People Got Quarantine Tattoos and Here Are Some Good Ones

I personally don’t know why you’d get a Covid-19 tattoo, but, hey, to each their own, right?

I guess some people want to remember this unique and unsettling time in history in their own way and they’ve decided to permanently have it inked onto their bodies…

Like I said, to each their own…it’s your body and you can do whatever you like with it.

But some of these Covid-19-themed tattoos are actually pretty cool and inspirational! So let’s check them out.

Stay safe out there, be kind to each other, and remember to WEAR YOUR MASK.

Enjoy!

1. We can do it!

Yes, you can!

2. Giving 2020 the bird.

In a very creative way…

3. This is pretty cool.

And pretty creepy…

4. We’re in it together.

The whole world!

5. Wash your hands.

Or else…

6. Wow! Very creative!

I love it!

7. Paying respect to all the front line workers.

They are doing great work out there!

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8. A girl and her cat.

All alone together…for now.

9. The Simpsons all masked up.

Bart looks pretty annoyed.

10. Be resilient!

We’re gonna get through this!

11. The great Toilet Paper Wars.

Hopefully, we don’t have to deal with that again.

12. They are real-life superheroes!

And don’t forget it!

13. Just like a rosary.

Again, WASH YOUR HANDS.

Now we’d like to hear from you!

Yeah, you!

Do you have any tattoos? Well, we’d like to see them!

In the comments, share a pic with us and tell us about your favorite tattoo and what it means to you.

Please and thank you!

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People Share What They Think Constitutes Toxic Femininity

I’m not very familiar with the concept of toxic femininity at all. But one article describes it like this: “feminine behaviors, used to manipulate other people and negatively impact the world around the toxic individuals.”

So, based on that, I guess I’d have to admit that’s it a pretty big deal and it happens all over the place.

AskReddit users shared their thoughts about what they think are examples of toxic femininity. Let’s take a look.

1. Here’s the deal.

“To me it would mean women who bag on other women for womaning differently than they do.

This becomes really toxic after child birth. Some women will feel nothing about letting you know how you are parenting wrong by using this product or letting you child do this particular thing.

Women who are able to stay at home will be made to feel guilty for not helping to provide; and women who work are made to feel guilty for abandoning their child.

I wish women were more understanding about dealing with differences and letting things slide a bit more. You should never feel higher after putting someone else down.

That being said, I don’t know how we did it, but I found the worlds greatest group of moms when my son was a year and a half old. We came from all walks of life and supported the ever loving hell out of each other.

This was in Phoenix late 90’s and we were completely tight until I moved away when my son was 5. I miss all of em.”

2. Ugghhh.

“A girl in the grade below me (I’m a senior in high school at this point) passed away unexpectedly due to sepsis. Our whole city was in shock as the girl was in the school just days before her passing.

I remember I met up with my gf at the time & she asked, “Why do so many people care about her dying? It’s not like she was pretty anyways.”

This was the type of girl that says, “What??!! I am SOOO nice.”

Safe to say, the lord blessed me with a brain and I GTFO’D that relationship.

To this day, she is still in contact with me & recently she complained that guys use her & she can’t figure out why nobody will be with her.

Well honey, I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to figure that one out.”

3. Etc., etc.

“Breast is best” “Women who have C-sections aren’t real mothers” “Real women have curves” “I’m not like other girls” Etc.”

4. This is shocking.

“I will never understand the amount of hate I’ve gotten for having an emergency C-section.

Women often act like I scheduled it ahead of time out of vanity. Like I didn’t want to hurt myself birthing my baby so I deliberately chose the “easy” way. They act like I scheduled it with a tummy tuck and a round of Botox.

Then, the horror when they find out that, because she was born early, there were complications beast feeding. I did everything I could, I even took drugs that made me sh*t myself TWICE to nurse her for four debilitating months, but I’m a monster who didn’t want to mess up her breasts so I selfishly bottle fed after four months.

And I’m also quite thin and my best girlfriend just told me the other day I look “too skinny.”. No. I don’t. I look perfectly healthy, I’m just thin and you’re not and because you feel self conscious you want to project that on to me.

Didn’t say that, cause I love her and that’s mean, but are you f*cking serious?

I’ve experienced ALL of these.

5. Truth!

“As someone who likes most stereotyped housewife activities, I really don’t like people who think humans are so this or that.

I like homemaking, I like taking care of people and sewing/baking. There are some women who just want to be housewives or homemakers.

They can still be empowered and non-submissive.”

6. At school.

“There are the stereotypes about women not being able to do STEM subjects. There is a big push to get girls into that at school.

