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Funny Tweets About the Ridiculousness of Office Holiday Parties

Working in an office can be soul-sucking, but there’s always one cool, positive thing on the horizon…the office holiday party.

They usually spin wildly out of control, and you never know what’s gonna happen on that night.

Will Bob from Accounting take off his pants again? Will Judy from Shipping and Receiving spike the eggnog? Will there be any fistfights between different departments?

You just never know!!!

1. That’s never a good thing to hear.

2. We survived…somehow.

3. Prepare yourself.

4. All by yourself.

5. Nice one!

6. Where’d this come from?

7. A perfectly fine excuse.

8. So…

9. Must’ve been one hell of a cake.

10. Standing ovation.

11. Misread the vibe on this one.

12. These are delicious!

13. Much better than a bonus, right?

14. Here we go…

15. Don’t do it!

Have you had any hilarious/ridiculous/amazing/crazy experiences at holiday parties at work?

Share your wild tales in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About the Temptation of Christmas Cookies

The Christmas season comes with a lot of familiar traditions: parties, gifts, travel, holiday movies and music…and cookies…LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

I think we’re all going to be dreaming of sprinkles for the next three months because we’re cramming so many of these babies in our mouths right now…

Let’s take a look at the tweets.

1. That’s why.

2. A perfect plan.

3. A precarious game.

4. It’s gonna get ugly.

5. You do you.

6. Good job!

7. No self-control.

8. Why am I doing this?

9. Santa’s in for a surprise.

10. Explain that one.

11. You ARE an all star!

12. They’re long gone.

13. A long process.

14. You must finish the job.

15. Tips from Mom.

Do you tend to go overboard on the cookies around this time of year?

Don’t feel bad about it! We do it, too!

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Check out These Hilarious Tweets About Christmas Wish Lists

It’s time to double-check those Christmas wish lists your kiddos gave you so you can make sure they have the best holiday ever…or at least until they present you with next year’s list…

Let’s take a deep dive into some hilarious Christmas lists from kids who will hopefully get everything they asked for this year…

1. “Fake head that is not alive.”

2. That’s a lot!

3. I want a scary ghost, too.

4. This kid is not messing around.

5. Have to include that trademark.

6. You did the right thing.

7. Color-coordinated.

8. You better make it happen.

9. Proper dictation.

10. Playing mind games.

11. You definitely need that intro.

12. All the way to the top.

13. That is sweet.

14. That’s quite a list.

15. I’m with him on this one.

What was on your kids’ lists?

What are the trendy toys this year?

Or maybe you just gave them a lump of coal?

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Over the Holidays

Moms and dads…at least you can take comfort in the fact that we’re in the home stretch right now.

The holidays have been long and stressful, but now there’s an end in sight.

So put your shoulders back, put a smile on your face, and power through!

It’ll be 2020 in no time!

1. The “updated” list.

2. Tell them the truth.

3. Put a ride to school on there, too.

4. Perfect!

5. That’s the way it works.

6. Not a bad deal!

7. A lot of peaks and valleys.

8. Don’t even bother.

9. Get those diamonds!

10. You better start working!

11. That’s what moms are for.

12. That makes sense.

13. Got carried away.

14. It’ll work like a charm!

15. Not exactly a relaxing night…

Have you had enough of your family and holiday festivities yet?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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15 Funny Tweets About Couples Therapy

Going to therapy is nothing to joke about…oh wait, yes it is!

At least it is according to these folks who decided to tweet about couples therapy.

Let’s dive right into the pain…and the laughs!

1. Who’s ahead?

2. I’ve heard enough out of you.

3. Hahahaha.

4. Maybe you are…

5. Doesn’t look good…

6. That’s a tragedy.

7. You’re not a doctor!

8. That is crucial.

9. I see…

10. You moron!

11. That’s great!

12. I’m gonna need to pat you down.

13. Uh oh…

14. Never a good sign.

15. He just can’t bring himself to do it.

Have you ever given couples therapy a whirl?

If so, let us know how it went in the comments! We’re here to listen!

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Is Your Dog Spoiled Rotten? Then These Tweets Are for You!

We all do it, right? When I’ve had dogs in the past, I treated them like royalty…BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE.

You know what I’m saying, right?

Dogs are our best friends – they love us unconditionally, and therefore they deserve to be spoiled rotten.

The people who wrote these tweets definitely agree with me…

1. Just call it a dog bed.

2. Not you…

3. You’re absolutely right.

4. Why do you say that?

5. Maybe?

6. That’s a lie.

7. Living her best life.

8. Don’t upset the dog.

9. That’s totally normal.

10. Sorry, gotta go.

11. Hell no!

12. We all do this, right?

13. Party night!

14. The floor is fine for you.

15. Honey, we need to talk…

Do you have an extremely pampered pup?

