Creepy Theories That Will Keep You Up at Night

It can be stimulating to ask yourself the hard questions. To really dig in and examine life, and the big unknowns, and all of the mysteries of the universe.

It can also be downright horrifying to consider the possibilities, the answers, and the theories that strive to explain the unexplainable – and these 16 theories are creepy enough to keep you up at night.

Fair warning.

16. Statistically, you won’t meet one…but someone will.

It’s scary that there are thousands of serial killers out there at any 1 given time who often just blend in with the rest of society and live normal lives.

Many will never be caught.

15. Wild to think about.

That humans almost went extinct. 70,000 years ago a volcano in Indonesia erupted.

There’s theories that we have a genetic bottleneck around that time. Took our population down to 10,000-3,000 (like the size of one small town).

Lots of fresh genetic material died with those who were lost and the resulting inbreeding could have resulted in some genetic diseases that have made their way into humans today.

Without this event, we may have advanced faster and be healthier people today.

14. My brain can’t quite wrap around this.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

– Douglas Adams

13. Wait, really?

The theory that scented candles starting getting poor reviews at the same time COVID hit the US.

Makes you wonder how many people have mild COVID before we even knew about it, pairing the lack of taste and/or smell as one of the main symptoms associated with mild COVID cases.

12. A terrible tale.

My gf has a story. When she was 13, she and her friend would watch horror movies in the dark of her room; a room that was located next to a fenced canal. One night, they both look over to see a pair of eyes through the blinds, watching them. They run from the room screaming only to be told by the father of the house that they had been watching too many scary movies.

Two months later, the mother of the house opened the door to a strange man who proceeded to rape and kill her. When he was caught, he admitted to having stalked the house for months before the murder.

My gf and her friend HAD ACTUALLY SEEN this deranged rapist/murderer watching them.

11. I don’t like to be cold.

Basically heat exchange theory.

That one day all of the heat we use in order to create energy will be expended and the universe will be stuck in a “heat lock”

10. I believe that.

That mind control actually exists.

It’s something that would never go public because whoever was able to perfect it first would be in the position to use it on whoever is aware of its existence.

9. I’d buy this.

Philosophical zombies. Theory that a good portion of the human race lack conscious experience.

If you’ve ever dissociated or done something and don’t recall(driven home but have no recollection, your brain acting on auto pilot) thats what they are like.

They do everything required to be human, they ape emotions, go through life.

They just lack sentience.

8. Alternate universes, I’m telling you.

When I was younger I had this little stuffed animal dog I named rocky. One night, my younger sisters and I (who all slept in the same room so we could hangout together) were messing around, and I two handed over head tossed rocky into the wall directly in front of my bed. He hit the wall, slid down behind whatever was in front of my bed, and was NEVER seen again.

I immediately went to go get him and he just wasn’t anywhere. We tore the whole entire small room apart. We all saw the event occur. Over time the room has been completely emptied out, everything in it rearranged, walls painted, everything- and no rocky. He just completely phased out of existence.

Makes me think he glitched out of the system or something.

7. Creepy, without a doubt.

That you might be aware of everything happening to you during surgery, the anesthesia keeps you from moving and causes you to forget.

6. Sure, a hoax.

There was a call in to Bell radio in the late 90’s by a frantic guy claiming to be an ex-area 51 employee. He seemed worried claiming he didn’t have much time and that aliens were interdimensional beings infiltrating all manner of human civilization.

Tool took the recorded audio and put it on one of their albums with some slight changes including an added ambient audio track and just made it all that much more creepy.

There’s about 30 seconds of missing audio in the original recording and a bit of a while later the guy called back in claiming it was a hoax.

5. Or an alternate universe.

Sometimes I’ll encounter random strangers that I get a strange vibe from, like they’re noticing me more. It’s made me think, “what if there are time traveling tourists just walking around, and I’m someone important and they want to meet me before I do whatever it is I’m going to do?”

4. We probably don’t want to know.

That we have so little data about the deep dark parts of the ocean and don’t truly know what lurks there

3. Robots are definitely coming for us.

I saw a video about the theory of grey goop – in which one day we invent micro robots used to break down waste, but could somehow evolve to consume all carbon based organic matter.

This would eventually lead to them consuming all life on earth. I was mildly freaked out by the idea of it. It’d be the most horrifying means of extinction.

2. Ignorance is bliss.

That the universe is infinite and there could be billions of other living organisms that all know about us and have significantly better technology and could wipe us out at any moment but choose to leave us be because they know that we don’t know about them.

Kinda like some indigenous tribes that live secluded and don’t know that we are this civilized and technologically advanced.

1. Now I need to know why.

The one that bugs me was the one about the guy who was last seen in an Airport.

Theres video of him just wigging the f*ck out and running away at full speed.

They linked the surveillance footage and you can see him run all the way off the premises.

He was never seen again. There’s lots of theories about what happened.

