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Tweets From Parents Who Are Dreaming of Bedtime Being Over

Putting kids to bed is the chore that never ends. You have to do it every single night, for every single kid, and no, they will never, not once, give you a break on the same evening.

While you just want to go watch television or read a book or crash while pretending to do one or the other, your kids just don’t want to go to sleep – and their will is strong.

These 13 parents are in the thick of it, and just want to know when it will all be over.

13. It’s like they’ve just crossed a desert.

I mean they need to wet the bed later come on.

12. They are just tiny humans.

And yeah, they get it from somewhere.

11. They make everything so hard.

It’s part of their job description.

10. It’s every man for himself.

There are no friends at bedtime.

9. My kids have never done this, not once.

I feel cheated.

8. It’s all good until they learn how to read.

You think that’s going to be good for you, and yet…

7. Never teach them about clowns.

They’re terrifying, don’t @ me.

6. That never works out how you hope it will.

But we’ll all still try it again.

5. What else do you need to say?

Those are some well-trained kids.

4. Some nights you just can’t do it.

No one is judging you. Except probably your mother.

3. To be fair they have no concept of time.

Or at least, they pretend not to.

2. Seriously why.

They’re winding them the wrong way!

1. Welp that step’s done!

I fail to see how this is a problem.

Great, now I’m dreading my own slog through bedtime tonight.

If you’ve got tips for making it easier, please share them with us in the comments!

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Parents Who Need Bedtime to Be Over ASAP

If you’re a parent and bedtime is your favorite time of the day, then tell me your secrets. Sure, there are nice things about it, like being able to check in during a quieter time, bonding over books, snuggles…but we’re just so tired, right, and we’re so close to being able to check out with Netflix we can taste it.

These 14 parents are ready to wave the white flag and beg for mercy if their kids don’t give up the ghost rtfn.

14. Time for clean pajamas!

Whose kids make it all day without dirtying their clothes?

13. You suddenly see where they get it.

Yet, you don’t bother anyone else with your tactics.

12. They’re basically dying.

And it is your duty to hydrate them!

11. She knows exactly what she’s doing.

Don’t be fooled by the cute innocent face.

10. It’s honestly kind of impressive.

In an enraging sort of way.

9. Enjoy the days before they can read.

It won’t last forever.

8. My kids have never done this, not once.

Tell me what it’s like so I can live vicariously.

7. It’s like spooking a horse.

Or a monkey at the zoo.

6. She wasn’t thinking straight.

Sleep deprivation will do that to you. It’s a cycle.

5. Just the thought of it can be too much.

You’ll always regret not summoning the energy, though.

4. An excellent point.

And a smart kiddo, it would seem.

3. Dads everywhere can relate.

Moms everywhere are rolling their eyes.

2. Five more minutes!

Times a hundred, if you keep saying yes.

1. Why are they like that?

I mean…we already know the answer to that I guess.

 

I am feeling their pain, I swear!

What’s your kid’s favorite bedtime stalling tactic? Regale us in the comments!

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