Hilarious Twitter Thread Had Everyone Insulting Babies,

Who doesn’t love babies? They’re so sweet and adorable and innocent. They’re literally called “bundles of joy.”

Well, not everyone feels that way. I know plenty of folks who aren’t really enamored with toddlers. A lot of them even took to Twitter after this tweet by Twitter user Charlily.

Let’s slander newborns. I don’t like their lil swoop hairdos.

— Charlily (@charlee_buns) March 23, 2019

Apparently, people had some feelings about babies, y’all.

First of all, they’re broke. https://t.co/O5hU1lJ6a0

— Nene’s latest nose (@homegworl) March 23, 2019

Always clenching fists but they can’t even fight sleep smh https://t.co/IgH6QkO9cB

— Fred Astaire In Sequins (@le_munchkine) March 24, 2019

For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot.
We’ve got bills???!!!!!

— Birdie (@Topfayz) March 24, 2019

Terrible conversationalists. I asked my cousin’s baby to give me her opinion on a Beyoncé song and he just stared at me with those big languid eyes. https://t.co/qGMBtjKJBq

— Lilith (@KingBeyonceStan) March 24, 2019

They never have gas money

— Megan’s newest HOTTIE (@mixxychick) March 24, 2019

The hits just kept coming!

For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend

— mushu (@TheRookieGod1) March 24, 2019

They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry

— Bomia Gabice (@bomiagabice) March 24, 2019

They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else.

— Corduroy Papi (@DJReemsDope) March 23, 2019

Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.

— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) March 24, 2019

They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff

— Temerity Drake (@tsddrake) March 23, 2019

they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. pic.twitter.com/9AXVzG2VDp

— Black Saint (@wicky_mash) March 24, 2019

Hmm, I guess babies are kinda useless and lazy.

I mean, they should just sleep at least 8 hours per night, like all decent people

— Annalisa Conti (@AnnalisaContiUS) March 24, 2019

Most of them loom like aliens that haven’t finished developing yet

— ARiES RAiNE (@ariesraine) March 23, 2019

They’ve got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside

— Rejo (@rejoycet) March 24, 2019

Poor lil’ babies.

Lmaoo newborns in this thread like pic.twitter.com/ZcOzFfrdRV

— thatstoomuchlettuce (@spicylemonsauce) March 24, 2019

So: babies – adorable or useless? You decide!

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March 29, 2019

20 Times People Asked Wendy’s to Roast Them and Instantly Regretted It

Wendy’s has long been known for selling fresh, never-frozen burgers, but that’s not the only thing they’re serving up hot anymore.

You see, whoever’s running their social media account is apparently a grillmaster certified in the art of roasting people online! They’re so good at it that people and companies on Twitter actually request to be burned.

Just know, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

1. Blew it

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2. Hahaha

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3. Too young to tweet

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4. LOL

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5. Ouch!

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6. They even burned Doug the Pug

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7. Uh oh

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8. No smash

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9. Oh no…

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10. Need to be baked

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11. Classic

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12. Freezer burn

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13. You’re welcome

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14. Underhanded burn

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15. Not a fan…

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16. That was a good move

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17. RETURN

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18. Ooooooohhhhhhhhh damn!

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19. Trade up

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20. Congrats

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Think you can handle the truth?

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March 29, 2019

Here’s Why All of Twitter is Tossing Their Vans in the Air

One of the fun things about the internet is that it allows a lot of people to come together and revel in their shared insanity. You can put up a crazy theory about literally anything and you’ll probably find scores of other strangers who want to play along.

Well, that’s exactly what happened with all this Vans business. It all started when @lanacutherlip posted this little gem:

Did you know it doesn’t matter how you throw your vans they will land facing up pic.twitter.com/nKVJCncW4H

— lana m!sses tøp (@lanacutherlip) March 2, 2019

Of course, everyone else needed to get it on the action:

I learned today that no matter how you throw your vans they always land right side up… pic.twitter.com/1um0UXpbxW

— Bryce (@BryceMckenney1) March 3, 2019

And a new meme was born.

if you throw your vans they will always land correctly. @VANS_66 #vanschallenge pic.twitter.com/4D26roC8rJ

— ERIC ALESTAN FRAZIER (@EricAlestan) March 4, 2019

Naturally, parents just didn’t understand.