None I wanna look too far into.

Some of these really blew my mind in a terrible way, y’all.

What theory would you put on this list? Freak us out in the comments!

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Sleep Talkers Will Understand These Problems

Sleepwalking is what happens when your brain fails to produce the chemicals necessary to keep you still while you’re asleep so you don’t start acting out your dreams.

I’ve never really had that problem, though I’ve suffered the opposite – a phenomenon called sleep paralysis where that chemical keeps getting produced even though you’re conscious. It’s freaky. I think I’d probably trade it for sleepwalking if I could.

I do, apparently, talk just a bit in my sleep. More frequently, I was informed by an ex girlfriend, I hum little tunes. Not too surprising as I am a musician of sorts, but it pales in comparison to how interesting some of these sleep talking confessions are.

12. Bring on the Muppets tonight

Talk about being felt.

Source: Whisper

11. Say my name

Well, that’s just plain uncomfortable.

Source: Whisper

10. Secrets revealed

I wonder if they vet for this kind of thing in like professional spies?

Source: Whisper

9. Panic time

If I hear that in the night, no matter the context, I’m gonna comply.

Source: Whisper

8. Gibberish times

Those are the best.

Source: Whisper

7. Important meals

Well, you heard the lady.

Source: Whisper

6. What an embarrassment

For all you know, it’s already happened.

Source: Whisper

5. A wide variety

You should go into talk radio.

Source: Whisper

4. A class act

Were you muttering the test answers?

Source: Whisper

3. Monkey business

That would be a pretty difficult thing to hide.

Source: Whisper

2. Double trouble

What are you revealing?

Source: Whisper

1. Sexy dork fish

Um…thanks?

Source: Whisper

Absolutely wild, I’m not sure how I could sleep next to some of those folks.

Do you have experience with sleep talking?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Women Share the NSFW Questions They Have For Men

I’m a guy who’s bad at pretty much everything, but maybe I can be helpful when it comes to this post on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

Here are some questions. I’ll use my limited perspective and do my best to answer.

Content warning: most of these are pretty NSFW.

1. Ya just do your best.

So when guys crash at each other’s houses, what do you do when you wake up with morning wood? Do you have to hide it from each other?

– Tanarri27

2. Yes, the sensation is substantially dulled.

Does s*x REALLY feel different with a condom on?

Like, is there a noticeable difference and if so, is it bad or feel less pleasurable?

– UniqueUserName_93

3. Not as often as we should.

Do you actually wash underneath your balls

– juicy_fruitty_

4. When I was younger, maybe. Now? Nah.

Guys… You say you don’t care how many partners a girl has had…. But does it secretly bother you?

– nosh_dosh

5. Not since I was a teenager.

do you actually compare dong sizes with your friends?

– KeeganMargaret

6. A mature man can tell the difference.

How do I compliment you without thinking there’s more to it?

– dpnrte

7. Yes and it hurts.

Has a girl ever sat on your penis ‘the incorrect way’?

– kittycat2009

8. Not as much as you might think.

How much does boob size matter

– nosh_dosh

9. Any man who says they haven’t measured is lying to you.

Why do you say you don’t measure your d*ck? Some men have said “well it’s like you don’t measure your arm”.

But from my woman perspective, if I had something between my legs, I’d measure it. We know our bra and shoe size, why don’t you know your d*ck size??

– ditchinzimbabwe

10. Some deep, weird animal instinct.

When guys do the scratch ‘n sniff, what’re you guys actually sniffing for? Is it just a hygiene check?

– monik991

11. Like your crotch is trying to escape.

what does a boner feel like?

– ligmabeansthesecond

12. S*x is a part of love, it’s not the entire picture.

Is your love for your female partner based on how well she f*cks or you actually fall in love independently from it?

– KitchenBiscotti1

13. Worried about who your girlfriend hangs out with? Hmmm…

How do you guys feel about girls that hang out with a lot of guys.

Can you tell the difference between the pick me girls and the girls that are genuinely just more of a tomboy or just get along better w guys in a platonic way.

– katieewadee

14. The pain shoots up to your stomach, actually.

How does getting kicked in the balls feel?

– 23cacti

15. Once a year, it’s a family tradition.

How often do you accidentally sit on your nuts?

– Ran-Dizzy123

Welp, I hope that way-too-much-information was helpful.

What questions to you have about people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Wild First Date Stories You Need To Check Out

I’ve had a few interesting first dates before, but definitely none as wild as the ones that we’re about to read about here.

These make my first dates – and in fact all of my dating life taken as a whole – feel pretty tame and like perhaps I need to get out there and get a little more wild. Or maybe I don’t want to, because some of these sound pretty yikes.

Here are fifteen real first date stories submitted anonymously.

15. That’s permanent

What was the ink though?

Source: Whisper

14. Throw it up

Was this an illness situation or a “bottle flu” type situation?