My sister is TERRIBLE at math and science, it’s not because she was raised in a sexist manner or didn’t have any role models (my mother has a degree in computer science and my grandmother was an organic chemist), it’s just that my sister isn’t good at math.

Where as, I, a guy, am very good at math and science (I’ll soon be going to university of computer science). I have many friends of both genders that are good at STEM subjects and friends from both genders that are bad at them.

I do not think any less of any of my friends for their abilities, or lack there of, in STEM. Some people are just good at those subjects and some people are just bad at them.

What’s important is that they go on to have satisfying careers and lives.”

7. Doesn’t matter.

“The idea that a woman should be let off for hurting her spouse since ‘men are stronger’.

As if the definition of abuse changes depending on your gender.”

8. Your cheating heart.

“Women who get mad at other women for warning them that their man is cheating on them.

Also, Women who get mad at only the other woman instead of both the other woman and their man.”

9. Interesting…

“I recently learned about “Gold Star” lesbians, who’ve never had s*xual contact with men, and discriminate against other lesbians who have.

Ain’t that some sh*t?

Like, I’m sure many people who now identify as gay/lesbian went through a lot of experimentation before they figured out who they were.

That’s not something to berate people over.”

10. Weird.

“Women judging other women for using different types of menstrual products.

Some women who use tampons often sh*t on women who prefer pads.”

11. Don’t share that.

“My ex would complain that I would never send her sweet or heartfelt messages.

I used to try but she constantly screenshots and shares everything with her friends.

It’s very hard to open up and be intimate and vulnerable with someone who shares everything with everyone.”

12. A bad situation.

“Getting pregnant in order to entrap a guy, then alienating the kids from him when the inevitable breakdown of the relationship occurs.

Happening to a friend of mine right now. He hasn’t been able to see his kid since March because he was at risk and my friend was still working.

Yet,the mum has had friends around for parties and today even took him on a local holiday in a town about six hours away. Meanwhile, my friend can’t even see his own son from a short distance.

Hes mentioned how He used to pay for the house and gifts etc and I just utterly broken right now. I know it takes two to tango but this woman seems to really hurt him on purpose.”

13. Not good.

“Women who defend their abusive exes.

‘What do you mean he needs a good women to fix him?! What I wasn’t a good woman so I deserved it?!’”

How about you?

Have you ever had to deal with toxic femininity?

If so, please tell us about it in the comments. Thanks!

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People Who Texted Wrong Numbers and Got Some Funny Responses

Texting wrong numbers can be caused by many things.

Maybe someone gave you a wrong number because, even though they seemed interested, they really weren’t.

Or perhaps you were in a hurry when you fired off a text and punched in one single digit the wrong way…that’s all it takes, you know?

However it happens, you have to be careful when texting or else some of your handiwork might end up in a list of photos like the ones you’re about to see.

These folks all texted the wrong numbers and got some pretty hilarious responses.

Let’s check them out!

1. Where’s the fun in that?

Just keep swimming.

Some finding Nemo humor from wrongnumber

2. We love them, too!

And this is a pretty good one.

i love wrong number texts from texts

3. About last night…

This person was not expecting this response.

Maybe she meant to text the Wizard instead from wrongnumber

4. This is totally epic.

I want to be your friend!

cAn I JoIn YoUr CuLt? from Badfaketexts

5. I am not Jamaal.

Sorry about the confusion.

Do I from wrongnumber

6. World domination practice?

If not, I’m not gonna make it.

do you swim? from wrongnumber

7. Hahahaha. This is good.

Came back around for seconds.

Got a two-fer this morning. from wrongnumber

8. Do we have a deal?

Some shady stuff going on here…

Bodies convey from wrongnumber

9. Uhhhh. What’s going on here?

This is kind of disturbing.

This dude jus texted me… from wrongnumber

10. Do you know how this works?

Let me explain it to you.

Sir, do you know how wrong numbers work from facepalm

11. You got this!

Some nice encouragement!

Poor dude about to have his night ruined from wrongnumber

12. I’m not Trey.

I swear, I’m not Trey!

Never did find out the surprise. from wrongnumber

13. This is incredible.

I want this to happen to me.

The best thing that ever happened to me. from wrongnumber

Now it’s your time to shine!

In the comments, tell us about the times that you’ve sent or received wrong-number texts and what happened.

Let’s see if you can make us laugh!

Thanks!

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People Share Reasons (Besides the Obvious) About Why They Like Wearing Masks in Public

We’re all dealing with some serious sh*t at this moment in history.

None of us expected this to happen at the beginning of 2020, but here we are and we have to deal with it in the best way possible.

