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December 29, 2020

A Student Wants to Know if He’s Wrong for Bringing a Baby to Class

If you don’t regularly check Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole” forum, you should really check it out.

People post questions on there about things that are happening in their lives and they want to know, as the title implies, they ask Reddit users if they are an a**hole or not.

And this one is from a guy who wanted to know if it was wrong for him to bring a baby to one of his classes.

Let’s take a look at what went down.

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Hey, emergencies happen, right?

And you gotta step up to the plate when family members ask you to do something, especially in a pinch.

So this guy did what he thought was right and went to watch the baby.

But the next day, by the time his online class was about to start, the parents weren’t back yet…so he decided to do the class with the baby on his lap.

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And, to top it off, he had to give a presentation.

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The professor said it was all good so he turned on his camera, his baby cousin slept the whole time, and it went off without a hitch.

But then he got his grade…and a comment from his professor.

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And this guy was pretty confused about the whole thing.

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So what did the internet think?

No, she’s not an a**hole.

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And, honestly, what’s up with that professor?

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Not that bringing a baby to a class is very common… but still… it was SLEEPING.

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So what do you think? Was he okay doing this? Or do you think he should’ve figured something else out?

Please share your thoughts with us in the comments! We love to read what you have to say!

Thanks, fam!

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December 11, 2019

Jokes About College Professors That Are Right on the Money

Professors sure are a unique breed, huh?

They’re smart, they’re passionate, they’re eccentric…

And by eccentric, we mean that a lot of them are just plain weird.

Let’s celebrate the interesting lives of professors with some funny tweets at their expense.

1. Whatever…

My professor after I took that hard ass final:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Me: pic.twitter.com/YgoL2K82RV

— Justyce (@CarterJustyce) December 12, 2018

2. Hahahahaha.

Me swallowing my pride and asking the professor for help during office hours pic.twitter.com/cxgnNu5pWW

— Dean Phoxy, PHirst of His Name (@_Petty_Wap_) September 6, 2019

3. Let me in on that.

When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone pic.twitter.com/UIhtlfoo7N

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 14, 2017

4. What are you, an idiot?

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018

5. Never a good thing.

College student disrespectful af it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early

— Jay (@og_jaydee) September 12, 2018

6. Probably shouldn’t do this.

when any of my professors goes 30 seconds over time pic.twitter.com/xYexLYZcvL

— ً (@jordanrankins) August 29, 2018

7. Not really the case…

Highschool teachers: College is no joke! Your professors are going to be way more strict!

My Professor’s snap story: pic.twitter.com/eQfKLEgvdK

— DrewbieDoobie (@DrewLindler) September 13, 2019

8. Classic!

Oh yeah.. my professor catching some hands for this. pic.twitter.com/LcLR9Q9Bo2

— Leek (@lil_leek6) December 5, 2017

9. Not quite an F…

My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing

— Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017

10. Hello, Brain.

MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND I PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/AVWsh2739n

— jazmin (@fukeryyy) January 31, 2019

11. That’s amazing.

Lmaooo my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead” pic.twitter.com/dBzuNvyBal

— mario (@ayy__mario) November 2, 2017

12. Well, that was all for nothing.

Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty

Me: *follows etiquette*

Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad

— Nihal [redacted], jobless, (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018

13. Ugggghhhhhh.

when you stay up until 3 am finishing an assignment and ur teacher ends up giving the whole class an extension pic.twitter.com/kDrvsB1li9

— MAURO (@rllydu) September 3, 2014

14. Hey, it’s me!

Professor: don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit, it’s not gonna happen

Me: pic.twitter.com/aH4SP9HgTU

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 24, 2019

15. How’d that work out for you?

ME: hey can i do something to help my grade
PROF: um…it's May
ME: LOL sorry, MAY i do something to help my grade

— ELLIE (@elliesisk) May 2, 2017

Do you have a favorite funny joke or story about a college professor from your past (or maybe your present)?