Source: Whisper

13. Get right to it

Sounds like maybe you were both a little thirsty, huh?

Source: Whisper

12. A little drive

Well, that’s one way to do it.

Source: Whisper

11. The boob tube

I’m truly sorry about that title, I just couldn’t resist because I’m a child.

Source: Whisper

10. Keep Portland weird

Is this like, not illegal? Does Portland even HAVE laws?

Source: Whisper

9. Too far too fast

What are you, from medieval times or something?

Source: Whisper

8. Heading back

You just keep comin’ round here again.

Source: Whisper

7. Jump right in

Those memories will last you a lifetime.

Source: Whisper

6. The skinny

And how did it go? We must know more.

Source: Whisper

5. When ya know…

…ya know.

Source: Whisper

4. Double up

That seems like the least you could do for that poor guy.

Source: Whisper

3. What a trip

I literally cannot imagine being comfortable doing something like this.

Source: Whisper

2. Barf

There’s no recovering from that.

Source: Whisper

1. Best AND worst?

There’s so much more to this story.

Source: Whisper

Absolutely wild. I feel like I need a nap.

What’s your craziest first date story?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Are Intrigued: How Could Anyone Live in This ‘Skinny House’?

You’ve heard of tiny homes, but have you heard of a “skinny” house?

Yes, you read that right, “skinny house.” And no, this has nothing to do with diets or eating healthy.

This peculiar “skinny” home, located at 970 Chestnut St. in Deerfield, Illinois, has gained the attention of the internet. A video of the house shared on TikTok has everyone baffled.

@kobbbsalad

SKINNY HOUSE SKINNY HOUSE SKINNY HOUSE #fyp #100gecs #geccing #skinny #skinnyhouse #architecture

♬ I Need Help Immediately – 100 gecs & Laura Les & Dylan Brady

From this angle, the house looks impossibly narrow. ‘How could anyone live here?’ people are asking.

However, in truth, the house is not just one long line.

The house is actually larger than it appears, totaling 1600 square feet of living space.

On one end of the house, everything looks completely normal. On the opposite, narrowest end the house is only three feet wide!

Thankfully, it culminates in a bathroom, with a lovely bathroom sink and mirror placed against the final wall. So it doesn’t feel awkwardly small.

Image Credit: Fun.Shared

In Deerfield, it’s known as the “pie house,” because its shape is more like that of a piece of pie (yum!).

It contains two bedrooms and three bathrooms (2 full, 1 half), and a finished basement.

If you’re interested in purchasing the house, unfortunately, you’re too late. It was purchased on August 5th, 2020, and is currently valued at $261,429.

Image Credit: Fun.Shared

When you take a look from the inside, it really doesn’t look that unconventional.

So long as the owners are happy, it shouldn’t matter what the rest of the world thinks. Just because something is different, doesn’t make it bad!

Would you purchase a “skinny” house like this one? Let us know in the comments.

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This Account Shares Hilarious (and Disgusting) New Flavor Ideas for Oreos

I want you to close your eyes and think about the weirdest, craziest, and most disgusting Oreo flavors that you can come up with…

Do you have some in mind?

Well, you might want to send your ideas into a Twitter account called “Upcoming Oreos” that specializes in just that! And their posts are totally hilarious…and odd.

Have you ever considered eating an Eggs Benedict Oreo? Well, you can at least consider it now!

Let’s take a look at some of the funny and strange posts from this page.

1. Are you ready for a sodium overload?

This is gonna be great!

2. It’s gonna be a long night…

Don’t drink the bong water!

3. This is making me uncomfortable.

Are you with me on this one?

4. See if you can find it!

It’s like a treasure hunt…or something…

5. Now, this is classy.

I think you just met your future wife.

6. The ultimate breakfast Oreo.

Give it a shot!

7. Yummy yummy yummy!

I can tell you’re excited about this one.

8. Just the middle bun, please.

Finally! I’ve been waiting for this for years.

9. A very interesting choice.

Might get stuck in your mouth for a while.

10. A unique combination.

You’ll feel like you’re at the beach!

11. It’s what you’ve been waiting for.

Do you think you can handle this bad boy?

You gotta love it! Or, well, at least respect the comedy.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about some other ridiculous Oreo flavors that you’d like to see come to life.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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These Knockoff Brands Are Sure to Make You LOL

It’s knockoff brand time!

I knew you’d be as excited as I am!

Because these imitation brands of big-name products provide a stream of never ending laughs.

You love them. I love them. WE ALL LOVE THEM.

Let’s take a look at some that are pretty hilarious, shall we? Start now!

1. That title seems a little bit familiar for some reason…

I just can’t put my finger on it…

coming to your nearest bookstore from crappyoffbrands

2. Break me off a piece of that Kat Kot bar!

I wonder how they actually taste…

I love these from crappyoffbrands

3. Otherwise known as “Tom and Jerry.”

“Cat and Rat” has a nice ring to it, though…

Cat and Rat..,.. from crappyoffbrands

4. Play the game that families just love!

And you get to yell out “UM” when you win!

