Category: Those Damn Kids

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These Kids Are Funnier Than All the Adults in the Room

Kids tend to get ignored when it comes to being intentionally funny – sure, they make us laugh, but it’s usually not on purpose. We think adults are better at telling jokes, better at sarcasm, better at being funny, but that’s not always true.

The proof is in these kids, who are at least as funny as the adults in the room – I’d bet my bottom dollar!

It is both clever and funny.

I’m insanely jealous of this deviously hilarious child.

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I’m biased but I thought it was clever and funny. from funny

You love to see it.

Even if you’re the teachers, I bet you’d be impressed by this.

Kids work together to create eternal recess. from funny

They’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Just what you imagined when you saw their little faces for the first time.

Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tradegy on my front porch…… from funny

Ah, the art of the jump scare.

A timeless classic for ANY season. Ho Ho HO!

My 9yr old left a surprise for my wife. Scaring the shit out of her when she checked the rear view. Kids…. from funny

At least he’s not missing you?

It’s a good thing, really. This can only help kids, right?

Camp requires kids to write a letter home after the first week from funny

It’s abstract art, really.

He belongs in a museum. A fart museum.

This kid was a fart for Halloween. from funny

She sees what she sees.

Don’t question the artist’s eye. She’s unencumbered by things like privacy.

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump. from funny

These are quite good.

Especially the DeVito. Quality DeVito.

Most kids draw dragons and animals and battles and shit, my little cousin draws Danny Devito and Dr Phil 🤦‍♀️🙄 from funny

I’m pretty sure she could sell this to Hallmark.

I’d buy it for a dollar. Or two. Or ten.

My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn’t be more proud from funny

See what I mean? These kids are hilariously on point. The whole lot of them!

Can we get all of these tots in a program to ensure that they become comedy writers? Because THAT will make them happy later on in life.

O_O

Do you have a funny kiddo? Share their latest hijinks with us in the comments.

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These Kids Are Funnier Than All the Adults in the Room

Kids tend to get ignored when it comes to being intentionally funny – sure, they make us laugh, but it’s usually not on purpose. We think adults are better at telling jokes, better at sarcasm, better at being funny, but that’s not always true.

The proof is in these kids, who are at least as funny as the adults in the room – I’d bet my bottom dollar!

It is both clever and funny.

I’m insanely jealous of this deviously hilarious child.

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I’m biased but I thought it was clever and funny. from funny

You love to see it.

Even if you’re the teachers, I bet you’d be impressed by this.

Kids work together to create eternal recess. from funny

They’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Just what you imagined when you saw their little faces for the first time.

Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tradegy on my front porch…… from funny

Ah, the art of the jump scare.

A timeless classic for ANY season. Ho Ho HO!

My 9yr old left a surprise for my wife. Scaring the shit out of her when she checked the rear view. Kids…. from funny

At least he’s not missing you?

It’s a good thing, really. This can only help kids, right?

Camp requires kids to write a letter home after the first week from funny

It’s abstract art, really.

He belongs in a museum. A fart museum.

This kid was a fart for Halloween. from funny

She sees what she sees.

Don’t question the artist’s eye. She’s unencumbered by things like privacy.

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump. from funny

These are quite good.

Especially the DeVito. Quality DeVito.

Most kids draw dragons and animals and battles and shit, my little cousin draws Danny Devito and Dr Phil 🤦‍♀️🙄 from funny

I’m pretty sure she could sell this to Hallmark.

I’d buy it for a dollar. Or two. Or ten.

My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn’t be more proud from funny

See what I mean? These kids are hilariously on point. The whole lot of them!

Can we get all of these tots in a program to ensure that they become comedy writers? Because THAT will make them happy later on in life.

O_O

Do you have a funny kiddo? Share their latest hijinks with us in the comments.

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10 Kids Who Are Pretty Darn Funny

We talk a lot about moms and dads who are super duper funny online, but sometimes the kids are funny, too, don’t you think?

And honestly, it doesn’t matter whether or not they mean to be funny. The fact that they can make us laugh, can cajole a smile when we’re in almost any sort of mood, is one of the reasons we keep them around.

Other than the fact that we’re legally obligated, I mean.

10. A+ on being a smarta$s.

F on the paper, I guess.

My son is one "those" kids. from funny

9. I’ll never look at the cover of a People magazine the same again.

And neither will you, I bet.

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I’m so proud. from funny

8. A legend, truly.

What is a school without at least one.

