People Share Things They’ve Done for Their Whole Lives but Are Still Bad At

Life sure is funny, isn’t it?

You can do something or practice something for years and years, and still be really bad at it for some reason.

It’s kind of aggravating, don’t you think?

I know I sure do! And I have so many of these things in my life that I’m not even gonna take the time to bore you with them.

But, here’s what folks on AskReddit had to say about this.

Let’s take a look.

1. Not good at socializing.

“Interacting with people.

Party? I hope there’s a dog

My best friend and his gf try and set me up with a girl? Does she find nervous guys attractive?

Meeting new people/ friends of friends or friends of gf? How does reading reddit and listening to music sound to you instead?”

2. Keep at it!

“Attempting to be more self-confident.

I’m always extremely hard on my self because I expect so much from myself. I wasn’t ever told that I was the smartest or the best, nonetheless I still expect perfection from everything I do.

It’s hard sometimes but I just keep trudging. Maybe I’ll get somewhere with it one day and just be happy with being me. That day is not yet here.

Every day is a new day though, and I try to push through all the self doubt mental roadblocks I am putting in my own way.”

3. Can’t figure it out…

“Left and Right.

I am 35 years old and have a goddamned PhD, but can’t left/right without thinking about it. North, South, East, West?

Forget it.”

4. Better fix that!

“Make pancakes.

Sounds simple enough, right? I don’t know why by I always end up burning them, getting uneven coloring, or them ending up raw in the middle.

Did I also mention I’m in culinary school?”

5. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

“Catching a ball.

You heard me, I’ve always sucked at it.

I’m not an athletic kid, but it’s still disgraceful.”

6. Sleeping problems.

“Getting out of bed.

I just can’t figure out how to do that at a reasonable time without being tired the whole day.”

7. Can’t carry a tune.

“Singing.

If you aren’t born with the ability to carry a tune, voice lessons aren’t going to help—not that I’ve had any.”

8. It’s a hard game.

“Golf. I just suck.

Had lessons, sucked. Bought better clubs, sucked.

Had more lessons, sucked.

Can hit the driver 280 yds but not necessarily in the right direction.”

9. Lost…again…

“Learning directions.

It took me 2 years to learn about different routes and passages of my university.

Honestly, I’m not sure if I know all of them because I still do get lost from time to time.”

10. Dirty dancing.

“Dancing.

I took dance classes from ages 4-12/13 and then went into theatre where I did musical theatre styled dancing and now for fun I’ll learn tiktok dances. I’ve danced my whole life and from this you’d think “she should at least have the basics down” but I really don’t.

I’m okay if you show me how to do something and I can copy it, but I’m definitely nothing special and have zero flexibility.”

11. Not athletic.

“All sports!

I am the worlds worst athlete! I have no coordination and I’m extremely clumsy. I tried a few sports growing up but I got picked on because I sucked. I always wanted to be good at at least one sport.

Hasn’t happened yet. I’m in my 50’s now so the odds aren’t great it’s ever going to happen.”

12. That’s a tough one.

“I’ve been wearing a tie for thirty years, but most mornings I have real trouble remembering how to tie one, and have to try a couple of times.

I often have to look at a diagram.”

13. Frustrating.

“Playing the piano.

I’ve been playing for over 20 years and I still can’t sight read, my theory is weak, and I’m still very much an amateur.

It’s frustrating, really.”

14. Get out the axe!

“Play guitar. I’m 25 and have played since I was 12.

I’ve never taken lessons, just picked up my dads old guitar he bought in college, and started learning songs by ear. I’m not good at structured practice, so Im nowhere near the level I should be, but I love playing and writing music.

I can’t really play with others, because I never had anyone to play with and lack the technical knowledge of how to play with others, which I’m kinda sad about.

My technique is really horrible to well trained guitarists, but it works.

I’m by no means bad. I know most chords and scales, and I can sit down and learn any song by ear. Most recently I’ve been taking on Eugene’s Trick Bag, and I have most of it down at speed on acoustic.

I can impress people who don’t play, but high level players are mortified by my self taught technique.

Its a fun hobby though, and a creative outlet, and it gets me girls. I have no intention of making it a chore.”

15. Not working.

“Talking to people.

The older I get the harder and more awkward it gets. And I don’t mean trying to hook up or anything.

Small talk and so on is just not there for me.”