I had to explain to my mom why I was throwing all my Van’s on the floor at 12AM. #Vanschallenge pic.twitter.com/USwUJkpyPX

— Kris (@Sw0rnT0Death) March 4, 2019

But neither did anyone else.

#VansChallenge what kind of wizardry is this pic.twitter.com/y9X2uE4GOe

— Vanencia (@vannyydevito) March 4, 2019

Some people even took the challenge to new heights…

This is definitely why I went to journalism school! #amnewsers #vans #VansChallenge ( @cenzo86) pic.twitter.com/aCMMDvWVEV

— Katie Chrystler (@kchrystler) March 4, 2019

While others thought they had it figured out…

Your Vans sneakers will always land right side up after you throw them, and @Ibelievthehype has the proof. https://t.co/8DQS5tfDtj

— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) March 4, 2019

And of course, everyone else tried to debunk the theory (yes! science!)

I must have the old update…. #VansChallenge #Debunked pic.twitter.com/Xb0PISUnyG

— Josh Kennedy-Noce (@Joshkn) March 4, 2019

It just didn’t work every time

Debunked. #VansChallenge pic.twitter.com/1yHF24S0zX

— Nathan Graham (@TheNathanGraham) March 4, 2019

?? Didn’t work for classic, high top, or off brand vans? How y’all doing this tf #VansChallenge #vans pic.twitter.com/95KXbU206Z

— Ruby (@tiedyetwerp) March 4, 2019

But this is Twitter after all, so we had to up the ante somehow…

I’ll see your vans and raise you crocs pic.twitter.com/du9W6d7d68

— Dak (@RidiculousDak) March 5, 2019

But the Crocs theory seemed to hold up…

#VansChallenge failed, but my @Crocs never fail pic.twitter.com/xFSBtXx0nB

— Zimran Lawrence (@Zimran_Lawrence) March 5, 2019

Mind blown…it works with CROCS TOO!!! pic.twitter.com/SwcxvF8aP8

— Susan (@susanna__07) March 5, 2019

Oh, Twitter… sometimes I worry about you. But you do keep me entertained…

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March 29, 2019

15 Ridiculouly Clever Responses on Twitter

You want the hottest the clapbacks? Head on over to Twitter! You’d be surprised just how witty strangers on the internet can be!

Enjoy these delightful, spot-on Twitter responses:

1. This is awkward

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2. Spelling matters

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3. Not sushi

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4. Answer the door

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5. It’s definitely steak

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6. To be fair, it does look like chicken

7. Tell me something I don’t know

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8. Bill Gates HAHAHA!

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9. Excuse me

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10. I hate that

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11. This is a terrible idea

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12. So old

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13. How Kyles are made

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14. It does seem like a message

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15. That poor rat

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Good stuff, Twitter!

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March 26, 2019

12+ Tweets About Introverts You Quietly Read by Yourself

Introverts know how real the struggle is. The world is a chaotic, anxiety-inducing place that tends to be structured around the preferences of extroverts (probably because they never shut up).

But it’s ok, because instead of going out into the world today, we’re gonna stay home, pour a drink, and read TWEETS about…

1. Looking away from you

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2. Fearing your judgement

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3. Fearing you in mass quantities

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4. Hating ourselves

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5. Avoiding you

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6. Clinging to you

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7. Sparing you

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8. Hiding from you

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9. Remembering you

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10. Running from you

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11. Hating you

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12. Hiding ourselves…

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13. …and digging to figure out wtf we’re gonna tell you about it (and practicing saying that about 100 times internally before we say it to your face text you)

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14. Fearing your voices

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15. Love-hating you

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16. Shooing you

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I hope you’ve enjoyed these tweets.

NOW GO AWAY.

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March 25, 2019

10+ Hilarious Tweets With Over 150K Retweets And Counting

When the Twitterverse giveth, it giveth with aplomb. These hilarious tweets have all garnered over 150 retweets, so you just know they’re awesome.

Let’s check ’em out!

1. Just a small town dog, livin’ in a lonely world…

she took the midnight train going anywhere pic.twitter.com/9oxVuBZLId

— ale (@oafale) August 6, 2017

2. And suddenly… SCIENCE!

Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. pic.twitter.com/LwCOITAEft

— (@Savmasta) September 22, 2017

3. Well, humanity was fun while it lasted…

1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars

2017: pic.twitter.com/n2eyPbjLE2

— Filipe (@filipway) August 20, 2017

4. OMG! Cutest. Hiding. Place. Ever.

We just spent a hour looking for her. pic.twitter.com/x00nQNP4nS

— Britney Diane (@britneydiane) April 29, 2017

5. Yeah, this is too true.

Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We’re short staffed

Millennial: It’s fine! Don’t worry!

