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15 Ridiculouly Clever Responses on Twitter

You want the hottest the clapbacks? Head on over to Twitter! You’d be surprised just how witty strangers on the internet can be!

Enjoy these delightful, spot-on Twitter responses:

1. This is awkward

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2. Spelling matters

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3. Not sushi

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4. Answer the door

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5. It’s definitely steak

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6. To be fair, it does look like chicken

7. Tell me something I don’t know

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8. Bill Gates HAHAHA!

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9. Excuse me

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10. I hate that

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11. This is a terrible idea

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12. So old

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13. How Kyles are made

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14. It does seem like a message

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15. That poor rat

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Good stuff, Twitter!

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We Dare You Not to Laugh at These Hilarious Tweets of the Week

Twitter is my favorite source of snark online. It really does show that great comedy can come from the most unlikely sources. The best thing is that you get a seemingly endless new supply pretty much every week.

Hold on to your devices, these are the best tweets of the week!

1. Will spring ever arrive?

2. We’ve all lied to the doctor

3. Adults without kids

4. The truth about dogs

5. Elon Degeneres

6. OMG, I’ve stared in this one!

7. Sad but true

8. Hay!

9. They both saved my soul just by listening

10. Best romantic story

That’s a wrap! Hope you’re laughing!

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Twitter Post About a Nail Job Gone Wrong Goes Viral

We all know that life rarely ever turns out the way you want it to. A friend of mine once told me, “If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans,” and it really is true.

Anyone who’s spent time on the internet knows all about the “Expectation vs. Reality” memes, because they are so instantly relatable.

Twitter user Mai Tai recently had her own version of the Expectation vs. Reality experience when her nail job didn’t quite go right…

It wasn’t long before others started chiming in about their own less-than-stellar nail jobs.

Yikes.

The struggle, it seems, is very real.

Just when you think it can’t get worse…

… it does.

Yowza. Those are *not* great.

But don’t get too discouraged, because there were also plenty of people who got just what they wanted and then some:

Oh, my!

I’ll have what she’s having.

It just goes to show, not all nail technicians are created equal (and also probably avoid the one that Mai Tai went to).

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12+ Tweets About Introverts You Quietly Read by Yourself

Introverts know how real the struggle is. The world is a chaotic, anxiety-inducing place that tends to be structured around the preferences of extroverts (probably because they never shut up).

But it’s ok, because instead of going out into the world today, we’re gonna stay home, pour a drink, and read TWEETS about…

1. Looking away from you

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2. Fearing your judgement

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3. Fearing you in mass quantities

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4. Hating ourselves

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5. Avoiding you

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6. Clinging to you

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7. Sparing you

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8. Hiding from you

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9. Remembering you

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10. Running from you

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11. Hating you

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12. Hiding ourselves…

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13. …and digging to figure out wtf we’re gonna tell you about it (and practicing saying that about 100 times internally before we say it to your face text you)

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14. Fearing your voices

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15. Love-hating you

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16. Shooing you

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I hope you’ve enjoyed these tweets.

NOW GO AWAY.

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10+ Hilarious Tweets With Over 150K Retweets And Counting

When the Twitterverse giveth, it giveth with aplomb. These hilarious tweets have all garnered over 150 retweets, so you just know they’re awesome.

Let’s check ’em out!

1. Just a small town dog, livin’ in a lonely world…

2. And suddenly… SCIENCE!

3. Well, humanity was fun while it lasted…

4. OMG! Cutest. Hiding. Place. Ever.

5. Yeah, this is too true.

6. Ninja kittehs!

7. I’m dying! ???

8. Sooooooooooooooo excited!

9. Sorry Duey. Love, Grandma.

10. And people say they don’t have personalities?

11. Note to self: never go to Oklahoma…

12. “No, you can’t play with us!”

13. Just wait for it…

14. Pro parent move…

15.Round and round and round…

And that’s all folks!

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Son’s Tweet about His Dad’s Empty Donut Shop Helps Sales Skyrocket After Going Viral

Ah, Twitter. It’s been the source of all sorts of craziness in the last few years, but this might be one of the best Twitter stories yet.

