just lost the title fight forever.”

#7. How sad I was

“I had known about PPD and the “baby blues”, but it was honestly sickening to me how sad I was after getting home from the hospital. I had wanted a baby for so long, finally had him and then just hated it. I felt like “what did I do? Why did I do this?” It was a shock. I had thought about just leaving. Which was absurd. Eventually it went away and I enjoyed my little boy. I mean, at the time too though, I did love being a mom because I constantly checked on him, took pics and all that. But the depression you get can be surprising, considering how badly I wanted to be a mom and then I’m like “I wish I was anywhere but with him.”

He is almost 4 and I am so happy. Seeing him after a full day of work is probably the best feeling in the world to me. I just wish I had prepared myself.more mentally and for those challenging first weeks/months.”

#6. Be flexible

“Labor and delivery nurse here.

There is no shame in using medications to make the process easier, especially epidurals. Natural birth is a beautiful thing, but not always the best thing. Be flexible! Things will come up that you didn’t anticipate.
Know your OB/GYN. Use friends/family/mommy blogs to refer you to a good doctor/midwife. They can be nice and charming in the office, and a totally different person in the hospital.
Don’t tell your friends and family to come visit until after you’ve given birth and recovered. I’ve seen couples invite their entire family and social circle come see them when they are exhausted, in pain, and trying to breastfeed their new baby. They are trying to perform for their guests instead of resting and bonding with the baby.
Bonus: prepare for more shit/blood/bodily fluids than you’ve ever seen your life.
EDIT: Thank you for the gold! And since people are seeing this comment here’s a quick PSA: VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!”

#5. Like a slip-n-slide

“How…..wet everything can get. If your water breaks and you have a slow leak… there’ll be fluid at home, in the car, in the waiting/triage area, in your room, in the hallway, in the bathroom. Combined with all the blood loss and peeing yourself, and it’s almost like a slip-n-slide trying to get around. They gave me a big chuck pad to put between my legs but it was kind of pointless because it wouldn’t stay up unless you held it.”

#4. This is not fine make it stop

“A lot of women throw up! I have a vomit phobia and was not aware of this until about a month before I was due. Luckily there are drugs you can take that help (I managed to avoid throwing up with a lot of drugs).

Also the pain wasn’t as gradual as I was expecting. I went from “this is fine” to “this is not fine make it stop” in maybe half an hour. But then you have to wait before they can get you set up with an epidural, so it’s hard to avoid that “not okay” period entirely.”

#3. Prolapse and sneeze-pee

“Prolapse and hemorrhoids. Your pelvic floor is fucked. Sneeze pee is still a thing.

I hired a personal trainer to help me lose weight and get stronger. Working out has really really really helped strengthen my pelvic floor and lessen my prolapse.”

#2. It’s not

“If you think getting a c-section is the ‘easy way out’, it’s not. It’s major abdominal surgery, and your recovery time will be much longer. You are also more at risk for complications and infection. I spent two weeks in hospital after my first with a raging infection that could have prevented me from being able to have more children.”

#1. Like a little old man

“That the baby would look like a little old man, and that I might not feel emotionally attached right away.

Birthed 4 babies.”

 

Share with your currently pregnant friends, y’all. They deserve a head’s up, and it’s too late for them to back out now anyway.

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People Who Hate Their Exes Are Going to Love These 12+ Memes

Exes: at best they are an awkward encounter at the supermarket…at worst? Well, let’s just say you really never want to see them again.

If you have an ex in your life who you can’t stand to be around ever again, then this list of 13 memes is for you. And hey, maybe you can send one their way to let them know you are thinking of them!

1. How dare they?

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2. Yep, uh-huh, sure.

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3. Most bad ideas do…

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4. Just delete ’em.

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5. Can’t argue with that logic.

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6. Lemme see it!

7. Gotta stay humble.

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8. Yikes.

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9. Boom.

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10. Thanks, Zuckerberg.

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11. Lol.

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12. You’re welcome.

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13. Nope.

Here’s to all the future exes who we don’t yet know we’ll hate!

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Even Dog Lovers Might Not Know How to Pronounce These 7 Breeds Correctly

There are a TON of dog breeds out there. And unless you are deep into the world of competitive dog shows, you probably haven’t heard of most of them. Add that to the fact that plenty of people prefer mutts of questionable parentage to dropping a bunch of bucks on a name, and, well, it’s not surprising that many may not know how to pronounce the fancy-schmancy breed names listed below.

That said, in the interest of knowledge (and sounding smart at parties), below are 7 common doggy mispronunciations, along with the correct way to say them.

#7. Dachshund

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Common mispronunciation: dash-hund
Correct pronunciation: dahks-und

#6. Vizsla

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Common mispronunciation: viz-sluh
Correct pronunciation: veesh-la

#5. Shih Tzu

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Common mispronunciation: sh*ts-ew
Correct pronunciation: she-dzoo

But I mean, the first way is more fun.

