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Hiliarious Text Conversations That Just Hit Different

My favorite thing about text conversations is that they just never go away if we don’t want them to.

We can immortalize them, not just through the various built-in options our phones have for archiving, but through screenshots, the quickest way not just to save a moment of conversation but to spread it far and wide across the internet.

Which is what these wonderful souls did when they found themselves within a chat that just did not go like they were expecting. Thanks, Twitter.

15. Fun in the sun

Thanks for clarifying the reason behind funerals, though.

14. Your what?

I like how he’s just being totally straightforward. Like he knows he’s screwed now.

13. Smoke ’em up

Who exactly does your brother live with?

12. The devil within

I really don’t understand you young people and your sensual talk.

11. Coming out

Context really is key.

10. I’ll try

Our bodies don’t stay 20 forever.

9. Wait who?

What kind of games are you playin’ here?

8. A strong personality

This might be the lowest effort I’ve ever seen.

7. The vaccine?

Yeah, sure, that’s what I’m asking.

6. Push notification

These things are getting out of control.

5. Like a virgin

Being stuck for the very first time.

4. The big lie

The one we all tell each other in circles every day.

3. Leave me alone

Where there’s smoke…

2. Giving thanks

I just think they’re neat.

1. It’s in the stars

Bruh you have no idea how exhausting this is about to get.

Man. That is some straight talk right there.

What’s the best conversation you’ve had recently?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny Texts That Human Beings Actually Sent to Each Other

It’s kind of hard to imagine a world without text messaging…

I have one friend who likes to buck the system and he refuses to get texting on his phone, but every single other person I know has the ability to send text messages.

With that many people sending messages out into the world, there’s bound to be a ton of ridiculous, embarrassing, and hilarious moments for us to enjoy.

And here are a bunch! Let’s take a look.

1. That didn’t end well.

Nice try though, Frankie…you did your best.

2. It’s going to be a glorious decade!

Get ready for it!

3. That sounds very awkward.

Let’s talk about your daughter…

4. That’s what friends are for.

Come on over, I’ll be here for you…

5. You should have waited for a response.

But what’s done is done.

6. You made a terrible choice.

And you’ll never be the same ever again.

7. You gotta do it the right way.

These are words to live by.

8. That problem was not washed away.

Oh, and we need to talk.

9. Hahahaha. This is great.

I wonder if she learned a lesson.

10. You are really classin’ it up!

Keep up the great work!

11. At least this person is being very honest.

Germans are…not know for their humor so much…

12. You earned it.

Here’s to a job well done!

13. This is a real tragedy.

We are sorry for your loss.

Okay, it’s confession time…

Have you sent any texts or received any that really made you cringe?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments. We won’t make fun of you…too much. Thanks!

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Funny Text Messages That People Probably Regret They Sent

If you’re like 99% of the population, you’ve probably sent some text messages in your life that you wish you could take back.

But hey, the chances are pretty good that your texts didn’t end up on the hilarious “Texts From Last Night” Instagram page…because that’s when you know that you’ve really screwed up.

But these folks weren’t so lucky. But hey, at least we get to laugh at them, and that’s definitely a bright spot…for us…

Enjoy these texts that people probably wish they could take back…

1. That was a little rough.

But…maybe you had it coming.

2. I hope she remembers you…

You did a good deed.

3. We all do this sometimes.

Hey, don’t feel bad about it!

4. This takes a lot of…guts.

Might as well knock it out with one shot.

5. Katie is the honest woman we need right now.

Thank you, Katie…

6. Sounds like a wild night.

I’m sorry I missed out on it!

7. You’re setting a great example.

We tip our hats to you!

8. Don’t compare me to a wall!

I resent that remark!

9. Ouch…not messing around here.

Now, tell us what you did to deserve this.

10. You gotta get the name right, bro.

Nice effort, though.

11. This could really go either way.

Good luck out there…and be careful…

12. Speaking the truth.

And the truth hurts, doesn’t it?

How about you?

Have you sent any cringeworthy texts lately that you regret? Or maybe you’ve received some real whoppers?

If so, tell us about them in the comments. Thanks!

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People Who Texted Wrong Numbers and Got Some Funny Responses

Texting wrong numbers can be caused by many things.

Maybe someone gave you a wrong number because, even though they seemed interested, they really weren’t.

Or perhaps you were in a hurry when you fired off a text and punched in one single digit the wrong way…that’s all it takes, you know?

However it happens, you have to be careful when texting or else some of your handiwork might end up in a list of photos like the ones you’re about to see.

These folks all texted the wrong numbers and got some pretty hilarious responses.

Let’s check them out!

1. Where’s the fun in that?

Just keep swimming.

Some finding Nemo humor from wrongnumber

2. We love them, too!

And this is a pretty good one.

i love wrong number texts from texts

3. About last night…

This person was not expecting this response.

Maybe she meant to text the Wizard instead from wrongnumber

4. This is totally epic.

I want to be your friend!

cAn I JoIn YoUr CuLt? from Badfaketexts

5. I am not Jamaal.

Sorry about the confusion.

Do I from wrongnumber

6. World domination practice?

If not, I’m not gonna make it.

do you swim? from wrongnumber

7. Hahahaha. This is good.

Came back around for seconds.

Got a two-fer this morning. from wrongnumber

8. Do we have a deal?

Some shady stuff going on here…

Bodies convey from wrongnumber

9. Uhhhh. What’s going on here?

This is kind of disturbing.

This dude jus texted me… from wrongnumber

10. Do you know how this works?

Let me explain it to you.

Sir, do you know how wrong numbers work from facepalm

11. You got this!

Some nice encouragement!

