If You Don’t Looking for Jobs, These Tweets Are for You

I know I’m probably preaching to the choir here, but I’m gonna say it anyway…

Looking for a job SUUUUUUUUUCKS.

It’s a total nightmare, it destroys your soul, it makes you feel horrible about yourself, and you’re likely to get rejected over and over again, which isn’t good for your self-confidence.

But you gotta keep doing it if you’re out of work because we all gotta pay the bills, brothers and sisters.

Still, it can be a major drag…but we want you to have a laugh and jobs and job searching.

Enjoy.

1. This is out of control.

You’re gonna need top-secret clearance for this job.

2. Yeah, imagine that.

I don’t know why companies haven’t figured this out yet…

3. Enough with these kinds of posts!

Just keep hustlin’!

4. She answered the question honestly.

And no, she didn’t stutter.

5. That’s pretty close.

They really care about you!

6. I swear I can do it!

Now you better be able to follow through.

7. They’re gonna see right through you.

Just fake it until you make it!

8. Sounds totally reasonable.

And you wonder why you aren’t getting ahead…

9. We all have our private and professional lives.

And sometimes they’re totally different.

10. This is a tough one.

I’m not sure how to answer it…

11. That was determined to be a lie!

Nice try, though.

12. Think you’ll still get the job?

Maybe they’ll think it’s funny? Maybe…?

How about you?

What are some bad or funny experiences you’ve had while job searching?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know! Thanks!

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