Documentary Claims That Meghan Markle Is Related to America’s First Serial Killer

Meghan Markle has been in the news non-stop lately because of her recent marriage to Prince Harry, but it’s another story about the new member of the Royal Family that is causing some people to scratch their heads.

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A BBC documentary entitled Meet the Markles claims that Markle is distantly related to the man known as America’s first serial killer, H.H. Holmes.

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Jeff Mudgett, Holmes’ great-great-grandson, discovered that he and Markle are eighth cousins. Holmes is believed to have killed dozens of people in Chicago in a “murder castle” he had specially constructed with secret rooms and chambers.

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Mudgett makes the claim based on Holmes’ diaries that he inherited. He said about the connection to Markle: “We did a study with the FBI and CIA and Scotland Yard regarding handwriting analysis. It turns out [H. H. Holmes] was Jack the Ripper. This means Meghan is related to Jack the Ripper. I don’t think the Queen knows. I am not proud he is my ancestor. Meghan won’t be either.”

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Holmes was executed in Philadelphia in 1896. I have a feeling we probably won’t be hearing from Markle about this story.

h/t: Mental Floss

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5 of the Weirdest Ways You Can Die

We’re all gonna kick the bucket at some point. It’s a sad fact of life, so we must deal with it. But hopefully not many of us (or you) will die in any of these 5 bizarre ways.

1. Death by neti pot

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A lot of people use neti pots to clear out their sinuses for some sense of relief from allergies and other problems.

But for a couple of people, using a neti pot turned deadly. In Louisiana in 2011, a neti pot transmitted a brain-eating organism called Naegleria fowleri. The deadly amoeba entered the neti pots through contaminated tap water in their houses.

Using the neti pot to squirt the water directly into their sinuses is what caused the amoeba to enter the brain and cause death. The lesson here? Use only sterile water if you’re gonna shoot it up into your nose.

2. Death by cockroach

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Man, what a horrible way to go. In 2012, a Florida man entered a bug-eating contest sponsored by a local reptile shop. The 32-year-old quickly shoved a whole bunch of cockroaches and worms into his mouth and quickly discovered that his airway was blocked. The poor guy asphyxiated on the bug parts and died.

3. The deadly vending machine

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This one has been around for years. I remember hearing horror stories in middle school about not rocking the vending machine or you might pay the ultimate price. Turns out it’s not an urban legend.

Vending machines can weight anywhere between 500 and 900 pounds when they’re empty, so you can only imagine how much they tip the scales at when they’re fully stocked. And sometimes they do fall on people and kill them. If you can believe it, 1,700 people are injured every year and 4 people die from rocking/messing with vending machines. Just forget the Fritos and move on.

4. Pooping too hard

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This would be a humiliating way to meet the reaper. If you’re straining too hard while going to the bathroom, you can faint and maybe even have a heart attack. We know of at least two people who have died this way. Be careful when you’re in the john, people.

5. Death by laughter

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Maybe not the most horrible way to die, but still bizarre, to say the least. If you’re laughing hard you might have a cardiac episode and it’s game over. Back in 1975, a British man died while laughing hysterically at a BBC sketch show called The Goodies. The man had a heart rhythm disorder and went into cardiac arrest because the show was just too damn funny. I better stop watching the Cartoon Network…

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15 Redditors Reveal the Rudest Thing Ever Said to Them by a Stranger

People can be pretty dang mean. And sometimes it’s made even worse when that meanness comes from a total stranger.

AskReddit users shared the meanest things that strangers ever said to them. Prepare to get your blood boiling!

1. Not a compliment

” “Don’t worry, short boys like you are kind of cute.” Critical hit in the masculinity.”

2. Gorilla

“In a group project. Some guy compared me to a gorilla from some movie. I wasn’t really offended but I was also a little concerned. Then someone chimed in, “How the F-CK does he at all look like that gorilla?” And the girl in our group said, “I don’t see it at all…”

I felt relieved that most people do not in fact think I look like a gorilla. In my opinion, I do not look like a gorilla much at all, definitely not more than a typical person.”

3. Skin condition

“I have cystic acne, I’m on meds and everything, and sometimes new people tell me stuff like “have you tried washing your face every day” and “when I have a pimple I put (insert product) on it and it disappears.” Like I understand you’re trying to help, but when you bring it up the second we meet it’s a pretty mean reminder that my skin condition is the first thing people notice.”

4. Half-marathoner

“I was trying on shoes at a marathon expo the day before the race. The shoe salesman asked if I was running the half marathon the next day. I replied, “No, I’m running the full marathon.” He replied, “Huh. You look like a half marathoner to me.” Weirdest insult I’ve heard.”

