These Dating Tweets Are so Relatable We Can Hardly Deal with It

Need some relatable dating tweets? Of course you do, what a silly question!

Enjoy!

1. Oh, you too? Hmmm, there’s a lot of us these days…

Ask her to send the link pls

— afshan d’souza-lodhi (@afshandl) April 18, 2019

2. Why do our minds always go there?!?

i’m FAR from catching feelings

me

(2 steps)

planning a wedding

— adam (@brokeangeI) October 25, 2018

3. And that trash patch in the middle of the ocean is massive!

They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

— ㅤChase Winiarski (@chasewiniarski) November 8, 2018

4. But what if I don’t want a date right now…

Very flattered that you tried inviting me over at two am but, now hear me out. What if you asked me on a date instead.

— Not a dime, just a Nicole (@NicoleKSchubert) July 23, 2018

5. lol just jk…

When you text them all excited and they don’t match your energy https://t.co/MICxkoO9qk

— ﾒ? (@stephan_xo) January 28, 2019

6. Yes, we did hug at the end. Who wants more details?

me: goes on a date
group chat:
me: pic.twitter.com/t9FXREuUEa

— clit eastwood (@dopegirlfresh) July 30, 2018

7. Is this one of those prank shows?

You ever been single for so long that a relationship starts to look like a set up to you

— Moreno (@Moreno) January 31, 2019

8. Oh no. No no no…

If you want to be talked out of dating someone show him to the group chat

— D$ (@saintdaniella) January 26, 2017

9. You just hope it’s lil ugly instead of big pretty…

Block his number and let lil ugly have him

— (@Luxmarieee) December 8, 2018

10. Oh stop it! You wouldn’t make babies cry… much.

Cool. I’m single because I’m ugly https://t.co/Fc5se59GDl

— Gabi (@Gabehh_Cee) March 28, 2019

11. Damn… who do you hang around?

being single made me realize everybody in relationships cheating lmao

— SHE AMILLI (@amillionbuux) December 15, 2018

12. Yeah, but how big is that wall’s d**k?

me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG

— nickntv on Twitch ♡ (@NickNMedia) April 22, 2018

13. So is that a fire sign or…?

what zodiac sign is the worst? i’m curious. in my opinion….. men.

— – ♡ ????? ????? (@c00lcvnt) March 24, 2019

14. Yeah, don’t fly too close to the sun…

Dating someone who matches your nasty is dangerous lmao

— Dyani (@jaleecee) March 29, 2019

15. Just 623? Amateur…

“Why you ain’t text me back”

First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.

— (@unbotheredbliss) October 2, 2017

16. She has a point…

Dating is like trying to find a piece of hay in a needlestack

— Shea (@sheastrauss) October 23, 2016

If you didn’t relate to anything in that pile of wisdom, I don’t know what to tell you.

Maybe look on Insta and following some influencers, because I got nothing more for ya.

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July 4, 2019

All Women Have the Same Freckle on Their Wrist. Take a Look, We’ll Wait.

A Twitter user recently pointed out something that was staring us in the face this whole time, but none of us noticed this feature most women have in common.

It started off with an innocent question…

“Ladies… you got a freckle on the middle of your wrist or is this a myth,” Aaryn asked.

ladies….. u got a freckle on the middle of ur wrist or is this a myth lmao pic.twitter.com/VpwkkeWKTj

— aaryn ✰ (@aarynwhitley) May 22, 2019

The answer was YASSSSS!!!! So many women had a freckle in that exact spot!

And so they shared…

WTF
(I also have one on my left wrist but it isn’t perfectly centered like this one) pic.twitter.com/QXDEnPF6dw

— Ani-Mia (@AniMiaOfficial) May 29, 2019

Because this is wild, ya’ll!

Yeah this is wild pic.twitter.com/j5zTjS2nvk

— mal (@malwestie) May 26, 2019

Shocking to say the least!

