16 Times Tumblr Just Couldn’t Let ‘Twilight’ Fade Away

Twilight was a huge success as a series of books, then movies, might baffle some, but for fans, the stories (no matter how cheesy or badly translated to film) will always hold a special place on the shelf in our hearts.

Which is why, I guess, the questions and thoughts about the stories continue to regularly show up on Tumblr.

I gotta say…I’m not mad.

16. Stupid teenagers finally got their day in the sun.

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15. This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

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14. One more reason to despise this scene.

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13. The accuracy, it burns.

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12. Okay but the soundtrack is really good.

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11. It doesn’t make for great cinema but she’s not wrong.

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10. I just want to make sure I’m not the only person who knows she’s a Mormon.

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9. Now THIS is the Twilight fan fiction we all deserved.

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8. This is one of the better written scenes in the film imho.

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7. I’ll take weird coincidences for $500, Alex.

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6. She could have at least googled “how do I know if I’m dating a vampire,” right?

https://youngstero.tumblr.com/post/94110735627/the-funniest-thing-in-twilight-is-when-bella

5. Anyone who was Team Jacob reading the books is some kind of alien idk.

https://poppunklegs.tumblr.com/post/177036031630/cockmcstuffins-bella-was-lucky-she-didnt-have-a

4. If this is true he’s definitely the hero we all needed.

https://undereyelouisvuittons.tumblr.com/post/83007015947

3. Yep definitely going to have to click on that.

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2. Why would you want to, though?

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1. Like yeah, sure, let’s go with that.

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Do I think Twilight is great fiction? No. Are the movies even worse? Yes. Did I read all 4 books in 3 days?

Yes. Yes I did.

Let me know if you did, too!

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A Pizza Delivery Girl Shared Some of Her Most Memorable and Disturbing Customers

Pizza delivery people probably have all kinds of good stories – hopefully not of the gross or scary variety, though I’m sure those aren’t terribly uncommon.

You’re sort of let into people’s lives – or at least their front doors – on a regular basis, and as anyone who has ever worked in customer service can tell you, people consistently provide something to talk about (whether they mean to or not).

This pizza delivery girl keeps a list of her best (?) encounters on her phone, and I submit to you that they are 100% worth reading.

17. There is definitely more to this story.

 An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pearl-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, if I could load it for her (I didn’t).

16. Just because you’re a pizza delivery person you smoke weed?

Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh)

15. Props to this girl for being a way better sport than I ever would be.

A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us.

He did the duck lips thing in every shot.

14. People actually do this in real life?

A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks + sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door.

Multiple knockings were of no avail.

13. What on earth is wrong with some people?

A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I’m female.

She proceeded to snatch my driver’s license out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me.

12. I have a lot of questions for such a short entry.

A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash.

11. Yeah, no, that’s not happening.

A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door.

He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was “obstructing the mail system” and demanded my social security number so he could “report me to the proper authorities”.

10. That’s not exactly how I would expect someone to treat his daughter.

A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the “spitting image” of his deceased daughter.

9. Old people can be such sweethearts.

An elderly man who wrote “FUCK OFF” as his signature on a credit receipt.

8. The real question is how did she not puke?

 A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose.

He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt.

7. You’ve gotta love the smell of judgement with your pizza.

A woman who slipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoo removal clinic, explaining “In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be.”

6. I hope she at least educated them on why Bud Light is a terrible choice.

A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them.

5. Where do some people get off, I swear. If you don’t have the cash, don’t order your pizza.

A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote “get a real car” in the tip portion of my credit receipt.

4. I honestly hope he found someone to talk to.

A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he “works so hard”.

He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldn’t do anything.

3. I really don’t know what to say about this, but that guy…might need to find away to unwind.

A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote “0.00” in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me.

It said “pizza tip” in the “For” section.

2. People just don’t want to commit to the part anymore.

At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice.

1. I would have stayed and partied with them, for sure.

A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots.

They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them.

I don’t know if I could do the job, but God bless food delivery people. I might not ever eat, otherwise.

Could you do it? How would you have handled some of these people? Let us know in the comments!

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12 Photos That Show Why Texas and Los Angeles Are Two Separate Worlds

Texas is definitely its own world, but, truth be told, Los Angeles has its own quirks, too.

