15 Funny Jokes for All of You with a Dark Sense of Humor

You know what I’m talking about – the kind that you know you shouldn’t laugh at, but there’s no way to stop it. If those are your bag (and you’re not worried about going straight to hell), these 15 are going to be right up your alley.

15. Did he mean like like?

Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 4, 2013

14. More for me!

[God creating cheesecake]

GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good

ANGEL: shouldn't u share it?

GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]

— Guy Incognito (@ShutUpThatsWho) July 11, 2016

13. I feel attacked.

https://geckoes.tumblr.com/post/131063950007/me-god-why-dont-i-have-a-boyfriend-god-i-sent

12. I would read some fiction from teenage Jesus POV.

https://peetasallhehasleft.tumblr.com/post/93942817683/fartgallery-teenage-jesus-watches-as-his

11. Masterfully crafted.

[Jesus at Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there

— huntigula (@huntigula) January 5, 2015

10. Nothing to see here.

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 5, 2015

9. I don’t know why this is funny, but it is.

https://2wn.tumblr.com/post/100131409998/person-god-dang-it-god-it-has-been-danged

8. Amen.

GOD: I've created donuts
ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole?
GOD:
ANGEL:
GOD:
ANGEL: because they are holy
GOD: because they are holy

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 17, 2016

7. Somebody had too much wine on Thanksgiving.

[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock…
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol

— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) June 1, 2015

6. So say we all.

This bible verse always keeps me going from funny

5. insert evil laugh here

[God creating the ocean]
GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere.
ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they—
GOD: Make it undrinkable.

— bboy zizek (@pentyfuma) June 8, 2015

4. Just thinking out loud here.

[God creating spiders]
"Make it have 8 legs"
Seems excessive but ok
"And 8 eyes"
You need to calm down a li-
"Give it a butt rope"

— matt (@dogfather) June 18, 2016

3. Moved and seconded.

https://meaninglessmonicker.tumblr.com/post/131228791999/jesus-comes-from-a-shortening-of-the-hebrew

2. Infallible logic.

https://stephdamen.tumblr.com/post/69632586636/albinoblackman-when-jesus-is-born-i-get

1. The inquisition.

*knock on door*
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*shuts door*
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
Good answer

— Dr. Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 10, 2015

I’ll see you in hell, friends!

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August 11, 2019

15 Funny Tweets About Sex

These tweets are decidedly NOT hot.

Why does everyone have to be so serious about sex? Have a laugh about it once in a while!

Like these folks did!

1. Wait, not like that

[during sex]

Me: hurt me

Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows

Me: wait

Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 19, 2019

2. It’s true

pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s

— coolbutpoorguy (@coolbutpoorguy) July 18, 2018

3. Splendid

british people be having sex like:

mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

— butters (@yung_butters) July 8, 2019

4. Shook

i’m tryna have sex so rough that the earthquake is shook

— Tana Paul (@tanamongeau) July 6, 2019

5. Seriously

How parents go from “Sex is bad” to “I want grandkids”?

— Taé Smoove (@DelanteCherry) December 25, 2018

6. Don’t mess this up

Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing

— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 26, 2013

7. WTF

This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?

— Thor Olsen (@superduperkewl) September 15, 2011

8. Think that’s what happened?

jake gyllenhaal is so weird i feel like the actual reason he and taylor broke up is because he barked during sex

— char (@deIicatekloss) July 6, 2019

9. That’s a good one

My favorite sex position is when someone makes a playlist for me

— fake nerd (@SolivanMatthew) July 3, 2019

10. Why not?

This Father's Day, make sure you hook up with an older man who has the same name as your actual father.

— Hugh! McIntyre (@PopBangHugh) June 16, 2019

11. Hey o!

when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. i will not be reading any replies to this tweet.

— viking (@notviking) July 5, 2018

12. Which one was it?

i was having sex once and the girl said “cum for me” and i thought she said “comfort me” so i stopped n i hugged her

— seabass (@jedifeminist) January 14, 2018

13. Not gonna happen

Girls be tryna have sex for hours… first of all sweetheart, I have asthma

— juju. (@fatherjstn) September 28, 2017

14. That’s a dealbreaker

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who hates rick & morty

— han lane (@hxnlxne) August 7, 2017

15. Practice makes perfect

[undoes GFs bra first time]
"wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous
[me and dog exchange glances]

— k e i t h (@KeetPotato) May 17, 2015

Funny stuff!

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August 10, 2019

15+ Tweets People Shared About Being a Hot Mess

Hot mess express, am I right?