Share with us in the comments…and if it’s a current professor, leave their name out so you don’t end up getting an F this semester, okay?

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December 11, 2019

Jokes About College Professors That Are Right on the Money

Professors sure are a unique breed, huh?

They’re smart, they’re passionate, they’re eccentric…

And by eccentric, we mean that a lot of them are just plain weird.

Let’s celebrate the interesting lives of professors with some funny tweets at their expense.

1. Whatever…

My professor after I took that hard ass final:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Me: pic.twitter.com/YgoL2K82RV

— Justyce (@CarterJustyce) December 12, 2018

2. Hahahahaha.

Me swallowing my pride and asking the professor for help during office hours pic.twitter.com/cxgnNu5pWW

— Dean Phoxy, PHirst of His Name (@_Petty_Wap_) September 6, 2019

3. Let me in on that.

When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone pic.twitter.com/UIhtlfoo7N

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 14, 2017

4. What are you, an idiot?

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018

5. Never a good thing.

College student disrespectful af it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early

— Jay (@og_jaydee) September 12, 2018

6. Probably shouldn’t do this.

when any of my professors goes 30 seconds over time pic.twitter.com/xYexLYZcvL

— ً (@jordanrankins) August 29, 2018

7. Not really the case…

Highschool teachers: College is no joke! Your professors are going to be way more strict!

My Professor’s snap story: pic.twitter.com/eQfKLEgvdK

— DrewbieDoobie (@DrewLindler) September 13, 2019

8. Classic!

Oh yeah.. my professor catching some hands for this. pic.twitter.com/LcLR9Q9Bo2

— Leek (@lil_leek6) December 5, 2017

9. Not quite an F…

My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing

— Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017

10. Hello, Brain.

MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND I PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/AVWsh2739n

— jazmin (@fukeryyy) January 31, 2019

11. That’s amazing.

Lmaooo my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead” pic.twitter.com/dBzuNvyBal

— mario (@ayy__mario) November 2, 2017

12. Well, that was all for nothing.

Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty

Me: *follows etiquette*

Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad

— Nihal [redacted], jobless, (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018

13. Ugggghhhhhh.

when you stay up until 3 am finishing an assignment and ur teacher ends up giving the whole class an extension pic.twitter.com/kDrvsB1li9

— MAURO (@rllydu) September 3, 2014

14. Hey, it’s me!

Professor: don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit, it’s not gonna happen

Me: pic.twitter.com/aH4SP9HgTU

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 24, 2019

15. How’d that work out for you?

ME: hey can i do something to help my grade
PROF: um…it's May
ME: LOL sorry, MAY i do something to help my grade

— ELLIE (@elliesisk) May 2, 2017

Do you have a favorite funny joke or story about a college professor from your past (or maybe your present)?

Share with us in the comments…and if it’s a current professor, leave their name out so you don’t end up getting an F this semester, okay?

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November 21, 2019

15 Funny College Students Who Went Viral in the Last Decade

College: it’s a time to be curious, a time to be free, a time to be broke.

But it’s also the best time in many peoples’ lives!

These college students all went viral in a massive way over the past decade for good reason.

See for yourself.

1. You did what you had to do.

i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat pic.twitter.com/5wh5SVfpxX

— sami (@samiwert) May 11, 2017

2. Help a brother out.

I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other #FinalsWeek pic.twitter.com/CW02z2ndBc

— StrandMan (@rogerstrand97) May 8, 2017

3. I’d say he did a good job.

Today in calculus a kid in my class spent the whole period plotting points on his calculator to draw my teacher pic.twitter.com/1WCcBWFnFT

— Zach Krone (@zachkrone18) October 3, 2017

4. Let’s review your title.

I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title…hows your day going? pic.twitter.com/FnornTF00n

— morgan (@morgs216) April 25, 2018

5. Totally checked out.

This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library pic.twitter.com/ac5hIZxlLI