A kid at my school had been hiding these behind the windows. from funny

7. An excellent likeness.

I miss shopping.

Shopping with kids. from funny

6. She’s making it work for her.

I think this is amazing.

My 7 year old sister loves dinosaurs but my parents got her a dollhouse for Christmas. This is what I came home to tonight… from funny

5. 100% something my kid would do.

It’s peak lazy, but also smart.

This kid on a longboard using a leaf blower to go fast is now my personal hero from funny

4. I do not know how he got away with this.

But I’m impressed.

My kid’s actual High School ID. from funny

3. Did it entertain him for 20 minutes?

Let’s go ahead and call it a win.

My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom from funny

2. Hilarious.

Why is it always the boys?

My son, the only boy in the house, is a comedian. from funny

1. Taking laziness to new bounds.

Honestly, I approve.

Saw this kid chilling at Costco today from funny

 

Kids are too hilarious, y’all. It’s one of their best qualities. At least the best quality that I can think of.

Can you think of anything else that kids are good for? I mean… they make us laugh… AND?

Okay, just the comedy then, yeah?

Tell us in the comments about the most recent time your kid made you laugh until you cried!

Thanks, fam!

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10 Kids Who Are Pretty Darn Funny

We talk a lot about moms and dads who are super duper funny online, but sometimes the kids are funny, too, don’t you think?

And honestly, it doesn’t matter whether or not they mean to be funny. The fact that they can make us laugh, can cajole a smile when we’re in almost any sort of mood, is one of the reasons we keep them around.

Other than the fact that we’re legally obligated, I mean.

10. A+ on being a smarta$s.

F on the paper, I guess.

My son is one "those" kids. from funny

9. I’ll never look at the cover of a People magazine the same again.

And neither will you, I bet.

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I’m so proud. from funny

8. A legend, truly.

What is a school without at least one.

A kid at my school had been hiding these behind the windows. from funny

7. An excellent likeness.

I miss shopping.

Shopping with kids. from funny

6. She’s making it work for her.

I think this is amazing.

My 7 year old sister loves dinosaurs but my parents got her a dollhouse for Christmas. This is what I came home to tonight… from funny

5. 100% something my kid would do.

It’s peak lazy, but also smart.

This kid on a longboard using a leaf blower to go fast is now my personal hero from funny

4. I do not know how he got away with this.

But I’m impressed.

My kid’s actual High School ID. from funny

3. Did it entertain him for 20 minutes?

Let’s go ahead and call it a win.

My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom from funny

2. Hilarious.

Why is it always the boys?

My son, the only boy in the house, is a comedian. from funny

1. Taking laziness to new bounds.

Honestly, I approve.

Saw this kid chilling at Costco today from funny

 

Kids are too hilarious, y’all. It’s one of their best qualities. At least the best quality that I can think of.

Can you think of anything else that kids are good for? I mean… they make us laugh… AND?

Okay, just the comedy then, yeah?

Tell us in the comments about the most recent time your kid made you laugh until you cried!

Thanks, fam!

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These Kids Are The Reason Parents Say “Bless Your Heart”

As moms and dads, we love our kids unconditionally. That means we adore them when they’re annoying, when they’re sweet, when they’re giving us hugs and when they’re running away naked, dirty diaper in their hands.

And yeah, even when they say or do something that makes you plant your face straight in your palm – which is how these 11 parents must have responded in these moments.

11. Boys, I swear.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

https://frogitivity.tumblr.com/post/621059783085244416/yes

10. There can be no further argument.

This one took talent, my friends.

dont bring your kids when shopping for a phone from KidsAreFuckingStupid

9. So stinking sweet.

And also, HIS OUTFIT.

Image Credit: Tumblr

8. That makes for one awkward parent-teacher conference.

I am mortified on their behalf.

When I was a kid I was fucking stupid from KidsAreFuckingStupid

7. The face I am making right now.

Why are kids so gross??

My 3 year old, everybody. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

6. They had an adventure.

Sometimes I miss being a kid.

Oh no, we’re lost. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. I mean it kind of makes sense?

In their inexperienced little brains.

A absolutley phonemenol title from KidsAreFuckingStupid

4. It makes it worse that she screamed it.

Somehow. Her poor parents.

3. She did a good job getting underneath it.

Maybe she can’t lift her head.

My niece’s hiding spot from KidsAreFuckingStupid

2. Wow, I bet that really changed his life.

I cannot imagine. Ha!

Me being a dumbass child from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. Just TRY to convince her to eat them.

If you’ve got an hour to spare.