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us what you’ve done for practically your whole life but you’re still bad at.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Secrets That Military Members Feel They Need to Keep From Their Loved Ones

Being in the military is very tough.

Oftentimes, you’re not the same person you were before becoming a member of the military. It changes you and you go through things that other people may not understand.

Today we’re going to meet 11 military members who reveal key secrets about themselves and their work that they simply don’t want to share with their loved ones.

Time to get interesting!

10. Such a horrible situation.

I hope you got some much needed therapy.

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9. They have programs for this now.

Nobody should suffer in silence.

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8. This is such a common thing.

People think they need to live their lives on the battlefield, but they don’t.

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7. You should really tell them.

They can help. Truly.

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6. This rarely seems like a good plan.

Get married and then leave? Who actually thought of that?

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5. Whoa dude.

You got engaged to a straight up slut.

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4. Isn’t this allowed these days?

I guess it depends on what country you belong to… hmmm…

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3. If you feel alone in most places… you probably need to talk to somebody.

This isn’t uncommon at all.

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2. It’s time to end the relationship.

You can get some amount of custody.

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1. How did you not earn it?

Isn’t that up to them, not you?

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Now that we’ve seen those confessions, what do you think about belonging to the military?

Would it be something that you’d want to do? Have you done it before?

Let us know in the comments!

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15 Times Kids Had Hilarious Names for Everyday Objects

Kids have funny ways of talking about stuff – they just describe things as they see them, and even if they’re technically wrong, somehow you’re sitting there wondering if it hasn’t been called that all along.

And these 15 kids really have hit the nail on the head.

15. Yes, I like it.

I’ll take a dozen.

14. Beautiful and morbid at the same time.

That’s my kind of girl.

13. A spooky, seasonal treat.

They are pretty scary.

12. I can get on board with that.

I’m getting more powerful by the day, people.

11. That explains why he never wanted to go in there.

I don’t like to eat in the fancy room, either.

10. $10 says she becomes a Pixar animator some day.

So evocative!

9. This is just straight up hilarious.

No one that age wants a wig!

8. It’s about to be Halloween eagle season.

So long, Pumpkin Spice. You had a good run.

7. I mean it makes sense.

You have an armpit, so….

6. This is downright adorable.

Who doesn’t love a good cowboy?

5. Would you like your tacos floppy or hard?

I like all the tacos.

4. That’s quite the turn of phrase.

A little poet, there.

3. I mean, that’s exactly what it is.

I love the parents who have now called it that forever.

2. I think I love rhinoceroses now.

As if I didn’t before.

1. I don’t care what you call them, as long as you fry them.

I will hear no arguments to the contrary.

I’m definitely adopting some of these names in our house!

What’s the funniest and most accurate name your child has ever called something? I want more adorableness in the comments!

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Funny Alternative Names Kids Had for Everyday Stuff

People say that kids are great for making us laugh, and for making us see the world through new eyes, and anyone who has heard a child “name” something can definitely tell you that’s true.

These 13 kids, you have to admit, really seem to be onto something here!

13. Eh, that’s pretty much the same thing.

Except to the penguins, I guess.

12. I mean, what else do you use it for?

Maybe ramen.

11. This sounds oddly dirty.

Unless you say it in a 2yo’s voice.

10. Aren’t boys charming?

You have to admit it’s creative.

9. That should definitely be a thing.

I love cake, I love bagels. In fact, I want one right now!

8. They’ll be ruling the place before you know it.

I hope they write screenplays together.

7. Christmas makes everything better.

And so do bagels, so.

6. A darkly apt description.

That’s all I have to say about that.

5. I mean, that is what it says on the box.

Don’t go calling Harvard yet?

4. I love it when they hatch.

Especially when they’re sweet and salty.

3. Well that’s rude.

But okay, also funny.

2. That’s what Mom says when she sees them!

This one just cracked me up.

1. Beaks are cooler than snouts.

We all know it’s true.

I’m going to use some of these, for sure!

What’s your favorite word that your family adopted after your kid got it wrong (right)? Tell us in the comments!

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People Share “Passive-Aggressive” Things That Take Life to a Whole New Level

Hi, there!

Wikipedia defines passive-aggressive behavior as “a pattern of passive hostility and an avoidance of direct communication.”

In other words, it’s when you need to go on the attack without actually confronting anyone. It’s petty, it’s sly, and if you’re just observing rather than being on the receiving end, it can be downright hilarious.

Here are ten incredible examples from the wide world of Twitter.