— Pravin (@pnaik98) June 9, 2019

6. That is epic.

I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD pic.twitter.com/ncJ8XX4zoe

— Abby Jo Hamele (@jabbyo3) November 21, 2016

7. She’s a little worked up.

My first!!!!! College!!!! Exam!!!! Was magical D is for Degree amiright pic.twitter.com/3WOBiJT3AF

— Ann Mark (@annmarkk) December 15, 2017

8. Looks like it worked.

My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm pic.twitter.com/77z22Jqygo

— shaun ryan (@BEYONDSHAUN) October 28, 2017

9. Zing!

My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school pic.twitter.com/JjwhKRk4BM

— Lolo (@laureenmarie_) April 8, 2018

10. The future looks bright.

high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!!

actual college students: pic.twitter.com/pEwWiJh1nL

— ralene (@ralenethepage) May 17, 2019

11. That is out of control.

My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college. pic.twitter.com/LL7hIOgESv

— vane (@_vvanee) March 26, 2018

12. Help me!

I emailed my professor and meant to say “I am worried I don’t understand some material on our next test” BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS HELPME pic.twitter.com/iPrv5KwQD8

— Arson Carson (@CBMSt1) November 1, 2017

13. You got BUSTED!

I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this … cue the x files theme pic.twitter.com/xXsNqB8UuL

— liy smith (@elizwsmith) March 27, 2018

14. Well, that’s not gonna do you any good.

went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter pic.twitter.com/tVirXyEOS1

— Abby Dermody (@abbydermody) October 9, 2018

15. Don’t tell my mom!

CAPTION OF THE YEAR: pic.twitter.com/uxkUNxJgYl

— Torey Van Oot (@toreyvanoot) January 29, 2019

Share some of your favorite college memories with us in the comments!

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August 17, 2019

These Tweets That Prove College Kids Are Pretty Damn Funny

Going to college is a glorious time in a young person’s life. New friends, new experiences, opening up your mind, etc.

But college kids can surprise us, too, and be downright hilarious.

And these tweets prove that beyond a reasonable doubt.

All of these students deserve an A+!

1. Prodigy

This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him pic.twitter.com/oz46on8ywP

— Cigdem K. (@cigdemk14) August 22, 2016

2. This is great

Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX

— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016

3. Calm down

Freshman Orientation Leaders at 6:45 AM https://t.co/lBsjZprtPt

— (@shawtyarabia) January 31, 2019

4. Multiple choice

HS teachers: college is NOT a joke

a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos

— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019

5. This is a great idea

My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college. pic.twitter.com/LL7hIOgESv

— vane (@_vvanee) March 26, 2018

6. Pretty much

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

— Lindsay (@plantbboi) August 27, 2018

7. #CollegeLife

i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat pic.twitter.com/5wh5SVfpxX

— childish sambino (@samiwert) May 11, 2017

8. Hahahaha

I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title…hows your day going? pic.twitter.com/FnornTF00n

— morgan (@morgs216) April 25, 2018

9. I’m Matt…

High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such

College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) February 8, 2018

10. Right over your head

me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again pic.twitter.com/GdFgsWd3LQ

— Chelsea (@kingchelsay) April 9, 2018

11. OMG

today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent

— char (@charlottejorrey) December 4, 2017

12. SAVAGE

So turns out my professor is a straight savage… pic.twitter.com/SlHZdNXs5k

— Austin Gray (@AustinG__) December 14, 2016

13. Good point

The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied…..&…..pasted???

— sara without an h (@SaraHeinecke94) August 23, 2017

14. Oh, snap!

Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home

— Wes (@foxmccloud82) November 14, 2017

15. Not happy

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018

Now get back to class!

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July 3, 2019

These Stories Illustrate How Powerfully the Student Debt System Negatively Affects People’s Lives

America’s student debt crisis is a hot-button issue not just for graduates and universities, but for politicians as well. Some are arguing for debt forgiveness and eventually free education, while others believe the system is working just fine the way it has been for years.