Even though they’re each unique, the two places are like night and day – a fact that these 12 images should 100% solidify in your mind.

12. This picture could have been taken anywhere in the Midwest, but yeah. Not in L.A.

It really do be like this from texas

11. There’s a LOT of space in between those places.

The 5 horsemen of the apocalypse from texas

10. L.A. gas stations bring you high prices and dirty bathrooms…

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9. While in Texas, you feel like you’re pulling into a five-star gas-pumping resort.

8. Fashion in LA is meant to make a person really think…

Average day at 7th Street Metro station from LosAngeles

7. But the clothes in TX can make you think, too…even if they didn’t do it on purpose.

Day 1 in Texas and I saw this. I am not disappointed from texas

6. L.A. poppies are to die for…

This one is actually in LA County. The poppies in the Antelope Valley Poppy Reserve are starting to wake up. from LosAngeles

5. But the bluebonnets in Texas are a way of life.

My Field Of Bluebonnets from texas

4. The traffic in L.A. drives people to comment constantly via license plate.

Saw this absolute hero on the freeway this morning. from LosAngeles

3. And Texas just inspires people in general.

New license plates, y’all! from texas

2. Maybe you’d see this on a movie set in L.A….if the movie was about Texas.

Just a horse in the Sonic drive through from pics

1. I mean idk I’ve seen too much roadkill in Texas to believe people slow down for hares.

This friendly hare decided to escort us for a couple of miles in this dark country road around Carta Valley, TX from texas

I’ve just saved you a visit, haven’t I?

Unless you haven’t visited In N Out…or Whataburger. Then, definitely pop by.

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10 Facts That Just Might Send You Down a Long Rabbit Hole

There’s almost nothing more exciting than learning about new subjects and then doing a DEEEEP dive into them. It could be history, science, sports, pop culture, politics, etc.

It’s all fair game! And with the Internet, we literally have all the information in the world at our fingertips. That’s why Wikipedia was invented, right? So don’t waste that special opportunity!

Here are 10 facts that might pique your interest and send you down a path of new knowledge.

1. Now, that’s loud!

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2. Trailblazers

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3. Do you have this condition?

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4. Public Enemy #1

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5. Grimalkin

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6. Good use of resources

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7. Give it a shot!

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8. This is so bizarre

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9. Super Women

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10. Yes! Books rule!

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What do you think? You a little more motivated to learn about some new topics after looking over those facts?

I know I am!

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15 Stunning Gardens Around the World You Might Want to Visit

If you’re a garden lover, take note of these spots. Like to take long strolls through acres of plants in absolute silence? My personal favorite place to do this is at the Ringling Museum in Sarasota, Florida. The grounds are so spectacular that I can literally spend hours there just walking around.

Here are 15 gardens around the world that you might want to seek out if you happen to be in the neighborhood.

1. Jardin Majorelle — Marrakech, Morocco

2. Allan Gardens Conservatory — Toronto, Canada

3. The Ruth Bancroft Garden — Walnut Creek, California

4. Longwood Gardens — Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

5. The Garden of Cosmic Speculation — Dumfries, Scotland

6. Jardim Botânico — Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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7. Jardín Etnobotánico de Oaxaca — Oaxaca, Mexico

8. Le Château de Villandry — Loire Valley, France

9. Hortus Botanicus — Amsterdam, The Netherlands

10. The Butchart Gardens — British Columbia, Canada

11. Lotusland — Santa Barbara, California

12. Arctic-Alpine Botanic Garden — Tromsø, Norway

13. The New York Botanical Garden — New York City

14. Kenroku-en — Kanazawa, Japan

15. Les Jardins de Marqueyssac — Dordogne, France

Those places all look pretty spectacular, don’t they?

Do you have a favorite garden that didn’t make the list? Share in the comments!

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15 Teachers Recall the Most Obvious Crush a Student Ever Had

These 15 teachers had no trouble telling when these students were crushing, and though the instances range from sweet to awkward, they all have one thing in common – it definitely wasn’t a secret.

15. Points for creativity but I doubt the police would consider them a get out of jail free.

Working as a substitute teacher, i had a sixth grader hand in a poem that went: “Roses are red, violets are Blue I am single, how about you?”

She also worked her phone number into another poem she handed in.