U M from crappyoffbrands

5. Sounds a little bit like “Wednesday Addams.”

Am I right about this one?

Thank you, clearance aisle from crappyoffbrands

6. I feel like I just stepped onto a movie set!

It’s like Hollywood has come to life!

Two for the price of one! from crappyoffbrands

7. China excels at this kind of stuff.

Peppa Pig is literally everywhere!

Crappy or genius? from crappyoffbrands

8. Your wish did not exactly come true, did it?

Well, better luck next time.

Ordered a Pickle Rick pipe off Wish.com… from crappyoffbrands

9. That’s a good company.

Keep an eye on them, they’re on the rise.

Aggle protduc from crappyoffbrands

10. This all looks very familiar…

To a certain TV show that I’ve seen before…

Biohazard Boy from crappyoffbrands

11. Dr. Perky! I love it!

Give it a shot! You might like it!

Well alright from crappyoffbrands

12. Batman had one too many drinks.

Well, now he’s totally useless…

Batman from Infinity War from crappyoffbrands

13. I wonder what this character’s name is…

Leo the Lion?

Totally not r/funny from crappyoffbrands

Those are great!

And now we want to hear from you.

What do you think is the best knockoff brand that you’ve ever seen?

Share some photos with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny Knockoff Brands You Have to See to Believe

Pass me the Dr. Gulpster!

Or maybe the Dr. Rocket?

Okay, well if you’re out of those, I guess I’ll take the Dr. Thunder…

In case you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I’m referring to knockoff brands of Dr. Pepper. There are a ton of them out there for some reason, and I’ve always found them to be quite hilarious.

And, as you can probably imagine, there are knockoff brands for just about every kind of product out there, and they’re all pretty hilarious.

Are you ready to see some of them? Let’s take a look!

1. I can’t believe it’s not…

Man, there are a whole lot of these, huh?

What not butter! from crappyoffbrands

2. Something doesn’t look right here…

I can’t quite put my finger on it.

X-post from r/hmmm from crappyoffbrands

3. The exact opposite.

I wonder if it still keeps you warm…?

I love finding things like this at thrift stores. from crappyoffbrands

4. I love this guy.

A pretty funny story, if I do say so myself.

Oof, Starbucks. (Reposted from r/memes) from crappyoffbrands

5. Which one do you prefer?

Gimme that GFC!

Offbrand of offbrands from crappyoffbrands

6. You get what you pay for.

Don’t go cheap on any kind of cleaning robot!

Mother knew I wanted a Roomba but didn’t want to waste that much money on one. So she found one for a bargain! Note, it has zero vacuuming ability. from crappyoffbrands

7. Good thing your name is Mike.

Otherwise, it would have been embarrasing.

Paid $10 for it and didnt realize til I put it on.. at least it has my name on it from crappyoffbrands

8. This is blasphemy!

How dare you drag this name through the mud!

Who killed Orange Julius? Orange Brutus [Philippines] from crappyoffbrands

9. I think it might be FONY.

At least it’s kind of cheap…

Looks a bit… phoney doesn’t it from crappyoffbrands

10. That’s not a good sign…

I wonder if these are big sellers…

Saw this in a secondhand group. Not Uggs, but… from crappyoffbrands

11. I want Dave all over me.

Wait, did that sound weird?

My favorite soap from crappyoffbrands

12. Time to take a trip to Iran!

I need some Burger Next in my life.

Yum Yum from crappyoffbrands

What’s your favorite knockoff brand that you’ve ever seen?

Tell us about it in the comments.

And please share some pics if you have ’em. Thanks!

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Urban Explorers Share Scary Moments When They Knew It Was Time to Go

If you’re not sure what an “urban explorer” is, it’s someone who enjoys exploring the nooks and crannies of the cities where they live or visit.

Like with any explorer, though, there are bound to be moments when you know you’ve walked into the wrong place at the wrong time, and if you listen to your gut, you turn around, fast.

It’s best to live vicariously in these moments, if you ask me, so that’s what we’ll do with these 16 stories.

16. Well that’s proper creepy.

Boy oh boy do I have a story. Went urban exploring in an abandoned college campus, was pretty cool, due to be demolished and there was some really nice graffiti. At the time I kept sending video messages to a friend of me roaming around looking at everything.

The way the area was set up was pretty much a singular building in this giant lot with nothing on it, right in the middle with it being open area about 100 meters either way. The building was three storeys and on the ground floor had an open area where there appeared to be an abandoned car.

So I was messing around looking at this graffiti and the random junk everywhere and recording videos for my friend when I finally went to record the graffiti right next to the car. I started filming a video of the graffiti when what do you know. The car turns on. I immediately throw my hands up and point towards the gate to gesture “Sorry didn’t realise someone was here, I’ll be on my way.”