When Billy By’s dad opened Billy’s Donuts in Missouri City, Texas, sales were slow to say the least. Nobody was coming in. So Billy did what any normal person does in 2019 to try to boost business: he took to social media to plead his case.


You know people couldn’t resist Billy’s dad standing behind the counter waiting for customers to come buy up his delicious donuts.

And guess what? The tweet picked up steam, went viral, and people started going to the store!


It worked!

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Even TWITTER jumped on the story and told people to get on down to the shop.


How’s that for advertising? As of this writing, the original tweet has been retweeted 343,000 times!

Billy’s dad looked pretty darn happy about this turn of events.

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Billy tweeted an update about the amazing turnaround.


Check out the Billy’s Donuts Instagram page, too.

I needed that wholesome story! And now I need some donuts!

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Hilarious Tweets Every Working Mom Will Relate To

Every working mom understands how real the struggle truly is.

I’m not saying dads don’t have it rough.

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Every parent knows that kids just suck the life out of you, no matter who you are.

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I’m saying moms have different worries…

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Different relationships with their kids…

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Different obligations…

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And they are definitely treated differently at work.

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Because they’re not moms. They’re dads.

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Too real.

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But dads will never know the struggle of a mom.

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And so, to all the hardworking mamas out there…

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I am honored to salute you.

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Good luck getting through the week, ladies. You’re gonna need it.

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Sexist Guy Posts His “12 Rules for Beautiful Women,” Gets Destroyed by the Internet

What is it with sexist jerks trying to tell other people how to live? It’s absolutely ridiculous. The only solace I have is that the internet tends to put them back in their place pretty quick.

Take Alexander J.A. Cortes, for example. The self-proclaimed “trainer”, “writer”, and speaker recently took to Twitter and laid out his 12 rules for “How to be a Beautiful Woman.”

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Cortes has a history of tweeting out misogynistic views so this was really nothing new, but it caused a lot of people to respond nonetheless.

Here’s the tweet heard ’round the world that set off such a firestorm.

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Cortes continued…

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“Only a man can tell a woman how act.” Wow. And then he ended on this note.

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As you can probably imagine, women were pretty livid.

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Cortes obviously is a Grade A-level troll and he replied to his haters with another Tweetstorm.

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This “roadmap” he mentions was a retweet from this guy.

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Unless you’re blind, you can see that this guy is quite the catch. And the ladies let it loose once again.

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And, finally…

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THE END.

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Women’s Screenshots Reveal How Different Their Boyfriends Act on Social Media vs. Real Life

Are you always honest and upfront on social media? Or do you project a certain aura and stay “on brand” with your posts? It’s no secret that most of us tend to cultivate an image online that isn’t always 100% reflective of our personalities.

Olivia O’Leary, a social media user and student, decided to show just how much her boyfriend may not be exposing his true self on social media. While he acts one way online, his sweet and cuddly persona appears behind closed apps.

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She then proved her point by posting a text from him and a recent post of them hiking. “Broski”? Really?

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Well, the “outing” of her man’s sweet side caused many other Twitter enthusiasts to share their comparisons too!

1. A beautiful poem followed up with an interesting nickname

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2. This is just plain funny

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3. Everyone’s wet and full of sweet nicknames

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4. Not sure what he is going for here

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5. From pretty face to goth b**ch

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6. And this guy…way over the top.

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7. From sweet love notes to #mancrush

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In the end, it appears this was all in fun. And keep sending those lovey-dovey texts boys!  Girls love it!

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12 Hilarious Tweets That Show How Much We’ve Changed Since High School

There are days when high school feels like it was yesterday, and then there are days where it feels like several lifetimes ago.

A recent Twitter hashtag, #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe, shows how much (and how little) we’ve actually changed along the way. Here are 12 of the best:

1. True story

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2. No energy

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3. Much, much bigger

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4. Once a geek…

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5. Boring weekends are the best

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6. Future rock star

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7. Some things never change

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8. Talk to me, Alexa

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9. That Becky

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10. Kids are fun, right?

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11. Sweet, sweet coffee

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12. Yep, absolutely no idea

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Take me back!

Also… I’ll never go back!

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