I snore like a madman…but I also can’t stand snorers.
Am I a hypocrite? Absolutely.
Am I a terrible person. Maybe…
Either way, these tweets might look familiar if you live your life with a snorer.
1. Fitbit on overload.
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
2. I can’t live like this.
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
— oll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
3. So in love.
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
–married pillow talk
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
4. Pushed to the edge.
Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME— A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
5. The honeymoon is over.
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
6. You can at least do that.
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
7. A construction zone.
I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-
— Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017
8. Don’t do it, okay?
When your hubby falls asleep first & snores so loud you want to suffocate him w/ a pillow. #momlife #wifelife #nosleep #snoring
— Kathleen Gullette (@KatSusanne1982) March 2, 2017
9. That would be me.
“Me? I don’t snore.” – every person who snores for 7 hours a night
— George Balekji NBC15 (@GeorgeBalekji) March 17, 2017
10. She needs help NOW.
When your husband snores the majority of the night…#sendhelp #snoring #wifeproblems pic.twitter.com/IGb8ZsMMEd
— Jamie Stephens (@oujamie) March 7, 2017
11. What’s your weapon of choice?
[elbows loudly snoring hubs]
Hey, you're snoring.
H: I'm not even sleeping!
M:
H: [snores again]
M: {fluffs sleep aid/murder weapon}
— CJ (@BrassBallsCJ) March 13, 2017
12. Livin’ on a prayer.
When you're pinning all your hopes for a good night's sleep on the life of the battery in your noise cancelling headphones #snoring #Bose pic.twitter.com/cJNMOZCwPA
— Holly Cook (@holly_louisec) February 25, 2017
I’m gonna work on my snoring, I promise!
In the meantime, everybody hang in there if you live with a snorer…
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