And that means WEARING A MASK when you go out in public.

Yes, it’s hot. Yes, it can fog up your glasses. Oh well! It’s not a big deal and you’re helping out yourself, your family, and complete strangers who you come into contact with.

But what are some OTHER reasons that people like wearing masks in public?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Not as awkward.

“It makes negotiations and awkward conversations at work so much easier!

They can’t read my face nearly as well, so I feel way more confident.

I love it.”

2. What am I thinking?

“I never realized how much emotions I unintentionally show when not wearing a mask.

Now people can’t tell what I’m thinking.”

3. Time to shine.

“I’m in the military and have to shave.

I also have to wear a mask at all times on base.

So I’m growing a goatee.

Suck it, big brother.”

4. From a dentist.

“A few of my patients said it covers their bad teeth and they feel like they can laugh and smile more with other people without feeling self-conscious.”

5. Covering it up.

“My teeth suck.

This whole mask thing has been just fantastic.”

6. Fighting allergies.

“I have terrible seasonal allergies and can’t breathe through my nose very well because I’m constantly congested.

Wearing a mask makes me feel less embarrassed to breathe through my mouth!”

7. I love this!

“My sister bought me a black mask that reads, “Spaceballs the Facemask.”

When I wear it out in public people look at me and smile. Some laugh and tell me how much they love my face mask.

It makes people happy, and considering the depressing times we need more happiness in the world.”

8. Problem: solved!

“Out in public, I often think of funny things, which causes me to smile slightly.

Before masks, if I ever made accidental eye contact with anyone during those times, they thought I was smiling at them and would smile back, or approach and try to socialize with me.

Well, I’m an extreme introvert and I hate that. Now, with masks, no one can see me smile–so that problem is solved! I’m actually going out more because of it.”

9. Anxiety.

“I have bad social anxiety and don’t speak much in public.

I’m also an opinionated b*tch.

Now I can make comments I’m public without being like “everyone heard that, they know it was you, they want you to shut up”.”

10. Just like Maverick.

“I get to pretend like I’m a fighter pilot when I pull it off and let it dangle once I get back to the safety of my car.”

11. Get to work.

“I like hiding my face so I can focus on my work easier…

If that makes sense…

I started wearing a work hat with the mask and I really like it.”

12. A real game-changer.

“Not having to smell people’s coffee breath, and people not having to smell my cigarette breath.”

13. Have a good time with it.

“I can make funny faces, talk to myself and sing and if no one is around, no one will notice.

I just love it.”

14. No one can see…

“I talk a lot in my head and sometimes accidentally mouth what I’m saying so people probably think I’m crazy but with the masks no one knows.”

15. You do you.

“I don’t have to pretend to smile at people at work.

I can get away with my usual expression of angry boredom.”

16. Mindin’ my own business.

“I don’t have to overthink whether the random people I see are acquaintances and whether i should say hi or not…

Or really i dont have to say hi to anyone whether im sure i know them or not…

I can just mind my own business and not care about anyone…”

How about you?

What are some other reasons that you don’t mind wearing a mask when you head out in public?

Tell us what you think in the comments!

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People Share Other Reasons Why They Like Wearing Masks in Public

We know why we should be wearing masks right now when we head outside and we’re around other people.

The scientific evidence shows that the best way to prevent the spread of this virus that is ravaging our country right now is to wear a mask.

No problem, I say! It’s not my favorite thing in the world to do, but we all need to make small sacrifices if we want to get back to normal.

But are there OTHER reasons why people like to wear masks when they go out in public…?

Let’s see what folks on AskReddit had to say.

1. Hey, that’s good!

“I had a dentist appointment before going to the grocery store the other day, no one could tell if I was drooling from being numb.

Alternatively, if I’m listening to music no one can tell if I’m mouthing the lyrics to all the good bits.”

2. Took care of that.

“My nose was running the other day it was incredibly embarrassing but I remembered nobody could tell because I was at a CVS with a mask on.”

3. Pretty funny.

“I used to smile at people when I passed them in public and it would make them smile back at me.

Now I still smile because I forget that a mask is covering my face. When I walk away I always remember and think that the person thinks I was staring at them.

I think that’s pretty funny so I enjoy wearing a mask out in public.”

4. Just look at my eyes.

“My mouth has a natural frown. It doesn’t reflect my mood, but I got “What’s the matter?” comments a lot.

Now I’m old, and it just looks cranky.

Look at my eyes, it’s all good.”

5. Self-conscious.

“I’m really uncomfortable and self-conscious of my face, especially the lower half.