14. I’m going to go ahead and cringe for everyone reading this.

Not a teacher, but this one girl had such a blatantly huge crush on my film studies teacher when we were 15/16 – she herself was mixed-race and would ask the poor guy if he “preferred white chocolate, dark chocolate or caaaaaramelwinkyface” safe to say that was awkward for everyone present in the room

13. There’s never a wrong time to quote Mary Poppins.

Back when I was teaching preschool. Three-year-olds don’t do subtle. He always wanted to hold my hand when we went on walks, to sit next to me at circle time, and just to look at me with puppy eyes. It was adorable, but at the same time it was a relief when he grew out of it.

Years later, I was teaching an all-boy class at a vocational high school and was lucky enough to get a bright new teacher on a Comenius exchange to co-teach the class with me. She was also quite attractive and the boys…. reacted. Since it was an English language class, I got a kick out of doing my best Mary Poppins impression: “Close your mouth, please, we are not a codfish.”

12. Is it just me, or does this sound like potentially dangerous behavior?

I teach at a local university and I’ve had a few including one who used to sketch me during class, one who tried to put his arm around me, etc. The most obvious and persistent was a student who used to follow me after class every day, show up at my office “just to talk,” and spent all of his time attempting to look down my shirt. He ended up dropping out of college halfway through the semester.

11. If that’s not a perfect history teacher response, I don’t know what is!

I’m not a teacher, but I do have a story of when I was a HS student. It was my senior year and I had a crush on this young history teacher. he would come on model un trips with us as a chaperone so he knew who I was. It was my birthday and he heard from a different teacher across the hall. He said “happy birthday” to me, and my response was “thanks, I’m 18.” I blurted it out very quickly and realized literally the second it left my mouth how inappropriate it was. His response, “well you can vote now!”

10. Now that kid has all of our hearts, let’s be honest.

I had a student who had a rough life. Mom pretty much abandoned him,and grandma was raising him by pawning him off to family on the weekends. I knew he was going to have a rough life if someone didn’t step in and let him know he mattered. He asked me one day how I would know if someone loved me. I jokingly replied that that person would bring me coffee in the morning. A few days later he came into the gym with a huge smile and a cup of gas station coffee. He walked right up and handed it to me along with a bag of creamers and sugars. He said he didn’t know how I liked my coffee so he grabbed one of each. He saved his allowance, and asked his grandma to leave for school early so he could stop by the gas station. The next year he brought me a coffee mug so I could remember him when I drank my morning coffee. That kid will always have my heart.

9. I have no idea how teachers handle social media these days.

In the days of msn, I got a chat invite from someone who had the same last name as me. I assumed it was a relation, but they didn’t say anything and so I left for a bit to eat. I came back and saw a couple more people had been added to the chat and saw they’d been talking about me. I realised they were students because they referred to me as ‘Miss –‘. They were teasing one of the others for his crush on me and he was defending my ‘massive ass’ as ‘hot’.

8. Props to that guy for keeping his private life so totally under wraps for 4 years.

I had a crush on my teacher in high school. After I graduated, I asked him out to lunch with my best friend and me. He agreed. We met up a few days later and he walked in… with his husband. That was a rough day for me.

7. Well, that was a quick turnaround, but props for logic and math abilities.

I had a kid ask me to marry him the other day. Then he proceeded to say I would be way to old for him by the time he was old enough to get married.

6. He had that followup ready to go!

I had a student ask me if I was married….yes. This was followed by, “but are you happily married?” I started teaching way too young.

Edit: Appreciate the silver and gold! I’m glad to have amused y’all with my awkward moment.

5. That’s definitely hard to hide, right guys?

When I was playing Hamlet in the school play, and the girl playing Ophelia got stage fright at the last minute, so the drama teacher had to costume up and sub in for her, on her knees in a low-cut bodice, hanging onto my leg, and screaming, “Oh, help him, you sweet heavens!”.

I got a boner in front of 500 people.

4. You might be easily forgotten, but you might not. First loves are tricky!

I taught Pre-K and one student always wanted to he around me and would pretend to slip up and call me mom. He saw my phone had a screensaver of me and my at the time boyfriend and he got all mad and said I should break up with him lol. Kids are adorable, I doubt he’ll remember me in a few years

3. That’s such a tough situation to handle.

I was a special needs teacher. There was zero subtlety. One student would constantly try to lift up my skirt.