WTF pic.twitter.com/lVHyf7pHp1

— LTP (@lenatheplug) May 26, 2019

Some weren’t so sure…

I mean I guess pic.twitter.com/EnUFbzH5Ke

— Madeline (@maddietheginge) May 25, 2019

But that’s because they didn’t look closely enough!

pic.twitter.com/UJoIkNwUDV

— ˗ˏˋ lily ˎˊ˗ (@Lilybigreddog) May 26, 2019

And yeah, you’re right to freak…

Low key freaking out pic.twitter.com/GlGGlKVWPZ

— Frey (@Freyyx) May 25, 2019

Because it’s there. Just need to uncover it.

I was like “nah” but apparently I keep my wrist freckle under my watch pic.twitter.com/wC6nTyMkdx

— b (@_brrandi99) May 27, 2019

And look at both wrists, ladies!

I was like haaaa not me. Then I looked at my left wrist pic.twitter.com/zU0jHMcDWj

— Karissa Pukas (@KARISSAPUKAS) May 26, 2019

To answer the following question: “Because.”

Okay.. but why do we all have dis?! pic.twitter.com/WrsVmmxjbj

— Kait (@KaitNicholexo) May 26, 2019

So yeah… that’s crazy right?

The question is now… do you have a freckle in the middle of your wrist?

Snap a shot and leave it in the comments!

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July 4, 2019

20 Tweets for People Who Are over Summer and Ready for Fall

There are a whole lot of people out there who already want summer to end. Like, IMMEDIATELY.

If you’re more of a fall person who loves the changing leaves, hot cocoa, and cold autumn evenings, these tweets are for you.

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July 4, 2019

A Woman Claimed Poor People Have No Class. People on Twitter Politely Showed Her Who Really Has No Class.

Get ready to meet someone who is completely terrible!

This self-proclaimed ‘blue collar millionaire’ cause outrage on Twitter when she had the nerve to say, “broke people are usually very low class, have extremely bad manners, have zero etiquettes and no class at all whatsoever.”

Yeah, it’s gonna get ugly…

The beginning is friendly enough… O_O

And we can all relate to this story, right???

To be fair, I can actually see how this would be annoying…

Melissa… maybe you’re trying too hard?

I honestly don’t believe this happened…

Because I can’t imagine people who LOVE food not wanting “food” like this…

But let’s just say this is true… THIS is what ruined you forever with people?

Sure you do Melissa. All of those high end friends just LOVING those lavish gifts you’re sending their way…

And, well, things on Twitter got ugly from there.

Because why not?

She kind of had it coming…

The irony is not lost on Twitter…

And is this really about desserts? Or something more?

I’m dead.

Positive vibes only pls…

Classy is as classy does…

Oh bless her up and down and left and right…

Right? Totally positive!

This could be it!

But is she rich? IS SHE?!?!

Melissa apparently couldn’t handle the ‘positivity.’

But we all know why she did this. So other people would visit her website.

Does this actually work? Can she shame people into buying her shit?

Your thoughts on this wealthy and classy person? Comment them down below and let us know.

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July 4, 2019

Here’s More Proof That Keanu Reeves Is Better Than All of Us Combined

Recently on Twitter, someone posted this photo of Keanu Reeves talking to a kid and… wait… what’s going on with the water… and that glass… is that wine?!?

explain this one atheists pic.twitter.com/ghHUTCAZwf

— liv (@keanuthot) May 20, 2019

Take a closer look and you’ll see why.

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Over 73,000 retweets later, Twitter had a lot to say about this…

pic.twitter.com/bCQWreKkHS

— Rob (@Rob0394) May 21, 2019

Because now we’re all thinking about converting…

Wtf I’m Christian now

— Axel the Pride Puppy (@AxelTheAussie) May 22, 2019

Dropping one miracle at a time…

That kid couldn’t walk before

— Jim Hughes (@sideshow_jim) May 22, 2019

And let’s spread some excellence around, right?

not surprised

i mean jesus’s message was more or less “be excellent to each other”

— wellmanicuredma’am (@wmm_ebooks) May 21, 2019

But was there something else going on?

Both are water. The cup reflects the inside shades of Keanu’s jacket and makes it look like a darker fluid that resembles wine.

— Emilio González Peralta (@bicheau) May 21, 2019

Naw, it couldn’t be. It’s Keanu!