Poor dude about to have his night ruined from wrongnumber

12. I’m not Trey.

I swear, I’m not Trey!

Never did find out the surprise. from wrongnumber

13. This is incredible.

I want this to happen to me.

The best thing that ever happened to me. from wrongnumber

Now it’s your time to shine!

In the comments, tell us about the times that you’ve sent or received wrong-number texts and what happened.

Let’s see if you can make us laugh!

Thanks!

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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

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4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

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5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

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6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

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7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

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8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

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9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

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11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

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12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

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Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

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5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

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6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

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7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

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8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

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9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

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11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

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12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

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Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Hilarious Text Messages That’ll Give You a Laugh

People never cease to amaze me…how about you?

And sometimes the best way to realize that is to scroll through your own text messages so you can see how ridiculous all of your friends and family members are!

I know I do that sometimes when I’m bored. And it never fails to make me laugh!

Do you ever go back through the archives to see the dumb things the people in your life say?

If not, maybe these exchanges will inspire you to do just that.

1. Good job, Mom!

Also…you’re divorcing Dad…?

2. That was extremely classy.

This is what people are doing with their time, by the way.

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#relationshipgoals

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3. Isn’t that depressing?

Just ignore him…he probably wants you to get him ice cream.

4. We have a comedian on our hands!

Get a load of this guy.

5. I hope it was one of your own kids…

Or else you might be getting a visit from the authorities.

6. Lay off the drugs, bro.

This shutdown is really getting to some folks…

7. You’re my only friend…

So you must know EVERYTHING!

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New phone, who dis?

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8. That is not good…

Time to focus your attention elsewhere…

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Mission accomplished?

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9. That’s pretty much all there is to do right now…

Isn’t this great?!?!

10. Wait…it’s Saturday?

I had no idea!

11. Hahaha. Your dad seems awesome.

And maybe he’s trying to tell you something…

12. Not getting the point.

Just keep your distance.

13. A classy individual on our hands.

Think this pick-up line worked?

14. This conversation is over.

Oh, Mom…she’s at it again!

How about you?

Have you had any ridiculous or funny text exchanges lately with friends, family members, or maybe even complete strangers?

If so, please tell us all about them in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Funny Times People Accidentally Texted Their Bosses

There was a time when you only spoke to your boss face to face, or maybe, occasionally, over an inter-office phone system. For most of us, that’s long gone. The people we work for, or at least the ones we work immediately under, are generally accessible through a few twitches of the thumb on our smart phones. This can be really handy. It can also be super annoying and potentially dangerous.

Like in these 12 examples of times people definitely shouldn’t have texted their bosses, but did. (Pro tip: depending on what device you’re viewing this page on, you may have to click on the tweets to see the entire screenshot.)

12. Loving matrimony

This is the start of a beautiful relationship.

11. How do you really feel?

Cause I’m losin’ my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me I’m fine.

10. Burn

Geez, she could have at least been nice about it.

9. Cat calling

I am dying to know how this went.

8. Welp

That’s one way to get it done, I guess?

7. Shannon panic

That’s no way to speak to your boss.

6. Two modes

The feeling of being late on the train is the worst thing in the world.

5. Butt of a joke

So you’re just packing up and moving out of the country now, yeah?

4. Copy

Who…who was this supposed to go to?

3. Sleep-texter

I think your phone is possessed.

2. 100% chance of heavy no

We really don’t see enough sleeveless suits on television.

1. Blocked

Anyone who sends these texts should be fired, regardless of where they send them.

If you’ve got a good boss, maybe send ’em a quick text telling them you appreciate them. If you’ve got a bad boss, maybe just never text them ever to be safe.

Have you ever been in a situation like this?

Tell us what happened in the comments.

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Women Share the Weirdest and Craziest Texts That Men Have Ever Sent Them

Guys…you all need to chill out a little bit.

You’re being way too overbearing, and you’re coming off like total psychopaths.

Well, maybe not all men, but these guys for sure…

Study these text exchanges carefully and whatever you do, don’t make these same mistakes.

1. Let us begin.

2. Take that back!

3. Okay, this is weird.

4. Seems fair.

5. “Accidentally”, huh?

6. Still managed to message you.

7. Merry Christmas!

8. BRB in a few months.

9. What a guy.

10. If you change your mind…

11. I put a spell on you.

12. Creeper to the extreme.


Wow…guys…let’s take it down a notch, okay?

Ladies, has this happened to you at all in your personal life?

If so, let us know how it all went down in the comments!

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A ‘Jesus Heist’ Autocorrect Fail Inspired Twitter Users to Develop Film Ideas

We all know about the common autocorrects that drive us insane on our smartphones. “Ducking” instead of, well, you know. “Judy” when you’re trying to type “Just.” The list goes on and on…

Well, in case you haven’t noticed lately, autocorrect has changed “Jesus Christ” to…wait for it…”Jesus Heist.” Seriously. A guy named Chris Hewitt pointed out how this new development totally sounds like a cool action movie.

Hewitt’s tweet got the ball rolling and the Twitter collaboration began!


A very good point…who could fill those shoes on the big screen? But Hewitt fired back with his own plot twist.

And then some awesome and creative possible titles for this excellent film came rolling in.

This title is pretty solid.

And here’s an excellent tagline that would bring folks to the theaters in droves.

Let’s look at some possible dialogue for this blockbuster, shall we?

I can picture this scene in my head.

I think this is a good scene to end on, don’t you?

And Hewitt had one final note for us readers and Twitter folks.

This movie practically writes itself! Brilliant!

What do you think? Do you have any ideas for this film?

Let us know in the comments!

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