My kid won’t eat her eggs because they have "dark spots". Yeah, that’s the fork. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

But seriously, bless their hearts, though. They don’t know what they don’t know, and that makes us all laugh a lot louder, right?

So hey… those are my thoughts… and they’re brilliant (I think we can agree)… but I want to hear from you!

What’s something your kid has done that falls into this category? Share the story with us in the comments!

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These Kids Are as Clueless as They Are Adorable

Being clueless is part of what makes kids adorable, don’t you think? They’re so earnest and innocent and wholesome, and the way their little minds work just slays me.

These 13 kids are super cute…and super silly. You’ll see what I mean.

13. I’m sure they think they look great.

It’s not like we’re going anywhere.

Identically unperturbed by what they did to themselves with the clippers at 5am. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

12. Sometimes things are as funny as they are gross.

The rarest of all humor.

Image Credit: Pikabu

11. Genius parenting right there.

I tip my hat, sir.

How my Dad tricked me into eating my crust from KidsAreFuckingStupid

10. He was just so close.

Bless his heart.

9. Look at those little toes!

What an imp.

8. His reading skills need some work.

Maybe that’s on the teacher.

My nephew got a card from his teacher and was stoked!! He read it, then instead of showing anybody, he sat pensively on the couch for a while. Finally a quiet voice asked, “Auntie….how long have I had autism?” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

7. This might work until she can drive.

And then she’s gonna be soooo mad.

6. My little likes to “drink like a dog,” too.

Kids, man. I don’t know.

My 1.5 year old daughter ladies and gentlemen from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. Her little face is so serious.

Her mom must have been dying inside.

When I was 2 I thought an electrical box was a robot. My mom let me take a picture with it, and I have come across that picture again. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

4. Lesson learned.

Sometimes that’s the only way to have it sink in.

3. None of us are ready to grow up.

That’s a hard moment for us all.

https://cassietotallyjust.tumblr.com/post/83561501541/in-first-grade-i-wanted-to-grow-up-to-be-a-bird

2. One of those things is a lot more fun than the other.

At least, it should be.

She got laid…off. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1.They are shells…

And they are near the sea.

My son found sea shells on his first trip to the beach. I didn’t have the heart to tell him. from funny

 

I want to squeeze all of their little cheeks! And I just might… if the cops weren’t an issue. But they are. So no random cheek pinching from me.

*sigh*

So that’s what we’ve got. What do you have to say? What’s the funniest silly thing your kid has said lately?

Share it with us in the comments!

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Let’s Meet Some of the Most Clueless Kids Around

Most kids are naturally clueless. They’re like, brand new in the world and so they haven’t had time to learn a whole lot of stuff, and listen – you should never be mad about it.

It’s hilarious, so consider it free entertainment!

If you’re in need of some laughs today, these 14 kids are ready to deliver.

14. Oh, to be in her head that day.

She probably adjusted their college accounts.

One of my earliest memories from KidsAreFuckingStupid

13. That kid makes days everywhere he goes.

I hope I run into him sometime.

12. He’s pretty sure his mom isn’t a murderer.

But he just had to check.

11. It’s called an imagination!

Also, they’re entertaining themselves, so that’s a win.

10. Such a pure heart.

She has some to spare.

9. They could not be cuter.

Following directions or not.

When the photographer says “touch your cheeks together” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. This would work on like 99% of kids.

And also on most adults I know.

7. These are the absolute best kinds of grandpas.

May we have them, may we be them.

6. It covers her nose and mouth, so it’s good.

Better than some adults manage.

Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. from aww

5. It does kind of look like a bra.

To someone who has only a vague idea what a bra is.

4. Definitely parent fail.

Bless her heart.

Image Credit: Reddit

3. Wise beyond his years.

Also, he can read!

Image Credit: Bored Panda

2. I mean, he knows smoking is bad.

And math is hard.

He’s cute tho from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. I feel like this is some kind of metaphor.

One day he’ll get the joke.

My 7yo son was excited to show off his clay pirate boat from funny

Kids, am I right? So funny.

What’s the funniest clueless thing your kid has said this week? Tell us in the comments!

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These Kids Still Have a Lot to Learn

All kids have a lot to learn, right?

They’re kids, which means they haven’t experienced a whole lot of life – they don’t even know enough to know what questions to ask, really.

So it makes sense that they’re totally clueless have the time, right? That said, when your kids do stuff like these 10 kiddos did, it’s ok to laugh.

It’s the parent tax.

