A Random Cat Made This Guy a Dad and He’s so Not Mad About It

Some days, social media is a dumpster fire. Other days, it gives you stories like this one, in which Paris Zarcilla finds a strange (read: not his) cat that has given birth under his bed.

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So, like any normal human, he promptly adjusted his expectations of the day.

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And possibly his life.

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Fatherhood is life-changing, after all.

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This would be the best day of anyone’s life, right?

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Updates: Paris realizes he may not be a dad forever. Tear.

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But life brings both ups and downs….luckily, for Paris, he’s still on the up.

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Fingers crossed these little beauties have found their forever home!

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This Woman’s Savvy Husband Saved Them Both from Moving into a Haunted House

You know the scene, and it’s straight out of a horror movie – a clueless white woman is wandering around a house exclaiming over cute built-ins and clawfoot tubs while ignoring the obvious signs of a demon infestation that will later ruin her life (and possibly steal her soul).

Well, it turns out in can happen in real life, too. At least, that’s the experience Louisville, KY author Olivia A. Cole had when she and her husband went to check out a house to rent.

While she was enamored with the “cute little bungalow,” her husband was properly suspicious and asking all the right questions…and getting none of the right answers.

Please, enjoy the entire thread below, and arm yourself with the truth.

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And in case you’re wondering…so was someone else.

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This Twitter Thread About Gender Reveal Parties Is Funny No Matter Who You Are

Even if you’re someone who has participated in, organized, or asked for a gender reveal party, you have to admit that the whole idea can get a bit out of hand – not to mention that it doesn’t really matter all that much which sex your baby is going to be, not in the long run. I mean…we’re going to keep them either way, right?

One woman on Twitter got to the heart of the matter with a single tweet, and the ensuing thread is downright hilarious (as long as you have a sense of humor).

In addition, it provides a little food for thought for those of us who are concerned about eschewing gender stereotypes for this generation (and ones to come).

Here’s the tweet that started it all….

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And some of my favorite responses!

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This Tale of an Office Lunch Theft Will Have You on the Edge of Your Seat

Rule Number 1 when working in an office: DO NOT MESS WITH PEOPLE’S LUNCHES.

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Comedian Zak Toscani tweeted out a suspenseful story of an office lunch caper, and the results are pretty hilarious. Keep in mind Toscani is a comedian so there’s been no actual verification that this story is true…but let’s all hope someone wouldn’t joke about such a serious matter. Here’s how it all started…

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HR had to step in to remind everyone of the most important code of honor in any office.

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Then the perpetrator appeared…

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And she did the unthinkable…she acted like she didn’t steal the shrimp fried rice.

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Things began to escalate.

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Toscani decided to up the ante.

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Others on Twitter were mesmerized by the story and decided to share their own tales of lunch theft.

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And Toscani added his final thoughts on the matter.

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There are some sick people in this world…

h/t: Mashable

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#HotPersonInAWheelchair Twitter Users Brilliantly Shut down Online Troll

If you’ve never seen the Twitter hashtag #hotpersoninawheelchair, you definitely need to take a look. Annie Segarra is an activist for people with disabilities, and she recently discovered an offensive tweet from 4 years ago from a man named Ken Jennings.

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Segarra decided to respond to Jennings’ tweet with a photo of herself in all dolled up in her wheelchair with the hashtag “HotPersonInAWheelchair. She also added a personalized message: “Cry about it, babe.”

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The photo and hashtag went viral and other wheelchair users followed Segarra’s lead to show Jennings and others who criticize them that there is absolutely nothing wrong with their lifestyles. Take a look at these great photos.

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More of this, please!

h/t: Bored Panda

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12 Twitter Stories so Good They Should Be Made into Movies

Twitter is many things – some good, some bad, and lots in between – but no matter what, it’s a place to go for good stories. And these 12 might be some of the best ever, in 280 characters or less.

#12. Never miss a chance to talk someone up.

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#11. The last laugh.

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#10. You just blew someone’s mind.

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#9. Some screenwriter is definitely stealing this line.

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#8. Never too late to say you’re sorry.

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#7. Dedication.

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#6. You gotta do what you gotta do.

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#5. Maybe not the weirdest thing you’ll find in a minivan.

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#4. You can find heroes in unlikely places.

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#3. Some long memories up in North Dakota.

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#2. Very good advice.

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#1. A moment with strangers.

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h/t: Buzzfeed

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15 Dead-On Tweets About Raising Daughters

Raising all kids is hard. As the mother of a boy, I have to believe that people who say boys are easier have either never had one or aren’t doing it right. That said, I definitely believe there are unique challenges to raising daughters as opposed to sons, and these 15 tweets capture those differences to a T.

#15. And don’t you dare interrupt!

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#14. Everyone needs a coping mechanism

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#13. Joke’s on you this time, kid!

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#12. Sick burn

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#11. Real talk

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#10. One day

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#9. When you start to long for the days you’re supposed to dread…

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#8. Both valid qualities

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#7. Definitely ice cream

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#6. Consider your answer carefully

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#5. A real overachiever

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#4. Magical cheese

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#3. How chic and modern!

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#2. Emotions are valid at any age

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#1. That’s why you clean out their room while they’re at Grandma’s house

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h/t: ScaryMommy

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This Note for the Babysitter Isn’t About the Baby – It’s About the Crazy Cat

Many first time parents find leaving their little one with a babysitter a hard thing to do. You worry about your child missing you, about the person you choose being the best fit for the job, and a million other little things…but most of us don’t worry about how the babysitter will handle our insane cat.

For Twitter user @twisteddoodles, it wasn’t so much about how to care for their cat, but how to be in the same house as their cat and not get accosted. 

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Her instructions basically read like a manual for cat owners, period.

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Because there are really two kinds of cats: sweet, loving cats and complete and utter jerks who are just putting up with each other.

Twitter loved the report back from the babysitter, and of course, could empathize.

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*Hunger Games salute*

h/t: Rearfront

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Supernatural fans used the hash tag…

Supernatural fans used the hash tag #LuciferIsComing for the 5th season premiere when Lucifer is released, but unaware Twitter users responded with numerous #GodIsHere hash tags, leading both topics to be blocked from Twitter.