#4. Newfoundland

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Common mispronunciation: new-found-land
Correct pronunciation: new-fun-land

#3. Bichon Frise

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Common mispronunciation: bich-on freeze
Correct pronunciation: bee-shawn free-zay

Really put your nose into it.

#2. Weimaraner

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Common mispronunciation: way-mar-ann-er
Correct pronunciation: vahy-muh-rah-ner

German accent included, please.

#1. Papillon

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Common mispronunciation: pap-ill-on
Correct pronunciation: pap-ee-yawn

It’s French (it means butterfly) so feel free to bust out your accent to really nail it.

 

Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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11 Energizing Facts You Didn’t Know About Coffee

Mmmm…coffee. Just the word makes me think of that intoxicating smell. Could you go for a cup right about now? Because I sure could!

Coffee, however, hides a few surprises. It’s more than just a hug in a mug. The next time you are sitting with your friends at your favorite coffee shop, use this list of 11 dark roasted facts to show off your OCD (obsessive coffee disorder).

1. Black Ivory Coffee in Thailand is one of the most expensive coffees in the world at more than $500 per pound.

Elephants eat the beans and then poop them out half-digested. The coffee produced has a robust flavor and drinker are willing to shell out the big bucks for the hard-to-find brew.

After it’s cleaned, of course.

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2 Almost all the world’s religions accept coffee.

Although Mormonism does not allow caffeinated “hot beverages,” including coffee, and Seventh Day Adventism also eschews the brew.

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3. Coffee is highly addictive.

One small cup per day is enough to hook most people. Without a daily cup, 125 million Americans would suffer headaches and 32 million would experience actual symptoms of withdrawal.

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4. Don’t look for an Espresso Romano in Italy.

Most Italians have never heard of it. But you can make one yourself easy by adding a bit of lemon juice and sugar to an espresso. Rub the rind along the top of the demitasse for added brightness.

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5. Starbucks will happily make you a Quadriginoctuple Frap if you are willing to pay around $50 for it.

And if you actually want 48 shots of espresso, soy powder, protein powder, two bananas and a strawberry and salt topping.

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6. Hawaii’s gourmet Kona coffee is the only commercially grown coffee by a state in the U.S.

Grown in mineral-rich volcano soil, Kona coffee is on the list of the most expensive coffees in the world.

The U.S. territory of Puerto Rico also grows coffee, but it is not a state.

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7. Coffee has a history of being banned.

One attempt was by Italian clerics who tried to ban coffee as the “devil’s drink” in the 16th century. Instead, Pope Clement VII baptized it to cheat the devil because he thought it was delicious.

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8. Coffee can improve your memory.

Studies show when we learn something new, the DNA in brain cells breaks a little. Coffee can help repair these breaks faster. This is particularly helpful as we age and our own neurons’ abilities to repair these breaks slows.

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9. Coffee is only slightly diuretic and does not dehydrate you.

You do not lose any more fluids than what you take in when drinking coffee, contrary to popular belief.

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10. Coffee consumption is linked to lowered mortality from many diseases.

There is evidence that coffee can even protect against Parkinson’s disease and type 2 diabetes.

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11. Coffee’s anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties are mood boosters.

Chlorogenic acid, ferulic acid, and caffeic acid help soothe inflamed nerve cells that bring on depression, which helps you feel better.

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Coffee is chock full of history, and the science on your daily cuppa gets more fascinating by the year. And since it’s fantastic for your health and your mood, the next time the barista asks how you take your coffee, you tell him (or her), “Very seriously.”

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This is Elon Musk’s Favorite Brain Teaser…Can You Solve It?

Technology companies love to ask their potential employees tough questions to throw them off balance. For example, one of Google’s favorite interview questions is reportedly to ask, “how many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30pm on a Friday,” while Hewlett-Packard prefers, “if Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?”

Yikes…how are you supposed to know the answers to those?

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Whatever the question, the purpose behind it is to see how the interviewee processes information and attempts to solve complex problems. The interviewers don’t necessarily care whether or not you end up with the right answer; it’s more about how you get to whatever you get to.

Knowing this, it’s probably not surprising to learn that Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX, also has a favorite brain teaser.

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He reportedly asks:

“You’re standing on the surface of the Earth. You walk one mile south, one mile west, and one mile north. You end up exactly where you started. Where are you?”

Don’t feel too bad if the answer eludes you. When CNBC took to the streets of New York and asked random passersby the teaser, the majority of people didn’t get it right. Of course, they didn’t also have a job on the line, so they probably weren’t as motivated as Musk’s interviewees.

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Ok.

Ready for the answer?

Here we go.

The North Pole.

That’s the primary answer, but there’s also another, more complicated answer: one mile north of a circle with a one-mile circumference surrounding the South Pole (so, basically, 2 miles north of the South Pole. If that seems confusing, this Business Insider video clarifies:

“You’ll walk one mile south to reach this circle, trace that mile-long circle’s path, and return one mile north to your starting point.”

Now do you get it? Mr. Musk hopes you do.

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