10. I don’t understand the problem.

Obviously, you display this with pride.

Winnie the Poo

9. This is just super wholesome.

I love people who have secrets with kids.

True story. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. Some day this is going to come to an awkward conclusion.

I hope the update comes across my feed.

7. You never know when life will take a turn.

It could happen one day, in her imagination.

6. Bless his heart.

He’ll figure it out eventually.

Got new doors installed. He doesn’t realise one of his favorite hide and seek spots has been severely compromised. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. Do they get to do something fun if they pass?

Wear your masks! Think of the trains!

4. Toddlers are like cats.

If it fits, they sits.

That time I figured out how to take the lid off of the vent, and proceeded to get stuck in it from KidsAreFuckingStupid

3. I sense something is afoot.

What on earth was he thinking?

My little brother’s search history. Lots of diarrhea and vomit followed. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

2. Kid logic is the best.

Also, that’s a fancy drying rack!

Someone’s kid hung up the wet wipes to allow them to dry from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. Those parents must have been shaking their heads so hard.

His heart was in the right place.

A friend on fb just posted this… from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Giggle-worthy, right? As long as you don’t have to clean it up.

Tell us about a time your kid did something like this! We want to hear about it in the comments!

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Memes That Prove Children Are as Goofy as They Are Adorable

I really love kids (my own especially), and one of the most charming things about them is how they think they know everything when they literally know nothing.

And to top it all off, they think we’re the ones who don’t know anything!

If you need any further proof that kids are charming idiots, I really think these 13 memes should suffice.

13. We’ve all been there.

Somewhere along the line we stopped crying about it, though.

Image Credit: Reddit

12. They have no idea what time is worth.

But why should they?

Image Credit: Reddit

11. Someone’s parent or teacher dropped the ball.

His pose with the cigarette makes this whole picture.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. This is a nightmare of epic proportions.

How do you come back from this?

Image Credit: Reddit

9. I, too, used this word without realizing what it meant.

It was not a good day in the 4th grade.

Image Credit: Reddit

8. He thought no one would notice.

And if he’d been playing with other kids, they might not have.

Image Credit: Reddit

7. The drips.

Y’all. I can’t.

Image Credit: Reddit

6. Is that slime?

Dear God in heaven.

Image Credit: Reddit

5. How…did this happen?

I’m not even going to ask why.

Image Credit: Reddit

4. I bet his mom was so proud.

And by “proud,” I mean “wanted to die.”

Image Credit: Reddit

3. I mean…some of that was right.

He might want to rethink his career path.

Image Credit: Reddit

2. I’ll take “ways to get kicked out of school” for $200, Alex.”

Sweet summer child.

Image Credit: Reddit

1. A sad day.

But perhaps an important one for the whole reality thing.

Image Credit: Reddit

Bless their hearts, right?

What’s the dumbest cute thing your kid has done? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Memes That Prove Children Are as Goofy as They Are Adorable

I really love kids (my own especially), and one of the most charming things about them is how they think they know everything when they literally know nothing.

And to top it all off, they think we’re the ones who don’t know anything!

If you need any further proof that kids are charming idiots, I really think these 13 memes should suffice.

13. We’ve all been there.

Somewhere along the line we stopped crying about it, though.

Image Credit: Reddit

12. They have no idea what time is worth.

But why should they?

Image Credit: Reddit

11. Someone’s parent or teacher dropped the ball.

His pose with the cigarette makes this whole picture.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. This is a nightmare of epic proportions.

How do you come back from this?

Image Credit: Reddit

9. I, too, used this word without realizing what it meant.

It was not a good day in the 4th grade.

Image Credit: Reddit

8. He thought no one would notice.

And if he’d been playing with other kids, they might not have.

Image Credit: Reddit

7. The drips.

Y’all. I can’t.

Image Credit: Reddit

6. Is that slime?

Dear God in heaven.

Image Credit: Reddit

5. How…did this happen?

I’m not even going to ask why.

Image Credit: Reddit

4. I bet his mom was so proud.

And by “proud,” I mean “wanted to die.”

Image Credit: Reddit

3. I mean…some of that was right.

He might want to rethink his career path.

Image Credit: Reddit

2. I’ll take “ways to get kicked out of school” for $200, Alex.”

Sweet summer child.

Image Credit: Reddit

1. A sad day.

But perhaps an important one for the whole reality thing.

Image Credit: Reddit

Bless their hearts, right?

What’s the dumbest cute thing your kid has done? Tell us about it in the comments!

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