Honestly I wouldn’t mind wearing a mask in public all the time, even if/when this passes.”

6. There you go!

“It covers my adult acne.

And wearing a mask has actually helped mine go away a bit because I touch my face less and don’t wear any makeup where the mask covers.

I only have one pimple on my jawline right now (for the first time in YEARS) and no one can even see it because it’s covered.

I may honestly continue wearing a mask long after all this is over.”

7. Mutter as much as you want!

“I can freely mutter to myself without fear of people seeing my lips moving…”

8. Likes what it does for him.

“Makes me look more masculine, it hides my face which in insecure about and makes my jaw seem more sharp and pronounced.

It also brings more attention to my eyes which I’m more confident about.”

9. And, there’s this.

“I like to pretend I’m an off duty ninja.”

10. Time to hide.

“I’m an introvert, so it’s like getting to hide in plain sight.”

11. No more smiles.

“I love not having to smile.

I can finally wear and conceal my neutral I-hate-everyone-and-everything face.

It’s great.”

12. Really comes in handy.

“I work in retail and I love not having to fake smile at customers.”

13. Enough with the small talk.

“People are less likely to recognize me at the Trader Joe’s my sister worked at, and I don’t have to partake in small talk I’m not interested in.

I love Trader Joe’s, just hate being distracted from my mission.”

14. I know that person!

“It’s so much easier to tell if I’ve already talked to someone. It normally takes me a while to “memorize” a persons face but now I can just be like…

“Oh that person has a green mask with polka dots. I saw them yesterday.”

They’re also really cute and I was actually thinking of buying one before all this started.”

15. Fashionable.

“I get to wear and show off the cute, hand-made masks my wife has learned how to sew! I’ve got a fox one and a bee one so far.

I absolutely love them and her.”

How about you?

What are some of the reasons YOU like to wear a mask in public?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments!

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People Share Their Tips for Getting Around the System

Most of us try to be honest and do the right thing most of the time, but here’s the truth: business, the government, other people…they’re always looking for ways to take advantage of you and your hard-earned cash.

So maybe people also feel like, if there’s a harmless way to get some of the power back, we should take it.

If you feel that way, here’s how 14 people manage to do just that.

14. Never give up your coupon unless they ask!

Dominoes.

We got a voucher in the post with a code they said “collection only, one use, surrender coupon upon use”.

Used it on their website and it worked for 50% off, carried on using it for 2 years every week, then one day it stopped working.

13. This is so meta.

The playstation had a mouse.

A local electronic chain was selling them at clearance for $2 each.

Game Stop was giving $15 or $10 cash for each.

I cleared out one store, got cash for them all, then cleared out two more and got a bunch of games in trade.

12. But you could have actually…tried?

Our English department in high school ran every class the same way. We do an in class essay at the beginning of the year to gauge your current writing ability, and every subsequent essay would be compared to that and your grade is 100% based on improvement.

I’d just write a garbage essay the first time then get an A only half-a$$ing everything

11. Don’t fall for the update trick!

When Verizon got rid of unlimited data in like 2011, it triggered the switch to limited when you upgraded your phone.

I transferred my upgrade to my sister’s account (who already switched to limited,) got the phone and put my Sim card in it. Had unlimited until 2015

10. I really hope she didn’t.

A girl in my high school computers class won a $500 scholarship by doing something similar. She bombed the start of the year test and placed a little above average on the final. They gave the scholarship to whoever improved the most, not who did the best.

I didn’t know her well enough to know if she did it on purpose.

9. Ahhh, high school.

We were the first senior class to be given laptops in high school. It came with some monitoring application that allowed teachers to see when we were using our laptops, watch our screens, etc. We didn’t have the rights to disable it or kill the service but it took a buddy of mine in our programming class about a week to write a little program that would do it anyway.

Click a button and it kills the service. Click it again and the service restarts. This was even better than not being monitored at all because it gave teachers a false sense of security.

We could turn it on when attendance was being taken and then turn it off when test time came so we could Google all the answers. Also spent a lot of time chatting, playing alpha Minecraft, etc. when we were supposed to be taking notes in class. Basically just did whatever we wanted that year lol. Good times

8. That’s a good day right there.

I once bought a snickers and it knocked the bag of Doritos that was sitting against the glass down and i got both.

That’s it. I won life.

Game over.

7. Kids will make time to subvert the system.

In my school we got some of the first computers too and man did they try to shut those things down so we couldn’t sue them for anything but education.

However, that’s how I found the gems of portable flash-drive Minecraft and Halo. We made 4 versions of Halo CE and 2 of Minecraft, and even when they banned one, we still had the others to fallback on.

