When we say these tweets are killer, we don’t want to scare you.

We actually just want to let you know how cool and funny they are!

We’re trying to be hip like the kids out there, so we thought using that term would impress you.

Did it work…?

I knew it would!

Dig into these killer tweets, brah…and I’ll catch you on the flip side.

1. I always knew there was something off about him.

And now we have the proof, don’t we…?

BREAKING: Thomas the Tank Engine is a body shaming bastard pic.twitter.com/7i9bOrOBAj

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) March 6, 2016

2. I wish this would happen with my phone.

And don’t call me Shirley!

I put my phone in Airplane mode and now Leslie Nielsen won't leave until I promise to stop calling him Shirley

— kim (@KimmyMonte) March 7, 2016

3. Time to move along, partner.

Your coworker seems like a blast!

[break room]

coworker: what's for lunch?

me: [eating] food, generally

cw: no, I mean what are you having?

me: an unwanted conversation

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) March 4, 2016

4. Thank God for guinea pigs.

What would we do without them?!?!

[creation]
GOD: You all have a divine purpose
HORSE: I will plow man's field
COW: I will give man milk
GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo

— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 5, 2016

5. I see what you did there!

Good one!

"Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see?"

-Biggie's optometrist

— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 10, 2012

6. Load up the white sauce.

This guy is obviously much classier than the rest of us.

cheers to my favorite guy of the day, who just called sour cream "white sauce" pic.twitter.com/GDbeDbSEpv

— the goat of all time (@bobby) March 9, 2016

7. I think you misunderstood him.

That really didn’t end well…

i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it

— KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead) July 10, 2013

8. Gee, thanks Dad!

Seems to be a lot of this going around…

dad: son, it's time i gave you something that has been passed down in our family through several generations *gives me alcoholism*

— 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 (@ChrisScarlette) February 26, 2016

9. Not a pretty picture.

Hey, at least you’re getting some action.

What she sees vs what I see pic.twitter.com/9qML6QknW9

— abel (@deepfriedboi) November 3, 2019

10. I bet that impressed her.

I’m gonna have to start using this one.

(to my date after each preview at a movie) the actual film will be much longer than that

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 2, 2016

11. I’m all for this idea!

And it can’t be the same book 12 times!

As the world gets dumber, I can't help but think Pizza Hut should give a personal pan pizza to every adult who reads 12 books over the summer.

— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) July 10, 2019

12. I’m looking forward to doing this over the summer.

It’s good exercise!

me chasing after the ice cream truck pic.twitter.com/uFh6F3ad7x

— batkaren (@batkaren) May 1, 2016

Now it’s your turn, amigos.

In the comments, please share some tweets you’ve enjoyed lately that you think would be right up our alley.

Or some memes, photos, or jokes!

We thank you in advance for your contributions!

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I think we’re friends, right?

I feel like we’ve been doing this long enough with each other that we can be honest.

And I have to level with you: these tweets are EXCELLENT.

They’re funny, witty, and I might even go so far as to call them truly magical. Yes, I went there. Because I mean it, FRIEND.

Enjoy these funny tweets! And, now that we’ve made our friendship official, do you think I can borrow $20? I’ll pay you back very, very soon…

1. There’s a standard for that.

You weren’t aware of this?

I'm sorry the what now pic.twitter.com/OpxK1FKiZY

— pie be you're pie (@goodhairperson) July 16, 2019

2. Well, I’m here…what now?

Have fun down there!

Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?

— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019

3. This doesn’t feel like a victory.

Time to move on to Zima.

when u got a promotion at work but the chardonnay is subpar & your marriage is slowly crumbling pic.twitter.com/Rwo8cuwURt

— lil jon lovitz, the "poster's poster" (@liljonlovitz) April 28, 2016

4. They ruined it for all of us.

Gee, thanks a lot…

FIRST PERSON TO GET A CAT: haha this thing is an asshole I’m gonna keep it

— tater tot bros (@thetits) May 3, 2016

5. You can never go back to that office ever again.

You realize that, don’t you?

MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED

— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017

6. This could be the beginning of an awesome revenge movie.

He’s back for vengeance!

wheres my fuckin son pic.twitter.com/QM2nh5AYKs

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 9, 2019

7. That really is very helpful.

Oh good, we can leave now!

I like it when they put 'the end' after a movie, so that you know not to stay sat in your seat for the rest of your life.

— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) May 2, 2016

8. Yeah, me too…

Let’s get this thing over with.

i'm whichever meyers briggs type loses interest in finishing the test halfway

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 1, 2019

9. Ouch. This one hurts.

Blanche, you forgot to pay the electric bill again!

The Golden Girls is the most relatable TV show for a millenial, as I too will be renting with several roommates until I'm 80

— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) April 30, 2019

10. They are all together in Heaven.

And they’re still all stained with spaghetti.

Wherever all my Tupperware lids are, I truly hope that they are happy

— Samantha (@ItsSamG) May 1, 2019

11. That really isn’t cool!

But…how did they know…?

Owned by my boarding pass pic.twitter.com/3RWiWogPWL

— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 3, 2019

Have you seen any tweets lately that you really loved? Ones that really made you laugh your *ss off?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments.

We also accept funny memes, jokes, and photos as well!

Thanks in advance!

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I need to blow off some steam right about now!

I have all this pent-up energy inside of me and I’m about to explode!

You know what I’m saying?!?!

