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Absolutely Brutal Text Conversations You Need To See

I’ve been having one of those months that is full of brutal conversations. But I count myself lucky that none of them have been at the level of brutality presented in the screenshots of convos from these people on Reddit. Because holy crap.

Laugh, cry, and wince along as we look through some taxing texts.

10. Feelings are feelings

Wow, what did they do to deserve this war crime of a response?

9. Missed me

Sure hope you won, Caroline.

8. Ever-vigilant

When you’re very involved in your son’s life but not enough to know how old he is.

7. Comfort

To be fair, how does one respond to that?

6. Rachel

Yeah this has gotta be against like a dozen company/privacy policies.

5. Get it?

Move on honey, he’s not worth it.

4. Group projects

Arjun is never gonna recover from this one.

3. Caved

I think we can safely say reconciliation is off the table.

2. I am the night

Stick with the normal cliches like “It’s not you, it’s me” next time.

1. Face the facts

You both need to move away and start new lives somewhere.

I feel like I’m playing Mortal Combat because that was some brutality turned fatality right there.

What’s the most brutal exchange you’ve had lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

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4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

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5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

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6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

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7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

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8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

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9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

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11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

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12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

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Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

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4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

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5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

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6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

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7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

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8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

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9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

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11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

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12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

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Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Hilarious Text Messages That’ll Give You a Laugh

People never cease to amaze me…how about you?

And sometimes the best way to realize that is to scroll through your own text messages so you can see how ridiculous all of your friends and family members are!

I know I do that sometimes when I’m bored. And it never fails to make me laugh!

Do you ever go back through the archives to see the dumb things the people in your life say?

If not, maybe these exchanges will inspire you to do just that.

1. Good job, Mom!

Also…you’re divorcing Dad…?

2. That was extremely classy.

This is what people are doing with their time, by the way.

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3. Isn’t that depressing?

Just ignore him…he probably wants you to get him ice cream.

4. We have a comedian on our hands!

Get a load of this guy.

5. I hope it was one of your own kids…

Or else you might be getting a visit from the authorities.

6. Lay off the drugs, bro.

This shutdown is really getting to some folks…

7. You’re my only friend…

So you must know EVERYTHING!

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8. That is not good…

Time to focus your attention elsewhere…

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Mission accomplished?

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9. That’s pretty much all there is to do right now…

Isn’t this great?!?!

10. Wait…it’s Saturday?

I had no idea!

11. Hahaha. Your dad seems awesome.

And maybe he’s trying to tell you something…

12. Not getting the point.

Just keep your distance.

13. A classy individual on our hands.

Think this pick-up line worked?

14. This conversation is over.

Oh, Mom…she’s at it again!

How about you?

Have you had any ridiculous or funny text exchanges lately with friends, family members, or maybe even complete strangers?

If so, please tell us all about them in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Women Share the Weirdest and Craziest Texts That Men Have Ever Sent Them

Guys…you all need to chill out a little bit.

You’re being way too overbearing, and you’re coming off like total psychopaths.

Well, maybe not all men, but these guys for sure…

Study these text exchanges carefully and whatever you do, don’t make these same mistakes.

1. Let us begin.

2. Take that back!

3. Okay, this is weird.

4. Seems fair.

5. “Accidentally”, huh?

6. Still managed to message you.

7. Merry Christmas!

8. BRB in a few months.

9. What a guy.

10. If you change your mind…

11. I put a spell on you.

12. Creeper to the extreme.


Wow…guys…let’s take it down a notch, okay?

Ladies, has this happened to you at all in your personal life?

If so, let us know how it all went down in the comments!

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A ‘Jesus Heist’ Autocorrect Fail Inspired Twitter Users to Develop Film Ideas

We all know about the common autocorrects that drive us insane on our smartphones. “Ducking” instead of, well, you know. “Judy” when you’re trying to type “Just.” The list goes on and on…

Well, in case you haven’t noticed lately, autocorrect has changed “Jesus Christ” to…wait for it…”Jesus Heist.” Seriously. A guy named Chris Hewitt pointed out how this new development totally sounds like a cool action movie.

Hewitt’s tweet got the ball rolling and the Twitter collaboration began!


A very good point…who could fill those shoes on the big screen? But Hewitt fired back with his own plot twist.

And then some awesome and creative possible titles for this excellent film came rolling in.

This title is pretty solid.

And here’s an excellent tagline that would bring folks to the theaters in droves.

Let’s look at some possible dialogue for this blockbuster, shall we?

I can picture this scene in my head.

I think this is a good scene to end on, don’t you?

And Hewitt had one final note for us readers and Twitter folks.

This movie practically writes itself! Brilliant!

What do you think? Do you have any ideas for this film?

Let us know in the comments!

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You Should Probably Know What These Text Abbreviations Are by Now

A lot of us have been in this situation before: you get a text from a friend or family member and there’s an abbreviation in there that you’ve never seen before. You panic because you don’t want to look clueless or uncool and you act like you know what they’re talking about. Then the conversation takes a strange turn because you just couldn’t be honest and everyone’s day is ruined.