10. Drive on by

What in the hell kind of roadside madness is this?

9. It’s time to stop

This is an alien trying to disguise itself as an Earth sign and you can’t convince me otherwise.

8. I must confess

This is why Protestants just skipped the middle man.

7. The s**t is bananas

I don’t find this behavior appealing in the slightest.

6. The terrible twos

Psh. You call THAT a pothole?

5. Over the line

Timmy Turtle says “Use your damn eyes.”

4. High art

Is this Banksy?

3. Bed side manner

You’re in double trouble because your side is trapped against the dang wall.

2. Sick burn

You ever see something and just say to yourself “Glad I’m not in that relationship?”

1. He’s my witness

When even the robot in your pocket gets tired of trying to make you live right.

Remember, conflict is best resolved through direct and level-headed communication. But that’s also way less funny so if you’re gonna be slick, take pictures. Come on, don’t be selfish, we wanna get in on this.

Have you been the writer/receiver of any passive-aggressive nonsense lately?

Dish it out in the comments.

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Posts About What a Bummer It Is to Be an Adult

Man…being an adult kind of…really sucks…right?

You spend your entire adolescence anticipating the days when you can be out on your own and you can do what you want, when you want…and then you get there and you say to yourself…this is it?

Sure, there are some good aspects of it, but non-stop responsibilities, non-stop bills, and non-stop headaches can really get to you after a while.

And that’s when you end up crying in the fetal position on the floor once a week. I call it my “Power Hour.” It’s very refreshing, you should give it a shot.

Anyway, enjoy these funny posts about adulting and just try to do your best out there, okay?

Let’s take a look.

1. You know you do!

Or you have Home Advil and Car Advil.

2. What’s that like?

I honestly have no idea…

3. It’s a bummer, huh?

Didn’t see this coming…

4. Oh, no!

It’s never too late to try to shed those pounds.

5. You’re an ADULT.

Does this describe you?

6. I don’t think you’re doing anything wrong.

I’m just being honest…

7. Wouldn’t that be nice?

I don’t think it’s gonna happen, but still…

8. What kind of drugs are we talking about?

I got the good stuff! The Prilosec!

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9. My money went up in flames.

That didn’t last very long.

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10. Ummmm…I’m not doing those things.

But maybe someday?

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11. Where did all of it go?

I don’t know what to say anymore…

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12. You’re telling me.

Especially the pants part…

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13. Oh, sh*t…forgot about that.

This is always the worst.

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Now we’d like to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, tell us how you’re holding up and let us know how this whole “adulting” thing is working out for you.

Hang in there! We’re all gonna be okay!

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Cat Posts That We Think You’re Gonna Love!

There’s only one way to say this: you NEED to see these cat posts.

We don’t want to hear any arguments. We don’t want to hear any sassy backtalk. We’re just demanding that you (and probably your friends and family) look at these posts about cats.

Because they are hilarious, delightful, and totally wholesome! And who doesn’t need a little bit of that in their lives right now, ya know?

So sit back, relax for a few minutes, and enjoy these stellar posts about those hilarious and strange animals that we share our lives with.

Let’s check it out!

1. Happy birthday, Meatball!

20-years-old and still going strong.

My sweet old Meatball celebrated a milestone birthday today ❤ from aww

2. Part of the family now.

I love seeing this!

Adopted a kitten, it seems he’s fitting in just fine. Or maybe a little too well ? from cats

3. You must watch this video.

And you’ll probably watch it over and over.

4. Oh, really?

He changed his tune on this one.

2 months ago: “we absolutely are not getting a cat.” Now:[REPOST] from cats

5. Hangin’ on tight.

Best friends forever.

the only boy who likes being around me this much from cats

6. This is incredible.

They can see you FROM SPACE.

7. No, we all feel that way.

They sure are adorable.

Is it just me or are cat paws like the cutest thing? from cats

8. That’s a lot of toes!

And that’s a good-looking cat!

Our cat, waffles. Total 25 toes. from cats

9. They’ve captured my heart.

Well, this is adorable.

I got the cutest photo of these two foster babies several weeks ago. from aww

10. What are you doing up there?

Well, since you’re here…

11. I would like to play with this cat.

I can say that with confidence.

12. Oh…there you are…

Anything else I can get for you?

13. I needed to see this! I did!

And I thank you for it!

Now we want to hear from all you wonderful folks out there!