The kids in our school distributed flash-drives with the games on them and everyone downloaded them to their disks.

We had LAN games during breaks and classes and built some pretty awesome servers and custom Halo modes. We’d be playing it during class and as soon as the teacher came around everyone minimized the tab and we consecutively agreed to stop playing until the teacher had sat back down so no one would die during the ‘inspection’.

I even found a way to watch the educational version of YouTube, which included Good Mythical Morning, a funny channel I never knew I needed.

Twas the best experience I ever had in high school.

6. But you didn’t earn it, though.

Years ago, I played some little Flash game in my browser and at the end I could submit my score to an online scores list. But I noticed that on submitting the score, the browser redirected to a new address that had my player name and the score as URL parameters.

I copied the address, changed the score parameter to ‘9999999999999’, pasted in the new address, and got my name at the top of the list.

5. You gotta love capitalism.

I did this to pay for my Xbox one X. I actually do stuff like this pretty often, but I usually don’t say anything about it because you never brag about the things you get away with, that’s how you stop getting away with them.​

In this case, though, Game Stop was doing a deal where they would give an extra 70% on certain games and one of them was some plants vs. zombies game, they were offering $27/pop for them.

Come to find out, that specific game was on clearance at Walmart and target for $5/each. I went to every store that had stock within a 20 mile radius, then opened the games and traded them in. The first few Game Stops I went to only allowed me to trade in 5 copies at a time. Then only one.

By that time, though, I’d acquired about $250 in credit so I checked trade values on other games and purchased used copies (getting 10% off with pro membership) and re-traded them in at the next Game Stop I went to. Breath of the wild, pretty much any Pokemon game, and Mario Kart 8 were moneymakers, usually in the $15-20 range.

I stopped once I’d made enough to pay for my Scorpio Edition One X, I probably could have made even more, but I didn’t want to push my luck any further. Ended up paying about $70 total for the initial investment, and about 4 hours on my day off going back and forth.

God bless America.

4. It’s no one’s fault but their own.

My local grocery store has a mobile app offer that gives you a 10$ gift card if you spend $50+. It’s supposed to be one time use only… But I’ve used it like, 6-7 times. Because I use the self checkout, I can’t receive the gift card at time of purchase, therefore it doesn’t register to my store card that I’ve used the offer.

I also have a few receipts that customer service never marked off as having the offer redeemed, so I’ve been tempted to go back and try to redeem them again …

3. Quite clever, if you ask me.

In college I studied to be a teacher (it ended up not working out :/). I was taking a class where we learned how to create proper assessments and tests.

As part of the class, the professor would usually have us design test items for one or two questions during like quizzes and stuff. Then she said we’d be doing this for the final exam.

So the questions were all to be multiple choice. The /entire/ class got together and devised a system. The questions you design are all to include a person’s name (Mr. Allen or Mrs. Black). Whatever the first letter of their last name was would correlate with the answer options (A, B, C, D, or E).

We all finished the test in less than 10 minutes and nobody was the wiser when we all got 100%.

2. In case you’re the sort of person who enjoys self torture.

In monopoly, you buy as many houses as you can and never upgrade to hotels. You get to the point where they run out of house pieces so your opponent can’t buy them (all legal within the rules) and they have no options to upgrade.

Sit back and collect that rent yo.

1. This is a wholesome deal.

Back when me and my GF were poor I would go to the local supermarket (Sainsbury’s) at the end of the night when they were reducing food going out of date to a few pence.

Some of the items, at full price, were discounted for buying multiples e.g. £1 each or 2 for £1.50. The way the till worked, it would add £2 to the bill then deduct 50p at the end. Some of the stuff would be reduced to say 20p but if I bought 2 of them (40p) it would still deduct 50p at the end of the bill giving me a 10p profit.

I would buy loads of these and make the bill look reasonable by getting some “luxury” items, which in those days was stuff like coffee. As long as the bill was over a few pounds the tellers didn’t seem to notice.

Then I would go all round town giving the bulk of it to homeless folk and put the rest in the freezer.

TL;DR Sainsbury’s paid me to take food.

I love the small and big ways people get away with it, don’t you?

How do you game a system? Share with us in the comments!

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People Share the Worst Thing They’ve Witnessed at a Funeral

Funerals should be one of those sacred places where people are on their best behavior. Someone has died, their friends and family have gathered to remember them and say goodbye, so it seems like a no-brainer that guests should try not to be awful.

These 14 people definitely spied others who didn’t get the message, though.

14. That poor kiddo.

A few years back, when the uncle of my mother died my young cousin (8) cried a lot at the funeral. It took some time but eventually he calmed down and his parents went for a little walk with him for some distraction.