Okay, that may be a little dramatic, but you know what I mean.

I have many moments like this with my 12-year-old niece when I should just own up to the fact that I don’t know what the hell she’s talking about and I need her help because apparently I’m already a senior citizen. But I can’t lose face, so I play this dangerous little game.

So, let’s run down the must-know list of text abbreviations that you really should know by now.

Ready? Go!

1. TFW

“That feel/feeling when…” Okay, I have to admit I didn’t really know about this one until now. We are NOT off to a good start.

2. NBD

“No big deal.” A classic! Believe it or not, people actually used to SAY this to each other when human beings still spoke before smartphones were invented.

3. FOMO

“Fear of missing out.” This describes your friends who can’t miss any of the action. Ever. Even if it’s your Aunt Esther’s 90th birthday party.

4. ICYMI

“In case you missed it.” Simple. Elegant. To the point.

5. FWIW

“For what it’s worth.” Whatever follows this abbreviation might not be something you want to hear.

6. TBH

“To be honest.” Another timeless classic.

7. FTW

“For the win.” I thought this meant “f*ck the world” forever, but now I stand corrected.

8. IDK

“I don’t know.” But you should know this one, okay?

9. SMH

“Shaking my head.” As in, “you’re not gonna believe this and I’m very perplexed.”

10. TLDR

A staple on Reddit, this means “Too long, didn’t read.” Everyone’s in such a hurry these days…

11. IIRC

“If I recall correctly.” Full disclosure: I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen this one out in the wild before.”

12. IRL

“In real life.” A must-have in your texting arsenal.

13. SLAY

“Crushing it” or “killing it.” So not exactly an abbreviation, but important nonetheless.

14. Vaguebooking

Another one that’s not an abbreviation, but you need to know, okay? This term sums up when someone posts something random or vague on social media because they’re obviously looking for likes, comments, and attention. A good example would be “Please pray for me at this tough moment” with absolutely no context at all.

15. LMK

“Let me know.” A huge one! LMK when I should be there. LMK what time dinner is. Etc.

16. OMW

“On my way.” You’re always in a hurry, so you’re always gonna need it.

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15 People Who Texted Their “Number Neighbors” Share the Results – Good and Bad

This is important, so pay attention.

Do you know about this whole “number neighbor” phenomenon? It’s when you text someone who has a phone number just like yours but one digit off, and then you see what happens!

Well, it’s here, people like it, and you should jump on board.

Because the results are pretty hilarious.

1. This one started it all

2. Hey, that’s a win!

3. I believe in you

4. BFF

5. That’s how it’s supposed to work

6. Homies

7. That’s random

8. That was quick

9. Seems like a classy guy

10. BLOCKED

11. Uh oh

12. Unsettling

13. I wasn’t aware…

14. Goodbye

15. Let’s end on a high note

I’m gonna dial up my number neighbor this instant!

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These Photos Prove That Autocorrect Is Your True Enemy

Want to know something? Autocorrect IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. In fact, it’s your enemy.

So be careful…your well-being might just depend on it.

Here are 15 examples of how bad the dreaded it can be…

1. Might want to end this now

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2. Children nuggets

3. The worst thing ever

4. Boring semen

5. Hmmmm

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6. Boner city

Boner, Amanda!

7. Applesauce

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8. Not for that

9. Woah Potato!

10. That’s pretty bad

11. Hot lips

12. H0ly sh*t

13. The usual

14. Just a short trip

15. Yes, we do

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It’s rough out there trying to deal with autocorrect, isn’t it?

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An Accidental Text to a Wrong Number Changed a Sick Boy’s Life

Wrong numbers are a part of life. Every so often you’ll either send something to the wrong number, or get something that was meant for someone else. Generally speaking, the whole matter is put to bed with a simple “Sorry, wrong number” message. Once in a blue moon, you might end up having a short conversation with the person at the other end.

But, one girl got literally the greatest response when she texted the wrong number about an opinion on a dress. Syd was trying to text a friend of hers while trying on a gorgeous dress in a store for her feedback because you know…

She sent two full-length photos to her “friend,” which, turned out to be a complete stranger.

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Instead of getting no response, this husband answered Syd with a kind, genuine message indicating that his wife wasn’t home to ask, but he did ask his kids and they think she looks great.

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He even sent a photo of 5/6 of his kids giving Syd a thumbs up.

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Seriously, how can you not love this response? It’s a “restoring faith in humanity” kind of answer. There are still some kind/sweet people in this garbage world. Of course, the situation went viral on Twitter after Syd’s friend Mandi published it online.

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After the tweet went viral and the husband’s children became “Twitter famous,” this dad responded that one of their children (who wasn’t pictured) is fighting Leukemia and is currently undergoing chemotherapy. Someone else posted the GoFundMe link that the family has set up to help their son.

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And, Twitter raised over $1,000 to help this family.

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The kind of pure you need, today and every day.

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