When the guy starts blaring on the horn and starts revving the engine, at this point I’m startle and decide to gun it down the driveway back to the gate and WHAT DO YOU KNOW he starts speeding after me in the car whilst still blaring on the horn. Due to being startled and running I apparently accidentally hit send to the video I took on my phone to my friend, whilst all captioning it “1111” as I was running away. (I have the video saved if anyone’s curious.)

At this point I was right in the headlights with him right behind so I turned off the driveway and ran over a pile of rocks, falling down on my way down the other side of them. Scratched my knee really badly, glasses went flying off and got scratched up too. I get the glasses and sprint (more like hobble quickly) to the fence where there’s some bush covering, the guy pulls up near by and winds down the window and you could smell the car from how far I was, it was putrid and the guy for sure looked like he was living out of the car. I have insane adrenaline going and sort of slink further away through the bushes but can’t get over the fence. I figured I could wait the guy out.

I was there for around 20 minutes whilst he sat there with his car idling. By this point my friend was practically having a panic attack thinking I just got murdered and my adrenaline was wearing off and the pain from my leg was setting in so I couldn’t climb the fence and get away quickly without him noticing.

My friend was messaging me like crazy asking if I was okay and she ended up DRIVING to the place to rescue me. She pulled up a bit up the street and the guy drove up towards there which gave me the chance to climb the fence, she rushed down to where I had said I was, picked me up, and we drove off.

Never have I been so scared in my life, and have never appreciated someone more.

15. If you want to get shot…

I used to enjoy exploring abandoned places here in rural Iowa, but I stopped a couple years ago after a couple run ins with some meth labs. Sh%t’s crazy here. Scary as f*ck too.

Those dudes will shoot your ass without hesitation. They’re typically tweaking and/or unstable, too. That makes them unpredictable.

I work for a utility company and have to go on site visits in some sketchy areas of small towns to recon where to put power lines. This puts you in all sorts of abandoned areas sometimes. I’ve heard enough stories from field guys and seen plenty that was a red flag.

New locks and dogs in abandoned areas means GTFO yesterday. Drug epidemic hits the midwest hard, man.

14. Like, yesterday.

I was taking a look at some of those massive smokestacks in an abandoned factory and I heard a radio squelch

That’s time to go, right there

13. One terrifying moment.

I was exploring an old storm water filtration plant once. The lower levels of the main buildings were all flooded (which was super creepy) and it was pretty overgrown.

This was my second time there and I wanted to see more than I had last time. A friend of mine and I had the bright idea to climb into one of the pipes that had an open man hole cover- really stupid for a whole bunch of reasons.

We figured we knew/ had a pretty good guess where it would come out as there was another man hole on the other side of the compound in line with where the pipe was heading. When we got all the way there though, it turned out to be welded shut. The worst bit was when we turned to go back we realized we’d been slowly going down hill. The pipe was fairly slimy and it seemed for a minute like we wouldn’t be able to go back the way we’d come

I’ve never quite felt that level of claustrophobia before or since.

12. Your gut always knows.

I convinced a group of about 5 or so of my friends to go with me into this old house that was in an odd sort of industrial area, like on one of those service roads next to a highway. The only way in was to go through the basement and through a hole in the wall at the top of the stairs.

After exploring for a while I thought I’d do a “scout mission” for fun that involved me just walking around the house to check for cops. Well what do you know, there were cop cars just pulling into the street with sirens on that were pulling into the restaurant next door, someone probably reported us.

The exit was on the other side of the house from the cops, I quickly called up to the others to climb back out and we somehow managed.

I don’t generally believe in intuition but I do find it odd that I had the urge to do a sweep right when the cops showed up

11. Just reading this freaked me out.

Not urban but a mate of mine, his then gf, and I were exploring a cave system we found, 3 hours into a hike in a national park, kilometers from the nearest road access, in a coastal region called Wilson’s Promontory, in southern Victoria, Australia. Now I’m a skinny 6’1″ but rhey were both skinnier and shorter, so we got to this one narrow bit that we could all get down by sliding on our butts.

The cave was pitch black and wet, though we had our phone torches thankfully. Weird ass cave bugs kept dropping on us, and eventually we headed back. So they both climbed back up the tunnel, but it turned out that my shoulders were too broad to actually move my arms enough to clamber up. Thankfully my arms were extended, and my friend could reach my hands.

He almost dislocated my shoulders but thankfully with a bit of wriggling, I was pulled out. The alternative was a long, dark, cold, stay in a hole that would have become a major rescue operation requiring heavy machinery, and possibly the destruction of some pristine wilderness that I’d never have forgiven myself for!