But then he noticed that his first name was written on one of the tombstones. He mentions it loudly and one of the bystanders said: ”Yeah its already reserved for you”.

He immediately started crying again…

13. When you can’t even give the man ONE DAY.

The gentleman had a large family and all of his siblings got up and made it all about themselves, dredged up old family drama, made it clear that they resented his wife, etc.

It was so painfully awkward.

12. You’d think he could keep it together for an hour.

My uncle was pissed about something in my grandmother’s Will. So during the funeral, he went out to the parking lot and keyed everyone’s car.

It should be noted, he has severe brain injury from a motorcycle accident that causes him to be constantly angry and paranoid. Still…

11. This is odd, but not terrible.

I had a fit of hysterical laugh at my father’s funeral just about the time people started to gather at the mortuary.

In my defense, my mother had a nervous breakdown (my father died 4 days after we found out he had lung cancer), there was a lot of shitty stuff surrounding the funeral organization, my mom just flipped, my siblings were 15 and lost so I was at 23 left to handle it all.

I kinda lost it.

10. Jeez. Talk about the wrong time and place.

My husband went to his great aunt’s funeral and while they did the little ceremony in the cemetery, great aunt’s granddaughters were all hiding behind a tombstone giggling and doing coke.

9. This makes me sick to my stomach.

One of my students’ mother died. I went to the funeral with the principal and the student’s integration aide.

After the funeral her father walked up to her and her grandmother and said “I want her out of the house by tomorrow morning”. She was 11 years old.

8. That scene belongs in a movie.

My brother in law is a mortician. Boy does he have stories….

One of the best- A guy disguised himself as a nun, shows up at the funeral, pulls a gun from under his habit and tries to shoot the deceased’s son. Luckily the gun malfunctioned and didn’t fire.

The son then decks the nun and knocks him out, kicks him in the head a few times, and is pulled off by other family. Police are called, yada yada yada… turns out the deceased owed the nun quite a lot of money and the son had refused to honor the debt.

7. Maybe he thought they were compliments?

Her ex told us about all the great things she did in bed and what a loss for mankind that is.

In present of her boyfriend.

6. No time to waste, I guess.

At my father’s funeral, one of my aunts asked my mom when would she get out of the house.

5. Was this an episode of The Office?

He handed out his business cards at his stepdaughter’s funeral.

There was very nearly a fistfight!

4. Ohhhh my heart.

I knew a guy who climbed up into the casket with his grandfather. This one’s sweet and wholesome.

He was around four years old. He wasn’t sure what was going on, and people weren’t giving him much attention. He asked someone what his grandfather was doing in a box at the front of the room. A relative, thinking they were explaining death in an age appropriate way, told him that grandpa went to sleep, and won’t wake up again.

So we went up to the casket, and climbed up. The room froze in shock. Then he said, “Good night, grandpa,” and he kissed him. Adults told him later you could hear a pin drop and there wasn’t a dry eye in the room.

3. What is wrong with people?

When my grandad passed and we went to view his body at the crematorium my aunt started stealing from the facility the second the employees back was turned.

Just shoving anything that wasn’t nailed down into her purse and pockets.

Unbelievable. And yes we called her out and made her put it all back.

2. None of this is ok.

My sister murdered her father(my stepfather…at the time we didn’t know she was guilty)

BTW Just so you know she did this purely for financial gain

During the viewing she drug her little boy to the casket and because he didn’t cry enough to suit her she pinched him on the upper arm until he was sobbing then took him around to everyone saying he was really crying because he loved his Gramps so much

1. This is truly awful.

No where near as bad as most comments but the family didn’t allow for his twin to speak.

Straight up skipped over the allocated time for the living twin to get up and speak about his brother. Who was his last remaining immediate family.

I don’t think I can ever forgive the late wife for putting him through that. She treated him so horribly all throughout the sickness, and then to not allow him to be a part of the funeral was the final nail in the coffin.

I don’t even know how I would handle these events!

Have you ever seen anyone act up at a funeral? Share the story with us in the comments!

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10 First Date Stories That Might Just Make Your Jaw Drop

Have you ever heard of a site called Whisper? It’s got ALL the secrets. And some of them are truly shocking.

The following 10 secrets from the site are all about those first dates that went… nuts. Some in a good way, some in a bad way.

But they’re all gonna make you go, “Well well well… I did not expect that.”

Actually, who knows… maybe you’ve seen it all before. But just in case you haven’t…

1. Oh, what a rebel you are.

That’s never happened in the history of first dates. Shocking!