5. That’s not very nice

“I have nystagmus (the shaky eyes) the amount of times strangers have commented is more than I could count. Usually “what’s wrong with you / what happened to your eyes” are the standards but I’ve also heard freaky, gross, disgusting, and my favorite “you look like a serial killer”.”

6. Didn’t ask

“I had a woman in a bathroom tell me as I was washing my hands that I am “quite pretty, but not dressing to my potential.” I was at a baseball game in a team jersey, jeans, and a ballcap.”

7. Pink eye?

“Some lady was talking to me, and mid-conversation said, “Sorry, I just have to ask, do you have pink-eye or something? Your one eye is slanted.” I blamed it on my contact, but I knew what she was talking about. My one eyelid has always been droopier than the other, and I’m a bit self conscious about it. But why would she think it was pink-eye? My eye wasn’t even red…

The rule I have always stuck to is this: if the person can’t fix it in 10 seconds, don’t mention anything about their appearance. If they have spinach in their teeth, tell them! But if they have a zit or something, don’t mention it! It’s not that hard.”

8. No thanks

“Within the first couple minutes of the CPR/first aid certification course, the nurse leading it told me if I was going to need a c-section when I have kids because my hips are so narrow. I don’t want kids and we hadn’t even introduced ourselves yet. Such a weird thing to say to someone.”

9. Insecurity

“I was wearing a thin sweater when I was 13 years old, when a dude said “ew you have weird nipples&#8221$$ because my sweater was just thin enough to see the outline of my nips (i’m a dude). Seventeen years later, I legit haven’t taken off my shirt in public or wore clothing that showed nipples. It’s become a full-blown issue that’s affected my life with insecure thoughts.”

10. Disbelief

“Not about me, but to me.

“He’s got Down Syndrome” while pointing to my infant son (not sure if she thought I hadn’t realised)

“Yes he has.”

“Aren’t you too young to have a Downs?”

“Apparently not”

“Such a shame, he would be really cute as well”

I wish I had a witty comeback but I literally just stared at her in disbelief then walked off.”

11. Shocked

“I’m a very tall guy 6’5” and once I was on a date with a short girl 5’1”

While we were ordering drinks at a bar a woman approached us and asked my date if she could blow while standing up.

It was completely unwarranted I was so shocked I could barely say anything.”

12. Halloween hair

“My sister and I were walking into an Italian restaurant a couple of years ago in November. I like to dye my hair crazy colors pretty regularly and most of the time, people wont say anything if they arent a fan. I decided to be a nice person and hold the door open for a family that was leaving. The father of this family looks at me on his way out and says “Halloween’s over!” It was pretty rude imo, especially when I was holding the door open for this guy.”

13. White

“Maybe not the rudest, but once I had a little girl tell me I’m “too white”, which I found weird since she looked whiter than me.”

14. Out of your league

“I am not even sure how to word this without sounding hyperbolic or dramatic.

So I am an average AT BEST looking guy. I’ve gained weight as I’ve aged, but for most of my life I got teased for my non-chub attributes. Just not much of a looker. I get it. I don’t even disagree.

My wife is NOT a supermodel. But she is a conventionally pretty, blonde haired, blue eyed thin woman. So like…I OF COURSE think she is gorgeous, but she is also not quitting her job for the runway.

That is the context I’m going for.

I cannot tell you how many strangers, or near strangers have joked about the disparity in our looks. I’ve had completely random dudes at bars ask me to set them up, only to have them laugh in my face when I say we’re married. I’ve had coworkers be like THAT’S your wife!? I’ve had people be like “Wow you must be packing the goods if she’s with you” to which I typically reply “I wish, but no.”

So it’s weird. By myself at a bar? Invisible, anonymous dude. With my wife at a bar? Quasimodo with a huge dong.

I used to be insecure about it when we were younger. Now it’s just like “Ya she has sh*t judgement, I donno what to tell you!” “

15. D*cks

“I had someone yell out a car at me “your dress is the size of my mom’s bedsheets”. I was feeling really pretty in a sunflower patterned dress and had been working hard to lose weight and feel good about myself. It was 4 years ago and I still think of it randomly. People can be real d*cks.”

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Tom Cruise’s Movies Do Better the More He Runs

A Tom Cruise movie without running is like a banana split without the cherry on top. Sure, you could eat it and it’d still be fine, but that cherry always makes it a bit better.

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And now, to honor the man himself, the folks at Rotten Tomatoes have crunched the numbers and come up with an indisputable fact: the more Tom Cruise runs in a movie, the better it is. These geniuses estimate that Cruise has run over 24,000 feet throughout his prolific career onscreen.