Claustrophobia hits you hard when it’s intense, and boy was that intense

10. They got what they wanted.

Went exploring in an old textile mill in rural Alabama. It was easy enough to hide your car for parking and you could even pull you car onto the site if you had 4 wheel drive. We went often and one time parked right in the middle of the mill’s back lot and decided to climb the ladders to the roof.

Once we got to the roof the sun started setting so we got our headlamps ready, watched the sunset, then decided to head back down from the roof. As we’re walking to the ladder my car alarm down below starts going off, and immediately from the rooftop across from us someone flashed a flashlight at us but they never said a thing.

I was way too nervous about my car being stolen to really care about the other person but they didn’t chase us, yell, nothing, they just kept their light on us so that we could never see them and followed us with their light til we got into the car and left. I never went back after that. It’s torn down now.

9. That’ll do it.

When me and my friends were young, we lived in a trailer park community in a bad part of Phoenix, but we loved exploring anyway, we found a large old storm drain behind our community covered in graffiti and weeds and we decided to explore, walking in with mini flashlights we kept seeing spots of blood and more strange graffiti, after about 30ish minutes we started hearing tapping, we got scared and started to walk back out, when we noticed it seemed to be following us we ran like our lives depended on it.

A few weeks after that our community manager discovered a body near the entrance of the storm drain. That was the last of our exploring.

8. Seems to be common knowledge.

In a building I found the basement. Then the sub basement.

It was dark. Heard a sound. Then an an animal running sound…. and dogs barking. I fucking booked it back up the stairs and closed the fire door and gtfo.

Speaking to some urbex mentors they explained if you hear dogs or see them, to not go in the area as it’s probably used for a drug lab.

7. Pics or it didn’t happen.

Was exploring an abandoned TB hospital. Heard a sound that sounded a lot like a homeless person snoring. It took a while for my friends and I to work up the courage to go in the room where we heard it, but we were rewarded with the sight of a vultures nest.

6. I would have peed my pants!

I came across a bunch of doberman deep in the middle of the woods one time. There was at least 20 of them scattered among the trees next to the dirt road. I thought they were statues at first cuz they were sitting so stock still.

But their heads rotated on a swivel following my car. I noped out of there so f*cking fast.

5. Better than rattlesnakes.

In Oklahoma I was looking around some land that my mother and aunt inherited. I found a foundation and basement for a homestead that had been destroyed. As I got closer to it I started to hear this hissing sound and I freaked out a little because there are like four different species of rattlesnake here and the closest hospital is half an hour away.

I kept going and look into the basement/cellar thing and there are two baby buzzards, turns out they hiss when they get scared.

4. My stomach clenched.

Spooky cement tunnel that seems to lead underground. Very dark and echoes go on for ages. We had no clue what it was, didn’t seem to be any kind of drainage tunnel because it was square/bone dry and out in an open field. There are definitely some old bomb shelters and missile silos on our area that are out of commission, so we decided to take a look.

Only about 20 yards in and the light from outside starts really fading behind us. Someone takes out a flashlight and we start seeing bare human footprints on the ground leading deeper into the dark.

None leaving. We skedaddled.

3. That cat saw something bad.

Not terribly urban, (back when I lived in the rural south) but my friend and I went to an abandoned trailer because she wanted to show me all the old playboys that were left lying around in it.

There were pentagrams painted on the front door and on one wall of the bedroom that was through the kitchen but that wasn’t too spooky. My brother was one of those edgy teenagers and I had seen more than enough crookedly spray painted pentagrams to know it was just idiots goofing off. Nah, the scary part was the half dead cat hung by it’s back legs from the ceiling fan in the back room down the hall.

We went to take it down so we could call the cops and then hopefully get to bury it at her house and give it some peace. And then it woke up and started squalling. It scratched me on my arms and her on the face and tried to get away but it was so weak all it could do was stagger.

We eventually got it wrapped in my shirt and walked home to explain to her mom where we were and how it happened. That crotchety old cat lived like another six years with no teeth, dislocated back legs (fixed by the vet of course, but the cat still limped forever) and horrible cataracts.

2. Wait, what?

 In an old gun range (it was night, so no shooters, completely safe) there was this giant crack in a mountain that led to this weird system of caves and giant pipes. It was a pretty straight shot in, not many branching paths, but as we get further in we start seeing more ominous graffiti—stuff like “Closer…” and red hand prints and stuff.

Then around a corner there was a little shrine with more graffiti and some dead candles all surrounding the words “Shrek 2.” Truly did find god in those mountains.

1. A wise decision.

I was exploring an abandoned mineshaft for the second day in a row.

It was also a 10 minute walk from the nearest road. This time I went with different friends and better flashlights.

The door I had gone through the first day was now padlocked shut, that should’ve been the first red flag, but we found an entrance from the rooftop into one of the main buildings and continued to explore anyway.

