Stephen King’s Greatest Horror? His Corgi Molly, “The Thing of Evil”

Stephen King is the undisputed kind of horror. From the absolutely terrifying Pennywise the Clown in It to pretty much all of The Shining, his characters tend to stay with you well after you’ve already closed the book. In fact, when I was a kid, my mom just gave ne a verbal summary of the plot of It, and it scared me so much I was afraid of going near gutters for months!

Knowing that he’s the master of all things scary, we wondered, “What terrifies Stephen King?” The answer? His adorable corgi, Molly.

He’s dubbed his dog “The Thing of Evil” and recounts her adventures (and misadventures) on Twitter. Here are 15 of his most entertaining tweets about the evil that actually haunts his life.

15. Ever vigilant

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14. A suitable breakfast

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13. Drive!

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12. One ring to rule them all

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11. Poor flamingo

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10. Fashion police

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9. A delicious birthday treat

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8. Evil is ready for belly rubs

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7. Halloween thief

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6. Waiting for Santa

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5. A dog of letters

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4. It sleeps with the fishes

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3. So cute!

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2. Well played, Molly

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1. Life sentence

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Truly terrifying to behold.

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These Dad Jokes Are So Bad, They’re Kinda Great

“Dad, I’m Hungry.”

“Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.”

Dad jokes are an almost intrinsic part of being a father. It almost seems like the minute you have a kid, the universe bestows this ability to make predictable, innocent, and seriously “punny” jokes out of anything at a moment’s notice.

Dad jokes are such a universal phenomenon that there’s even a Twitter hashtag (#dadjokes) dedicated to them!

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For more laughs, check out #dadjokes. Be be warned – these jokes are nutritiously corny.

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15+ of The Most Hilarious Twitter Fails of the Year

If you’re the kind of person who can willingly amit your mistakes on Twitter, for a world full of strangers to see, you’re a better person than I am. Power to you.

Then again, that’s what social media is for, right? Humiliation?

Here are some of the funniest Twitter fails from this year.

1. What’s his nuts

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2. FML

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3. C’mon, Dad

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4. Uh oh…

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5. Nope

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6. Best tattoo ever?

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7. Lay off the bud

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8. This is epic

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9. Blew it

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10. Flippin’ the bird

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11. Don’t leave those laying around

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12. Not a great look for you

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13. More gossip fodder

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14. Grounded for life

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15. That’s a lot of Slim Jims

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16. Call the authorities

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17. LMFAO

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18. Please?

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19. Face plant

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20. DO NOT CRY

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Failure is funny, isn’t it?

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Man on Twitter Claims “Unnatural” Hair Colors Are a Red Flag, Gets Instantly Roasted

So, Twitter is a place where anyone can express their opinions about anything. And they do. All the time.

One user, Alexander A.J Cores, had some opinions about women’s hair colors.

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It was a position he felt pretty strongly about.

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He even gave some scientific evidence.

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I mean, think of the poor, impressionable young men who might be led astray by multi-colored hair.

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Oh, Alex, who hurt you?

Obviously, I’m not putting up with this nonsense. Thankfully, neither was Twitter.

Here are a few of the best responses:

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This is a little petty, but…

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And this t-shirt says it all:

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Of course, if you wander through Cortes’ timeline, you’ll also find this:

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Not only are Cortes’ comments around hair color close-minded, but his simple dismissal of any women seeing a therapist or taking prescriptions to treat her mental health are problematic too.

Twitter had fun with this guy, but in all seriousness, you do you. Your hair color, your self-care, your therapy, your medication regimen. Whatever gets you through the day and keeps you awesome.

And if you’re feeling down, remember that at least you’re not this guy.

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15+ People Share Some of the Most Awkward Situations They’ve Ever Been In

We’ve all had that moment – an awkward situation occurs and leaves you really embarrassed and feeling generally like a total idiot. It happens to the best of us (including yours truly), but when it happens to someone else,  it’s absolutely hilarious.

1. At least you’re on the same page

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2. I really are!

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3. That’s how kids do it

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4. A great response

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5. No…not that

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6. Time to flee

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7. Word choice matters

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8. Ouch…

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9. You’re banned

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10. Playing hooky

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11. Cupped

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12. Wrong party

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13. Not a speaker in there

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14. Quite a conversation

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15. Didn’t get a call back

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16. You too!

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I actually feel kind of guilty now for laughing so hard…

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15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Adulthood

Being an adult is… well, to be perfectly honest it kind of sucks. But it’s an unavoidable fact of life, so you’d better start getting better at this whole adulting thing. And despite all the stresses, it’s important to try to enjoy yourself once in a while, which is why we put together these Tweets from people who finally understand what being an adult really means!

1. Hard to coordinate

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2. Pretty much

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3. Control yourself

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4. It’s not gonna happen

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5. And Car Advil, too

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6. Now I’m depressed

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7. I can’t move

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8. Infuriating

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9. Me too

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10. Ditto

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11. The most extreme of all

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12. We all do

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13. Oh sh*t

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14. It’s a gift from the gods

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15. It’s a lot of fun!

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Pretty accurate, right?

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20 Tweets That’ll Make You Laugh or Your Money Back, Guaranteed

These tweets are downright hilarious, to be honest. And if you don’t like them, we’ll give you your money back.***

***(You paid nothing for these so, your refund is exactly that)

1. I remember…

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2. Genius

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3. Huh…

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4. Wonderful

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5. Bread time

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6. It’s depressing

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7. And that’s your current address?

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8. That’s right

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9. Don’t do that

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10. Exhaustion

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11. Pros outweigh the cons

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12. Great job!

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13. She’s not messing around

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14. He better watch out

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15. So do I…

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16. A race against time

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17. Time for something new

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18. Way ahead of his time

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19. The old back and forth

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20. Not a chance

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I’m assuming you don’t need your money back, right?

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15+ Funny Tweets About College Life

If you’re lucky enough to go, college is a truly great experience. You meet new people, open up your horizons, and experiment with being an actual adult because you’re away from home.

There’s also a lot of funny and ridiculous things about college as well. These tweets prove that.

1. Do that dab

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2. Probably not

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3. Fine, upstanding people

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4. All day

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5. Failure!

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6. Uggghhhh

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7. Interesting…

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8. Based on a true story

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9. I’m still listening…

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10. Yes they do

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11. Maybe?

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12. Oops

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13. Idiot!

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14. Doesn’t work, I’ve tried

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15. I understand

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16. Furious

17. Play it cool

18. Let’s go!

19. Praise the Lord!

20. Learning a lot, actually

I wish I could go back to college…

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Here Are 10+ of the Best Tweets from the Funniest Grandma on Twitter

Do you know who Myrna Tellingheusen is? If not, then you’re just plain out of the loop.

With over 80,000 Twitter followers, she’s the funniest grandma on Twitter. And we’re lucky enough to have her share her pearls of wisdom with us.

1. It keeps her young

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2. Good idea

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3. Dammit Florence

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4. It might be…

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5. Crucial move

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6. Don’t hold back

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7. I like this one a lot

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8. Which they usually are…

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9. Attention, bag boy!

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10. You might have to

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11. Stupid men

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12. Roberta is dead to her

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13. Can’t live with that name

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14. Never forget

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15. Mall walking wisdom

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Keep ’em coming, Myrna!

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