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The numbers show that “movies featuring Cruise running more than 1,000 feet have a higher Tomatometer average (a huge 71 percent) than the movies in which he runs less than that, or not at all – and the same movies make more money at the box office, with an average inflated international gross of $538 million.” Here are the top 10 Cruise running films:

1. Mission: Impossible III – 3,212 feet

2. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol – 3,066 feet

3. War of the Worlds – 1,752 feet

4. Minority Report – 1,562 feet

5. The Firm – 1,241 feet

6. Edge of Tomorrow – 1,065 feet

7. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back – 1,051 feet

8. The Mummy – 1,022 feet

9. Mission Impossible – Rogue Nation – 1,007 feet

10. Vanilla Sky – 832 feet

So, as they say, the proof is in the pudding.

And now, enjoy this video of every Tom Cruise run ever in a film (up until now, I’m sure there will be more to come).

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15 Florida Headlines That Will Make You Think Twice about Your Next Visit

Have you ever noticed how every crazy U.S. news story comes out of either Ohio or Florida? If you haven’t, then you’re in for a treat. There are many, many stories that begin with “Florida man…” and go on to recount some sordid, horrible, or unbelievably idiotic tale, and below are 15 of my personal favorites, compiled from a Twitter account called simply (but brilliantly) “Florida Man.”

#15. I mean you have to LOL.

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#14. Sharp as a tack.

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#13. My guess is he was thinking “hell no I got enough babies.”

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#12. Assault with a delicious weapon.

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#11. Real life angry birds.

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#10. I mean I guess it all worked out.

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#9. Advertising error.

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#8. When your friends are taking way too long.

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#7. Darwin Awards.

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#6. I mean…

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#5. That squirrel did not give consent to be photographed, apparently.

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#4. I hope he was charged with animal cruelty, too.

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#3. Oh, bless his heart.

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#2. When you just miss your buds.

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#1. Again. *dying*

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6+ Amazing Penis Facts

Want to know some facts about penises but don’t want to Google “penis facts?” We’ve got you covered!

Here you go!

1. Did you know this?

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2. Penised!

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3. Boner

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4. Ouch…

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5. Interesting

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6. Sex curse

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7. Jumbo

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7+ Totally Chill Facts About Snow

Snow is fun! Well… in moderation, at least.

We can all agree that watching snow fall outside while curled up by a cozy fire is nice, but I don’t think anyone is a fan of scraping ice off of a car windshield at 5 am.

Take a look at these cool facts about snow, whether you love it or hate it.

1. Survival

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2. Don’t do it

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3. Nice and quiet

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4. When the snow melts

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5. Time to clean up

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6. Giving back

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7. Beautiful

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8. Wow, look at that

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15 Things They Do Differently in the “Land Down Under”

Even if you’ve never visited Australia, you’ve probably got a rough idea of what it’s like: Kangaroos, the Sydney Opera House, and hot weather. But what you might not know is that a visit to the “Land Down Under” is actually like stepping into another world.

It’s true – from the animals to the food, people, and landscape, Australia isn’t like any other place on earth.

#15. They talk differently.

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It’s known as Ozenglish (because people refer to Australia as “Oz”), and it’s sort of the same but sort of not. Here are some examples:

Australia = Straya
Mosquitoes = Mozzies
Definitely = Defo
Afternoon = Arvo

And make sure you greet everyone with a relaxed “G’day, mate!”

#14. Their failed police dogs get cush jobs.

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Gavel, a German Shephard who crashed and burned at police dog training because he was too friendly, is now Queensland’s first Vice-Regal Dog. What’s that? Well, he works at the Government House greeting visitors and in general enjoying life.

#13. They celebrate the Queen’s birthday when they damn well feel like it.

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The Queen of England is still technically lording it over Australia, but even though her actual birthday is in April, most Australian states celebrate it sometime in the fall – because there are other holidays in April and they needed a break in the fall.

Touche.

#12. Their killer beaches.

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If you wanted to visit one Australian beach a day, it would take you almost 30 years to see them all. 4 out of 5 Aussies lives less than 50km from a coast. That sounds awesome!

#11. Wallabies.

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Australia is home to several strange (to us) species of animals, and wallabies are no exception! These aren’t actually tiny kangaroos but an entirely different species – one that enjoys opium, which is legally grown in Australia.

The wallabies go into poppy fields and run around in circles, according to farmers who observe the behavior.

#10. Pavlova.

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This is a cake popular in Australia and New Zealand. It’s made with meringue and topped with cream and fresh fruit and was named after the famous Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova (because it’s as light as she danced).

#9. They have wild camels.

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When you think of camels, your mind probably goes to the Middle East, but there are approximately 750,000 camels wandering around the Australian outback. They took well to their adopted homeland after being imported in the 19th century to help move heavy loads.

#8. The sheep are everywhere.