After exploring about 3 floors of mineshaft below ground, we were back on the main floor exploring the workshop/garage and I was looking through the cracks of light coming through the rusted metal walls, when I noticed a bright color that stood out from the rest of the area. It was a man looking back at me through the cracks, I was seeing his blue sweater. I could see two sets of eyes looking into the room that we were in.

After whispering to my friends that there were people watching us through the wall. We fucking booked it out of there and jumped off the roof and into the woods.

The men were in a pickup truck and drove around looking for us, even getting out of the truck to look around. We couldn’t see them from where we took cover but we could hear the truck stop, the doors open, and foot steps breaking leaves and twigs only ~20ft away from us.

We hid there for about 15 minutes while the men searched all around for us. It is harder than most people think to try and quiet your breathing after sprinting. It was terrifying.

I’m not going back there.

I love exploring, too, but I get freaked out easily!

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People Share the Crazy Crimes Committed By Their Family Members

Just because people share your blood doesn’t mean you have to claim them – and if someone in my family committed one of these 14 crimes, I’m not sure I would claim them anymore, either.

Then again, sometimes people are just dumb…and you can hardly blame them for that, right?

14. That seems excessive.

My grandfather’s cousin stabbed a waiter to death because he wouldn’t let him use the employees-only restroom in his restaurant.

13. Through the mail?

Something similar happened to my uncle, except he wasn’t terminally ill. He was working in China and his longtime partner was trying to poison him (in food/pills she sent him).

Meanwhile at home she got Power of Attorney and put him hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, buying expensive stuff…paying off her kids debt…etc. She went to the bank and got a friend to forge the POA.

He finally realized that he felt sick whenever he took the items she gave him and found out what she was doing. He came home and tried to get her arrested but I don’t think she ended up doing much time at all.

He’s still in huge debt from her and mainly lives in the Philippines.

12. Her poor parents.

Cousin was taking care of a woman in coma. He raped her. Little he knew was that her parents had set a webcam to check regularly if she would wake up…

He deserved every single day he spends in prison

11. This whole story though.

My friend got blackout drunk and stole a bulldozer that had the keys left in it.

He turned it on and obviously didn’t know how to drive it so he just ended up making the scoopy part go up and down for a bit before the cops came.

They actually let him go too.

10. Bad genes.

My husband’s dad killed the guy who his then girlfriend was cheating on him with. He was supposed to serve a life term but got out because of a clerical error. He did manual labor on a local park and apparently the guys who helped were suppose to get a reduced sentence. However he was not suppose to. (I think – my husband talked about it once).

Also, my husband’s half-brother, same murderous dad, killed his business partner. He would have gotten away with it however, he moved the body when he found out construction was going to start in that spot. And what were they going to build there? A prison. He’s currently serving a life sentence.

My husband has never met his half-brother. He also has 2 half-sisters from the same dad who are law abiding citizens.

9. As he should.

He’s dead now. But years ago my relative got in a bar fight and lost so he went to his vehicle to get his rifle.

Fortunately the police arrested him on the way in to the bar so his charges were a lot less. Still did jail time.

8. That’s quite a scam.

I worked at a movie theatre when Back To The Future was originally released. We used to take the entire movie ticket instead of tearing them and re-sell them to the next group coming in. The old theatre was massive. Sat 600 people.

We probably made about $15k between two of us in month or so. Adjusted for inflation, it’s about $37k. We were the richest high school kids in our town.

7. Just some kids messing around?

When I was a young teen, the boys from the neighborhood and I loved playing pinball and video games at our local bowling alley. Problem was we didn’t have enough money to enjoy our new addiction. We decided to do something about that little problem.

We started with a very rudimentary system. We actually scotch taped a piece of thread to a quarter and were able to fish it up and down a couple times before the string would break, or the tape would give out. This worked fairly well, but we wanted and needed more.

Our next plan was a little more professional. We somehow concocted a scheme to “make” quarters. A few lessons in science class had actually stuck, and we realized that we needed something to fool the coin mechanism in the pinball machine into thinking that whatever it was we made our quarters with was an actual quarter. We ended up deciding that lead would be our material of choice. We used lead for a couple of reasons. A couple of the guy’s father was an avid hunter. He even reloaded his own shotgun shells. Because of this he had a burner setup in his shop to melt down lead. Another reason is that lead is not magnetic (science!). We made a mold out of plaster and used the burner to melt lead to make our quarters. But where to get more lead??

One of us came up with the brilliant thought that tire weights were made of lead! Carrying screwdrivers and pliers we scoured the parking lots of shopping centers. We would wander through and drop down out of sight between cars. Using the tools we had brought we would manage to get the tire weights off with little trouble. We were in business!

Our production line was soon up and running. We would melt lead, pour it into our mold, cool it and then move on to finishing our new “quarter”. The finishing process was crude, but effective. We would snip off the burr where the lead was poured. We would then file down the edge, making sure it stayed mostly round. Using steel wool and a polishing cloth we would then shine the quarters. Now came the trial run.