Middle Aged Woman: pic.twitter.com/1DEDHuP5sj

— ˢᵗᵉᵛᵉⁿ (@IIIIIMCMXCV) March 11, 2017

6. Ninja kittehs!

I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!?? pic.twitter.com/j6EGWvCtBt

— sare (@sarahjorden_) June 20, 2017

7. I’m dying!

I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he’s helping support this family. pic.twitter.com/WbWcZKQD4A

— Meghan Camarena (@Strawburry17) September 2, 2017

8. Sooooooooooooooo excited!

And costume of the year goes to pic.twitter.com/IPvAdDY0UP

— BagelTiger (@BagelTiger) November 1, 2017

9. Sorry Duey. Love, Grandma.

Yesterday I learned that my mom has no idea what our dog looks like pic.twitter.com/N6xUWvseci

— Goth Kramer (@gnarjeff) June 28, 2017

10. And people say they don’t have personalities?

Just know I woke up n found my dog doing this…… pic.twitter.com/uQvCykI8p5

— 856 (@PendleburyErik) November 26, 2017

11. Note to self: never go to Oklahoma…

This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017

12. “No, you can’t play with us!”

this is the only good skate vid i have seen in my entire life pic.twitter.com/BaTXhbe6jY

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 17, 2017

13. Just wait for it…

(+18) pic.twitter.com/KQHR3IKzEZ

— nandoh • insta: @heynando (@nandoh) September 24, 2017

14. Pro parent move…

“but you said your 5 mins away”

First of all I didn’t say where I’m 5 mins away from

— kirsty m (@Ikirstyy) October 15, 2017

15.Round and round and round…

I’m yall lol & can’t STOP laughing at all!!! pic.twitter.com/ItarwS6ITu

— Chris Rainey (@crainey3) June 21, 2017

And that’s all folks!

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March 23, 2019

Son’s Tweet about His Dad’s Empty Donut Shop Helps Sales Skyrocket After Going Viral

Ah, Twitter. It’s been the source of all sorts of craziness in the last few years, but this might be one of the best Twitter stories yet.

When Billy By’s dad opened Billy’s Donuts in Missouri City, Texas, sales were slow to say the least. Nobody was coming in. So Billy did what any normal person does in 2019 to try to boost business: he took to social media to plead his case.

My dad is sad cause no one is coming to his new donut shop pic.twitter.com/y5aGB1Acrc

— Billy’s Donuts (@BillysDonuts) March 9, 2019

You know people couldn’t resist Billy’s dad standing behind the counter waiting for customers to come buy up his delicious donuts.

And guess what? The tweet picked up steam, went viral, and people started going to the store!

I live literally 5 min away.. Most def coming tomorrow!

— V (@vincy_bt) March 10, 2019

Take all ur friends. look at that sad dad. Look at that interior.

— Syd! (@SydGarza0) March 10, 2019

It worked!

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Even TWITTER jumped on the story and told people to get on down to the shop.

You donut want to miss out on Billy’s and neither do we! We’ll be there tomorrow morning #LoveTwitter https://t.co/NpTAXW4R53

— Twitter (@Twitter) March 10, 2019

How’s that for advertising? As of this writing, the original tweet has been retweeted 343,000 times!

Billy’s dad looked pretty darn happy about this turn of events.

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Billy tweeted an update about the amazing turnaround.

Just wanted to update yall! We completely sold out of donuts and kolaches! You are all amazing. I can’t thank everyone enough for coming out and supporting local businesses. This means so much to my family pic.twitter.com/o3GQcKvVnG

— Billy’s Donuts (@BillysDonuts) March 10, 2019

Check out the Billy’s Donuts Instagram page, too.

I needed that wholesome story! And now I need some donuts!

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March 12, 2019

10+ of the Best, Most-Popular Tweets of 2017

Twitter is an amazing platform because it democratizes hilariousness. You don’t have to have the biggest number of followers or be someone famous to potentially hit the 150k retweet barrier. All you have to do is be hilarious.

Here are 12 of 2017’s most popular tweets: