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Let’s Have a Great Day With Some Hilarious Tweets!

We have a choice when we wake up every day.

It can be a sh*tty day, filled with dread and bad news, or you can choose to do your best, maintain a positive attitude, and enjoy yourself!

And that’s what we’re going to do today with some hilarious tweets!

And yes, I am your new Life Coach…and I will collect my payment at the end of the month, are we clear?

But we can deal with the business side of things later. For now, let’s have a great day with these funny tweets!

1. Mom, we need to talk about how this stuff works.

You’re doing it all wrong!

2. Yeah, that really seems to add up, doesn’t it?

I just topped $100,000 in my life.

3. The rest of the day doesn’t go very well.

You’re gonna have to work on that.

4. That’s usually how it works.

Just keeping saying Thank You. Over and over again.

5. This is definitely how it works.

I’m going to Burger King, do you want anything?

6. Yeah, that’s pretty much life.

It’s fun, isn’t it?

7. We’re all on dark mode.

But hopefully we can change that pretty soon.

8. That’s when the real stuff comes out.

Let’s have a talk…

9. What’s wrong with my face?

This seems to keep happening for some reason…

10. A time to clean.

We all do this…

11. Let’s look it over again.

Okay, that one definitely needs to go.

12. That’s a catchy name.

Has a nice ring to it.

Well, those really hit the spot, didn’t they?

You bet they did! And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that you really enjoyed. Thanks a lot!

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Tweets That Will Put a Big Smile on Your Face

If you’re in the mood for some lighthearted tweets that will make your day a little bit better, look literally no further because we’ve got them. Right here.

Exciting, right? All the magic of Twitter right on your very phone?! It’s never been done before! But that’s the kind of innovation that we’re committed to here, so you’re welcome.

Enjoy these ten random tweets that will put a smile on your face.

10. What?

It works even better if you make sure to get a really awkwardly laid out house.

9. Upstairs, downstairs

Once you cross that threshold your mind just gets erased, there’s nothing we can about it.

8. Dark jokes

“Eventually they’ll realize how long they’ve been talking.” – me, an idiot, every time

7. Notice of absence

I could use this as a sign on every door.

6. Nobody likes a snitch

What, is that guac comin’ outta your paycheck or something?

5. Let me be clear

Tag yourself, I’m all the boats.

4. Acronym acceptance

If you could find your way clear to lmfao that would be even better.

3. Butter living

“This is gonna spread real nice on all my garbage.”

2. The power twins

They’ve been some sort of oracles all along, and we just couldn’t see it.

1. Work it

The greatest and most consistent lie ever told.

Gotta love a tweet that can pack that much funny into such a small package. How do they even do it? We can’t know, there’s just no way to know.

Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets From People Who Might Love Their Dogs More Than Their Life Partners

I have a feeling that this article is going to resonate with a lot of folks out there…

Why, you ask? Because I’ve seen countless examples of people out there who seem to like their dog more than their spouse or their partner.

You think I’m crazy? Well, you’re about to see the proof, my friends…

And then you’ll never doubt me again! Ever! About anything!

And I think these tweets might even resonate with YOU…let’s take a look.

1. Don’t even worry about him.

You’re the ones I really love.

2. Hmmm. I don’t like the sound of that.

What do you think it means?

3. We all know who she loves more.

There’s really nothing you can do about it.

4. Get a free pass.

On pretty much everything.

5. Starting to hurt your feelings.

Might need to go to couple’s counseling…with the dog.

6. Give it a rest, okay!

The dog is driving a wedge between the two of you.

7. This is what it’s like.

Oh well, that’s life.

8. Let’s have a talk.

Good, she’s not around…

9. I agree with this philosophy.

You’re doing the right thing, sir.

10. Not you, the dog.

Oh…never mind…

11. You sound a little annoyed.

Are you annoyed yet?

12. This is gonna be great!

No, not you! The dog!

13. I think it might be true.

Hey, it is what it is.

Do you have any pooches at home?

Well, we want to meet them!

Share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little it about these furry friends of yours!

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Do Yourself a Solid and Read These Hilarious, Random Tweets

Help us help you, okay?

We want to be of service to you during these rough times we’re all living through and the best way we know how to do that is through supplying you with hilarious tweets that will make you laugh and forget about the world for a little while.

So do yourself a favor and just trust us on this, okay?

Sit back, take some deep breaths, and let the funny business take your body over.

Hey, it’s what we do…enjoy.

1. I love this!

More of this, please!

2. I really hope they appreciated all this hard work.

Go and tuck yourself in!

3. Why do I find this so funny?

You have to admit, it is pretty funny…

4. Can I catch a ride with you?

How much for a ticket?!?!

5. You’re not alone on that one.

I don’t get it either…

6. This is a pretty strange tour…

But Todd does have a pretty nice Camaro.

7. They do seem to have the life.

Play in the trash. Lounge out in nice yards.

8. That makes no sense to me.

It never computed. Ever.

9. I do wonder about this sometimes…

Any Australians care to weigh in?

10. I’ve had all three.

My favorite is the bath burger. By far.

11. What the hell am I doing here?

I don’t belong here…

12. He did the right thing.

Sibling rivalry is no joke.

Have you seen any really funny stuff online lately?

Well, don’t keep it to yourself, share it with us in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People Share Tweets So Entertaining You Might Jump for Joy

Might as well jump!

Man, now I really want to listen to some Van Halen…

But instead of doing that, we’re going to enjoy and then laugh at some hilarious tweets from the wordsmiths out there on Twitter. And there are a whole lot of them, trust me…

So are you ready to jump for joy AND get your laugh on?

Let’s get it going right this instant!

1. This is a universal mom thing.

I know I’ve seen it on many occasions.

2. This is the most accurate tweet I’ve ever seen.

You know it’s true!

3. Those folks are in for a surprise.

Never heard of something like this before.

4. A little paranoid, are we?

Am I dying? What is this?

5. That is infuriating.

Just throw the whole thing away.

6. What do you think?

Now you’ve upset me greatly.

7. What are you doing on here?

Well, this is depressing.

8. I would be living in fear, too…

What does it all mean?!?!

9. That was a big introduction to this lucky fella.

Can’t wait to see the rest of him!

10. Classic Dad joke, right here.

Another zinger from Pops! Boom!

11. Seriously, that’s his problem.

I’m with you on this one.

12. That was a close call.

What’s that creepy sound…?

How about you, ladies and gentlemen?

Have you seen anything particularly hilarious lately?

We’re talking about memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc. You know, all the good stuff that keeps us laughing during these trying times.

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Random Tweets That Made Us Seriously Chuckle

Get ready to smile and get ready to possibly even GUFFAW.

Yeah, that’s right, we’re here today to make you laugh your butt off with some carefully curated tweets that we are 100% positive will brighten your day in a major way.

What else can you ask for, really?

So let’s jump in feet first and let the laughing begin! Enjoy!

1. This wasn’t part of the deal.

Hold on just a second!

2. They really need to figure that out someday.

It is quite ugly.

3. This is very true.

Put that down and back away. Slowly.

4. That doesn’t sound like a real excuse.

Are you trying to get one over on me?

5. Good question…

Let’s sit down and try to talk this one out.

6. You are really something else!

Did you just hear that?!?!

7. I think it’s the big one on the left.

But that’s just a guess.

8. That’s the way it works.

Don’t let your friend down, okay?

9. That’s a good life plan.

I’m on board with you!

10. Wow. That is a total disaster.

Well, now you’re stuck with it.

11. Those don’t seem like a good idea.

We need OPEN AIR, people.

12. Seriously, make it worth his while.

This is a really good point.

Those sure hit the spot!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately.

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.

Do you think you got some good stuff for us! Well, bring it on!

Please and thank you!

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10 Tweets About Work That are Right on the Money

Many of us have seen changes to our work situations lately.

More and more folks are doing their jobs from home, which is kinda nice as long as you’ve got a little space to dedicate to that sort of thing. Not super fun to be creating makeshift desks with your kids running circles around you and throwing play dough at each other or whatever it is that kids do.

Not that all the problems would go away if you were back in the traditional office, of course. No matter what form work takes, there’s always something to contend with.

It’s a strange thing, the world of employment – and nobody expresses that strangeness better than the people of Twitter.

10. Work it

There’s something very special and very weird at play here.

9. Going up

Best of luck, bro.

8. Give me a break

I don’t run so good as I used to.

7. Good morning

Can we not right now? Or like, ever?

6. Slap suits

Sir I would PAY you for this privilege.

5. Speedy delivery!

If I wait too long, maybe everyone will hate me.