A lot of people call themselves a “hot mess” but how many actually LIVE IT!? Because a lot of you all like to self-shame to get attention and show how humble you can be… but we all know you’re not REALLY a mess. So you’re just low-key bragging.

We see you!

For all those REAL hot messes out there, these tweets are for you!

1. No compromise

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2. I have some too

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3. Punish yourself

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4. That was a bad move

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5. Fix me

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6. Who you honkin’ at?

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7. That might do the trick

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8. This is awful

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9. Nap time

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10. Come find me

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11. Not OK

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12. Failure

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13. Shocking

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14. Downward spiral

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15. I wonder why?

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16. There you are!

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17. Vicious cycle

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Hope you enjoy all the hot messiness that entailed!

Share your own hot messes in the comments!

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August 7, 2019

15 People Share How Awful Airports Can Be

There are a few places on earth that most people could agree might be one of the circles of actual hell – the DMV, Walmart on a Saturday afternoon, and the airport all come to mind.

These 15 people tweeted from airports and honestly, I think they’re making an airtight case.

15. I mean you should have known better than to ask.

At the airport today, I asked my TSA agent how he was doing, and he said “just working at the TSA, where dreams go to die.” So everything is great.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 10, 2019

14. Just focus on comfort like the rest of us, Cheryl.

People who wear cute outfits to the airport, what are you doing

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 4, 2015

13. They’ve even managed to ruin the people watching.

Two guys in the airport bar are amazed a margherita pizza has no alcohol in it and they're the reason you can't leave bags unattended.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 23, 2016

12. Get it right, adults.

My favorite person at this airport is the little girl who keeps yell-insisting: "It's not a bag, it's my suitcase!"

— dadpression (@Dadpression) January 1, 2018

11. It’s a major commitment.

the most unrealistic thing about love actually is that someone will pick you up from the airport

— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) December 24, 2017

10. An accurate depiction.

The official seal of LaGuardia Airport is a sad family eating sadwiches on the floor

— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) December 20, 2017

9. Deep thoughts.

Florida : ballot design :: New York : airport design

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 10, 2018

8. All you want to do is buckle in and get ready to hold your breath.

The time between getting to the airport and actually getting on the plane is the worst. So close to a nap, and yet so far.

— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) September 3, 2018

7. It’s like the rapture happened except you went to hell instead.

Never felt as forsaken as I did from 2:30 to 4am at JFK airport

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 17, 2017

6. Someone was hungry.

i just heard a TSA agent say “i mean there’s passion & then there’s love” & shortly after, my chia pudding was confiscated, this has been another episode of airport

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 26, 2019

5. Freeing up your hands is an art form.

I will always admire anybody confidently strutting through the airport wearing a neck pillow.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 4, 2018

4. Are we sleeping together? Then no.

When someone asks for a ride to the airport pic.twitter.com/2VVS8o8iXj

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 22, 2017

3. If only Greek choruses were still a thing.

People ordering Frappuccinos at an overwhelmed airport Starbucks at 6:30 am should automatically be placed on the no-fly list

— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) July 21, 2018

2. Gotta be prepared for those layovers.

I just took out a second mortgage on my house in case I get hungry at the airport tomorrow.

— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) July 24, 2018

1. That’s what you’ll look like in the bathroom mirror, too.

Waiting for my flight in this airport like… pic.twitter.com/dTRrcqoS6m

— Lilly Singh (@IISuperwomanII) December 18, 2016

Here’s to short layovers in your future!

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August 7, 2019

12 Funny Tweets That Have Lots of Laughs

It’s been a long day…

But rest assured, these 12 tweets are going to stand the test of time and be there for you when you need them…

12. We’ve got seconds for that.

Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016

11. Wanna borrow it for the day?

i pulled out my insulin pump in class and sarah leans over and goes “is that the new iphone 10!?”. fuck u sarah it’s diabetes

— Jake Hullinger (@_LitRomney) December 5, 2017

10. I feel seen.

me:
white woman’s kitchen:

H
E
L ????
L &&
O ??????

yum

coffee

john 3:16

— ً (@taIIant) March 7, 2019

9. snort

how'd he have time to write all those plays then pic.twitter.com/O6I4qc4YPY

— #softmom (@tatianawrites) March 20, 2017

8. Oh and here’s my cool card just keep it.

[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch

— Mark Magark (@markedly) December 2, 2017

7. Very good advice.

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019

6. Now tell your brother you’re sorry.

our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1

— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016

5. You know it’s confusing.

stop naming your babies James. name him Jame. he is one Jame.

