15 Times Kid Logic Totally Stumped Adults

Kids are many things, but luckily for those of us who love them, one of those things is downright hilarious.

One of the times they’re funniest is when they think they’re being completely and normal and logical but honestly, they’re acting like nuts.

If you’re not sure what I mean, these 15 posts should do the trick.

15. Honestly that seems fun.

And like it would feel funky. Nice.

14. She must not have had a lot of toys.

She did have great hair, though.

13. You need to know how it looks with a kid underneath it.

It will definitely happen again.

12. Everybody needs a little love.

Even the dead, I suppose.

11. Every single time.

They’re basically cats.

10. Yeah, you’re gonna want to check that out.

If you’re brave enough.

9. She’s basically invisible in a nursery.

I’m sure that was her plan all the time.

8. There really is no explaining kids.

You’ve just got to love them.

7. Maybe he just likes small spaces.

It’s safer that way.

6. At least they’re keeping up with current events.

I don’t think that coffin is going to hold.

5. I have no idea what’s happening here.

I’m betting that she doesn’t, either.

4. As long as they’re quiet, you just let it go.

He seems reasonably safe.

3. Honestly you’d expect nothing less.

This is how you know your toddler is operating successfully.

2. You’ve got to know your kid.

You can get away with cheaper presents that way. Sometimes.

1. Little boys, right?

They’re just so charming.

You gotta love kids, don’t you?

Tell us in the comments about a funny story about the time one of your kids pulled a similar stunt!

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Kids Who Gave Things New Funny Names

If there’s one thing that’s true about kids across the board it’s that they call things as they see them.

They don’t pull any punches and they don’t really understand what they should and shouldn’t say, so you really never know what’s going to come out of their mouths.

Which is great, especially when they look at a common object and call it something else – but something that totally fits, anyway.

11. It would be nice to be able to pass someone good manners.

“My kids called napkins ‘good manners’…. Lol.”

― Gina de los Santos

10. It has sauce and layers, so…?

“A boy I babysat called lasagna ‘spaghetti cake.’”

― Allison Kennedy

9. Handle with care.

“My son called all UPS trucks the ‘bubble wrap truck.’”

― Christina McLaughlin

8. Makes perfect sense.

“Our oldest called knives ‘cut its’ because we would say ‘Do you want me to cut it?’

So he would say fork, spoon, cut it.”

― Jen Trotter Milke

7. This makes me giggle.

“My daughter calls hard taco shells ‘crunchy buns,’ and I don’t think we will ever call them something else.”

― Angie Salo

6. Does he work for IKEA?

“My son used to call instructions ‘destructions’ ― which could be explained by my terrible DIY skills!”

― Jamie Smith

5. Yet another reason to hate pants.

“When my now 9-year-old son was little, he always called bras ‘boobie pants.’

Walking through the underwear section of shops with him was always a fun experience with him yelling it at the top of his voice, as it made him laugh.”

― Emma Williams

4. That’s one opinion.

“My son used to say ‘moldy bar’ for granola bar.”

― Maya Broadfoot

3. I need an explanation for that last one…it sounds like a whistle?

“My daughter calls polka-dots ‘cocoa-dots’ and fire hydrants ‘hydro firemen’s.’

And instead of whistling to call the dog, she says ‘feet feet.’

― Mindy Guthrie

2. It’s a common thing for a reason.

“Both of my girls referred to their backpacks as ‘pack packs.’”

― Cindy CJ Avis Farrow

1. Those are kind of beautiful. Ha!

“My daughter called Kit Kat candy ‘Kitty Kats’ and Frosted Flakes cereal ‘Frosted Snowflakes.’”

― Gena Bennett Catino

I’m going to adopt a few of these myself, I think.

What’s the greatest wrong thing your kid has called something?

Share it with us in the comments!

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Moms Who Can’t Stop Laughing At Their Hilarious Kids

There are too many amazing things about parenthood to name, and way to many feelings to talk about or try to pin down in a quick post. The full human experience contains multitudes, but lucky for all of us who have decided to tackle parenthood, there’s one thing that’s true about kids across the board – they’re hilarious.

These moms are having great days, because they’ve got something to tweet about that everyone wants to hear – funny kid stories.

And now we’re gonna share them with you. So let’s go get some laughs!

11. One more question? I don’t believe that.

And here we go for hours…

10. Leg nipples?

Yes, leg nipples.

9. That’s definitely one thing adults do.

And ok it is pretty fun.

8. He’s not wrong.

These are deep thoughts, people!

7. Bless his heart.

That is not the way to happiness, friend.

6. Asking the important questions.

They’re cool, but not that cool.

5. Wow. That’s a truth bomb.

Honesty is not always the best policy.

