If you’re having one of those days when nothing is going right, and you don’t think anything could make you smile, well, that’s when you turn to the internet. I mean, who better than a bunch of strangers trying to be funny to raise your spirits, right?
I don’t know why that logic works, but these 16 folks are ready to prove that it does – just take a scroll and see if I’m not right!
16. But like what did he actually say?
This is such a funny take.
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 4, 2013
15. I know there’s a real explanation behind the song.
This one is better, though.
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u— pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 3, 2015
14. I know which one I’m choosing.
Is it a choice, really?
In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you
— Soulja Boy (Big Draco) (@souljaboy) July 26, 2018
13. This book ruins dating chances.
Just any way you slice it.
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."— David Hughes (@david8hughes) June 1, 2014
12. You never meet the goals you don’t set.
I think we might need to talk about the definition of “modest,” though.
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god— Stev D (@Stev_D) October 21, 2014
11. And yet she’s still his girlfriend.
Maybe she appreciates thrifty-ness.
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.— Ristolable (@ristolable) August 13, 2014
10. Why is this so funny?
I literally just snorted.
[date at applebees]
waiter: what'll it be?her: I'll have the apple
me: *gritted teeth* I guess I'll have the bees then
— john (@mrjohndarby) May 26, 2019
9. Poor choice of words.
Happens to the best of us.
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
— wint (@dril) February 15, 2017
8. Is he eating anything in bed?
I feel like he probably is.
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened— Good Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) March 11, 2016
7. A serious double whammy.
I mean, ouch.
6. Some people just aren’t rule breakers.
And that’s why they’re dead.
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
— Rads (@FeelingEuphoric) April 19, 2018
5. That should do the trick.
Way to think ahead, man.
Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. pic.twitter.com/IOo89Vypy7
— chelsea lockwood (@chelsealockw00d) March 16, 2014
4. How you know the prayers work.
Either that or he got bit by a spider.
Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him
— Covid Dapperfield (@woodmuffin) January 9, 2013
3. The Lord of the Teeth.
I would die of happiness if this happened in real life.
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
— brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle) August 17, 2017
2. Brilliant.
I mean, it’s torture, but it’s brilliant.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you pic.twitter.com/qCoF30eEWK
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 7, 2017
1. Oh, baby.
You should have rapped back about his grandma DIDN’T drop him off.
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 19, 2013
You’re at least smiling, right?
What’s your go-to joke when you’re trying to cheer someone up? Share it with us in the comments!
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