These Funny Cakes All Got Completely Wrecked

Yikes…you might want to cover your eyes.

Cakes are supposed to be innocent harbingers of sugar and candles and fun, but sometimes, things don’t go exactly as planned.

Either that, or someone upstairs has a hilarious sense of humor.

Just take a look at these 12 cakes and see if you don’t agree.

13. They tried to fix it with the blue outline but nope.

We asked them to draw a fish on my grandfather’s cookie cake… from cakefails

12. I mean, they got the point across, no?

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11. I’m sure it was still delicious.

got a walmart cake for my bro-in-law nick & the woman asked his name i thought she said color so i said "surprise me" &she put steve im done pic.twitter.com/Ak9Jnho6v0

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 28, 2016

10. Yeah, no, the sprinkles didn’t really help.

https://stability.tumblr.com/post/101090999691/tocifer-ryyde-i-was-trying-to-make-my-friend

9. It makes it better that CURT is only 8.

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8. I don’t even want to know what’s going on here.

So went to kids birthday party today and this was the cake. There is something not quite right about this cake.

7. OMG stop it.

"Here’s the image for the cake" from funny

6. I’m going to need some more details. Like all of them.

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5. I can’t decide if this is brilliant or awful.

https://draculify.tumblr.com/post/98351572797/theladypipsqueak-salparadisewasright

4. Ms. Potts is judging you HARD.

Ma sister paid to get a cake made like the happy go lucky cup and pot from beauty and the beast n they look like there ready to punch ma cunt in pic.twitter.com/bCCOO8M31V

— deano (@7onaed) January 21, 2018

3. Has this cake been…used?

I accidentally made a butthole cake. from funny

2. Taking a Tumblr post to a whole new level.

https://breeblurg33.tumblr.com/post/107791936176/erisender-my-birthday-cake-this-year-based-off

1. This is actually pretty impressive.

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These are killing me. If I’d gotten one of these, I don’t even think I would have been mad.

Has something like this happened to you? Did you have an accidentally hilarious cake?

Share a picture with us in the comments!

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March 1, 2020

These Funny Cakes All Got Completely Wrecked

Yikes…you might want to cover your eyes.

Cakes are supposed to be innocent harbingers of sugar and candles and fun, but sometimes, things don’t go exactly as planned.

Either that, or someone upstairs has a hilarious sense of humor.

Just take a look at these 12 cakes and see if you don’t agree.

13. They tried to fix it with the blue outline but nope.

We asked them to draw a fish on my grandfather’s cookie cake… from cakefails

12. I mean, they got the point across, no?

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11. I’m sure it was still delicious.

got a walmart cake for my bro-in-law nick & the woman asked his name i thought she said color so i said "surprise me" &she put steve im done pic.twitter.com/Ak9Jnho6v0

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 28, 2016

10. Yeah, no, the sprinkles didn’t really help.

https://stability.tumblr.com/post/101090999691/tocifer-ryyde-i-was-trying-to-make-my-friend

9. It makes it better that CURT is only 8.

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8. I don’t even want to know what’s going on here.

So went to kids birthday party today and this was the cake. There is something not quite right about this cake.

7. OMG stop it.

"Here’s the image for the cake" from funny

6. I’m going to need some more details. Like all of them.

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5. I can’t decide if this is brilliant or awful.

https://draculify.tumblr.com/post/98351572797/theladypipsqueak-salparadisewasright

4. Ms. Potts is judging you HARD.

Ma sister paid to get a cake made like the happy go lucky cup and pot from beauty and the beast n they look like there ready to punch ma cunt in pic.twitter.com/bCCOO8M31V

— deano (@7onaed) January 21, 2018

3. Has this cake been…used?

I accidentally made a butthole cake. from funny

2. Taking a Tumblr post to a whole new level.

https://breeblurg33.tumblr.com/post/107791936176/erisender-my-birthday-cake-this-year-based-off

1. This is actually pretty impressive.

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These are killing me. If I’d gotten one of these, I don’t even think I would have been mad.

Has something like this happened to you? Did you have an accidentally hilarious cake?

Share a picture with us in the comments!

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February 29, 2020

These Newly-Adopted Animals Should Make You Smile

There’s almost nothing on this planet that makes me happier than seeing a newly-adopted animal that is obviously bursting with joy.

You can tell by their faces that they are relieved and happy to be in a loving home and it’s about as pure as pure gets.

Let’s meet these newly-adopted pets!