— kelly johnson (@ohheyohhihello) November 13, 2017

4. All valid.

socrates: to do is to be

plato: to be is to do

scooby: do be do

— lemonard mouth (@avantnard) March 13, 2019

3. Sick burn.

"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"

Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017

2. Goals.

I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

— k80 (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017

1. It’s not the 70s, people.

no one:

not a soul:

literally NOBODY:

me: pic.twitter.com/896bahseZM

— sarah (@cmbgaga) March 21, 2019

We’ll see if I’m right in 5 years or more!

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August 7, 2019

15 Photos and Memes About Really Great Wives

Any of us would be very lucky to be married to any of these ladies. You know why? Because they go above and beyond the call of duty.

And that’s all we’re looking for. A little something extra.

Take a look at what these ladies are up to, and tip your cap to them while you’re at it.

1. She got to the coffee machine

Photo Credit: Reddit

2. Doing her part

Photo Credit: Instagram

3. I’m unclear

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4. I like this

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5. Stirrin’ up the drama!

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6. Great gal

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7. Life is good

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8. Hahaha

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9. Now are you paying attention?

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10. Thanks for the help

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11. The future looks bright

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12. A real keeper

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13. That’s me!

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14. She nailed it

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15. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

Photo Credit: Twitter

#Winning

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August 5, 2019

15 Funny Tweets About How British People Speak

Mind your head on the tube, love!

I kid, I kid. We know all British people don’t sound like that…or do they? Just kidding! Again!

Hey, they make fun of us too, so let’s dish it out a little, shall we?

Righty-o!

1. YewChube.com

British people be like:
Yew chube

— dies of botulism (@paigettey) July 20, 2019

2. ROIGHT

british people be like ROIGHT wots oll dis den

— not as cool and bodacious as funky kong (@quinnmacncheese) July 20, 2019

3. Sexy

british people be having sex like:

mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

— butters (@yung_butters) July 8, 2019

4. Don’t bover me

British people be like

I'm not bovered

— Circe On A String (@Circe_Speaks) July 23, 2019

5. There it is again

british ppl be like ‘chewsday’ :/

— . (@golxgappay) February 5, 2019

6. My favorite!

british people be like i fink so

— read bio (@goobsoup) February 3, 2019

7. Hahahaha

english ppl be like im droring a picksher

— matthew (@denimjaisket) December 23, 2018

8. Hayche-BO

Why do British people say “hayche” instead of just H???

— Steven (@n0tsteven) June 19, 2019

9. Those spicy things

Why do British people say Jah-la-peños

— E (@ExquisiteWilli1) July 24, 2019

10. My second favorite!

"Fank yew" – any British person ever

— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@gucciano) February 13, 2012

11. Thirsty

english people be like can i get a glass of wah-uh

— are u worried? (@brolteon) September 19, 2018

12. You’ve heard this one

english ppl be like: massive

— aspiring cat boy (@visuaInoveI) July 27, 2019

13. That’s means the conversation is over

british people be like "right then"

— monica (@ttuesdayaddams) July 8, 2019

14. Good ideer

uk ppl be like "i have an ideer"

— yousef said (@yousef_hilmy) November 8, 2017

15. Absolutely famished

Brits be like "im proper famished" dude just say you're hungry

— Lou (@Loucifer_III) October 10, 2017

To all our friends across the pond: we’re just being cheeky!

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August 5, 2019

A Guy Live Tweeted His Uncle and Grandpa’s Hearing Aid Appointment

As anyone who has older parents, aunts, uncles, or grandparents, knows, it can be hard for people to accept the fact that they need a little assistance with their hearing.

That said, as anyone who has tried speaking to one of these people without a hearing aid can attest, the results can be annoying and hilarious. And annoying.

Which is exactly the scenario that Ryan Kober found himself in when he took his uncle and grandfather to get their hearing aids checked.

It started the moment they climbed into the car. Ryan really had no choice, you can clearly see.

I'm bringing my grandpa and great uncle to get their hearing aids checked.
*they enter my car*
Uncle: See, I can hear you just fine, I don't need to go.
Me: I didn't say anything.
Uncle: What?
Grandpa: Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

The look on his face says that he’s questioning his sanity in volunteering for this outing.

Help pic.twitter.com/GO3nN0moUh

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

I mean. It was aloud? Right? Ha!

*doctor is giving my uncle a hearing test*
Grandpa: *LOUD HUMMING*
Me: Grandpa stop humming
Grandpa: YOU CAN HEAR THAT?

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

Humming in unison when they can’t hear each other takes some serious talent!

The doctor is out of the room and they are both humming very loudly in unison. I keep laughing and they keep thinking I'm talking to them.

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

Do they think they’re in the shower?