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Australia is home to 72 million sheep. It’s a great place to get a lamb dinner, consequently, if you’re into that sort of thing.

#7. They have a pink lake.

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This pink lake is a top tourist destination, and even though the color is a bit of a mystery, scientists believe a bacteria (not microalgae) causes the salty water in Lake Hillier to take on the bright pink hue.

#6. Thongs.

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No, not the swimsuit kind – the kind we now call “flip-flops” in the U.S. It’s virtually never cold there so to Aussies, thongs are year-round, all-occasion footwear.

#5. The wombat.

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This funny-looking marsupial is native to Australia and doesn’t spring up indigenously anywhere else. Even with their short legs and labored gate, they can spring up to 25 miles per hour – I sure would like to see that!

#4. The snakes.

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Australia is home to 21 of the 25 most deadly venomous snakes in the world, but only about 2 people a year die from snakebites – and those are usually people trying to kill or catch the snake in the first place. They may seem terrifying, but the answer seems to be to leave them in peace.

Unless they’re trying to eat your little dog or something. And maybe even then, depending on how much you like your dog.

#3. Including giant pythons.

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But don’t worry – even though statistics say nearly 80% of houses in some provinces have a python living nearby, they mostly eat mice and rats (that’s a good thing!) and then just hang around digesting for months.

#2. Stromatolites.

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These are the oldest and largest living fossils on earth and are made up of microbial deposits of blue-green algae.

#1. Uluru

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It sounds alien, and this well-known massive rock looks like it belongs on another planet, as well. It’s around 600 million years old and changes colors depending on the time of day and year, ranging from a greyish-pink to a bright red. Some people think it resembles an elephant sleeping on its side.

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12 Internet Myths That Should Be Put to an End

The internet is great at spreading information very quickly. When the information is true, that’s a good thing, but when the information is false, like an old myth or hoax, then it can be dangerous and downright annoying. Below are 12 internet myths that just won’t seem to go away – even though they need to, because they’re 100% untrue.

#12. James Earl Jones had to wear his Darth Vader costume in order to get into “white only” clubs in London.

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First of all, there were no “white only” clubs in London in 1979, when this image was taken. Second, Mark Hamill confirms that Jones actually never wore the costume, in or out of the studio, because he only voiced the character.

#11. Arnold Schwarzenegger had to spend the night outside when he couldn’t find a hotel room.

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I don’t know who believes this – the act himself posted the photo of himself “sleeping” under a statue of him as a younger man with the caption “how times have changed.”

Someone else stole it and made up the story.

#10. Nikola Tesla was a swimming instructor.

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Sure, the guy in this photo looks like Tesla, but given that it was taken in 1898 (when Tesla was in his 40s and doing quite well as far as cash) it seems like nothing more than a case of mistaken identity. Unless you believe in time travel, I guess.

#9. This description of how a wolf pack travels.

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Someone just made it up. Chadden Hunter, who took the photo, explained that this is simply how a pack hunts a bison, and the wolf in the front is the alpha, not the old and weak.

#8. Barack Obama posed with a sleeping guy on the subway.

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Cute, but fake. It’s a clever merge of two photographs.

#7. The “ancient astronaut” on the wall of a 16th-century cathedral in Spain.

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Well…except the cathedral was restored in 1992 by artist Jeronimo Garcia, who decided to add a few nods to the 20tth century. In addition to the astronaut, there’s also this faun holding an ice cream cone.

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#6. The female wolf protects the male in a fight.

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This caption claims that the female wolf pretends to be scared but is really protecting the male’s throat. Not true, says photographer Jean Paul – she simply captured a moment when one of the wolves jumped back (and all of the wolves are likely male).

#5. Melania Trump’s grandmother was a Soviet pilot.

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Not only is Melania Trump originally from Slovenia, not Russia, but the photo is of actress Janet Leigh playing a Soviet spy in Jet Pilot, a 1950s film.

#4. The giant hornet is literally a giant.

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This image has of the insect has been floating around for a while now, and while the description of the hornet’s sting (like a hot nail) and the number of deaths it can cause in a year are true, the size is definitely not. The one in the picture is a 3D model. Here’s what it actually looks like (still terrifying, if you ask me):

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#3. A crazy Russian sunset.

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This popular “not Photoshopped” image is…sort of telling the truth. Except it’s two non-Photoshopped images put together – the sky was taken from Dutch photographer Marieke Mandemaker and put behind a photo of Moscow’s Krymsky Bridge.

#2. Cars in the States are melting because of the heat.

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They are melting, but it’s because of a nearby fire and not the heat. Not today, anyway.

#1. This image of a whale that died from eating ocean trash.

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Though plenty of ocean animals are killed by pollution and garbage every year, this particular image is an art installation created by Greenpeace and displayed in the Philippines.

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