Normally I’d agree with you, but this is Keanu Reeves we’re talking about..

— Best Believe, I Punched Keanu Reeves (@smilingplatypus) May 21, 2019

And who needs reasons anyway?!?

To everyone explaining the scientific reason behind this pic.twitter.com/mtWZJUGxhw

— Israa | ﮼إسراء (@IsraHazel) May 22, 2019

Besides… what is this really about?

OKAY BUT CAN I COMMENT ON HOW KEANU LOOKS GENUINELY EXCITED TO SEE A FAN

— Fоsтег (@DefaultBread) May 22, 2019

Yeah, that’s right. Keanu is the fucking best.

The end. No other theories necessary.

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July 3, 2019

These Stories Illustrate How Powerfully the Student Debt System Negatively Affects People’s Lives

America’s student debt crisis is a hot-button issue not just for graduates and universities, but for politicians as well. Some are arguing for debt forgiveness and eventually free education, while others believe the system is working just fine the way it has been for years.

All of these posts will make you feel for these folks and it might even remind you of your own financial situation.

Take a look.

1. Sad, but true

Wall Street: HELP HELP WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED MONEY
Government: Ok, here's 700 billion

Students with loans: HELP HELP WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED MONEY
Government: *laughs in capitalism*

— Decolonial Nun Strike Force (@zechareyah) June 13, 2019

2. Not the same

It seems that Boomers who boast about “starting with nothing” don’t understand that starting adulthood with nearly $40k in student loan debt isn’t the same as starting with nothing. #latestagecapitalism

— Disenfranchised Millennial (@pnwLeftist) June 10, 2019

3. Yikes

I graduated from law school 6 years ago with $250,000 of student loan debt. But after years of hard work and tens of thousands of dollars of payments, I can officially say that I now owe $315,000.

Hooray!

— Matt Lane (@MattLaneWrites) September 18, 2018

4. In a nutshell

Since 1987 when adjusting for inflation, the % increase in:

Tuition costs at public universities : 183%
Tuition costs at private universities: 142%
Minimum wage: 20%
Early career salaries: 3%

This is student debt crisis in a nutshell.

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) June 2, 2019

5. Mystifying

At the age 18 they will let you commit to $200,000 in student loans but won’t give you a $20,000 Business loan…. Think about that!

— Nathan Allen Pirtle (@workwthecoach) June 6, 2019

6. The short end of the stick

Millennials:

– Fighting wars in the Middle East for 18+ years
– Came of age during the worst financial crisis since Great Depression
– Student debt up to our eyeballs
– Health insurance that doesn't cover shit

And all we get for our troubles is everyone mad at us about avocados

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) June 6, 2019

7. A trap

I graduated undergrad with $38,200 in loans.
To date I've paid $20,763.
My balance is: $37,615.
Dear Media: Tell me again how I can't afford a house because of an avocado toast trend instead of saying how #StudentLoans are a fucking trap that keeps ppl in debt.

— Idalin Bobé – (@IdalinBobe) April 22, 2018

8. Doesn’t seem right…

When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn’t let me because I didn’t have a guardian’s approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later I was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school.

— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) July 8, 2018

9. Punished for success

I graduated with a masters of Architecture in 2011 with $65k in student debt. I have paid $48k, but still have $50k of debt left.

This country needs Architects, doctors, lawyers and engineers, but we are punished for success. Our education system is broke. #StudentDebtCrisis

— Architects for Pete (@architects4pete) April 25, 2019

10. Triggered

This train ad really triggered me #studentloans pic.twitter.com/H8fu4pXSEz

— Tim Wong (@timmWongg) June 6, 2019

11. No way around the truth

“Young adults are being forced to rely on help from parents to survive due to overwhelming student loan debt and cripplingly low wages” there, fixed your headline https://t.co/ZWHeC3KbrE

— Wintour is coming (@RosatiBiscotti) April 25, 2019

12. That is unbelievable

Want to know just how big our #studentdebtcrisis is?

US college grads have $1.56 TRILLION in student debt. The GDP of Australia is $1.4 trillion.