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. Here’s a girl who knows what she likes.

Or she knows how to trap a guy with that good good. Either way, she won!

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Do you know what those guys have to deal with?

You’re both awful people. Yuck.

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. Those mushrooms lasted 8 months?

Jeezus! Got to the f**king hospital already!

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. Yeah, that’ll make somebody not notice vomit.

Laughter might be the best medicine, but it’s a horrible vomit remover.

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. So you’re boring now?

Got it. Don’t date this b**ch.

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. Do you not have an apartment?

What’s wrong with you?

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. Why do you hate people who value themselves?

Discounts are nature’s way of saying that you’re not worth the price of admission.

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Wait… how does one get violently high?

I bet they had s*x. That weird, high kind of s*x.

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10. You sound like a f**king a$$hole.

I hope this guy gets arrested one day.

Photo Credit: Whisper

Wasn’t that fun? Peeking into people’s private lives like that? I mean, I had a blast. What’s more fun than getting balls deep into somebody else’s business?

Nothing! That’s what!

Okay, time for YOU to share, if you want. Do that in the comments.

Thanks fam!

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People Dish on Their Favorite Ways to Game the System

Most people try their best to be honest and trustworthy when it matters, but listen…. when you live in a capitalist society, the little man can be a bit tired of getting taken advantage of by the Man, and well …they look for ways to take a little back.

If you’re feeling all “damn the man” today, here’s how 12 people choose to game the system.

Some actually pretty good tips here!

12. It’s not the worst strategy. Except you’re still playing Monopoly.

In Monopoly i always go aim for jail so i can make money without any risks.

11. I just call that being smart.

I took a portable x-ray machine home every night, it was mandatory. So if my dog or anyone I loved had a doggie that needed a radiograph not only was it free, it was read by a radiologist.

10. But do you have a cat?

I once got a few hundred cans of cat food that were in the 80c price range coupled with a 2$ off coupon. I got a ton of cat food free and in the range of 80 bux in groceries free since the grocery store doesn’t pay out like that with coupons.

Note, math is probably off as i don’t remember exact values. This was a few years ago.

9. This seems like risky business.

Frequented the same convenience store every morning on my way to work. About a week before I turned 20, I started telling the employees that my 21st Birthday was at the end of the week and I would be coming the buy my first legal beer.

Did this every day for a week. So at the end of the week when I got off work I went the that store, grabbed a 12 pack and the clerk said happy birthday, this ones on us. For the next year I bought beer there every weekend and never showed anyone an ID.

8. Kids, man.

I used to play Magic.

Went to a card shop in a different town while visiting my dad to pick up a couple packs. I did so, opened them, and pulled some good stuff so I decided to trade in the rates for more packs.

The employee used the store sell price to buy the cards off of me instead of their buy price.

I spent the next hour there opening packs and trading in my rates until the shift change happened and his replacement did things the right way.

I walked out with over an entire box worth minus most of the rares.

7. Sadly, most stores have a gallon limit now.

My uncle is a carpenter.

He buys gift cards to Lowe’s (home improvement store) from the grocery store, thousands of dollars’ worth at a time, and uses those to buy all his business supplies. Meanwhile the credit from buying the gift cards gets added to his grocery store loyalty card.

This is redeemable as discounted gas. Well, he also has a 500-gallon gas tank in his yard. A few times a year, he loads the back of his pickup with 50-gallon drums and uses the accumulated discount to fill them all up at a dollar-something per gallon, and then has half-price (or less) gas until the next trip in. “They set up the dominoes, I just knock ’em down,” he says.

6. That’s one way to find a bright side I guess.

I got suspended from school for a year.

The year below me had different requirements for the psychology major. Now I don’t have to take french

5. Capitalism for the win!

Back in the late 90s early 2000s we had this punk rock music store in our town. Well, record companies would send them all kinds of free sample stuff and they had a big tub at the entrance of the store where they put all the bumper stickers and album singles they got and the customers could just grab any of the stuff they want.

Well they started getting all of these N’Sync and Backstreet Boys bumper stickers and patches and posters… the store is not exactly the market for pop music.

My boyfriend and I grabbed all of the pop music stuff and sold them on eBay. Those teeny boppers wanted anything they could get their hands on. I was able to buy my first car!

4. I suppose these people talk.

Not mine but back in the early 2000s when blockbuster was trying to compete with GameStop. They were having a promo of trade in any 3 used games and get a new game for $10.

So my friend would go to GameStop and buy three madden games for dirt cheap. Less than $10 combined. He would then go to blockbuster and trade in those used games and get a new one for $10.