In the comments, share a photo of your cat and tell us a little bit about them!

We can’t wait to meet these amazing felines! (And we’re sure that you’re amazing, too…).

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Employees

I love Trader Joe’s. But, I have to admit that I don’t go nearly as much as I should. The nearest one to me isn’t very far at all, but it’s in a sort of weird complex and the parking there is a total nightmare.

I wanted to go about a week ago, but because of the pandemic they’re only letting a certain number of shoppers in at a time and when I drove by, the line to get inside was all the way around the block. Who has time for that?

Not this guy! But I’ll be back…oh, I’ll be back…

Enjoy these tweets!

1. It tends to get very emotional in there.

Meet your new therapist!

2. I’m still waiting!

This is totally on point.

3. That was a bad date…

Sorry about that…

4. I need to see them again!

And maybe get their number?

5. That’ll show him!

Everyone is in love with their cashiers.

6. They are very delightful people.

Why can’t I be like that…?

7. Yeah, that can get kind of ugly.

Well, what are you gonna do, right?

8. I need you in my life!

And I want you at my wedding!

9. It happens every time!

You know it and I know it.

10. That is HOT.

I bet you woke up covered in sweat.

11. Hahaha. You know this would happen.

The robber got bag-shamed.

12. Decisions, decisions…

This is always a tough choice.

Anyway, the point is that Trader Joe’s is pretty awesome and it has a sort of cult following not only because of the good deals and good products, but because the employees make you feel so welcome and are some of the friendliest folks around.

Have you ever had a bad experience with a Trader Joe’s employee? Especially in the check-out line? Are you a Trader Joe’s fan? Or maybe you’re even a Trader Joe’s FANATIC?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you love so much about this one-of-a-kind grocery store.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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A Woman Saw Her Dog’s Face in the Sky and Others Shared Signs They’ve Received From Pets Who Passed Away

I know I’m going to cry by the time I get to the end of these photos

Losing a pet is so tough and after they’re gone, you see little things that remind you of them everywhere you look.

And then there are people who see signs that they truly believe are messages from their late pets, letting them know that they are okay now that they’ve crossed over that Rainbow Bridge.

A Twitter user shared a sad and powerful story about a sign that she saw from her dog who had passed away.

Here are some other moving posts that people shared about signs they received from their beloved pets.

1. A good boy.

Sending you love.

2. He loved you.

And that was his way of telling you.

3. I see you up there.

Watching over you.

4. Teddy bear.

This is great.

5. That’s George.

He looks like a very wise dog.

6. I don’t think he’s blind.

She could see you.

7. A shooting star.

A definite sign.

8. RIP to your baby.

Sending you a message.

9. Missing Fluffy.

A great pooch.

10. Up in the clouds.

I see you up there!

11. Crazy beard and all.

That was him.

12. In a better place.

But just saying hello.

Do you think that you’ve ever seen a sign from a pet who has passed away?

If so, please tell us the story in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Who Forgot Words and Came up With Hilarious Alternatives

Was that a brain freeze? What the hell just happened?

Do you ever have those moments where you just can’t remember what something is called? And you don’t think you’d be able to come up with the word (or words) even if your life depended on it?

It hits all of us differently, but I think we can safely say that it definitely hits all of us sometimes. I guess it’s just our brain telling us that we need to take a break. Or a nap. Or a two-week vacation.

Whatever the case, I think we can agree that it is always FUNNY when this happens.

So let’s check out some funny tweets from folks who had to come up with new words because they just couldn’t seem to summon up the right ones.

Enjoy!

1. Finger necklace.

I love the second one, too!

2. It all worked out.

Maybe it should be renamed?

3. Flat beef.

Yeah…that’s what I meant.

4. You’re gasping.

In a good way!

5. That is very cute.

And it makes sense to me.

6. Ouch! Double whammy!

Well, he was just doing his best.

7. An umbrella?

Yes! One of those!

8. I’d like a REALLY wet salad.

And by that, I mean soup.

9. You had baby brain.

We’ll forgive you.

10. At least it sounded good.

They were impressed. Maybe…

11. I’m hungry, I’m hungry, I’m hungry for sleep.

Sing this to yourself in the tune of “Burnin’ for You.”

12. I like it!

And I’m gonna start using it!

Does this ever happen to you?

Where you can’t remember a pretty common word or phrase?

If so, please share your funny stories with us in the comments.

Thanks!

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