1. Already in love.

My friend got her old cat a kitten! They really love each other from aww

2. Oh, I’m sure she’ll be just fine.

This Cat. Perdita. Called "the world’s worst" and "just a jerk" was finally adopted from an animal rescue in Spruce Pine, N.C. "Not for the faint of heart," and doesn’t like hugs, she is not good with kittens, children or dogs, either. She could be so troublesome the shelter agreed to waive the fee from aww

3. A senior dog.

My dad (who’s not a dog person) recently adopted a senior dog while his wife was looking at puppies. "I just couldn’t stand to imagine him alone at that age," he said. Meet his new goodest boi "Rock!" from aww

4. Meet your little sister.

My cat had anxiety issues, so we adopted a little sister for him. from aww

5. Yours forever.

This girl was rescued and we have been fostering her for about 5 months. With a big adoption event for our rescue coming up we decided we couldn’t let her go to someone else and decided to make her our Furever Valentine. She has her quirks but has been an overall great girl for us. from aww

6. Make yourself at home.

Adopted this little guy from a shelter. He ate a ton of food and made himself right at home; I think he likes it here. from aww

7. Hello, Ruby!

Have grown up with cats for the majority of my 31 years on this Earth, but this is the first one I get to call my own. Meet Ruby. from cats

8. A little angel.

Today i adopted Gracie. from aww

9. They make life better.

Life has been a little better with my new gal. from cats

10. He is very handsome.

Went to the pound just to see look. An hour later we left with this handsome gentleman. Meet Murphy from aww

11. All up in the camera.

Say ‘Hi’ to our adopted cutie Billie from aww

12. How adorable.

I’m her eyes and she is my heart . from cats

13. She’s getting adjusted.

Adopted her today! Finally peeking out of the couch. from aww

14. Your new best friend!

Adopted this girl from the Humane Socity from aww

Those photos make my heart sing!

Do you have an adopted pet that you are totally in love with?

Well, don’t be shy! Share some pics in the comments and introduce us to them!

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February 29, 2020

People Shared the Most Interesting Random Facts They Know

Twitter can be a real cesspool of terrible news sometimes, but once in a while it really gives us a great thread full of great information.

And this thread is a great example!

This tweet got the ball rolling.

What’s the most random fact you know?

I mean RANDOM random.

— Fleetwood Coupe DeVille (@MsPackyetti) January 28, 2020

And then the responses poured in. Here are 13 of the best.

1. They are cute, though.

Koalas are really really not smart.
If you change the form of their food (put eucalyptus on a plate, for example) they will starve to death rather than eat it bc they can’t recognize it. https://t.co/732YnZKErZ

— Jessi (@OlMumsyJess) January 28, 2020

2. Think about that one…

We live closer to when T. Rex lived than T. Rex did to when Stegosaurus lived. https://t.co/f4UVS5dh10

— Josh (@joshnorthsouth) January 28, 2020

3. Just for you.

When you look at a flower, some of the photons that entered your eye just ended a 100,000-year journey from the center of the sun.

Nobody else sees them.

Just you.

10% of THOSE will give up their energy to cause a chemical reaction that—literally—makes them a part of you. https://t.co/LK339c4jym

— Dustin Miller (@spdustin) January 28, 2020

4. I’m not trying to kill you.

The act of touching glasses to cheers comes from medieval suspicions of poisoning each other, so youd slam mugs together to spill each others drinks into your own to show trust you werent trying to kill them. Europeans man…

— james beard (@beardjam) January 28, 2020

5. Elvis will never die!

they can’t ever close Elvis’ estate unless it stops making money, because he died without a will. there’s a captive law firm that does nothing but Elvis law as a result. https://t.co/Dc3AXWQ9YQ

— Space Witches, Esq. (@popelizbet) January 28, 2020

6. Wooly males.

Just like humans, male sheep have more wool

And the wool quality is higher if the sheep are castrated (not sure if that’s true for humans) https://t.co/1h5mnWBPKm

— Flint Dibble (@FlintDibble) January 29, 2020

7. Just in case.

The stickers on fruit are made to be edible, just in case.

— Tammy Howe (@thowe555) January 28, 2020

8. Times have changed.

The original Black Panther costume had a hole cut out of the mask for the mouth and nose, but higher-ups got worried last second and had the artist fill it in so potential buyers wouldn’t be scared off by a black superhero on the cover. pic.twitter.com/bRp1VFt1qY

— tyler huckabee (@TylerHuckabee) January 28, 2020

9. Who will be the winner?

Great White Shark babies fight and kill each other in the womb. The winner gets to be born.