4. Work it

My forehead? That’s hot.

3. On the flip side

The grass is always greener.

2. The silent treatment

You just stare blankly until you find yourself in bed wondering what just happened.

1. The nod

Being an employee isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

Tweets that good almost make the rat race seem worthwhile. Especially that last one. I’d work with that duck for FREE.

What’s your work experience like?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Enjoyable Tweets to Pleasantly Waste Your Time

I’ve spent a lot of time on Twitter today. Also I did that yesterday. And the day before that. Look, it’s been a weird year, let’s just say I’ve had more time than usual on my plate and that site has a way of sucking you in. Don’t judge me. There are so many tweets!

What keeps me coming back for more of course are the funny ones, some of which I’d like to pass onto you right now, so that you can share in my addiction and I feel a little less weird about it.

10. Personal problems

I may or may not have lied about this a lot.

9. Fully committed

This is a moment of either ardent determination or total despair.

8. I Lourve it

These prompts are getting way, way too specific.

7. Rise up

Who, me? Nah I’m doin’ great. Living the dream.

6. Stick together

If you’re feeling fried, well so am I.

5. Recovery periods

By 50 if you blink wrong you have to go to the hospital.

4. The cow says…

I was really anticipating some sort of Dr. Dolittle situation to arise at some point.

3. Not my type

Where no one will ever, EVER read them…

2. Sweetie pie

Just another lovely little slice of life story.

1. Captain Ravioli

I don’t know why I relate to this so hard but I do.

It’s a pleasant little diversion, Twitter. Just don’t go anywhere near politics while you’re visiting. Your head will explode.

Who are your favorite people to follow for Tweets?

Tell us in the comments.

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Random Tweets to Make You Laugh

Today’s selection of tweets is something special, in that there’s no rhyme or reason to any of them, nor any connective thread other than that they are funny.

And if you need more than that from a tweet, you’re too high-maintenance of a person.

So for everybody else, let’s just laugh.

15. Seeing red

When you’re here, you’re family.

14. Do the math

I need to know what let up to this epic battle.

13. Judge not

How’s come you won’t evaluate me based on what I feel like I probably am?

12. Quick fix

Please hold, your call is very important to us.

11. Spill the beans

It’s all the same ingredients in different combinations.

10. The daily grind

This is very, very alarming.

9. Alienating questions

Boy, this is a fun little throwback to a simpler time, huh?

8. Mythical creatures

Excuse me, how high are you right now?

7. Try, try again

God bless these terrible cultural nostalgia cycles.

6. Mr. Pots

No, they’re right, this required your attention.

5. Everybody gets one

God abandoned us long ago and we absolutely deserved it.

4. Let them eat cake

Well next time maybe you’ll be more specific.

3. Going through a lot

And the idiot next to me is parked over the line.

2. The ultimate revenge

That’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out.

1. The real MVP

And all the haters doubted him.

That’s at least fifteen laughs right there. An infinite value for no dollars down. What a time to be alive.

Who are your favorite funny people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Tweets That’ll Make You Holler

Ready to have some good, quality laughs?

Actually, are you ready to maybe even HOLLER?

Well, you’re in luck because we have a heaping helping of hilarious tweets that we just know you’re gonna love.

Let’s be honest: I need a break, you need a break, and the best way we can think to make that happen is with humor!

Are you ready? Let’s get it started!

1. This is not what I signed up for!

Maybe you can talk them into separate beds? Or even separate bedrooms…?

2. This is hilarious.

I’m glad someone captured it on film.

3. Praying to the Porcelain God.

When’s the last time you overdid it like this?

4. You don’t think you’re like other guys?

Okay, if you say so…

5. I can’t believe you fell for that!

Boy, are you gullible!

6. Not a big fan of the beach.

Get her back to her cardboard box!

7. You gotta get creative these days.

Staying positive and testing negative.

8. The ultimate mash-up.

Get some chicken and some lipstick. Perfect!

9. I can’t handle this anymore!

You’re walking a fine line…and your sanity is at stake.

10. This is pretty brutal.

We will pray for you…

11. You should have worn a hat.

Or maybe even a mask…

12. I fully support this.

I’m thinking about a new last name, too…Lazer?

13. You did it again, didn’t you?

When are you gonna learn your lesson?!?!

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share something really funny that you’ve seen on social media lately.

We want tweets, jokes, memes, photos, etc. Thanks a lot!

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