Let’s see some photos in the comments!

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Amazon Customers Really Poured Their Heart and Soul into These Reviews

Really great online reviews, whether it’s Yelp, Amazon, etc., are very difficult to find. That’s because they’re very few and far between. But once in a while, you stumble upon some real works of art.

And the people behind these Amazon reviews really went above and beyond.

Let’s take a look at these mini-masterpieces.

1. A beautiful tribute.

That cuts deep from amazonreviews

2. Thanks for this.

“It’s lube, not much more to say” from amazonreviews

3. A new life.

that’s wassup amanda from amazonreviews

4. God help you.

I’m 100% sure that this has been posted before but I couldn’t find it. I’m ready to be shunned by this community from amazonreviews

5. Listen up, everyone.

Some life advice from amazonreviews

6. That’s not good.

What even is 24h time ? from amazonreviews

7. Thanks, Debbie.

Oh Debbie from amazonreviews

8. Ouch…

This guy missed out on a perfectly good mug from amazonreviews

9. “Will buy again.”

Whiskey spilling proof but not ankle breaking proof from amazonreviews

10. Sounds like a great game.

Definitely want this video game now from amazonreviews

11. She seems totally stable.

Absolute jem while looking for a black worm on a string. from amazonreviews

12. Time for EVERYONE to brush their teeth.

Review for charcoal toothpaste from amazonreviews

13. Picasso reborn.

A decent and cheap easel. from amazonreviews

14. See you in Hell.

Woman Stealing Bear from amazonreviews

15. Something must be done…

White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles Review from amazonreviews

Just remember, if your online holiday shopping doesn’t go as planned, you can always try to write a review like one of these!

That’ll give you something to shoot for!

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Here Are 20 of Best Tweets That Women Shared This Year

2019 was a great year for women being hilarious on social media. Whether it was on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, you name it: the ladies were killin’ it.

I have a feeling the ladies will step up their game even further in 2020, but for now, let’s enjoy some of the best that 2019 had to offer…

1. They sure did.

2. Yikes.

3. Keep it coming!

4. Never thought about that before…

5. Free shirts.

6. It’s a long process.

7. Dancing like a stripper.

8. That’s kind of disturbing.

9. Remember those days?

10. Boom!

11.  The good stuff.

12. Hahahaha. So accurate.

13. Won’t do that again.

14. Prove to me that you’re okay…

15. Oh, I’m worrying.

Did you come across any hilarious posts from women this year that you’d like to share?

Let’s see them in the comments!

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People Are Telling Dads That They Put Olive Oil in Their Cars, and Dads Are Very Upset

There have some innocent and funny Internet challenges that have involved intentionally riling up one’s parents. And I mean…it’s really their fault for having goats that are so easily gotten, right?

Like how easy it is to freak out your dad (or husband for that matter) by pretending to have done something totally ignorant and potentially harmful to your vehicle.

Enter the latest challenge: texting your father that you’ve put olive oil into your car engine thinking it was the same as motor oil.

And guys. Dads are not disappointing us.

Though they may be disappointed in us.

15. He’s going to call CPS.

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14. Always so helpful.

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13. Duh!

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12. Are you sure his was, though?

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11. Okay, Boomer.

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10. Talk about taking it in stride!

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9. He’s going to request a paternity test now.

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8. Wow he even managed to slip in a Dad joke.

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7. Always the pragmatists.

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6. The “I suspect you are not” has to sting!

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5. Think of the FARMERS.

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4. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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3. He really wishes you had an excuse.

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2. This is a man who knows how things work.

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1. He’s *pretty* sure he didn’t marry a moron.

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I’m too old to try this on my dad so I guess I’ll have to wait for the next one.

Boo.

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People Talk About Getting Texts from Their Exes During the Holidays

For some reason, scores of people decide to send their exes text messages during the holidays. Even when the breakup was awful and one side (or both) have made it clear that they want nothing to do with the other person.

I’m here to say that’s probably not a great idea…some things should just be left in the past.

Just stop it. Okay?

These tweeters definitely have some feelings about this topic.

1. Sure, why not?

2. Hahahaha.

3. Annual traditions.

4. Don’t bother.

5. Who are you again?

6. Who do you think you’re talking to?

7. That’s a shame.

8. Twelve is a lot…

9. Wow! Dragging their own child…

10. I think not.

11. Let’s go through it all over again.

12. A vicious cycle.

13. Probably a good idea.

14. NO WAY.

15. Uh oh…here we go again…

Just say NO!

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