But upon birth, it has to swim away fast, or else the mama shark will eat it. https://t.co/1dRrHyjDNY

— Syd (@PixScienceCo) January 28, 2020

10. That is mindblowing.

Wilma Flintstone’s maiden name is Slaghoople.

— Kim Brill (@Kim_Brill) January 28, 2020

11. Mystery flavors.

The mystery flavor Dum Dum lollipop originally existed because they didn’t clean the machines between flavors. It was the result of the previous batch mixing with the next one. https://t.co/HNmvMJjpDV

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) January 28, 2020

12. Isn’t that something?

The vertical indentation in the middle area of the upper lip is called the philtrum, which in Greek means “love charm” pic.twitter.com/xapVYKB15c

— Monk E. (@tdm_now) January 28, 2020

13. This changes my entire childhood!

The “tag” in when you play tag stands for “touch and go”

— Leora Wolf-Prusan (@Leorawp) January 28, 2020

Those are great! I feel like I learned something today!

Okay, now it’s your turn, our dear readers. What is the most random, most interesting fact that you know?

Let us know in the comments. Please and thank you!

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February 29, 2020

Funny and Painful Tweets About the Misery of Working

There’s no way around it: work sucks. There’s no way around it, we all have to do it, and we’re all gonna do it FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

But, if we can’t laugh at the hardships (and misery) in our lives, then what the heck are we doing on this planet?

So enjoy these funny tweets about jobs. And keep working, keep laughing, and try your best not to be too miserable.

1. Never be THAT GUY.

Photo Credit: Twitter

2. Sounds good in theory.

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3. It definitely did not.

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4. It’s their fault.

Photo Credit: Twitter

5. I’m sorry that I exist…

Photo Credit: Twitter

6. Not quite the same, is it?

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7. I’d read this blog.

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8. Hmmmm…no thanks.

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9. Fight to the death.

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10. Plant the seed early.

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11. Tend to overdo it a bit.

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12. Might be a while…

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13. Mostly sleeping.

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It’s so funny that it hurts…literally.

Okay, you had your fun, now it’s time to get back to the daily grind.

But before you do that, give us a quick work update! How’s it going? Let us know in the comments. We won’t tell your boss!

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February 29, 2020

People Share the Times They Lost Their Virginity to Escorts

Everyone has to lose their virginity someday…and in one way or another. Who are we to judge?

But you have to admit there is a certain stigma about not only going to an escort, but losing the big V Card to one.

These folks admitted that they did it and how they feel about it…

1. What happens in Vegas…

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2. Wasn’t that great.

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3. Probably shouldn’t tell her about it.

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4. Not very enjoyable.

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5. Wow. That’s quite an admission.

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6. No shame in your game.

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7. This one worked out for the best.

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8. Did it for a reason.

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9. This one has regrets.

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10. Scared of the truth.

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11. A new life motto.

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I’m kind of surprised that those were a mixed bag of responses, to be honest with you.

What do you think? Do you think it’s morally wrong or weird for someone to lose their virginity to an escort?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments.

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February 29, 2020

If Your Dad Doesn’t Remember Your Friends’ Names, You’re Not The Only One

I’ve been friends with some people for over 20 years and my mom pretty much all of them and what’s going on in their lives, at least on a surface level.

My dad? He’s met some of these people dozens of times over the years and he literally has no clue who any of them are. You remember Tim, who used to come over every single day when I was growing up? Nope. A total blank for Dear Old Dad.

And I guess I’m not alone, because people on Twitter have the exact same issue with their Dads. Take a look…

1. Never seen them before.

my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years pic.twitter.com/ShGNnHseBl

— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) September 20, 2019

2. That’s 123 Main Street.

my dad doesn’t ever remember any of my friends names so he just calls them by their addresses

— ✰????!✰ (@localfratrat) August 27, 2019

3. Hope for the best.

My dad doesn't know any of my friends names properly so he just calls them all fi and hopes for the best

— charlotte (@McCollum123) May 15, 2016

4. I think it’s all of them.

do all dads do the thing where they can never remember your friends’ names or is mine just extra ignant

— lil if u aint nasty dont @ me (@OmfgSheFknDed) December 28, 2019

5. The man needs help.

My dad doesn’t know any of my friends names (none literally none) but he does know Glee actors and their character names on sight. The poor man is broken.