Eventually they caught on and he got banned from both stores.

3. Talk about winning the game.

bar down the street from me had a deal for 25oz domestic drafts for 2$. I’d order Labatt, and they would only charge me $2.

THAT’S A CANADIAN IMPORT BABY!

2. I never would have thought of this.

Short version is: cousin and I found keys to lockers on the bottom of the pool and returned them for five bucks a piece, used that money to then buy all day passes for three restaurants in the water park that we did all of this in.

Made out like f*cking bandits because we did this all day every day in the summer of 2009 or so.

Water park was called Aquatica, I spent my money on video games, he spent his on hair products

1. They weren’t prepared.

Game Stop has those promotions for 15-20% extra credit on trades, usually after E3. I took this opportunity to trade in a bunch of games, and spread them all out over the ones showcased in E3 to maximize my trade-ins.

After it’s all said and done and the transaction is complete, I’ll say “Okay, now I’d like to cancel all of those pre-orders”, and then put it toward something that wasn’t part of the promotion. Annoyed the store manager that was doing all of this, as it cost her 10 pre-orders. That’s how I got my 3DS XL.

I’m feeling some of these – so clever!

Do you have a tip to add to the list? Share it in the comments!

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People Consider All of These Things Signs of Bad Manners

Manners and propriety can seem old fashioned, but here’s the thing – some of them are outdated, and some were super specific and only applied to upper class interactions. Others, though, are just the respectful way to interact with society.

Eschewing those kind – like these 14 – shows a lack of caring about yourself, your friends and family, and anyone else you might run into on a daily basis.

14. Seriously – headphones!

People who let their kids watch annoying ass YouTube videos in public places without headphones. Pure trash.

13. I have no idea why a person would do this.

When I’m out with a friend and we meet someone they know but I don’t, and that person makes no effort to introduce themselves to me or include me in the conversation.

Like, I know I’m the designated Less Hot Friend but you don’t have to remind me of it

12. It’s so easy to throw away your trash.

Leaving their rubbish at a fast food restaurant.

Most offenders are parents who think it’s their day off or teenagers that have learned this behavior from said parents.

11. It’s just common courtesy.

People that don’t put their weights away at the gym.

God this pisses me off so much.

NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME LIFTING ROUTINE AS YOU CHAD.

I threw my back out pretty badly and the free weight machines were the only ones that didnt hurt me for some reason. Trying to lift a 20kg weight from heights above your waist with cooked spaghetti for a back is PAINFUL. I had to ask someone to help me move weights so I could use the machine once. So embarrassing.

10. And now with the one-way arrows…

When grocery shoppers leave their carts in the middle of the aisle instead of pulling over.

Come on folks… it’s not that hard!

9. Respect is earned.

People who act mean towards others for apparently no reason.

I got this friend who always talks down to younger people and I’m like “you need to gain people’s respect, don’t take it for granted”

8. It’s so simple and it goes a long way!

Not saying “Thank You” to stuff like someone holding a door open for them or a waiter/waitress refilling their drink.

Just be nice, please!

7. You’ve got to read the room.

Overstaying your welcome or inviting yourself to things. I had a friend who wouldn’t take no for an answer. Like get the hint. It’s midnight and you’ve been here all day.

I am not talking about someone who just doesn’t get hints because they are oblivious. I’m talking about someone who will make excuses and guilt trip their way into staying even after clear reminders that they need to leave soon. Or even just saying to them it’s time for them to get out.

If you don’t get hints that’s totally okay as long as you understand when someone asks you to leave.

6. That’s a good way to get a shot of saliva in your beverage.

People who click their fingers at waiting or bar staff.

5. Life doesn’t have to be a competition.

When they turn everything into a one up contest.

4. Don’t just wait to talk.

Interrupting mid sentence.

I know I’m guilty at times, it makes me feel like trash.

3. Understand when people are just doing their jobs.

Yelling at retail workers. Most recently about wearing masks or putting hand sanitizer on.

It takes little to no effort and people lose their minds over it

2. This isn’t kindergarten, folks.

Cutting!!!! In!!!!! Line!!!!!

This old lady tried to skip me in line (seemed easy for her as I was social distancing…) and I gave her “the look”, she then silently proceeds to walk over to the cashier to ask if she can cut in line…

The laughs from all of us waiting in line proceeded as she was denied via a confused “no you may not…” + a wtf look from the cashier ?

1. Any kind of grooming in public, tbh.

People who cut their nails on public transportation.

Do your grooming at home.

Don’t be like these people, y’all – consider those around you!

What would you add to this list? If something is missing, let us know in the comments!

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