It’s F’ing massive. Our young people deserve better from us — they deserve free college.

— Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) May 11, 2019

13. F it all

I’ve paid $33,685.71 towards my $50K in student loans. That bitch is still at $48,000. Fuck interest. Fuck FedLoan. Fuck this education system. Fuck everything.

— targaryen loyalist (@KingBeysQueen) July 5, 2018

14. Like a prison

If my #studentloans were cancelled I could:

-breathe

I don't regret going to college, but I don't think I made an informed decision. How could a poor, first gen college student do that at 18 years old?

$50,000 is a prison.

#cancelstudentdebt

— Shaylamee (@Shaleemae) April 22, 2019

What do you think about this incredibly divisive topic?

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July 3, 2019

A Man Unwittingly Put Flowers on a Murderer’s Grave and Met the Woman of His Dreams

You really never know when you’re gonna find love, so it’s a good idea to always keep your eyes open!

A writer on Twitter shared his own personal love story that has to be seen to be believed.

Let’s look at this thread. Be sure to read the whole story because it takes a few twists and turns you won’t be expecting.

It even starts off in an unconventional way.

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My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

Flowers were common at the grave…

I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad’s grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

And then things got interesting…

Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there’s a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I’D NEVER MET.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

He thought he was being nice…

I did this for quite some time, but I never mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time. I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

But he had to know who he was…

I wondered if there was a hidden connection between us, something secretly drawing me to him. Maybe we went to the same school, played for the same football club or whatever. So I googled his name, and ten seconds later I found him.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

And then things got very weird…

His wife didn’t leave him flowers BECAUSE HE’D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

Oh boy.

THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

So he did the only thing he thought he could…

I felt terrible for his wife and her parents. Now, I wasn’t going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like I owed them some sort of apology.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

And then things got awkward…

I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, a woman appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why I was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

But, wait! Here’s a happy ending!

I explained and she said ok that’s weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK. Incredibly, she said yes. Two years later she said yes again when I asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife.

[END]

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

Bet you didn’t see that one coming, did you?

What can you say? True love happens in the most unusual places and when you least expect it.

Do you have a similar story? Share it in the comments, please!

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July 1, 2019

Students Will Definitely Relate to These Tweets

College is great but it’s also chock full of stress, doubt, raging emotions, and a whole lotta booze (for many students).

These tweets about student life will look verrrrrrry familiar to a lot of you out there.

1. Totally common sense

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2. Nothing out of the ordinary

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3. I need to have a LIFE

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4. Really?

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5. A whole new (graffiti) ballgame

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6. Silence is not golden

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7. So true

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8. LOL

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9. 100 level courses are rough

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10. Yes, Mother

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11. Total chaos

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12. Impressed?

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13. Go ahead and type it into the cutting board

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14. What’s the point?

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15. Comedy routine

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I see you there and I notice you’re not studying, young person…

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July 1, 2019

Completely Justified Times Millennials Clapped Back at Baby Boomers

Let’s give these Millennials a break, shall we? Actually, these young people don’t even need any help, because they totally put these Baby Boomers in their place! Amen!

1. Shut up old person!

me: student loans are crippling our generation

person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974

— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019

2. You have an INSANE amount of money and you don’t even realize it!

You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car

— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) April 25, 2019

3. Define “joke”

“This generation can’t take a joke”

Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes

— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015

4. Yeah, did you enjoy the 80s? Because we certainly didn’t!

If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined

— Talia F Enright (@talzir) March 15, 2015

5. Oh, boo fucking hoo… sorry you can’t drive somewhere to buy cheap shit…

“millennials killed department stores” baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny

— jaboukie (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017

6. Savage

baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?

me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?

— ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016

7. These fucking people…

baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”

also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn’t put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I’m gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.”

— trevør (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018

8. There is no logic for some boomers…

My dad is a loud climate change denier but also won’t retire in south Florida cuz “it’s going to sink into the ocean” lol baby boomers are fun

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 21, 2018

9. This!

“millennials are idiots” – the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock

— your pal andy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015

10. Rip it up

Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA

— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018