I think you do, because you clicked on this link, brothers and sisters!

So what do you say we laugh at these hysterical tweets and in the process of that laughter, we’ll blow off the necessary steam to calm us down again.

Cool?

Okay, let’s go!

1. This child is out of control.

And you should be scared…

my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”

— CeciATL (@CeciATL) January 28, 2021

2. I think you’re right about this one.

Those years didn’t age very well, did they?

if the pandemic hit in 2007 this is what our memes would look like pic.twitter.com/axwQusiZ5t

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) February 3, 2021

3. Just stop saying that!

We’ve all had enough!

Guys will say stuff like “brewskis” then get mad when ur a huge bitch

— helena (@freshhel) February 4, 2021

4. Seriously, how about a yo-yo or something…?

Or some other kind of toy?

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

— mariana Z (@mariana057) January 30, 2021

5. He has all he needs.

This will never change, by the way.

my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed pic.twitter.com/dopdoVuPw0

— hanny styles (@hannystyles69) January 31, 2021

6. We need that, at least!

You know you love it!

i can’t wait for toxic positivity to end and for us all to admit that gossiping is delightful

— Rachel Charlene (@RachelCharleneL) February 3, 2021

7. Why is online class so terrible?

It just is!

me watching me watching
a 45 min class a 6 hours stream pic.twitter.com/fbuEZ53HCM

— gab (@BLURRYCORPSE) February 1, 2021

8. That didn’t go very well.

Let’s try that again tomorrow.

my subconscious brain meeting my conscious brain every morning pic.twitter.com/HQP4cJQ5G2

— suki (@desukidesu) February 4, 2021

9. I think I would be scared, frankly.

Let’s hope it doesn’t happen.

what if one day you woke up and your tea kettle moaned instead of whistled

— E (@ellisadaydreams) February 4, 2021

10. You’re right about this!

It is exciting!

I like it when a friend asks me for my address. It’s usually because they’re sending me a gift, but sometimes I’m like, what if they’re sick of my shit and coming to kill me? It’s exciting either way.

— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) February 4, 2021

11. Whatever you need, I can do it.

Go ahead, start listing items!

interviewer: and what can you bring to the table?

me: [looking around] probably anything in here, really. i'm pretty strong

— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) February 4, 2021

12. This is really great advice.

Actually, no it’s not. Never mind…

don’t put off until tomorrow what you could do today: put it off until three months from now when it’s hanging over you like a dark, heavy shadow

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) February 2, 2021

Now we’d like to see what you have up your sleeves.

In the comments, share some hilarious stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately that made you laugh.

We want funny tweets, memes, jokes, photos, etc.

Let’s see who can make us laugh the hardest! Start now!

The post Blow off Some Steam With Funny Tweets appeared first on UberFacts.

I really need a laugh right about now.

And I need it in a MAJOR way.

Hey, can you blame me?

The world’s kind of a mess right now! A pandemic, psychos in government positions, the list goes on and on.

Get off my back, would you!

Sorry for that outburst, I just really want to LOL…and these memes did it in a major way.

Let’s all laugh TOGETHER, my friends and colleagues. I think we could all use it…

1. Don’t be happy, worry.

Truer words have never been spoken…

"Don't be happy, worry," is my personal motto honestly pic.twitter.com/C3eq4WdIeD

— katy wellhousen (@KatyWellhousen) April 10, 2017

2. Uh oh…this is gonna get ugly…

Do you think she’ll crack the case?

Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my man’s pillow pic.twitter.com/xvWOMUwhOu

— Thando (@xthandiex) January 4, 2020

3. Wow. This is pretty dark.

All hail the Frog Kings!

Frog Fact: frogs have existed since time immemorial and therefore predate original sin, meaning they have no need to celebrate Easter as Christ’s death means nothing to them.

— Ludwig’s Holy Babe (@oldwitchsring) December 26, 2019

4. Oh, Dad, don’t be silly!

It was just a filthy one night stand, that’s all!

My dad saw a condom wrapper on my floor and freaked out saying he didn’t know I had a boyfriend, but I assured him that condom was from a guy I met once & will never see again.

— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) December 27, 2019

5. We have to work together on this!

It’s of the utmost importance…

People say committees don’t work but that’s bc they haven’t seen a group of women gather to help one person draft & send a risky text

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 15, 2019

6. I’m good, I was actually just there.

Come to think of it, I’m still there.

going to rock bottom do you guys need anything

— dirt prince (@pant_leg) April 22, 2019

7. The law of the giants.

Does this apply to you?

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 24, 2019

8. This is kind of terrifying.

That staircase is really something else…

picture one is what happens when you play jumanji and the vines appear https://t.co/7YaPWdiAOW

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 3, 2020

9. He sounds like a smart guy!

Okay, on to the next subject.

him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7

me: before rush hour, smart move

— jo (@whatsJo) January 20, 2020

10. They get to do whatever they want…

That is kind of weird, huh?

Kinda bullshit that peacocks get to be the one animal not in a cage at the zoo. Like when was the moment they proved themselves

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) January 22, 2020

11. Never a good idea to get down at a Buffett concert…

Parrotheads are notoriously promiscuous.

Coronavirus sounds like something you get having sex at a Jimmy Buffet concert.

— Lauren Vino (@LaurenVino) January 23, 2020

Now we want you to make us LOL.

In the comments, please share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately

We want memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc.

Thanks a lot!

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