All of these posts will make you feel for these folks and it might even remind you of your own financial situation.

Take a look.

1. Sad, but true

Wall Street: HELP HELP WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED MONEY
Government: Ok, here's 700 billion

Students with loans: HELP HELP WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED MONEY
Government: *laughs in capitalism*

— Decolonial Nun Strike Force (@zechareyah) June 13, 2019

2. Not the same

It seems that Boomers who boast about “starting with nothing” don’t understand that starting adulthood with nearly $40k in student loan debt isn’t the same as starting with nothing. #latestagecapitalism

— Disenfranchised Millennial (@pnwLeftist) June 10, 2019

3. Yikes

I graduated from law school 6 years ago with $250,000 of student loan debt. But after years of hard work and tens of thousands of dollars of payments, I can officially say that I now owe $315,000.

Hooray!

— Matt Lane (@MattLaneWrites) September 18, 2018

4. In a nutshell

Since 1987 when adjusting for inflation, the % increase in:

Tuition costs at public universities : 183%
Tuition costs at private universities: 142%
Minimum wage: 20%
Early career salaries: 3%

This is student debt crisis in a nutshell.

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) June 2, 2019

5. Mystifying

At the age 18 they will let you commit to $200,000 in student loans but won’t give you a $20,000 Business loan…. Think about that!

— Nathan Allen Pirtle (@workwthecoach) June 6, 2019

6. The short end of the stick

Millennials:

– Fighting wars in the Middle East for 18+ years
– Came of age during the worst financial crisis since Great Depression
– Student debt up to our eyeballs
– Health insurance that doesn't cover shit

And all we get for our troubles is everyone mad at us about avocados

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) June 6, 2019

7. A trap

I graduated undergrad with $38,200 in loans.
To date I've paid $20,763.
My balance is: $37,615.
Dear Media: Tell me again how I can't afford a house because of an avocado toast trend instead of saying how #StudentLoans are a fucking trap that keeps ppl in debt.

— Idalin Bobé – (@IdalinBobe) April 22, 2018

8. Doesn’t seem right…

When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn’t let me because I didn’t have a guardian’s approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later I was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school.

— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) July 8, 2018

9. Punished for success

I graduated with a masters of Architecture in 2011 with $65k in student debt. I have paid $48k, but still have $50k of debt left.

This country needs Architects, doctors, lawyers and engineers, but we are punished for success. Our education system is broke. #StudentDebtCrisis

— Architects for Pete (@architects4pete) April 25, 2019

10. Triggered

This train ad really triggered me #studentloans pic.twitter.com/H8fu4pXSEz

— Tim Wong (@timmWongg) June 6, 2019

11. No way around the truth

“Young adults are being forced to rely on help from parents to survive due to overwhelming student loan debt and cripplingly low wages” there, fixed your headline https://t.co/ZWHeC3KbrE

— Wintour is coming (@RosatiBiscotti) April 25, 2019

12. That is unbelievable

Want to know just how big our #studentdebtcrisis is?

US college grads have $1.56 TRILLION in student debt. The GDP of Australia is $1.4 trillion.

It’s F’ing massive. Our young people deserve better from us — they deserve free college.

— Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) May 11, 2019

13. F it all

I’ve paid $33,685.71 towards my $50K in student loans. That bitch is still at $48,000. Fuck interest. Fuck FedLoan. Fuck this education system. Fuck everything.

— targaryen loyalist (@KingBeysQueen) July 5, 2018

14. Like a prison

If my #studentloans were cancelled I could:

-breathe

I don't regret going to college, but I don't think I made an informed decision. How could a poor, first gen college student do that at 18 years old?

$50,000 is a prison.

#cancelstudentdebt

— Shaylamee (@Shaleemae) April 22, 2019

What do you think about this incredibly divisive topic?

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July 1, 2019