4. Why do they do this??

And why is it so dang funny every time?

3. Hey, man, it happens to the best of us.

I’m sure those people on the call have done it, too.

2. What do you even say to that?

Sometimes you just have to concede.

1. It’s gonna be the other way around, bucko.

Just you wait and see.

These kinds of posts make me so happy! Kids are hilarious and I love them for it.

Share more funny kid moments with me in the comments, please!

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Kids Who Are Already Smarter Than Their Parents

It would be a lot easier if we, as moms and dads, could reliably remain smarter than our kids for at least a decade or two, wouldn’t it? In some ways we are, of course, because experience is the very best teacher, but there’s no denying that those little rugrats can get the best of us when we’re not paying enough attention.

And on these days, at least, these 10 kids had their parents’ numbers – and it’s unclear whether or not they won the argument or got grounded for it.

Could go either way, really.

10. I guess that means it’s half hers.

But only if you agree.

9. Her ancestors are speaking.

I am here for this message, too.

8. He claimed every single slice.

That’s how you get pizza for breakfast, my friends.

7. She knows her competitive mother.

But not that mom will always make you another grilled cheese, anyway.

6. There’s nothing to do but clap.

And go do your own thing, because he’s good.

5. I certainly hope not.

That would be one tragic film.

4. This is technically correct.

You’ve gotta give it to her…this time.

3. Like we’re dinosaurs.

I suppose to them we kind of are.

2. The other option is we all go pantsless like the dog.

I’m here for it.

1. Hey, free bowl!

I’ve done this with ramekins but this is next level.

These are just hilarious, and comedy is one of the best side effects of becoming a parent.

What’s the funniest/most surprising thing your kiddo has said lately? Share it with us in the comments!

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Kids Who Really Cracked Their Moms Up

Some days, the fact that our kids make us laugh is the only thing that keeps them alive, I think. Children don’t always think they’re being funny, and they’re not always doing it on purpose, but that doesn’t really matter – that little burst of laughter can do so much for that tension balled up at the base of your neck.

Here are 10 kids who are experts at making their parents laugh, and luckily, their parents are on Twitter to share it all with us.

10. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Probably a bad thing. Broccoli can be a lot.

9. Wow. That’s way harsh.

But still hilarious.

8. Never interrupt.

There’s always more coming.

7. Ugh, typecasting.

She’s gonna make it big in Hollywood one day.

6. Bless their little heart.

One day they will cling to those “old” ages.

5. At least one of you can keep your self esteem.

Poor daddy never has to know.

4. Yes, I do.

And now I’m going to teach you.

3. Don’t bother correcting him.

You’ll just make it worse.

2. It’s the question first that does it.

Like, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

1. At least he can read people.

That’ll come in handy when he learns to keep his mouth shut.

My kids make me laugh every day and I’m so grateful. Because without them, my laughter quotient would be far, far less.

What’s something funny your kid has said recently? Share it with us in the comments!

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These Kids Were Never Going to Get Away With These Big Lies

Every kid lies.

I mean heck, all humans lie, so why should kids be any different?

Kids are testing their boundaries, they’re still learning about social contracts and trust, and also, they just want to get away with stuff without their parents knowing.

It’s natural, but if these 11 posts prove anything, it’s that some kids are definitely better at lying than others – so if you’re a parent, let these goofy lies give you a laugh.

11. This kid is a monster…

But also why did his parents not buy him clothes?

Image Credit: Whisper

10. I guarantee you she knows.

Moms have had a few carpet burns in their day.

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9. I hate that this is a secret.

Or that he felt he had to lie.

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8. Oh, she knows.

There’s no way she doesn’t.

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7. Did he, though?

Oh, young love.

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6. Was there no doctor involved?

Glasses do make you look cool, though. Not gonna lie.

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5. We’ve all gotta do it sometime.

Mom doesn’t need to know the details, I promise.

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4. Tried to throw his own dad under the bus.

That was never gonna work, son.

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3. That’s a twist.

Gotta do what you want with your life.

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2. This made me gasp.

She had better tell the truth for this one.

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1. Would they not approve?

Or is it just a surprise?

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You’ve gotta be able to laugh at this phase of parenting, right?

If your kid has every told you a hilarious lie, share it with us in the comments!

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These Kids Are Just Too Way Smart for Their Parents

Every parent has that inevitable moment when you realize that your kid is smarter than you – at least about some things. Or at the very least, they’re way smarter (and have picked up on way more stuff) than you realized before then.

Lucky for the rest of us, even if that moment is rough for you, it’s hilarious to onlookers – and so, my friends, here are 11 parents who are about to get a rude awakening from their smart-mouthed kids.

11. It could just as easily have been Mommy.

Everyone needs some time alone, you know?