2. Toxic masculinity rears its ugly head again.

I teach at a university and students ask me out. I had a student once ask me out in front of the class while I was teaching, but I think it was more a power move than anything else.

Edit: Bonus story! I teach a sexuality class and a student brought up negging. I asked the class for a definition and one dude goes, “you’re pretty for a sociologist.” The entire class was horrified that he had negged me.

1. Ah, the sweet innocence of little children.

I taught preschool and the owners grandson would tell everyone we were going to get married once he was done with first grade. He even gave me mittens with hearts on them because hearts are for love.
He’s in middle school now and doesn’t remember me. ??‍♀️

Just one more reason teachers are saints because I’m not sure I could be so consistently gracious.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Did they know about it? Tell us what happened in the comments!

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10 People Who Prove There Is No Act of Kindness Too Small

Acts of kindness can come in many shapes and forms: holding open a door, to saying good morning to a stranger, or leaving a huge tip for a waiter having a bad day. These folks have gone above and beyond in their quest to spread kindness, and let’s all just give them a hand.

It’s so nice to hear about people being nice, right?

10. This guy who changed a tire for a stranded woman.

9. This gal who left a $200 tip to support a waiter in time of need.

8. A stranger who paid for this lady’s breakfast to get her on her way.

7. Someone offered this man a new set of tennis shoes.

6. The substitute teacher who left a complimentary note to a principal.

5. This guy who used Venmo to send free coffee to a friend.

4. This cute note from a mom who made her daughter smile.

3. This guy who swapped airline seats with a first time flyer

2. The animal lover who helped pay for this dog’s surgery.

1. The apartment tenant who left little notes of inspiration and kindness all around the building.

Hope these made your day because they sure improved mine!

And if you ever met someone who did something kind for you that you’d like to share, put it in the comments!

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A Photographer Takes Pics of People After 1, 2, and 3 Glasses of Wine

How would you look after 3 glasses of wine?

Marcos Alberti is a photographer whose project called “3 Glasses” has a very specific purpose. He photographs people after they’ve had 0, 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine and the results are pretty telling.

Kick back with a glass of vino and check out these photos.

1. Tipsy

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2. DRUNK

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3. Three deep

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4. Goofin’ off

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5. She might have a secret

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6. Embarrassed

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7. Put your hair up

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8. Looks happy

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9. LOLing

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10. Maybe not much of a difference?

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Do you wonder what you might look like after 3 glasses of wine? I know I do…

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20 Workplace Memes That Might Look Familiar to You

You’re going to be working for many, many, many, many years, so you might as well have a laugh once in a while.

Because the whole thing can be a little ridiculous, don’t you think?

1. That’s true

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2. Not a chance

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3. It really does…

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4. Something to look forward to

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5. No thank you

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6. Living her best life

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7. Did she get the job?

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8. Do not approach me

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9. Deal with it

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10. F it

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11. Grizzled veteran

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12. Performance reviews

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13. Need a new identity

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14. Dummies

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15. That’s why

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16. All day, on repeat

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17. A fine line

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18. A morning ritual

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19. I don’t think so

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20. That’s it!

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You’ve had your bit of fun, now back to the grind!

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Funny Husband Gets Creative Texting His Lady Supposedly ‘Hot’ Photos

Being online as a woman can get really old, really fast. Everyone wants something, and if they don’t want something from you, then they want to send something to you. And absolutely none of that business is attractive or appealing.

If you’re wearying of those unwanted pics from men (you know the ones) or requests for images you definitely don’t have the right lighting (or maturity level) to even think about sending, well…you and your significant other might want to start taking notes from Michael Oonk. Cause he’s got this all figured out in a way that we think will satisfy everyone.

How to send sexy pictures to your lady.

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He took some “enticing” pictures for his girlfriend, and you know…they prove that it is possible for men to understand women!

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Foreplay? 

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The internet prefers to call it choreplay.

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He’s vaccuuming, he’s doing the dishes…

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Boyfriends everywhere should be taking notes!

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If they were, there would be a lot more sexy evenings in the cards, let me tell you. Cause when the chores are done and the house is both clean and tidy, well…

At that point there’s basically nothing else to do aside from getting down and dirty.

Just not too dirty – don’t want to mess up all those sparkling surfaces!

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