— Kylo Ren (@BOSSKyJo) December 19, 2019

6. That one friend you have…

my dad just sat down next to me at the table and asked “so what did your one friend do for thanksgiving?” ?????? he doesn’t know any of my friends names smh

— a mamma mia! fan account (@carocavvv) November 29, 2019

7. That means you’re not going anywhere.

My dad doesn’t want me to go on trips with my friends he doesn’t know well.

BUT SIR, you don’t even know the names of my best friends for the past 10 years.

Do you see the DILEMMA???

— Seemat (@_IGotThis_2) August 23, 2019

8. Get it together, Dad!

My dad still doesn't know the names of my friends that I've been friends with since 1st grade

— t (@taraamariiee) January 17, 2017

9. You really missed out.

my dad doesn't know all my friends' names so apparently while I was gone the sixth sense guy, the director, and the bully stopped by.

— “space cadet” (@allyally_cat) July 6, 2016

10. That’s a long time.

@lilmeso when ur dad says who’s G when we’ve no joke literally known eachother for nearly 10 years now

— ً (@skulltrim) September 20, 2019

11. Grandpas are still dads.

My boyfriends name is Caiden. We’ve been together for over a year and live literally right next door to my grandpa but he still calls him Cameron.

— Magayla (@thiccy_smallz) September 20, 2019

12. And we have a mom who admits to it, too…

as a parent who is guilty of this, I’m in tears over this

— Heidi Milliken (@HeidiMinette) February 2, 2020

So accurate and so on-point.

Do these tweets sum up your dad?

Tell us about it in the comments! Let’s keep this thread going!

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13. They tried to fix it with the blue outline but nope.

12. I mean, they got the point across, no?

11. I’m sure it was still delicious.

10. Yeah, no, the sprinkles didn’t really help.

9. It makes it better that CURT is only 8.

8. I don’t even want to know what’s going on here.

7. OMG stop it.

6. I’m going to need some more details. Like all of them.

5. I can’t decide if this is brilliant or awful.

4. Ms. Potts is judging you HARD.

3. Has this cake been…used?

2. Taking a Tumblr post to a whole new level.

1. This is actually pretty impressive.

13. They tried to fix it with the blue outline but nope.

12. I mean, they got the point across, no?

11. I’m sure it was still delicious.

10. Yeah, no, the sprinkles didn’t really help.

9. It makes it better that CURT is only 8.

8. I don’t even want to know what’s going on here.

7. OMG stop it.

6. I’m going to need some more details. Like all of them.

5. I can’t decide if this is brilliant or awful.

4. Ms. Potts is judging you HARD.

3. Has this cake been…used?

2. Taking a Tumblr post to a whole new level.

1. This is actually pretty impressive.

1. Already in love.

2. Oh, I’m sure she’ll be just fine.

3. A senior dog.

4. Meet your little sister.

5. Yours forever.

6. Make yourself at home.

7. Hello, Ruby!

8. A little angel.

9. They make life better.

10. He is very handsome.

11. All up in the camera.

12. How adorable.

13. She’s getting adjusted.

14. Your new best friend!

1. They are cute, though.

2. Think about that one…

3. Just for you.

4. I’m not trying to kill you.

5. Elvis will never die!

6. Wooly males.

7. Just in case.

8. Times have changed.

9. Who will be the winner?

10. That is mindblowing.

11. Mystery flavors.

12. Isn’t that something?

13. This changes my entire childhood!

1. Never be THAT GUY.

2. Sounds good in theory.

3. It definitely did not.

4. It’s their fault.

5. I’m sorry that I exist…

6. Not quite the same, is it?

7. I’d read this blog.

8. Hmmmm…no thanks.

9. Fight to the death.

10. Plant the seed early.

11. Tend to overdo it a bit.

12. Might be a while…

13. Mostly sleeping.

12. What do you want from me?

11. If “peopley” isn’t in the Dictionary, it will be soon.

10. It’s the only logical reaction.

9. Unfortunately you can only control one of those things.

8. The brown part should be even smaller.

7. So…every time I go out?

6. Answer: no one answers the door, only monsters come over unannounced.

5. It’s a delicate balance, this life.

4. The only way to ride.

3. I hope you have an awesome food delivery person.

2. Don’t look at me don’t look at me don’t look at me…

1. Don’t leave me.

12. Two very solid arguments in favor.

11. Cheers!