The “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account has more than 2.5 million followers for good reason. It’s good for your soul to read tweets from a wise doggo who’s great at dishing out advice.
Here are 15 more great examples of the deep thoughts from this very worldly pooch.
1. That’s all he needs
all i need right now. is to rest my chin. in the palm of your hand. sometimes my noggin gets heavy. probably from all the knowledge
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 13, 2019
2. Let everyone know
i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2019
3. You are the party
i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 5, 2019
4. Life partners
the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 30, 2019
5. The bar is high
the human invited a new fren over tonight. it’s going well. but they seem a little nervous. this is to be expected. as i set the bar pretty high around here
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 26, 2019
6. One paw at a time
sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 16, 2019
7. That is life in a nutshell
gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 15, 2019
8. Not a crook!
we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2019
9. That’s all I need
i’m a simple pup. i don’t need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 5, 2019
10. FOCUS
i’ve been lying in the same spot. for several hours. some may think i’m lazy. but i bet they’ve never been so focused. on a skittle under a fridge
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 23, 2019
11. It means more
gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 22, 2019
12. Don’t break the law
if you see me sitting outside a store. being all good. while my human shops inside. you must come pat my noggin. that’s the law
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 20, 2019
13. A fun game for all
the human likes to cover my eyes with my ears. and pretend there’s been a power outage. i go along with this. because it makes them very happy
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 10, 2019
14. All by myself
nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 4, 2019
15. Don’t disturb the artist
when i run through the house. with paws full of mud. please remember. i am making art. i am an artist
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) February 20, 2019
Ahhhhhhh, I needed that…
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