If there’s something we all want, it’s an interesting life. If you’re being woken in the middle of the night by a partner shouting nonsense, and they have no recollection of it in the morning, well…some days, that might be a bit too interesting.
For these 12 people, though, strangeness equaled hilarity, so I guess no harm, no foul.
12. Bless his heart.
That would be a bit disconcerting.
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11. So super awkward when you’re just dating.
How do you broach that subject?
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10. You can never have too many parachutes.
Better safe than sorry.
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9. That’s kind of an existential question.
Are they dead or alive once they’re picked?
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8. Yes, yes perfectly well.
How could they not?
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7. How do you answer that question?
She probably just went back to sleep either way.
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6. That’s a story idea if I’ve ever heard one.
I hope he wrote it down.
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5. What a considerate spouse.
No one wants to miss the film!
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4. She wasn’t going to argue with him like that.
I hope he came back to bed.
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3. That’s how you intimidate a tiger.
Maybe. I wouldn’t try it.
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2. What does he me no more bread?
I would have demanded an explanation.
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1. It’s the last one that gets you.
How many trousers does a man need?
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I wouldn’t want to live with a sleep talker, but I guess you can’t kick someone out for a thing they have no control over, huh?
If you live the sleep talker life, share your best stories with us in the comments!
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