The doctor took out Grandpa's hearing aids to adjust them in the next room and now he's screaming/singing a broken English version of "It's A Small World After All"

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

You never know what you’re missing, I guess!

Now my uncle can hear himself so well he's whispering because he was so used to not hearing his own voice for so many years.

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

Meaning… EVERYTHING you’ve been missing.

*coming out of the bathroom*
Uncle: I can even hear myself pee! I can't believe it!

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

The results? Two happy customers.

The happy customers pic.twitter.com/1PrT8Q8EN7

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 24, 2019

And a happy internet.

Ummm I'll be on Access Hollywood at 7:30PM ET tonight talking about/doing bad impersonations of my Grandpa and Uncle because apparently my tweets about taking them to get their hearing aids checked got way more popular than I ever imagined
TOON IN I'M SO EXCITED!@accessonline pic.twitter.com/VI7ErY4eQD

— Ryan Kober (@GrizzlyKobear) June 28, 2019

What more could a person ask for, right?

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August 4, 2019

15 Tweets From Mid-2000s Kids

Ahhhhhh, remember those halycon days of yesteryear? You were a tween (or teen) and everything just made perfect sense! It was the mid-2000s and life was awesome! The internet was actually kind of fast finally, TV looked better than ever and companies sent you DVDs in the mail! Oh, and you also had no bills and really had no responsibilities.

Can’t we time travel to back then and just stay there forever?

No? Okay, we’ll just have to settle for these tweets.

16. What is reading?!?

mom: I hope you spent that $20 wisely at the book fair

me: i did i’m gonna go read now

*as i run downstairs looking at all my new pens, highlighters, and pack of glow in the dark stars*

— jordan speed (@WarmLaundryPile) December 5, 2018

15. Curls get the gurls…

Y’all remember when you were about to go back to school and you would practice your new handwriting technique “like yes I’m bout to slay all these chicks with the way I curve my y’s” life was so simple

— VICKYLOGAN (@victoriouslogan) August 28, 2018

14. This is so specific, but I feel like so many people did it!

Remember being a pre-teen and making these albums on Facebook captioned ‘~aDvEnTuRes~’ where you were just walking to the corner store w/ your buds takin pics like all edited by Piczo captioned ‘you’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.’ WHAT A FREAKIN TIME

— Emy (@EmilieErika) May 21, 2018

13. Yeah, this is super “old”…

These kids dressed as “the 2000s” for their homecoming spirit week. This was my era now people are using it as a throwback . We really are getting old pic.twitter.com/kQSLr7pVlR

— B Δ K (@AyanaTheDIVA) October 17, 2018

12. “Just be quiet Sharon! We don’t want the Tiffanys to know!”

hey ladies remember when we were in middle school and someone would have a party but only a few of us were on the VIP list to sleep over and we had to keep it a secret so girls who weren’t invited wouldn’t get their feelings hurt lmao what a time to be alive

— Sydney Partridge (@SydneyPartridge) July 31, 2018

11. Ahhh, to be 6 again…

I miss being 6 and my biggest stress being what color to paint my nails on the Manicuranda game pic.twitter.com/ym2xgo1ciT

— Lizzie McGuire (@ImLizzieM) November 8, 2018

10. Why do you let them do it today?

why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school

— maya (@bonjourchicken) December 4, 2018

9. Come on, we’re all emo! Right franges!

me: “im not emo”
friend: *starts playing emo song*
also me: pic.twitter.com/tJCLHNcQNC

— PizzaPlanet (@pxzzadxddy) October 22, 2018

8. So middle

“Hey gtg ttyl don’t text back my parents are taking my phone away” https://t.co/YJfnaSsotX

— kenz (@MackBeave) July 10, 2018

7. My memories are proof of your shame. Always remember that.

My sister talks a lot of smack to me for someone who used to kiss her cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen every night in 2009 lmaoooo I AIN’T FORGET

— Luc (@ellkay_) November 16, 2018

6. He cared.

Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.

— Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018

5. What am I supposed to do with these people?!

When you go to your friends house and he leaves you alone with his family. pic.twitter.com/6ws728oA2W

— J.V (@Astroboy1289) October 20, 2014

4. Oh yes. This was a thing we all did. ALL of us.

Did you guys ever used to lay down in the back seat of ya parents car and doze off for a little bit and then tried to figure out where you was Exactly on the trip by feeling the curves and seeing if you recognized the passing surroundings?