10. Kid has a point.

You see what he did there.

9. “It’s too early” is hard to argue with.

My own toddler says “I only do that on Sundays,” so…

8. Sure, you could argue with that.

I think she might win, though.

7. Kudos to dad for catching that one.

Experience has its perks.

6. This child is ready for anything.

He’s got whatever the world tries to throw at him.

5. Because she is definitely not moving.

Or maybe she thinks his screen is too loud.

4. This is especially rough when you know she gets it from you.

I’m assuming, anyway.

3. If it sparks joy, let them have it.

That’s my philosophy, anyway.

2. Get the girl her chocolate milk.

Sister earned it.

1. That’s what you get for teaching her about time zones.

I’m happy my kids can’t tell time yet, to be honest.

I love it. I mean, my kids are still toddlers, so I know I haven’t been there, but…I love it.

Tell us the moment you realized your own kid was pretty dang sharp down in the comments!

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These Kids Are Just Too Way Smart for Their Parents

Every parent has that inevitable moment when you realize that your kid is smarter than you – at least about some things. Or at the very least, they’re way smarter (and have picked up on way more stuff) than you realized before then.

Lucky for the rest of us, even if that moment is rough for you, it’s hilarious to onlookers – and so, my friends, here are 11 parents who are about to get a rude awakening from their smart-mouthed kids.

11. It could just as easily have been Mommy.

Everyone needs some time alone, you know?

10. Kid has a point.

You see what he did there.

9. “It’s too early” is hard to argue with.

My own toddler says “I only do that on Sundays,” so…

8. Sure, you could argue with that.

I think she might win, though.

7. Kudos to dad for catching that one.

Experience has its perks.

6. This child is ready for anything.

He’s got whatever the world tries to throw at him.

5. Because she is definitely not moving.

Or maybe she thinks his screen is too loud.

4. This is especially rough when you know she gets it from you.

I’m assuming, anyway.

3. If it sparks joy, let them have it.

That’s my philosophy, anyway.

2. Get the girl her chocolate milk.

Sister earned it.

1. That’s what you get for teaching her about time zones.

I’m happy my kids can’t tell time yet, to be honest.

I love it. I mean, my kids are still toddlers, so I know I haven’t been there, but…I love it.

Tell us the moment you realized your own kid was pretty dang sharp down in the comments!

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Parents Who Are Definitely Not Smarter Than Their Kids

It’s a sad day when you realize you are never going to win every single argument with your kids again.

They understand logic, they 100% know how to turn your own words and actions against you, and they will never be afraid to challenge you on pretty much anything.

You had a good run while it lasted, though.

So, let’s raise a glass to these 10 parents, who just realized they are no longer smarter than their kids (at least not about everything).

10. They’ve already taken everything else.

Might as well hand over the candy, too.

9. Free the feet!

I could get behind this, at least in the summer.

8. Why are toddlers?

They are so sweet and so hell-on-wheels at the same time.

7. Competition is how you motivate this family.

She knows how to play the game.

6. She’s prepared him for life.

Time to sink or swim, kid.

5. I don’t think you’d want to see that movie.

It’s a tragedy, for sure.

4. You have to be more specific with your instructions.

That’s in the manual.

3. If only they feared us the way they did a T-rex.

Maybe we need to eat one of them.

2. The poor dog.

I think the kid meant for it to go the opposite way.

1. It can definitely be both.

I’m just saying.

I am sort of looking forward to this day as a parent and sort of not.

If it has passed for you, tell us the story of how your kid’s brains got the better of you the first time!

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Parents Who Are Definitely Not Smarter Than Their Kids

It’s a sad day when you realize you are never going to win every single argument with your kids again.

They understand logic, they 100% know how to turn your own words and actions against you, and they will never be afraid to challenge you on pretty much anything.

You had a good run while it lasted, though.

So, let’s raise a glass to these 10 parents, who just realized they are no longer smarter than their kids (at least not about everything).

10. They’ve already taken everything else.

Might as well hand over the candy, too.

9. Free the feet!

I could get behind this, at least in the summer.

8. Why are toddlers?

They are so sweet and so hell-on-wheels at the same time.

7. Competition is how you motivate this family.

She knows how to play the game.

6. She’s prepared him for life.

Time to sink or swim, kid.

5. I don’t think you’d want to see that movie.

It’s a tragedy, for sure.

4. You have to be more specific with your instructions.

That’s in the manual.

3. If only they feared us the way they did a T-rex.

Maybe we need to eat one of them.

2. The poor dog.

I think the kid meant for it to go the opposite way.

1. It can definitely be both.

I’m just saying.

I am sort of looking forward to this day as a parent and sort of not.

If it has passed for you, tell us the story of how your kid’s brains got the better of you the first time!

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