We went to the bowling alley with a few quarters to see if our harebrained scheme would actually work. In they went, and the pinball machine lit up and was ready to be played. Success! We intensified our production and soon we had bunches of quarters. We were thrilled! We could play video games any time we wanted! Every day after school you’d find us at the bowling alley, happily playing our games. But our downfall was soon to come.

We never thought of the fact that someone might notice a bunch of fake quarters being used in their video games and pinball machines. It literally never crossed our early teenaged minds. We just knew we were having a blast. One fateful day we went to the bowling alley as usual. We started playing games and soon some men approached us. They started questioning us and accusing us. We were scared to death! One of the guys yelled “Run!” and we took off as fast as we could. We made it to the doors and down the steps we went. We all lived on the same cul-de-sac and that’s the direction we headed. Running as fast as we could, we briefly split up. The men that were chasing us only followed one of us kids. He made the colossal mistake of running straight to his house and through the front door. From there our crime spree ended.

A few days later I was in class when I was called to the office. When I got there my father was sitting with a man I’d never seen before. He was wearing a black suit with a black tie. I had to go before the principal, my father and a member of the United States Secret Service! Although they take the counterfeiting of US currency very seriously, they understood that it was just a bunch of knucklehead kids making quarters to play video games. He actually told me that he was impressed with the quality of the quarters. He also said that they had recovered over $75 in fake quarters! We had made, and used, over 300 quarters! We had to make restitution for the money and the charge was placed on our juvenile records. It was explained to us that if we kept our noses clean the charge would be expunged. Luckily for me I learned my lesson and stayed on the straight and narrow for the rest of my young adult life.

And that, fellow redditors is how I was charged with counterfeiting US currency. If that doesn’t define the meaning of a crazy crime, I don’t know what would.

6. Bless his heart.

My dad got into a bar fight around 21 or so, hit a guy so hard he killed him. He went to prison of course but while working along the road he stopped another prisoner that attacked a guard and tried to escape. My dad was released for that.

He never drank after that and if he got angry he just walked out of the house to cool off. He turned 81 a week ago and he’s the nicest, easiest going guy you would ever meet. He never judges anyone. He once said to me, we all make mistakes.

*for the record I only heard the story about 10 ys ago from my brother. He told him during a road trip. He lived in a small town and I have no idea what prison he was at or the official reason he was released but considering it was probably around ‘61/‘62 – they probably used whatever reason they wanted to for his release.

5. So much information.

My uncle sold Tim Allen the cocaine that got him sent to prison in the late 70’s.

Then my uncle ratted out others. I honestly don’t know much about it beyond that, don’t have much contact with that part of the family.

My uncle was a pathological liar and a very troubled guy. He died by suicide about 10 yrs ago.

4. What did I just read?

This was a couple of generations back (early 20th century) but there was this guy who was constantly getting drunk and harassing my great aunt.

So, one of her male friends dressed up in an Easter Bunny outfit, put a bat in its giant fake carrot and beat the dude with it.

He got away with it but I’m sure it helped that half the community was waiting for the day the guy’s liver finally gave out.

3. A little hero.

My grandfather’s father was a mean, abusive, hateful drunk, who would come home from working in the mines long enough to terrorize his children and impregnate his wife and then leave again for mine work.

He tried to set the house on fire, with wife and kids (13 of them) inside…twice.

One day my grandfather and a couple of his siblings were picking berries across the road from the house and his drunk father started taking potshots at them with a rifle. My grandpa, one brother, and his oldest sister took off running for the house with the agreement that the first one there would kill him (their father).

My grandpa’s sister got there first and shot him to death. She was never charged with a crime, due to her age and the fact that everyone knew my great grandfather was a mean son of a bitch and had it coming.

2. Some people never learn.

Cousin got busted robbing a bank. Got sentenced to jail. Proceeded to break out of jail with his cell mate and went on the run. Fast forward a few months and he’s living in a hotel room with his cell mate.

ell mate orders a pizza to the room (bad idea). Delivery guy recognized them and reported them to the police. They get arrested again and shortly after my cousin killed himself in prison.

My cousin had a wife and a kid and got into a nasty coke habit. We don’t bring him up anymore.

1. That was close.

I used to drive for my weed dealer. I was a new buyer but I never asked questions and was cool with him. His car broke down and asked if anyone could drive him. I said I would, and he liked that. I have my back windows tinted but not my front windows.

I’d pick him up and we’d drive almost all day. It was pretty chill. He’s give me free weed and pay me $250 a day. I still worked my part time delivery job so I was very happy.

He got his car fixed and didn’t need me to drive him around anymore. Which is fine, considering his ex snitched in him and he got busted a couple weeks later.

These are killing me (but thank goodness they didn’t actually kill me).

If you’ve got a good story for this list, share it with us in the comments!

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