— JoseG (@jlg_vol) July 31, 2018

3. Okay, but The Cat In the Hat was particularly weird.

The kids movies that I grew up with during my childhood are some of the weirdest and most bizarre films I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/on53i1YrN3

— Crimson Mayhem (@mayhem_crimson) November 14, 2018

2. O_O

the twilight baseball scene is still a cinematic masterpiece dont @ me,, 8 year old me was SHAKING pic.twitter.com/fZz3XuiIqH

— (@rcgerstark) June 3, 2018

1. The coolest song of your youth.

Y’all youngins don’t know nothin bout this pic.twitter.com/nfYEWToFmB

— CJ from . (@willis_cj) October 28, 2018

See! That was like a teleportation back to the best years of your life.

You’re welcome!

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August 1, 2019

People Are Sharing Videos of Their Dogs Reacting to the Sound of a Bag of Chips

The time has come for us to be honest with ourselves and just admit that when we heard the sounds of food… we turn into curious doggos.

But let’s back up…

The Twitter account @aussiesdointhgs shared this and got the tweetstorm started…

Me: *opens bag of chips*
My dog: pic.twitter.com/KDlMV9i00R

— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) May 13, 2019

350K+ likes and 85K+ retweets?!? Wow.

Naturally, doggo owners everywhere related in a BIG way.

They just know pic.twitter.com/cPrYHLzoMa

— Mars (@TheBlackCrow000) May 15, 2019

And the videos started coming in like crazy…

pic.twitter.com/TXcGSOJglH

— anything for salinaass (@Sel_Michelle) May 14, 2019

Because dogs can hear EVERYTHING you’re doing…

pic.twitter.com/KTIddgzoNg

— Children of the Cornrows (@wowtneria) May 14, 2019

And it’s usually adorable. Usually.

You have food? pic.twitter.com/Cn1pudP6SP

— Ken Tegtmeyer, MD (@pccm_doc) May 15, 2019

Especially when it’s about the chips.

pic.twitter.com/1PtkjiDT6Q

— ChinaKlay02 (@Arturop54624114) May 15, 2019

Because what’s better than chips?

pic.twitter.com/54PRH9oZwl

— // shotbyjhinds. (@_JHinds) May 14, 2019

Or ANY food, for that matter?

My dog when everyone eats pizza without him pic.twitter.com/E4pvWoLDpW

— Foxman12 Epic2 (official) (@Foxman12Epic2) May 15, 2019

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again… we don’t deserve dogs.

But they do deserve our chips.

The end.

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15. Did he mean like like?

14. More for me!

13. I feel attacked.

12. I would read some fiction from teenage Jesus POV.

11. Masterfully crafted.

10. Nothing to see here.

9. I don’t know why this is funny, but it is.

8. Amen.

7. Somebody had too much wine on Thanksgiving.

6. So say we all.

5. *insert evil laugh here*

4. Just thinking out loud here.

3. Moved and seconded.

2. Infallible logic.

1. The inquisition.

1. Wait, not like that

2. It’s true

3. Splendid

4. Shook

5. Seriously

6. Don’t mess this up

7. WTF

8. Think that’s what happened?

9. That’s a good one

10. Why not?

11. Hey o!

12. Which one was it?

13. Not gonna happen

14. That’s a dealbreaker

15. Practice makes perfect

1. No compromise

2. I have some too

3. Punish yourself

4. That was a bad move

5. Fix me

6. Who you honkin’ at?

7. That might do the trick

8. This is awful

9. Nap time

10. Come find me

11. Not OK

12. Failure

13. Shocking

14. Downward spiral

15. I wonder why?

16. There you are!

17. Vicious cycle

15. I mean you should have known better than to ask.

14. Just focus on comfort like the rest of us, Cheryl.

13. They’ve even managed to ruin the people watching.

12. Get it right, adults.

11. It’s a major commitment.

10. An accurate depiction.

9. Deep thoughts.

8. All you want to do is buckle in and get ready to hold your breath.

7. It’s like the rapture happened except you went to hell instead.

6. Someone was hungry.

5. Freeing up your hands is an art form.

4. Are we sleeping together? Then no.

3. If only Greek choruses were still a thing.

2. Gotta be prepared for those layovers.

1. That’s what you’ll look like in the bathroom mirror, too.

12. We’ve got seconds for that.

11. Wanna borrow it for the day?

10. I feel seen.

9. *snort*

8. Oh and here’s my cool card just keep it.

7. Very good advice.

6. Now tell your brother you’re sorry.

5. You know it’s confusing.

4. All valid.

3. Sick burn.

2. Goals.

1. It’s not the 70s, people.

1. She got to the coffee machine

2. Doing her part

3. I’m unclear

4. I like this

5. Stirrin’ up the drama!

6. Great gal

5. insert evil laugh here

9. snort